This group of bored people happily began to discuss whether Lu Ziqiao and that Xiaoxi had broken through the last step.

The boys in the apartment generally thought that Lu Ziqiao finally found out in time, reined in the precipice, and kept his chastity.

And the group of corrupt girls led by Xinling unabashedly unanimously agreed that Lu Ziqiao had crossed that dangerous boundary, and he might even be below!

But the only exception is Zeng Xiaoxian, who actually stood on the girl's side, thinking that Lu Ziqiao had broken through the last step.

"Hey, Mr. Zeng, what kind of character does Ziqiao have, we all know that the right man in terms of orientation is a straight man of steel, how can it be like what Xinling said, it will be wrong, they girls are afraid that the world will not be chaotic and coaxed, what are you doing with them?" Boyu asked Zeng Xiaoxian very puzzled.

"This is not necessarily, according to what you said, that Xiaoxi looks more beautiful than ordinary girls, Ruozi Qiao was fascinated for a while, and he didn't hold it, maybe it." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Such a big piece of evidence is there, Ziqiao can't hold it unless he goes crazy!" Zhang Wei said.

"What evidence? Doesn't it mean that Xiaoxi looks flawless on the outside? Zeng Xiaoxian asked rhetorically.

"Stop, stop, stop!" Bo Yu stretched out his hand to Zeng Xiaoxian for a moment, and then asked him, "Teacher Zeng, what do you think the so-called breakthrough last step means?" ”

"Kiss, or else?" Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently.

Everyone slapped their foreheads in unison.

Only then did they remember that Zeng Xiaoxian was still a virgin.

And some of the thinking concepts of virgins are completely different from normal people.

"Yifei, you take the time to give Teacher Zeng two physiological and health lessons, and it's best to practice it yourself, so as not to make such jokes in the future." Bo Yu said to Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei didn't say a word, and reached out as lightning and tapped on Boyu's body.

Bo Yu immediately laughed uncontrollably: "Hahahahahaha!! ”

He didn't really want to laugh, but now it was as if someone was scratching his itchy flesh all the time, and it was very painful.

"Yifei... Yifei, I know it's wrong, your old man is about to receive his magical powers. Bo Yu hurriedly confessed and begged for mercy.

Xinling watched from the sidelines, Hu Yifei didn't do too much, and when he saw Boyu begging for mercy, he reached out to help him solve his laughing hole.

"Xinling..."Boyu was very hurt and asked Xinling to hug.

Xinling was very disgusted: "You deserve it!" Even Sister Yifei, you dare to tease! Tired of living? ”

However, her eyes rolled and attached to Hu Yifei's ear, not knowing what she said, causing Hu Yifei to reach out and pinch Ling Xinling's waist directly.

"Xinling, when we first met, what a naïve and innocent girl you were, why are you so dirty now that you are affected by Boyu!" Hu Yifei sighed.

"Don't slander me, it's not so much that I pollute her, it's that she pollutes me!" Bo Yu hurriedly corrected.

Zeng Xiaoxian was still a little unclear on the side, so "What's wrong?" What did I say wrong? Isn't the last step you're referring to kissing? ”

"Ahem... Teacher Zeng. Guan Gu magically pulled Zeng Xiaoxian aside, "Ziqiao has a lot of treasured Japanese love action educational films, when the time comes, you can borrow some and come over and watch them carefully, and you will know what is going on." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at him with dead fish eyes: "Hey, you don't have to taunt me like this, I haven't eaten pork, haven't I seen a pig run?" If I want to watch an educational film, do I still need to go to Ziqiao to ask for it? ”

"So, the last step we're talking about isn't kissing, it's... Do you understand? Guan Gu explained dutifully.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked like he was shocked by his three views: "But isn't that Xiaoxi also a man, how can the two men take the last step?" ”

Guan Gu was also stopped by Zeng Xiaoxian, how do you want him to answer this kind of thing, but Zeng Xiaoxian still looks very curious, and it seems that he wants to break the casserole and ask in the end.

There was no way, Guan Gu could only stretch out his hand and beckon Tang Youyou, who had been eager to try for a long time next to him: "Youyou, you come to tell Teacher Zeng." ”

Tang Youyou ran over with an excited face: "Two men... Roaring... Beastly general... Throughout... Growl... -stirring sticks..."

Bo Yu reached out and covered Xinling's ears, Xinling also covered his ears with his backhand, and the two of them stared at each other and smiled.

Covering their ears and stealing the bell is probably a portrayal of the two of them.

