"Yui Ikari... The founder of the EVA series, and the cause of humanity's demise? "When I watched the anime in my previous life, if Yui Ikari hadn't entered the first machine, wouldn't this world be very different.

After all, if he didn't die, Lao Ikari wouldn't be so desperate, and Shinji Ikari wouldn't have taken the first plane. Shinji Ikari's position is okay, but if the old fox doesn't work, it's still a question of whether the human race can finish the plan according to the schedule.

Even in the original work, under Lao Ikati's desperate efforts, he barely managed to keep up with the rhythm of the plan.

Forehead... Wrong... Ikari Wei didn't enter Eva, Lao Ikari didn't work hard, and Eva didn't form a combat force before the apostle came... As soon as the water angel came, he didn't go berserk, and he didn't have his own specifications, Eva was defeated, and the third new Tokyo city was evaporated by n2.

The angels of the day are coming, N2 is washing the ground, the thunder angels are coming, the missiles are ineffective, everyone drinks orange juice together.

Mommy...

As for the only one who went in, Lao Iki worked hard, and the humans finished making up for it and drank orange juice together.

Can't save it, say goodbye...

"Then the negotiation is established, and Shinji Ikari's wish also includes his mother's rescue, but considering your cunning skills, I will always be wary of you."

"Well, I'm here next, I hope you can cooperate with our arrangements to go to the junior high school in the third new Tokyo City, after all, the old man of Seele will be suspicious of the 14-year-old driver who locks up the base and doesn't go out."

Old man? Isn't it a theatrical version? Halo, huh?

"Yes, but I mean, what's wrong with you? The end of the world is coming, and the weapons of the final battle are also weakened? Instead of military training for drivers, instead spend a lot of time going to school, and if you don't go to school, you will be suspected? You're too magical, aren't you? ”

"Humans... Scold. Ikari put on his gloves and helped his glasses.

"Is there anything you can do to get Yui out? Today, you can see that you can bring out the power of EVA with your own strength. ”

"Yes, but it's going to be a while, and the experts in soul science haven't arrived yet."

"Hmm." Ikari Gendo's eyes drooped. "I don't know how to express my concern for Shinji. Maybe that's one of the reasons why he's cornering himself.

Only chose a path of no return to the savior for him, but he didn't expect him to admit that kind of pressure. ”

"You can have a little faith and get rid of it." Ian thought of the tragic situation of Asuka No. 2 in Death and New Life, and the killing of everyone in Q who couldn't talk well. With this savior's experience, it's a miracle not to give yourself depression, okay?

Dead and Reborn: Machine 2 is dismembered

Q：

Shinji: What's going on

Misato: Don't do anything

Ritsuko: I'll kill you if I open EVA

Asuka: One of the imps

Limbo: Orders?

Toji no Sakura: Don't open EVA

Kaoru Nagisa: Yara comes to a card?

Akira: Go and open EVA

Not to mention experiencing it personally, it's aggrieved to think about it...

"To be honest, I think that with Shinji's experience, it is purely fateful to be able to survive to the end without a nervous breakdown... Let me go through those at 14 and I'd be crazy, really. ”

“…… I know. Ikari Yuantang stood up heavily, and the person was obviously a little rickety.

Seeing that his originally straight spine was a little stiff, Ian was really embarrassed to ask that, your wife entrusted her son to you, and you raised him to be like that bird, and you were not afraid of seeing your wife killed?

"Ikari, is this really good? The Chosen One..."

"No, Dongyue, that person is the true Chosen One. The circumstances in which we chose Shinji at that time can be reluctantly called the choice of destiny. And he was sent here by the real gods. A god we have made. "Ikari Gentang's back is no longer rickety, but he walks three points brisker than at the beginning." And, gods, how easy is it to die? I'm going to find you out three feet into the ground, Shinji..."

Half of Ikari Gendo's face is covered in shadows, and his glasses are occupied by reflected white light.

