Chapter 375: On Immortality
I don't sleep in the middle of the night, what the hell are you calling here? ”
A slap woke up Li Hongru, and Li Chunfeng asked.
He pointed to Gongsun Yun in the courtyard with the posture of a flying little fairy, and pointed to the old man talking about the boyish madness, thinking about Gongsun Ju who went to the sky to catch the moon.
Gongsun Yun was humming a happy little tune, not boasting again.
Gongsun Ju was there with all sorts of 'woohoo! ’。
Li Chunfeng couldn't understand what was going on.
If he hadn't slept too much during the day, and he couldn't sleep at night because he was disturbed by a few people, he wouldn't have come to see it at all.
"What's my name?" Li Hongru asked.
"Hey, hey, hey" Li Chunfeng smiled and said: "You are muttering here, hahaha, Lao Tzu is the best in the world, I don't accept you to beat me and try it!" ”
"How can I be so muttering, Li Taizheng, don't make it up, I have a good wine, it's impossible to talk nonsense!"
Li Hongru was very unconvinced by his promiscuous behavior.
They swallowed Huang Jingxian to soak in the medicinal wine that exceeded the standard, which should be roughly equivalent to the appearance of drunkenness.
"Then I won't protect you, you can mumble a few more times!"
Li Chunfeng said the last sentence, and Li Hongru found that there were still some traces of the spell on the other party's hand.
"I don't mum, you give me two more heart mantras, my head is a little confused now, hahaha, Lao Tzu is the ...... in the world"
Li Hongru worked hard to purse his lips, and the Yuan Shen was transformed into a Confucian righteous Yuan Shen.
When a wave of Confucian righteousness poured out, he was also cutting out the vanity that caused him to be in a trance.
Even Gongsun Ju was tricked.
If there is no one else to help, I don't know how long it will take.
There is nothing wrong with each other's bodies, but they are all out of shape after drinking medicine and wine.
The qi and blood in his body were still tumbling violently, and Li Hongru's body burst out of Confucian righteousness again and again, which made him feel a lot more comfortable.
Under the literati Yuanshen, his ability to rely on "Iron Bull Strength" to refine is much weaker.
But it's better than not refining.
Li Hongru only felt that his strength was growing.
After being promoted to the Trinity Yuan Shen, he gnawed several treasures one after another, and the Demon Yuan God was far ahead.
At this time, Wu Lu has a balance of catching up.
The benefits of the formed medicine are indeed extremely strong, even if only partially, enough to benefit people a lot.
If the body is strong enough to swallow a plant of Huangjing Immortal, it may be able to make people wash their muscles and marrow, and be reborn.
Qin Huairen's father should need such a big medicine very much.
And giving it to them is a bit of a waste.
Li Hongru only felt that it was a little difficult to suppress the effect of the drug, and he was repeatedly out of control.
It's just that with the help of Li Chunfeng's clear heart mantra, he barely maintained his sobriety.
After a while, the effect of the medicine in the body subsided, and Li Hongru completely woke up.
"What the hell have you swallowed?" Li Chunfeng asked.
"We ate some yellow essence!"
Li Hongru shook his head, looked at Gongsun Yun who jumped on the tree and danced, and saw that the other party walked to the front of the branch and swayed, and suddenly jumped lightly and ripped Gongsun Yun off.
"This fairy is naturally beautiful, you marry me is a blessing, don't be picky, I won't be a woman......"
Gongsun Yun's face was ruddy, his body was hot, and his mouth was also talking nonsense at this time, constantly struggling.
Li Hongru had to look at Li Chunfeng.
"Eat some yellow essence to make it like this, you don't have to lie to me all the time!"
Li Chunfeng coughed slightly, and a heart-clearing mantra was chanted towards Gongsun Yun, making Gongsun Yun feel a little calmer.
"Look at the yellow essence seedling, we still have half of the vine left!"
Gongsun raised a vigorous 'Woohoo! From time to time, he was full of poetry and smiled.
Except for a slight gaffe, he is not in any danger, he just needs to wait for Li Chunfeng's rescue.
"How can the main stem of the yellow essence vine be purple and have thorns, you don't want to lie again...... Wait a minute! ”
It was only at this time that Li Chunfeng knew what Li Hongru and the others had eaten.