After Zeng Xiaoxian listened to Tang Youyou's general description, the whole person was not good.

The situation described by Tang Youyou had an incomparably strong impact on the young mind of his virgin.

"I'm a little... I want to vomit! Zeng Xiaoxian staggered to the bathroom.

Hu Yifei glanced at a few boys, and saw that none of them seemed to have any intention of going over to take care of Zeng Xiaoxian, so she could only go out in person and go to the bathroom to help Zeng Xiaoxian pat Zeng Xiaoxian on the back.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao's door was opened from the inside, and everyone followed the sound.

Lu Ziqiao staggered out with two big black circles under his eyes.

He rubbed his eyes: "Everyone's here?" He walked straight to the table and poured himself a glass of milk.

Everyone watched his movements quietly, and there was not much abnormality, Bo Yu boldly asked, "Ziqiao, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay, what can I do." Lu Ziqiao gulped down the milk, then burped and wiped his mouth with his sleeve.

“… I had a very terrible nightmare last night, I dreamed of dating a peerless beauty, we were very happy to go shopping together, eat together, exchange gifts, and take large-scale private photos of her, and then when I turned off the lights to do business, I suddenly found out that she was a man! You say horror is not horror! Lu Ziqiao said in a very frightened tone.

Everyone looked at him with sympathy.

"What do you think of me as this?" Lu Ziqiao lowered his head and checked himself, but found no flaws.

"Ziqiao, recall, what you have experienced is not a dream..."Bo Yu said slowly.

Bo Yu's words are like a key, and the fragments of memories that he deliberately forgot yesterday resurfaced in his mind.

Lu Ziqiao threw down the cup and hugged his head in pain: "Ahhhh No, I'm going to throw up! ”

He stumbled to the bathroom and almost bumped into Hu Yifei, who had just helped Zeng Xiaoxian out.

Listening to the sound of retching and flushing coming from the bathroom, everyone didn't even have the heart to laugh at Lu Ziqiao for a while, what he did this time was really miserable, it was sad for those who saw it, and those who heard it cried.

"By the way, when you went to Comic-Con yesterday, the bar sent a notice that there was a party the night after tomorrow, and the theme was to send Danny off, and the participants had to pay a hundred yuan each." Hu Yifei suddenly remembered this incident and said to a few of them who went to the Comic Con yesterday.

"Who is this Danny?" Tang Youyou asked.

"Not at all." Guan Gu shook his head magically and replied.

"Danny is the dim sum chef at the bar downstairs, and his signature dish is lobster and seafood pie, and because he stays in the back kitchen, people don't know him well." Hu Yifei said.

"I don't really want to go, it's so embarrassing to go to a stranger's farewell party." Tang Youyou said.

"I'm not going either, I'm staying at home with you, the two of us can... Play games, eat sushi, and watch the discs! Enjoy a couple's weekend for the two of us. Guan Gu said magically holding Tang Youyou.

"Guan Guan, you're so nice..."

"How are you..."

The two of them sprinkled dog food as if no one was around.

However, everyone who has cultivated now will not be affected by this level of dog food at all, and they all turn a blind eye and turn a deaf ear.

"I don't care, do you want to go, I'll accompany you if you want to go." Boyu asked Xinling.

Xin Ling thought for a while: "Then let's go and take a look, it's already a good deal to participate in a party for a hundred yuan." ”

"Okay, then I'll go downstairs and pay the two of us in a while." Bo Yu remembered that in the original plot, Zhang Wei was despised by the entire bar for a long time because he was reluctant to pay this hundred yuan, and in the end, Qin Yumo helped him out of the siege.

Thinking of this, he asked, "Are you all going?" ”

"Go, of course go, the people who are in a hurry have come to this point, it's embarrassing not to go." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Zhang Wei, what about you? You go too? You're allergic to lobster. Boyu asked.

"He's so hard-picking, if he gives up a hundred yuan, it will be strange, or I will help him pay for it." Qin Yumo said.

"Yumo, you really don't have to pay for me, I don't want to go to this party at all." Zhang Wei said.

"Correct, you didn't want to participate in this party after you found out that you needed to pay money, you have already signed up, if I don't help you pay the money, you will be despised by everyone, I don't want to go to the bar to drink with one less companion in the future." Qin Yumo said.

"Ahem, Yumo, all of Zhang Wei's funds are mortgaged to me, and I will transfer this hundred yuan to you in a while." Boyu said with a light cough.