"Have you been talking to your father for a long time, Shinji-kun?" Misato leaned against the wall and stood in the corner. "You're staying with me today and beyond, and we need to get to know each other."

"Don't, refuse, dismiss, absolutely impossible. I'll go straight to my ship ... A friend's house is going to live..."

Don't reject the rejection

Three words appeared in Ian's eyes.

"Why? Can't go home yet? Ian sent Linda a message back.

"Let's see your strategy skills!" There is also a photo of 6 girls watching the live broadcast in underwear.

"No, Yo Shinji-kun, this is an order from you as the head of the War Department~"

"Nacheng, let's talk about the entry treatment."

"Huh? Don't resist it? ”

"They won't let me go back."

“…… Get back? They? Misato gave Ian a deep look. Get in. ”

According to the plot, Misato first drove to a convenience store and bought a lot of convenience food before driving Ian home.

Standing at the door, look at Misato's attitude of not entering the door if you don't say anything.

Ian complied with her wishes and said, "I'm back." ”

"Is this the room of the fabled, older single youth?" Ian walked into the room, his eyes twitching unconsciously as he found out... Except for the entrance where you can see, there is no place to stay.

Pulling out the nano combat suit and slamming it on the table, the nanobot devoured the piles of takeout boxes and beer bottles on the table, then turned into liquid, rolled to the ground and began to devour the unwanted garbage, tidying up the barely useful. It was then reorganized into a housekeeping robot.

In less than 3 minutes, the nanobot cleaned the entire room of garbage and dust.

"Clean it up." (Nanobot Limited Edition)

Misato stared at the floor that seemed to be glowing.

"Smack!" Misato hammered her palm. "Earned! Then Shinji-kun, you go take a shower first, and I'll clean up a room for you......"

Misato opens the room that was going to be given to Ian and finds that it is completely packed. By the way, the original bed was replaced with a large bed that looked comfortable at two meters by two and a half meters.

“…… How do you sell that thing? ”

Ian beckoned the housekeeping robot who was cleaning up the convenience food. Buckle a bit of nanobots off it. Crumple it into a dough and buckle it a little from it to create a syringe and a pair of glasses.

"Which control do you want? Inside or glasses? ”

"Glasses."

Misato looked at the syringe filled with silver liquid, not to mention if she would die... It must have hurt.

"Well, it's pre-installed with a tutorial, brainwave control, you can study it first. I'm going to take a shower. "The guy who came up with the idea that LCL could supply oxygen directly to the driver was a real talent... Didn't he think that people would sweat during high-intensity battles? In addition to the basic anti-load suit and survival support functions, at least the Gundam driving suit also has a sweat collection device and a fecal collection and processing device.

But Eva's combat suit......

Don't say if there is any.

Do you dare?

Taking a shower, Ian's mind was full of thoughts.

"Flutter Flutter Flutter..."

“！！！！！！！”

Penguins came out of the bath inside, jumped to the ground and shook the water there.

"There's hot water in there, right? Can penguins take hot baths? ”

Tilting his head to look at Ian, the penguin opened the door by himself and went out on his own.

"Isn't IQ a little abnormally high...... Ian swears, he never saw the human emotion in the penguin's eyes.

Thinking of the rumors that the unreliable Q in the previous life was transformed with a PenPen...

So the truth is... During the second impact, ADMS found a penguin in Antarctica as a pet, but in the end, Misato you brought it over as a pet, right?

Precisely manipulated the Force to bounce the water droplets on the surface of the body, took a piece of nanobot to form a set of clothes, and after thinking about it, he made a white coat and draped it according to his habit.

As soon as I went out, I saw Misato sitting cross-legged on a chair, sitting behind a table drinking beer, facing the bathroom door.

"Cut..."Misato pursed her lips vaguely, her eyes flashing with disappointment. He looked Ian up and down.

Sister, I heard you... What do you want to do to me, a 14-year-old boy?

Ian saw the three bottles of beer piled up on the table. Following the extension line of himself and the beer, his eyes subtly looked at a spot on the wall.

emmmmm……

If the camera is in that direction... Just coded eh......

