Chapter 211: The Ultimate Battle Plan

Lu Ziqiao didn't know at this time that Guan Gu was about to become his sister-in-law, and he was still leisurely searching for the next prey in the bar.

After fighting alone for a long time, Lu Ziqiao inevitably wanted to have a partner who could entrust his life, and he would charge into battle together and fight bloodily.

He thought that Zhang Wei was the best candidate to become a partner, but who knew that he actually withstood the temptation and refused Lu Ziqiao's invitation.

Lu Ziqiao had no choice, if Zhang Wei didn't agree, he really didn't have any good candidates for a while.

Zeng Xiaoxian undoubtedly didn't have the guts, Hu Yifei would hammer him to death.

Needless to say, Lu Ziqiao was worried that if he dared to pull Bo Yu out to fool around, Xinling would probably give himself arsenic in the next day's meal.

The rest is only about the magic of Guan Gu, it stands to reason that Guan Gu is so handsome, and he is still a foreigner with plus points, so he should be a good partner, but Lu Ziqiao mentioned it to him several times, but he rejected it, saying that he was not a casual person, so he didn't want to be delusional.

With all kinds of thoughts spinning in his heart, Lu Ziqiao suddenly locked on to the target, which was a very beautiful looking back with long hair fluttering.

Lu Ziqiao walked over without saying a word: "Beauty, I dare to bet a hundred yuan, if you turn your head, I will definitely scream in amazement." ”

The girl turned around slowly, and Lu Ziqiao let out a very perfunctory sigh.

Beauty is right, but this person is actually Qin Yumo!

"This is the third time you've accidentally accosted me this week, what kind of tricks are you going to play this time?" Qin Yumo asked Lu Ziqiao teasingly with a smile on his face.

Lu Ziqiao was a little embarrassed, this kind of situation of accidentally picking up an acquaintance outside is really embarrassing, but what kind of person is Lu Ziqiao, he is so thick-skinned that he can almost compete with Zeng Xiaoxian.

"You can't blame me, there is indeed such a risk in attacking from behind, do I have a full-picture plug-in." Lu Ziqiao said cheekily.

Qin Yumo rolled his eyes, a beauty is a beauty, and even when she rolls her eyes, she looks better than others.

However, Lu Ziqiao didn't have any intention of appreciating it, although he had a lot of shortcomings, he still knew the reason why rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest.

Somewhat depressed and said hello to Qin Yumo, Lu Ziqiao immediately prepared to look for the next target.

"Oops, hey." Qin Yumo stopped him, "Didn't you let you enlighten Zhang Wei, why do you still have the heart to pick up girls here?" ”

"No problem, I've already enlightened him." Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.

"Enlightenment finished? The result? Qin Yumo asked.

"It didn't live up to my expectations, but overall, it wasn't bad, at least he didn't drink milk anymore." Lu Ziqiao said.

"You're not going to change his enlightenment from drinking milk to drinking, are you?" Qin Yumo said very skeptically.

"Why, I originally wanted to bring him out as my sister's partner, but that kid was unmoved, saying that this set is not suitable for him, and he must work hard to enrich himself." Lu Ziqiao explained.

"And then?" Qin Yumo asked.

"And then... He went on to nibble on the reference book for the judicial examination..."Lu Ziqiao spread his hands.

Qin Yumo sighed: "Hey, Zhang Wei's character, I really don't know which girl will be able to stand him in the future." ”

"Don't think about it so much, there are so many people in the world, there is always one who belongs to Zhang Wei, she is waiting for him silently, but it will only appear sooner or later." Lu Ziqiao said.

"I know the person you're talking about, Lord Hades." Qin Yumo said, and he couldn't help laughing.

The two were talking and laughing, and a voice rang out: "Ziqiao! ”

Lu Ziqiao and Qin Yumo looked back, it was Guan Gu's magic.

Guan Gu walked over magically, first said hello to Qin Yumo, and then faced Lu Ziqiao, looking a little nervous.

However, Lu Ziqiao didn't notice this, he patted Guan Gu's magical shoulder: "Guan Gu, you came just in time, I officially appoint you as my partner today, believe me, the two of us will work together, and we will definitely be able to kill all the people!" ”

Guan Gu looked a little tangled: "Ziqiao, am I your best friend?" ”

This kind of question is like a girl asking him, is it me that you love the most? Even if there is something else in mind, as long as there is nothing wrong with the brain, it will definitely be a positive answer.

