Section 4 Swallowing Boat Fish
There are no pure good people in the world, and there are no pure bad guys, Tian Xiangzi can be said to be absolutely bad in the official dossier, in fact, he is an old man who is powerless. Weak limbs can't kill people, it's his wise mind that can kill, why do such smart people have to run to death? At the age of eighty, he refused to relax for a moment.
Fools are very pure, they are full and sleepy, carefree, people, especially smart people, think more, the more doubts, the more unknown, fools will not consider whether there are gods on the moon, smart people will, whenever he looks up at the starry sky, he always can't help but think what the stars are? Is it really the Heavenly Immortal Mansion?
Tian Xiangzi in front of him is one of the best, he claims to have understood the truth of the world, and now he only needs to find a shortcut to the sky, he can go from mortals to immortals, when he said these words, Yun Ye had already found that he was in a kind of crazy love and could not extricate himself, this is a madman, a madman with paranoia, and he has a strong self-control, so he can't see anything strange on weekdays.
Over the years, the first word that the old man knew was the fairy word, over the years, he had been looking through the scriptures written by the ancestors of the past dynasties, looking at the general idea of looking for chapters and sentences, scrutinizing the words, and finally found out Bai Yujing, which was a white jade world, flying and dancing, the samurai held the Ge, smelled the fairy music and danced, the crane was Zhizhi, the white turtle offered Rui, the ground had a spring of elixir, and the sky had a fairy scattered flowers, congratulating the old man on his three thousand lives. ”
Scattered thinking, words without logic, nihilistic speech. The scorching eyes, this qiē confirmed that this Tian Xiangzi was a complete madman, Yun Ye picked up the peach that he had bitten and continued to gnaw, he needed to find something to gag his mouth, otherwise he would immediately run away.
"You wait to follow the old man's tail, climb the ladder, and cloak the sky. Pick the stars, drink fairy dew in the morning, and eat at sunset. The immortal book leaves a name, the court is offered in Kunlun, and the sound of the East China Sea is heard at night. Be at ease. Tian Xiangzi had fallen into the illusion he had created and couldn't extricate himself, stroking the Xitong beside him and seducing him eloquently. More than eight feet tall, Hee-Tong crouched behind him like a kitten, letting his withered paw caress his back.
Yun Ye regretted coming to see Tian Xiangzi very much, he thought that as the leader, Tian Xiangzi must be a wise person, under the condition of taking what they need and win-win, the two of them would reach a consensus, one would travel all over the world, and the other would stay in Chang'an to read the world travel notes they wrote, how perfect it was. He wouldn't have thought that the meeting between the two would be so weird, and he would have to negotiate terms with a madman?
"I didn't expect that the old gentleman's cultivation had reached such a high level, Yun Ye was deeply impressed, and it was an honor for the kid to be able to contribute to the old man's plan to ascend to the immortal. The so-called one person ascends to heaven with a chicken dog, and Brother Xitong has this immortal fate, which is really envious of others. ”
After the excitement, Tian Xiangzi's eyes gradually cleared, and he fell into his own illusion not once or twice, but relied on strong willpower to return to reality. Xitong obviously doesn't have his ability, and he can't help himself with excitement.
"I heard Xitong say Yunhou, you are going to tell you everything you know about Bai Yujing, do you have this with the old man?"
"That's true, the sky in the far north is still dark, and only at the end of March is the time to act, the old gentleman sent people too early before, there are many crises there, and it is more difficult to survive than to climb to the sky." When Tian Xiangzi was conscious, it was better to tell the truth.
"The old man also thinks that it is impossible for them to survive, but it is also their supreme honor to dedicate themselves to the great cause, this time the old man is ready to go in person, what does Yunhou think?"
"Immortal fate, immortal fate, if you want to see it, no one can take away the old gentleman's, it's not that you can't force it, the old gentleman will go to it in person, it is naturally excellent, but your body can withstand the cold there." Yun Ye can't wait for this guy to die immediately, and he must persuade him in his mouth, and he can't be less of a posture. …,
"With Yunhou's guidance, there will be no problem, but Yunhou yearns for the world's merits, and avoids the way to ascend to immortals, otherwise you and I will find the immortal gate together and ascend to the sky together."
This sentence shocked Yun Ye into a cold sweat, if he was coerced to the North Pole, this would be the real lifting of a stone to shoot himself in the foot.
"Before his death, the family teacher repeatedly warned the boy not to be obsessed with the fairy road, besides, the boy saw the tragic situation of the family teacher, and he really didn't dare to have extravagant hopes for the fairy road, only to wish the gentleman success, when he appeared every day, the boy must burn incense and pray, and congratulate Tian Xiangzi."
Hahaha A burst of hoarse laughter burst out from Tian Xiangzi's chest, extremely happy.
"There are many flies in this world, and they are confused by the wealth of the world for a hundred and ten years, such as mayflies dying in the twilight of life, Yunhou She Avenue and tending to small profits, how stupid, no matter how stupid, the fairy fate can't be forced, you go deep into Baoshan and return empty-handed, sad, lamentable."
Tian Xiangzi looked at Yun Ye with a compassionate eye, and seemed to see the stupidest person in the world. Although Yun Ye was despised and not shocked by the pampering and humiliation of the expression, in Tian Xiangzi's opinion, he had been completely confused by the little wealth in the world, and he no longer had a trace of self-motivation.