"Eat alone, you are eating alone, ah, yes, I think about it now that I'm desperate, why don't you leave me a little bit, even a little bit!"
Li Chunfeng muttered for a while, muttering something about immortality and eternal appearance.
This is also a person who has inherited the poison of Taoist metaphysics, and firmly believes that Huang Jingxian can live forever.
"Aren't you falling asleep with typhoid fever, how dare I drag you up, and besides, I don't have the final say in this matter alone."
"I'm just lying in bed and dying, so you have to drag me over and eat a little!"
Li Chunfeng's face was about to die or live.
Seeing that Gongsun Yun was barely sober, he suddenly hugged the yellow essence vine and sighed for a while.
"Let me tell you, the content of "The Legend of the Immortals" is a monster, you can't take it seriously."
"What kind of weirdness, this thing can really live forever if you eat it" Li Chunfeng muttered: "Don't say immortality, it's no problem to live for ten or eight years longer if you eat a few bites." ”
"It's only been ten or eight years!"
Li Chunfeng's time for immortality is too short.
Compared with the effect of "The Book of Immortal Immortality", this kind of immortality is really weak.
Of course, Huang Jingxian didn't have any need for cultivation, just one bite and he could prolong his life if he went crazy, and in this regard, he was completely better than cultivation.
Even when the drug resistance in the body has not formed, it can be swallowed repeatedly.
Li Hongru was thinking about when to find some big medicine for his parents to chew.
Li Baoguo and the Hakka clan do not understand cultivation, and it is difficult to cultivate when they are old, so if they want to live longer, they can only rely on swallowing medicine.
"Then how long do you think you can live a long life, many Taoist words are magnified a hundred times, even if you blow up the peach that prolongs life for 3,000 years, it can only make us live for 30 more years, and the legendary ginseng fruit has less than 500 years of life."
Li Chunfeng said some big truths.
I have to say that Taoist bragging is really powerful, and many things are magnified dozens of times and hundreds of times to brag.
To say too much of this kind of thing is to deify.
It doesn't take much effort, just a small fruit to achieve immortality.
As long as it is constantly deified, it will form a scene that everyone yearns for.
Just like the Taoist who was transformed into Huang Jing, he himself didn't know that his flesh and blood still had the effect of immortality.
"The primordial spirit can survive forever after entering the secret realm, but it is difficult for the physical body to maintain its vitality for many years, and even the most outrageous immortality technique can only last for eight hundred years."
"Have you heard of Peng Zu, Peng Zu has practiced immortality for a lifetime, and he has lived for eight hundred years."
"Oh, Peng Zu's longevity technique is long gone, otherwise how can I say that the most outrageous is only eight hundred years, and there will be no one behind it for more than eight hundred years."
"Immortality is difficult to practice, one practice is a lifetime, it is difficult to get out, living like a piece of wood, tasteless, and as difficult as Yuanshen Changsheng."
"You haven't even seen a few ginseng sticks, and you still want to see ginseng grow into trees and bear fruit, so dream about it."
"It is difficult for the Yuan Shen to live forever, the secret realms with names and surnames are all occupied by the Yuan Shen Great Cultivators, the secret realm is not easy to find, and many Great Cultivators can only send people to be at the mercy of others."
"The secret realm is a small box, it is difficult for the Yuan Shen to enter the world without boiling for hundreds or thousands of years, and some people have gone crazy and turned into immortal soldiers and Buddha soldiers without sanity!"
"I definitely won't take the path of primordial immortality, that kind of immortality needs to be tormented for too long, I might as well enter the reincarnation and live another life!"
"Think about it, the Yuan Shen has been boiling for hundreds of years, and everything has changed."
"Without relatives, friends, and even dynasties have rotated several times, you are very unfamiliar with everything, how painful."
……
Li Chunfeng sniffed the vine of Huang Jing from time to time, muttered from time to time, and when his energy recovered, he chanted a mantra to clear his heart.
In Li Chunfeng's mouth, the Taoist Immortal Court is another scene.
He also recounted Taoist immortality and his own thoughts.
Li Hongru also listened to it.
Anyway, many Taoist people like to brag, and many words are not true.
If he's serious, he's lost.