Wang Shuo, who was depressed, did not go home immediately after getting off work.

Instead, I went to the bar.

Brother Xiao Shuo comes to the bar, rarely to buy drunk, and his way of venting is to mix alcohol.

In this way, I vented my dissatisfaction and resentment in life.

Can you not be resentful?

I am the overall champion of the World Fancy Bartending Competition, the judge of the domestic bartender competition, and you let me squeeze juice all day long.

Let's see what's in it.

Celery juice, carrot juice, black juice.

Why don't you have a glass of onion juice.

"Brother, make me a drink, you're the best."

Wang Shuo's hands were flying with wine glasses and bottles, but this did not prevent him from observing others and talking freely: "Gangzi, you can't do it, go drink juice." ”

"Why can't I?" The one who spoke was a thin, young man with small eyes.

He has been hanging out in this bar a lot lately, chatting with anyone, and when he has nothing to do, he watches the gang perform a talk show in the bar.

"You're a minor, what are you doing running bars all day?"

The law stipulates that minors are not allowed to enter commercial song and dance halls and other places that are inappropriate for minors.

It also stipulates that the sale of tobacco and alcohol to minors is prohibited, and where tobacco and alcohol are sold to minors, the competent department shall order corrections and impose administrative penalties in accordance with law.

But in reality, minors are often seen in bars.

That's the reality.

"Who said I was a minor!" The boy took a picture of his ID card on the bar counter, which showed that he was born in 95.

I'm really eighteen years old.

"Even if you're eighteen, shouldn't you be in school, should you be a sophomore or a senior in high school?" Wang Shuo pushed the mixed wine to the guests.

Then I took some very low alcohol, and planned to give this young man some.

"Don't mention it, I want to take the Beiying or Chinese opera exam, but I didn't get in, and I don't plan to go to school." Gangzi was a little frustrated, and he asked expectantly: "Brother Shuo, I heard from them that you didn't go to college either, but you mixed very well, can you accept me as an apprentice?" ”

"What nonsense, don't listen to their nonsense, if you can read well, you will regret it in the future."

"It's too late to say this now, I just thought I could learn more things, so I didn't gnaw at the old, I think bartending is pretty good, but it's a pity that you don't teach me."

"You watch those people from North Strip perform all day long, I thought you liked talk shows."

"Oops, talk shows only make a few bucks, I see that they all ate the last meal and didn't eat the next meal, and they can't eat it if they like it."

"So how much money do you think bartenders can make?"

"They say you make more."

"Do you know, I'm here to help, it's only 1,800 yuan a month, and I'm an international bartender."

Wang Shuo really wanted to use the lesson of blood and tears to persuade this gang to go back to school.

The waiter who came to serve the wine next to him complained in his heart, you come three or two times a month, and you are not happy to give you 1,800 yuan, right?

"Then why do they say you make more?"

"That's because I can get 50,000 yuan a month when I work, and if you go to school hard, you can also go to work and make a lot of money."

"What kind of wine is this, how sweet is it, Brother Shuo, or you can help me find a job in your company."

"You think it's beautiful, but the minimum entry standard for our company is also to have a master's degree from a prestigious university, so you better find a school to repeat."

"No way, aren't you also a high school graduate."

"I sold my ass in, do you need my introduction?"

"Damn, I still don't want it."

"Just kidding, young man, it's impossible for our company to have two bartenders, no one has a drink."

"Alas, life is really hopeless."

The young man sighed vicissitudes and drank all the wine in his cup.

"Want to go on stage and try it?"

Wang Shuo raised his chin, and in that direction was the two talk show actors from Beide.

They could get three hundred dollars a night.

If it's a partner, it's one hundred and five, and if it's an old man with a newcomer, it's another allocation.

"Me?" Gangzi shook his head again and again: "I can't do it, how can I do it." ”

"Here, have another drink."

"Thank you, Brother Shuo, I'll give you the money, hey, this taste is a little choking."

After a while.

Xiao Young's eyes, which were already small, began to be confused.

"Brother, didn't you just say to let me go up, can I still go up now?"

"Go ahead." Wang Shuo is very satisfied that his bartending level has risen, and said that if you are confused, you will be confused, and you will be confused as much as you are.

Absolutely unambiguous.

"Hello everyone, I'm Gangzi, I'm ...... It's the first time I've said that if it's not good, you have to endure it. ”

"As you can see, I was still a child, and there were always a lot of innocent questions as children, and when I was younger, one day I asked my parents how I got here.

My dad said I was charged with phone bills.

I wondered what it would cost me to give me such a big living person.

Guess what my dad said.

It was sent by PHS, can you believe it, PHS.

My mom was different.

My mom said I cut the watermelon.

This is the psychological shadow of my childhood.

It's still there today.

When I watch other people open watermelons, I get worried.

Sister, you cut slowly.

There may be children inside. ”

There were only twenty or thirty people drinking in the bar, and after he said this, he immediately remembered the fierce applause.

Wang Shuo couldn't help but nod.

He has been hanging out in this kind of place for many years, and he is no stranger to the form of performing in bars.

This Gangzi's talk show is not much amazing.

But with his childish appearance and ruffian tone, it's really very good.

Not at all like a newbie who is on stage for the first time.

See.

That's the magic of bartenders, I'll let you go up and I'll be at your mercy.

"Gangzi, find a star to complain."

"Stars."

Gangzi on the stage groaned and clapped his hands.

"It's simple, then I'll complain about Lin Dong, the hottest recently."

"Actually, I don't know Lin Dong.

I'm glad.

Such a scumbag, if I want to know him, won't I be like him?

You ask me where he is?

Isn't it scum enough for him to kick his mother out of the door?

It's scummy!

That's why everyone calls him a white-eyed wolf......"

After all, the amount of information was insufficient, and there was no preparation in advance, but Wang Shuo couldn't stop happy.

Emma, this star is so funny.

I'll let you choose any one, how do you know I want you to scold my boss.

How empathetic this kid is.

"Let's talk about his plastic surgery, this is definitely a rumor, don't hack him next time, how can anyone have plastic surgery and pour sulfuric acid on his face, right?

Haha, hello everyone, I'm Gangzi, thank you for listening to me talk show. ”

was elated as mentioned earlier, but there was a cold sweat in the back, and he was almost sober up, so he quickly rolled off the stage.