Chapter 5 Feelings are made (ask for recommendation votes!) )
"Is this game so popular?"
Li He muttered: "Can you have more than 1,000 fans if you win?" So many people watching? ”
It seems that fire is also inevitable.
He can see the power of this game.
If nothing else, this game is at least effective in relieving the tension of trainers during the command process.
If an inexperienced ordinary person commands an elf to fight as soon as he comes up, even if he is so nervous that his voice trembles and his brain can't think reasonably, it's normal.
And this game can obviously give rookie trainers a "preventive shot" and relieve their tension in the battle.
Make them more accustomed to elf battles.
A game of conscience!
"What's the use of this horse killing skill?" He looked forward to it again.
[Tuina massage, lv1, 0/100, special effects: 1. It can reduce the fatigue of the elves during the massage. 】
"Really? Am I taking care of myself? ”
Li He stretched out his hand and pinched his neck a few times, and a sourness hit his heart.
“omg! I'm a bit good at it! He couldn't help but pinch it a few more times.
After resting for a while, Li He had nothing to do, picked up "High School History" on the desktop and read it.
In 1945, in order to ensure its own sustainable development, the Blue Star Alliance established an education system with the main purpose of cultivating trainers, implemented the training family method, and set up the elf college entrance examination to systematically train excellent trainers.
Zhenxin High School is a part of this education system, mainly teaching elf knowledge, and at the end of the second year of high school, it registers each student to become a general trainer.
Let them have the basic rights to buy Poké Balls, raise Poké Balls, etc.
In a few days, Li He will officially become a prospective high school junior.
According to the normal trajectory, he should go to the breeding house to buy his first elf accompanied by his guardian, and then prepare for the next elf college entrance examination.
The breeding house that sells elves and the elf hospital that treats elves are all subordinate institutions of the Blue Star Alliance Trainers Association.
The elves sold in the breeding house have been audited and inspected by professional breeders to confirm that there is no abnormal situation before they are put up for sale.
"In this way, didn't I get the wool of Zhenxin High School and save myself a lot of money?"
Li He felt happy in his heart: "No wonder Xiaolin will say that I am one step ahead." ”
In a happy mood, Li He wanted to go to station B to relax.
After a glance, I saw a document.
"2018 Coordination Trainer Assessment Materials?"
He suddenly came to his senses.
Coordinating trainers is one of the ways out for ordinary trainers.
Some trainers who don't like traditional battles, but like to cultivate elves, are most likely to take this path for the sake of fame and money.
Coordination trainers tend to be more performative in nature, delving into the aesthetics of the elves and discovering the magnificence of their moves.
Every successful coordination trainer is a celebrity, and everyone is looking forward to making money every day.
The appearance is also too high.
"Isn't this profession a perfect match for my appearance?"
Curious, Li He flipped through it.
[Question 1: Where is the beauty of stinky mud? 】
Li He: "......"
Stinky mud... Is it beautiful?
Looking at the answer again, Li He was powerless to refute.
[Smell the smell and distinguish the elves, the more stinky the stinky mud, the more beautiful. 】
Seems to make a good sense of Yazi.
Li He adjusted his mentality.
I understand, to do this kind of question, you can't look at the elves with the three views of a normal person.
For normal people, stinky mud is an elf that you can't climb.
Come, adjust the three views and continue to look down.
[Question 2: As a coordination trainer, it is your basic skill to show the external beauty of the elf, what is the optimal ratio of the buds of the frog flower to the body? 】
“???” Li He's mentality is a little unstable.
Unable to stand it, he turned directly to the last page.
[Short answer question: Large-billed finch has severe hair loss on the top of the head, how should you deal with it?] 】
Elf hair transplant, as long as 1888?
The advertisement that he didn't know where to see flashed in his mind, and Li He took a final look.
[Summary question: As we all know, the focus of the coordinated trainer event assessment is on the aesthetics of elves and moves, please answer the following questions:]
[1.How do you get a Pikachu to learn 100,000 volts?] 】
With a move disc? It doesn't seem like there's anything like that in reality.