Since the last time Bo Yu took over Zhang Wei's debt from Hu Yifei, he has been black-hearted, so that Zhang Wei doesn't know how much he owes Bo Yu now, but he doesn't have to worry about lice, he can't pay it off anyway, Zhang Wei doesn't mind, he owes a little more.

Boyu transferred the money to Qin Yumo, but Qin Yumo was not polite and ordered to accept it.

Lu Ziqiao had already vomited from the bathroom, walked back softly against the wall, sat on the sofa and waved his hand weakly: "Leave me alone, let me calm down." ”

Xinling's mobile phone rang, she took it out and looked at it, and then said to Lu Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, that Xiaoxi came to me through Rose to ask for your contact information, do you need me to give him your phone?" ”

"Don't, don't! I don't want to have anything to do with him anymore! Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said.

"Oh." Xinling replied to WeChat, then looked up and said, "Xiaoxi wants to make an appointment with you to meet you and return the SLR camera you forgot in the hotel." ”

"I don't want it!" Thinking that there were still many large-scale photos of Xiaoxi in that camera, Lu Ziqiao shuddered and got goosebumps all over his body.

"Hey, didn't you borrow this set of SLR from Xiao Hei downstairs, and if you don't want it, you don't want it?" Boyu patted him on the shoulder and asked.

"Don't do it, it's a big deal that I'll buy another set myself and return it to Xiao Hei!" Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said with a very firm attitude.

"I know you're very excited and angry, but don't get along with money, this set of SLR cameras costs tens of thousands of yuan, don't you want it?" Boyu persuaded.

Lu Ziqiao hesitated slightly.

"Well, if you don't want to see Xiaoxi, ask him to give the SLR camera to Rose, and then I'll go to her to get it for you when I'm free." Boyu proposed.

Lu Ziqiao nodded with difficulty: "Okay, I'm sorry for you, but don't read the content!" “

Bo Yu nodded, he was not a pervert, how could he be interested in this kind of thing.

Hu Yifei told Lu Ziqiao about the farewell party in the bar on the weekend.

Lu Ziqiao shook his head, looking palpitating: "If you don't go, I won't go anywhere, I'm going to retreat at home for a period of time to cultivate my eyes, the outside world is too dangerous, I can't even tell if it's a man or a woman." ”

Bo Yu ruthlessly revealed the truth: "What you are facing is the ultimate combat weapon created by the seven beautiful makeup artists of the cosplay club, even if you retreat for a long time, you won't be able to recognize it, give up." ”

"Then what should I do, I have a shadow, I can't see a girl, first reach out and touch her if she has a big banana, right?" Lu Ziqiao shouted in despair.

"Don't, in that case, you'll soon be sent to the police uncle." Everyone unanimously blocked Lu Ziqiao's dangerous idea.

Lu Ziqiao gameover.

In the next few days, Lu Ziqiao really managed to stay out of the door and become an otaku in the apartment.

It seems that Xiaoxi has left a lot of shadows in his heart.

But this is also a good thing for Lu Ziqiao, he finally has the opportunity to rest his electric small motor that has been running non-stop for a few days.

When the weekend came, everyone changed their clothes and came to the bar for a farewell party.

There was a staff member at the door of the bar, and everyone went to him in turn to verify their personal information before being allowed to enter.

Not to mention, when it comes to partying, the bar staff are professional.

As soon as the lights flickered and the music flickered, the atmosphere in the whole venue was ignited, and there were all-you-can-drink drinks and unlimited snacks, a hundred yuan was worth a lot.

Bo Yu picked up a plate from the cart next to him and distributed the small snacks on it to everyone in turn.

Zhang Wei also reached out to pick it up, and Bo Yu knocked on his paws: "You dare to eat lobster and seafood pie?" Forgot your lobster allergy? Don't you want to die? ”

As soon as he heard that it was made of lobster, Zhang Wei immediately retracted his hand.

However, he saw that other people were eating fragrantly, but he was empty-handed, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and grabbed the waitress next to him: "Do you still offer snacks other than lobster and seafood pie?" I'm allergic to lobster and can't eat this. ”

The waitress shook her head: "Today is Danny's farewell party, so we'll only serve his signature dish lobster seafood pie." She glanced at Zhang Wei strangely: "Are you allergic to lobsters?" So you've never eaten Danny's lobster seafood pie? And you're still coming to his farewell party? ”

Zhang Wei rubbed his hands: "That's right, that's how I talk about righteousness!" ”

The waitress expressed admiration for Zhang Wei's behavior: "Your name is Zhang Wei, right?" It's a good friend, I remember you, you wait, I'll go to the back kitchen and look for you. ”

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