So Lu Ziqiao hesitated slightly, but still nodded: "That's right, of course." ”

"And if I do something sorry for you, will you forgive me?" Guan Gu looked at Lu Ziqiao and asked again.

Guan Gu magically finalized the plan to confess to Tang Youyou, but he felt most sorry for Lu Ziqiao in his heart.

After all, Sekiya is more rigid in some ways, and he thinks that his actions have touched the edge of ethics.

So he came to find Lu Ziqiao this time to get his understanding and blessing.

Listening to Guan Gu's miraculous words, Lu Ziqiao frowned slightly: "I'm sorry for my business?" ”

Guan Gu looked at him a little nervously.

"Could it be... You changed my suit into a rag? Lu Ziqiao asked emotionally.

"No, how could it be." Guan Gu said magically.

"It's not this... Did you burn my flying chess tablecloth? Lu Ziqiao did not relax, but still asked excitedly.

"No, how could I burn your tablecloth?" Guan Gu shook his head magically.

"Oh, then it's fine, wait..."Lu Ziqiao just breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly thought of something, and his face changed greatly, "Should you take my treasured Ozawa-sensei, Aoi-sensei, Hata-sensei, Mikami-sensei, Takahashi-sensei, Mizuno-sensei, Fukada-sensei, Kyoka-sensei, Aizawa-sensei... The original educational disc is thrown away! ”

Qin Yumo, who had been holding the excitement next to him, instantly turned red, and knocked on Lu Ziqiao's head in disgust: "Lu Ziqiao!" You're dead! I want to report you to the Anti-Pornography and Anti-Illegal Publications Office! ”

"Hey, it's not easy for me to deal with so many girls every day, how can I balance them if I don't hurry up and enrich my posture?" Lu Ziqiao sighed, "Hey, in the adult world, it is really easy for no one." ”

Qin Yumo couldn't listen to it anymore, she really wanted to pour the red wine at hand on Lu Ziqiao's face, how could a person's skin be so thick.

"However, Yumo, you're not simple, I just said the abbreviation of my name, and you know what I'm talking about..."Lu Ziqiao said as he raised his eyebrows at Qin Yumo with a wicked smile.

Qin Yumo suddenly calmed down: "Guan Gu, I have a proposal, let's tie him up and sink him into the Huangpu River, just as it is to contribute to the purification of the environment, so that no matter what you do, you don't need to ask for his forgiveness." ”

Guan Gu thought seriously about the feasibility of Qin Yumo's proposal: "Good idea, but what about the police?" ”

"It's okay, if he disappears, it is estimated that no one will find him for a long time." Qin Yumo and the two began to discuss in front of Lu Ziqiao.

Although he knew that the two of them were joking, Lu Ziqiao was still a little hairy in his heart, and couldn't help but scream: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, Yumo, don't worry about me, and Guan Gu, as long as you don't ruin my suit, flying chess, and teachers, it's not a problem." β€œ

"Really?" Guan Gu was magically overjoyed.

"Really! However, the premise is that you have to promise me that I will be my sister partner today! Lu Ziqiao said.

At this time, Guan Gu Magic wanted to post on the Internet and ask the almighty netizen: "My girlfriend's nephew wants to take me with me, what should I do?" Waiting online, in a hurry! ”

But now that he can't dodge, Guan Gu has no choice but to nod: "Yes, but let's say it first, I'm only a wingman, not the main attacker." β€œ

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, this was exactly what he wanted, so he clenched his fist and touched Guan Gu magically: "A word is a certainty!" β€œ

Guan Gu held the idea that the broken jar was broken, and the long pain was better than the short pain, and said very shamefully: "Say, what do you need me to do now?" ”

"Today's battle plan is called the ultimate indirect pick-up operation..."Lu Ziqiao said.

Next to him, Qin Yumo took a sip of Budweiser and said with a smile: "Ziqiao, why are your plans all intermediate?" Can't there be a more advanced one? ”

Lu Ziqiao pulled out a confident smile and looked around at the girls in the bar: "To deal with them, there is no need for a high-level plan for the time being." ”

Qin Yumo pursed his lips and did not speak.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Guan Gu again: "The rules are like this, there are a lot of things that I can't say when I introduce them, it's up to you at this time, you need to sell me out by knocking on the side, understand?" ”

Guan Gu nodded magically, he just wanted to end today's farce as soon as possible, and then have a showdown with Lu Ziqiao that he wanted to soak his little aunt, and then he wanted to kill or follow him.