Well... Tail plugged in high-voltage electricity?
Li He's mentality began to collapse.
After looking at the last two questions, his mind exploded completely.
[2.Please design an appearance show.] 】
[3. If you designed the appearance show to let Pikachu control 100,000 volts, form an electric and optical jump rope, enter while jumping, and finally catapult into the air with a steel tail to rotate 360° in the air, then how do you train Pikachu in daily life?] 】
"This is the Coordination Trainer's question?"
Closing the document, Li He wanted to lie quietly on the knee pillow of Miss Shanaiduo.
It's impossible to be a coordination trainer, and you will never be a coordination trainer in your life.
"Go to Station B to relax and relax."
He took out his mobile phone, pointed his thumb, and cut into the homepage of station B.
The automatic recommendation mechanism pinned him to the top of a video.
With short pale hair and healthy sun-colored skin, in the video, Caidou, the main player of the Galel Regional Retrospective Arena, is warming up for martial arts.
When she found out that the camera was filmed, her goose egg blushed and quickly became expressionless.
it! This contrast is too lethal!
Li He was shocked.
In the comment area, everyone is quite good at talking.
"It would be good if my mother could give birth to such a daughter in the future, and giving birth to a daughter should be like a cute colored bean!"
"I don't want to be a human anymore, let me be a monster!"
"There are beautiful women in the northern country, peerless and independent. Laugh at the city, laugh at the country, rather than know the city and the country, the beauty is hard to get. ”
Li He then set up the name "Emperor of the Sad Wind" and posted a comment.
Due to the elves and parallel worlds, the literature of the previous life has hardly appeared in this world.
When class was about to end, Teacher Lei Qiu returned to the office.
In front of Li He, Lei Qiu handed over the six-tailed Poké Ball to him, and said, "Li He, take good care of the six-tails." ”
"You release the six tails first, touch it, and let me see."
Lei Qiu was not worried about the six tails, but worried that the six tails would do something to Li He.
【Ding! Class Mission: Try to get in touch with the Six-Tails. Reward for completing the task: 1. 100 yuan in money, 2. +40 experience points for massage massage. 】
Unleash the elf?
How to put it?
Li He played with the pokeball the size of a ping-pong ball in his hand, which felt good, cold and non-slip.
He tried to press the middle button.
The Poké Ball has grown larger.
Press it again.
Syllable!
With a flash of blue light, the Six Tails appeared on the desk.
"Slip?"
The Six Tails looked around curiously.
The tail of the ungrown orange ball swept over the keyboard.
With a trembling of his sharp ears, the six tails raised his head, and immediately saw the "bad guy" Li He, and his expression changed:
"(▼ヘ▼#)Yoyoyoyo......"
Isn't it quite fierce?
Li He stretched out his hand generously: "Come, you bite me, and we will be clear." ”
Rachel didn't interfere and watched silently.
The six tails didn't want to pay attention to Li He, but they glanced at his face, and the ghost made a difference, it raised its little short claws, and rubbed his fingers reluctantly.
These little claws are still soft... Li He subconsciously pinched it.
A crisp hemp passed from the meat claws to the whole body, and the six tails suddenly showed a comfortable expression:
(๑¯ω¯๑)
【Massage (Horse Killing) XP +1】
Li He was taken aback.
Killing a chicken on a six-tailed horse also increases experience?
Try again.
Li He took advantage of the situation and kneaded it on the six tails.
There are not only Lei Qiu and Li He in the office, but also other teachers and classmates.
Seeing this scene, the teachers thought of how they wanted to touch the six tails before but were angrily hit by it in the chest, and their hearts were mixed.
Why is this happening?
Is it because this classmate Li He is good-looking?
We're afraid we're losing at the starting line......
And the classmates looked at Li He's subordinates who were so comfortable that they screamed, and their hearts were also very complicated.
We're afraid we're in a fake high school.
……