20. Divine drama

According to the narrator's description, this drama is based on the real experience of Xingchen Jianji, and realistically, exhaustively, thoroughly, and profoundly portrays the performance of this peerless genius in the battle of fame: the defense of Qingquan City.

But it does not focus on showing her heroic posture on the battlefield, but describes her other side outside the battlefield, showing the unknown side of her life, and striving to restore a real star sword girl.

In this way, the show began and the actors appeared, which instantly made Rohr's eyes widen.

A burly and strong tank jumped onto the stage with a 'bang'.

'Her' hair was dyed in a variety of colors, matching the same color as the woven bag, her face was covered with heavy makeup, like combat camouflage, and a dirty women's long skirt was about to be broken by the muscles on her body.

What's more, the scum on his face has not been shaved clean......

"Whoa! My eyes! ”

"Ahhh Blind! Blind! ”

The audience wailed.

Rohr also had the urge to poke himself in the eye.

The tank was not affected by the audience, he concave his chest and raised his head, picked up a strand of hair on his chest muscles with two fingers, and began to read:

"I, the brightest star of the Empire, wakes up every day and falls for my beauty......"

"Na~ Why am I so beautiful? Na~ Why am I so dazzling? ”

"Na Na Na ~ "

Old sonar.

After just one appearance, half of the audience was scared away.

Rohr didn't run, he had a better mentality, and forcibly restrained the urge to poke his eyes blind, and watched it as an absurd comedy.

The plot behind is also really absurd, with a group of middle-aged and elderly actors in their forties and fifties appearing, 'Xingchen Sword Queen' quickly unfolded a poignant and tactful sadomasochistic love, simply put, leading five or six licking dogs back and forth.

Forget the plot nonsense, Nianbai is also very thunderous:

"Ahh Miss Shining Star! Yes! You are the light of heaven! Yes! You are the meaning of my life! Ahh ”

"(((((((( Na ))))))))"

Luo Er is funny offstage, and his skin is charred and tender, and he has a special sour experience.

If you have to find an advantage for this drama, Luo Er thinks it can only be the tank who plays the star sword queen.

Although he may not be very realistic in his image, he is very serious and hard-working, every action, every recitation, is poured into feelings and soul, there is no laughter and no stage fright, and he is more invested than the others.

If he plays a role that fits the image, his perception may be much better.

Finally, this thunderous farce finally came to an end, and the actors still took the stage collectively with a sense of ceremony, thanking the audience who stayed behind.

Only then did Rohr notice that in addition to himself, there were more than ten spectators left in the audience? It's all young people in their twenties, the kind of flutes.

No way? Can this kind of drama still have an audience? Wouldn't it, wouldn't it?

Rohr was wondering, when he heard the leader of the young man scolding indignantly:

"You bastards! How dare I slander my beloved Kenhime-sama like this! ”

The others also scolded:

"yes, yes! It's impossible for us, Kenhime-sama, to fall in love with anyone! There's no way she's going to fall in love with anyone else! ”

"How dare you smear Lord Kenji, she may have a private meeting with someone in the toilet? She doesn't even have to go to the toilet......"

Luo Er was stunned when he heard it, what these people care about is not the overall plot, nor the powerful Xingchen Sword Princess, not to mention the clumsy performance, but more concerned about the interpersonal relationships here?

This smell is a little familiar......

The old rice circle.

The young people scolded them below, and the actors above were honestly scolded and didn't fight back.

But after they scolded for a while, they actually felt that the scolding was not enough, and they all picked up their chairs, a little bit of wanting to do it.

Scolding is all scolded, and you have to beat people, isn't that right?

Rohr was a little hesitant to stop it.

But there was one man who moved faster than him.

A petite figure came out of the backstage, holding a wooden prop sword in his hand, bravely blocking in front of the 'Star Sword Queen'.

"Don't hit my dad!"

It was a dark, thin, short little girl, wearing a dirty dress, but her eyes flashed with determination.

It's not cute.

But brave.

It's a pity that courage didn't give her strength, and a young man who had already climbed onto the stage kicked her into the corner.

"Ellie!"

'Xingchen Sword Queen' looked nervous, his fists were clenched tightly, but an old man in his 50s next to him grabbed him and shook his head silently at him.

At this moment, there was a sudden muffled 'whoosh' sound in the audience, and a chair crossed an arc and smashed accurately on the young man's head.

He didn't make a sound and fainted.

Everyone looked back.

“bui!”

Rohr spat and gave a thumbs up to the young people, pulling the hatred over in an instant.

With a fierce red glint in their eyes, the young men picked up their chairs and rushed up to reason with Rohr in a frenzy.

It's a pity that Rohr's reasoning is tougher, and he persuaded them all in three or two clicks, and they all lay on the ground.

But even so, they struggled on the ground to argue with Rohr again.

"Are the people here so simple?"

Rohr couldn't help but feel that something was wrong, so he had to kick them one by one to stop.

Then he saw the actors also playing with various props, and rushed towards him with red eyes.

The only exception to this was the 'Star Sword Queen', who seemed to be caught in some strange entanglement, his body struggling in place, his expression hideous and painful.

It's like the brain is saying, "Quick! Hurry up! ”

But the body is saying, "No! You don't want to! ”

Maybe it's because the little black and thin girl is hugging his calf tightly?

"It's the fourth time, and it certainly won't be an accident."

"I hope something doesn't happen......"

Rohr muttered to himself, and then tried to convince the actors as softly as he could.

The 'Star Sword Queen' also fell silent, holding her head in her hands and rolling on the ground.

After a few minutes, he quieted down, slowly got up from the ground with a pale face and sweat, and then looked down at his casserole-sized slap.

"I ...... What's wrong with me? ”

His daughter took out a handkerchief from her bosom and carefully wiped the sweat from her forehead for him.

Rohr looked sour.

The other actors also came back to their senses one after another, looking at the bruises and panda eyes on each other's faces, as well as the mess around them, looking confused.

"Let's go to church first, I happen to know a doctor who I hope he hasn't left yet."

Rohr opened his mouth to suggest.