Yun Ye took out the Arctic strategy he wrote a few days ago from his arms, and held it to Tian Xiangzi with both hands, no matter how people say it, he is also a person who is about to become an immortal, and he is ready to use his eighty-year-old life to open up the North Pole for him, which is completely worthy of his respect.
Tian Xiangzi personally took the thin booklet from Yun Ye's hand, opened it, read it carefully, after a while, after reading, closed his eyes, pondered in his mind for a moment, opened his eyes and asked Yun Ye: "Is the million-pound giant fish really stored?" ”
"When Ren Gongzi threw a giant anchor and the sea, with cattle as bait, no fish for a year, had to swallow boat fish, full of food for thousands of miles, Mr. well-read, how could he not know this section, why would he ask about this matter, you go to the North Sea, of course you will meet the fish that swallows the boat, the white bear is not terrible, you have a master to protect the natural fear, but the fish that swallows the boat is really not human can surrender, and it is the best policy to avoid it."
"The old man of "Zhuangzi" naturally read it, and he used to think that it was just a metaphor, but he didn't expect that the fish that swallowed the boat really existed. The old man's life and death are unpredictable, such a big head, how many people want to go, try their best but can't get it, and now the biggest possibility is to feed the fish, which is really wonderful. ”
Tian Xiangzi is really a generation of heroes, the cannibalistic demon king Zhu Cang at the end of the Sui Dynasty is one of his disciples, after Zhu Cang's death, he disappeared, the people of the world hate him for not dying, ready to eat his meat, and it is not one or two who use his skin as a quilt, and Li Jing here is probably one of them. After decades of hard pursuit, but no clue, he is still happily living in the world.
"Yunhou gifts, the old man kept them in mind, and the hidden door also prepared some small gifts, and I hope Yunhou will smile." After finishing clapping his hands, a bald man held an iron box and put it in front of Yun Ye, and when he landed, his voice was dull, and the weight was not light!
After the gift was delivered, Tian Xiangzi seemed to have run out of strength, two strong men turned out from behind the tree, carrying a soft sedan chair, Xi Tong carried Tian Xiangzi into the soft sedan chair, bowed to Yun Ye, and left, the strong man walked very fast, and in just an instant, he disappeared into the woods by the river.
Cheng Chumo and the old auxiliary soldiers walked out of the pavilion by the river and came to the place where Yun Ye and Tian Xiangzi were talking, Yun Ye did not move, still maintained a kneeling posture, and slowly bit the peach in his mouth with an absent-minded look.
Cheng Chumo also sat next to Yun Ye, took a pear from the plate and threw it to the old auxiliary, and he also grabbed one and bit it with a click, he knew Yun Ye's quirks, as long as he fell into contemplation, he lost his perception of things outside, all he could do was to accompany him on the side and wait for him to wake up.
The guards of the Yun family walked out of the woods one by one, everyone was out of the sheath, the bow was wound, and they were ready to fight at any time, because Yun Ye had not issued an order to attack from beginning to end, and now that Tian Xiangzi and they had left, naturally there was no need for an ambush, and they appeared one after another. …,
Yun Ye woke up from his contemplation and took out the peach pit from his mouth, the peach had already been eaten, he was biting the peach pit unconsciously, and his teeth were about to fall out.
A fast horse jumped out from the bank of the river, Li Jing was dressed all over, with a sheathed long sword diagonally stuck in his back, and when he came to him, his eyes seemed to be about to burst into flames, he drew his sword, and with one sword, he cut the dwarf on the opposite side of Yun Ye into two pieces.
With a wave of his hand, he drove the surrounding guards away, and seeing that only Yun Ye and Cheng Chumo, who were eating fruits, were left on the mat, he knew that he couldn't drive Cheng Chumo away, so he lowered his voice and said to Yun Ye: "Do you know what kind of person you let go of today?" His terrible is something you can't dream of, why did your Aunt Hong become like that, just because of the big loss at the hands of this devil, the old man has been searching the world for twenty years, today is the closest to him, boy, you will regret your actions of letting him go today for the rest of your life. ”
Yun Ye smiled and said to Li Jing: "Uncle Li, don't worry, his best destination is to die in the Arctic Wasteland, you are right, this person is terrible, because he is a madman, all people who dream of immortality are either crazy or perverted, you don't understand what a pervert is, you just need to know that I also wanted to kill him just now, and I only let him go because of the last resort, but you just opened the mat and understood." ”
Cheng Chumo heard Yun Ye say this, lifted the mat under his feet, and saw that there was a pit under the mat, and Tang Jian and Xu Jingzong were curled up at the bottom of the pit unconscious. It was covered with sulfur, oil, dry wood and other fire-starting things, and a strip of linen soaked in oil was connected to the place where Xi Tong was sitting.
When Li Jing saw this, he threw his sword to the ground with hatred, and said to Yun Ye: "This old thief claims to be a last resort, and this time we planted it." ”
"It's all to blame that the kid didn't sue Uncle Li before, otherwise with Uncle Li's ability, even if he is an immortal, he will not be able to escape death." Yun Ye must take the mistake on himself, otherwise, Li Jing suddenly changed his mind and didn't go to the academy to give lectures, Yun Ye would cry to death, as for whether Tian Xiangzi would die and when he would die, Guan Yunye was a matter of. (To be continued) RQ