"By the way, Shinji-kun, here's your ID card, bank card, employment contract, and transfer certificate. On Friday, I will accompany you to the school to complete the enrollment procedures. ”

"Kunizhong? Lieutenant? Eva's driver isn't treated very well..."Lying in bed, Ian almost fell asleep... I am so tired of scolding the apostles today.

The next day, Ian got up early, pushed open the door of the room, and saw Misato wearing only underwear and wearing makeup and clothes.

"Ah, Shinji-kun...... Shinji-kun! Misato was blinded for a second, looking down at her own image and Ian Muran's expression. His face was red and white for a while, and then he pretended to be calm and put on his clothes.

"Are you going to go out for a walk today? Or is it staying at home? ”

"I want to go to the base with you, I need to customize EVA's combat equipment, and now the first machine can use too few weapons."

"Huh?"

"By the way, there are some neural connection issues that I would like to consult with Dr. Akagi."

"Do all the kids play so advanced now?" Misato muttered in a low voice. Carried Ian to the base.

"The design of the cold weapon is in charge of Lee Jae of the design department. The design of the thermal weapon is outsourced to the Strategic Self-Defense Forces. Here you can only customize cold weapons. Ritsuko is in the technical department, you should know the location, right? Swipe the card into the base, Misato casually introduced.

"Aren't you thinking about having some electric cars in the people aisle? Do you want to walk a 5,000 kilometer first to work? "It's been nearly 30 minutes since I walked from the gate of the base to the time I haven't entered the core area, and Ian took the time to look at the map. You still have more than half an hour to go.

"There's no way, the battery life of the lithium battery is not up to par, and the unit power of the small motor is not qualified, so that it can carry people and run in both directions in the personnel channel, the battery life can't keep up at all. Do it small, the motor belt does not move. In the end, we can only configure as many elevators as possible, and there is really no way to walk the personnel passage. ”

"But you've even built a 160-meter-tall robot?" Ian frowned and sent a message to Linda. "Linda, I need the technical statistics of the world's general civilian technology, first help me find out about electric vehicles and balance cars. I thought I might find a big sheep to pick. ”

"We're already doing it," he said. Linda replied in seconds.

“？？？？”

Grace found that the world's general civilian technology was only close to the level of 1990 on her side. Even smartphones are not widely available, but some building construction technologies are not much worse than they are now. In the case of conventional military equipment, it is about 20 years ahead of civilian technology. But judging from public information, some biochemical technologies are no longer inferior to the Galaxy group. ”

"That's the jump..."

"So we set up a company to play and sell smartphones, balance bikes, and other smart homes."

Where did you come from?

After finally selling arms from 4 worlds, is it now the turn of small household appliances?

A funny look tugged at Ian's face.

When I got to the design department, the man named Lee was already waiting.

"Hello, I'm Li Xianchen, the cold weapon used by the leading EVA. Did I design Guan Sun Liu, which is not in line with your habits? ”

"No, Guan Sun Liu is very comfortable to use. And I need some other weapons. I brought the blueprints, and they were all very simple. ”

"Long-handled giant axe, one-handed sword, hidden blade, Fang Tian painting halberd, dagger we already have?" Lee looked at the drawings of the last dagger with some confusion.

"This is a throwing knife specially used to drop, and it is too difficult for the bullet to attach to the position."

"I see, do throwing knives need a storage device?"

"It's enough for me to bring about 10."

"Okay, do you need anything else? If not, I'll go to the center of gravity measurement and redesign. ”

After saying that, turn around and leave.

"It's so cold......"

"Hah...... For Lee...... Only these cold weapons are true love...... He's not very interested in humans......" Misato scratched her head in embarrassment, after all, this was a bad thing to say about people behind her back.

Walking to the technical department, Ritsuko was typing the code coldly, and Ibuki was hanging his head next to him.

If you look closely, both of them have miniature dark circles under their eyes.