"Also, I will teach you three rules: first, find a way to keep girls away from their friends, so that they can be left alone; Second, inadvertently reveal that your partner is following her; Third, subtly elevate your image and taste to make them feel that it is their honor to be noticed and make them curious. ”

In fact, Guan Gu didn't listen to what Lu Ziqiao said at all, but he still nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes, what you said is too reasonable." ”

"Very good, it seems that you have comprehended the essence, let's act!" Lu Ziqiao saw that there were two girls on the right hand who were laughing, so he pushed Guan Gu magically over there.

Guan Gu knew that if he couldn't have fun with Lu Ziqiao today, he would not let him go, so he tidied up his neckline and walked over a little nervously.

"Hi, hello." Guan Gu said to the two girls.

In fact, if you count it, this is the first time that Guan Gu has drunk a strange girl's conversation, and it is impossible not to be nervous, and he is also a little worried about whether he will be treated as a hooligan and be splashed with a drink as soon as he looks at him.

But he is obviously overthinking, in this society where appearance is justice, a handsome person can do whatever he wants.

The two girls mentioned their voices, glanced back at Guan Gu Magic, and immediately showed a sweet smile of surprise: "Hi." ”

"Hello, my name is Guan... Zhang, Zhang Yida. Guan Gu just wanted to introduce himself, but remembered that Lu Ziqiao once said that when he walked the rivers and lakes, he had to report his own trumpet, so he temporarily borrowed Zhang Wei's nickname.

"Hello, your accentβ€”" the girl hesitated.

"Oh, I'm Japanese, self-taught Chinese, please bear with me if there is anything non-standard." Guan Gu magically bowed.

"It's okay," the girl was a little flattered, and quickly helped Guan Gu up magically, "What I just wanted to say is that your accent sounds sexy." ”

Another girl's eyes also lit up: "In Japanese, he said: "Vatasiwa Okusanders, I didn't scold you to death, I left, and I missed my trousers and Ou Nei was vaguely scolded to death." Hello, I'm learning Japanese on my own, do you see my pronunciation standard? ”

Guan Gu barely understood what she said again, with an embarrassed but polite smile on his face: "Very standard, very standard..."

"So, can you leave a contact information? Can I learn Japanese from you in the future? In return, I can teach you Chinese. The girl said, licking her lips.

Another girl glanced at her, the friendship of best friends was so vulnerable in front of handsome guys, and she also smiled at Guan Gu and said, "And me, I also want to learn Japanese... We can go to my house, two of us, and learn slowly..."

Guan Gu's magical forehead is sweating, how to deal with this situation? He's inexperienced, huh?

At this time, Lu Ziqiao coughed very dissatisfied, said a good wingman, said a good side knock, but why did you Guan Gu talk to the girl by yourself? Still chatting so happily?

Hearing Lu Ziqiao's cough, Guan Gu came to his senses magically, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw: "Actually, I came here to introduce a friend of mine to you, he really wants to make friends with the two, but he is a little introverted and shy, so let me say hello first." β€œ

"Your friend?" The two girls looked at each other.

Guan Gu magically beckoned to Lu Ziqiao: "It's him, Lu... Junior! β€œ

Lu Ziqiao walked over: "Hi, hello." ”

The two girls looked Lu Ziqiao up and down.

In all fairness, Lu Ziqiao is also a handsome guy, otherwise he wouldn't have killed women, but he is not afraid of comparing goods, he is afraid of people comparing people, he and Guan Gu magically stand together, it is a little dwarfed, the most important thing is that the temperament of the prodigal son in his body can't hide these two girls who often go clubbing.

In contrast, Guan Gu is magically much more youthful and delicious, these days, such a boy is not easy to find.

So the two girls just said hello to Lu Ziqiao, and they lost interest, and still focused on Guan Gu's magical body: "I think it's more interesting to learn Japanese with you..."

"Me too... Me too!"

......

Lu Ziqiao saw that no one paid attention to him at all, and retreated back a little embarrassed.

Qin Yumo saw everything in his eyes, and teased with a smile: "Oops, the main engine crashed, and the wingman began to resist the beam?" ”

Lu Ziqiao was very unconvinced: "How can Guan Gu be like this!" How didn't he come as planned! ”

Qin Yumo couldn't help laughing, it was so pleasant to see Lu Ziqiao eating deflated.

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