On the other side, Zhu Bajie, who hurriedly went out with a small lamp, was lazy, but when he thought that the stinky monkey might be squatting behind his back again, he had to work hard to find the pot of ashes.

At this moment, it was already the moon and the sky outside, and everything was quiet.

Ordinary Terran families have nothing to do at night except for a few activities, and those few activities do not waste much time, and leaving home at night is extremely prone to unknown dangers.

Therefore, looking at Zhu Bajie, the city is basically dark, and there are few people who still have lights.

"How can you find this half pot of ashes?"

Zhu Bajie swept around left and right, picked a household, used a skillful wall-climbing method, and between a few movements of his fat body, he flexibly walked in, and touched someone's pot while it was dark.

A little darkness is not in the way for Zhu Bajie at all, and a little spell can make what he sees clear.

Merely......

Zhu Bajie looked at the small opening of the stove in front of him, and then compared his waistline.

"Damn it."

Zhu Bajie muttered angrily, and then bent over and went into the stove.

As expected...... It's stuck!

But it didn't matter, half of his body was stuck outside, but it didn't affect Zhu Bajie scraping the ashes inside.

"Rustling ......"

For a while, Zhu Bajie, who had half drilled into the stove, started scraping hard, and focused on using a small cup to catch the ashes of the pot.

However, the sound of scraping dust was especially loud in the darkness of the night, and it woke up the Terran couple who were resting in the next room in a few breaths.

"Wake up, husband, what's that sound?"

"Could it be that there is a thief in the house?"

"You mother-in-law, we are poor and white, and he is also unlucky to be a thief, besides, why does that sound seem to be from the stove?"

"That'...... Is it a rat stealing food? ”

"It's going to starve."

As the Terran couple listened attentively, the "rustling" sound became clearer and more rhythmic, making people panic.

"Husband, do you want to ...... Take a look at it? ”

"Yes."

Immediately, the Terran couple quietly got out of bed and put on their shoes, one holding a hoe, and the other holding a rather sharp iron hairpin in his left and right hands, and carefully touched it in the direction of the stove one after the other.

Soon, the Terran couple who quietly touched the kitchen took advantage of the dim moonlight and carefully probed inside.

Lacking light and the limits of human eyesight, they could only see something quite large drilling into the stove, writhing, swaying, and quite rounded.

……

"Idiot, so that's why you're the way you are?"

In the post house, the monkey and the sand monk surrounded their faces with pot ashes and asked the "restless" Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie said angrily. "That's right, those hateful Terrans, despicable natives, took advantage of the old pig's unpreparedness to sneak up on me."

"Is the injury serious?" The monkey asked with some concern. "Why don't I show you?"

"It's okay, it's just a hoe and two holes." Zhu Bajie wanted to cry and said without tears.

"Really? So serious? The monkey seemed a little taken aback.

"Yes, Brother Monkey, those local people are too despicable, and they are completely in the dark." Zhu Bajie cried.

"In that case......

When the monkey said this, he could no longer hold back his smile and burst out laughing.

"Ahahaha......"

"Laughing to death my grandson, Marshal Tianpeng was stuck in the stove and stabbed and hoeed, ahahaha......"

"No, I must tell the master about this matter, so that his old man can be happy."

……

It's not just the monkey, it's the most honest and honest sand monk on the side, his expression is also faintly smiling, and the expression that he endures is about to turn red, but he is afraid that if he laughs out loud, it will be a great secondary injury to the second senior brother.

However, as everyone knows, Sha Seng held back his smile, but also had a deep expression of pity and sympathy, which made Zhu Bajie more and more internally injured.

What kind of virtue is a monkey, Zhu Bajie naturally knows it, but even the sand monk who has always been honest and honest looks like this, which really makes Zhu Bajie feel infinite melancholy and grievances in his heart.

Why?

Why is it always my old pig who gets hurt?

Could it be that he was too handsome and martial in his previous life, and even needed to come like this in this life?

At this moment, in this situation, Zhu Bajie, whose eyes were full of melancholy and melancholy, inexplicably wanted to chant another poem.

"Affectionate since ancient times......"

"Smack!"

However, before Zhu Bajie finished reading the first half of the sentence, he suddenly felt that his wound had been slapped heavily.

"Oops! Pain, pain, pain! ”

Zhu Bajie covered his wounds with both hands, and at the same time that the whole pig subconsciously bounced forward, he turned around and shouted angrily at the monkey staring at the palm of his hand.

"Bi Ma Wen, you're okay, what a bad old pig, I used to be Marshal Tianpeng, can you save me some face?!"

The monkey looked at his slap, and there was still a little blood on his palm, and said with some heartache. "Idiot, I didn't expect you to really sink in the small stove, it really hurts you and my grandson's heart."

"Nonsense, you were laughing out loud just now." Zhu Bajie scolded angrily.

"Bitter smile, do you understand?" The monkey corrected casually.

"You ......"

Just as Zhu Bajie wanted to say something, the monkey who maintained the appearance of the human race had a straight expression and said.

"Back to business, the elixir that my grandson wants to prepare for King Zhu Zi is mainly going to use pot ash, croton, rhubarb, etc. to help him vomit and diarrhea and eliminate the stagnant things in his body......"

"What's more, we also need to add something that can be greatly replenished to make up for King Zhu Zi's empty body, otherwise under a large amount of vomiting, King Zhu Zi, who is a mortal after all, may die on the spot."

"Senior brother, what kind of big supplement are you going to prepare?" The sand monk on the side asked.

"In my grandson's opinion, the most suitable thing for the big tonic is the real dragon dragon urine, but it's just ......" Speaking of this, the monkey subconsciously glanced at Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie looked at the monkey's eyes, inexplicably felt dangerous, and subconsciously scolded angrily. "Bi Ma Wen, what do you want to do? Not right......"

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie thought of something, stared at the monkey with incredible eyes and said.

"You don't want me to get Ao Yu, do you? Master usually spoils Ao Yu a lot, don't you know, you are asking for my life. Don't be, instead of letting the master send it to the West Heaven on the spot, it's better to do it yourself, come on......"

After a pause, Zhu Bajie, a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, did not forget to add. "If you make a move, don't blame the old pig for calling for help, wake up the master, we don't have any good fruit to eat."