"Shinji-kun, we've found 9 of the 10 backdoors you mentioned, and where is that one?" Ritsuko spit out the lady's cigarette butt in her mouth.

"Allah... Are you going to be able to stay up all night? Igan looked at them innocently.

"Please speak up quickly, and we can go back and rest." Ritsuko Akagi stood up, took out a pack of cigarettes from her white coat pocket, and took out one and clamped it between her fingers.

Then, her gaze swept to Ian, who was wearing a jeans shirt and a white coat outside.

Look at yourself wearing a denim skirt, short-sleeved shirt and white coat. In addition, the two people have exactly the same posture of holding things in one hand and holding things in the other......

"Come and I'll see—" Ian pulled over the chair and sat down, took out a USB flash drive from his pocket, and raised it at Ritsuko. Mind that? ”

"Whatever you want. External networks anyway. ”

Plugging in the USB flash drive, Ian added Sharon's input to the terminal. Several commonly used detection programs are then loaded.

"The compatibility package is written and loading... Automatically detect it, Sirloin-chan will help check the loopholes. ”

"Huh? Talking to the computer? Ritsuko Akagi looked at Ian with a frown. Discover countless streams of code flashing across the screen. "Could it be that ... Artificial intelligence? ”

"What a crowded place...", a sentence flashed on the screen.

"Shinji-kun...? Are you loaded with artificial intelligence? Ritsuko took two deep puffs of her cigarette, finished it directly, and then pressed it out in the ashtray.

"Well, artificial intelligence, Sharon Ep."

"I mobilized some computing resources on the enterprise account, and finally completed the investigation. There are thirty-one original backdoors, fourteen active backdoors, and seventy-two vulnerabilities worth exploiting, all of which have been fixed. It's so troublesome, I'll go back first. ”

"Well, go ahead. Sincerely... Look at it. There are 22 back doors and 72 loopholes. ”

“… It's only 3 minutes..."Ibuki looked at Ian who said two sentences and wrote a compatible program interface to get it done.

"Looks like you don't have the energy to answer my questions... Why don't you give me the relevant literature and I'll read it myself? Ian looked at Ritsuko's not very good mental state.

"It's okay." Ritsuko pulled out a second cigarette. "Don't mind, right? I also have a lot of questions about how to do that about artificial intelligence. ”

A high-level artificial intelligence with a personality. In the case of limited computing resources, the artificial intelligence of the entire NERV extranet was screened in three minutes...

Ian pondered his knowledge reserves, and a personality AI with feelings would not do it. But growing AI can still be done.

Misato, who used to be half a scumbag, began to be confused less than five minutes after Ritsuko and Ian spoke.

Hair begins to develop after ten minutes.

Fifteen minutes later he fell asleep snoring.

Sixteen minutes later, he was woken up by a noisy Ritsuko and blasted out.

Misato found that everyone at the scene listened with relish, or suddenly realized, or frowned and thought, only he listened to the clouds and looked confused.

happened to be blasted out by Ritsuko.,Take the opportunity to run away quickly.。

Especially, these two people, Ian asked about the physical architecture of the EVA operating system, and after asking Ritsuko to explain, and then Ritsuko asked about artificial intelligence, Ian replied.

The two of them bowed their heads at the same time and typed desperately on the terminal.

Later, both of them disliked that this method of communication was too slow. At the same time, he lowered his head and typed on the terminal, recording his own thoughts, and asking the other party his own questions at the same time. Then answer the questions asked by the other person.

In just an hour, Hinata was defeated.

Two hours later, most of the people left with mosquito coil eyes, leaving only Ibuki.

Six hours later, Ibuki retreated.

And just like that, the day passed.

Ritsuko, who got off work at night, rubbed her sore shoulders and back and said in a hoarse voice.

"That's all for today, I'm getting older, I can't stand it..."

"yes, that's another day. Let Miss Misato send you back, you didn't rest yesterday, and today is another day, it's not good to fall asleep on the way. Ian tucked the terminal under his arm and stood up.

"Hmm." Ritsuko pushes her slippery glasses up.