094 There is a problem
Georgie really didn't expect Li Xiaofeng to come to such a divine turn, if it was some other excuse, he could refuse without thinking about it. But Li Xiaofeng asked him to borrow the bathroom, which was not easy to refuse.
How to refuse? People have three urgencies, and they are all revolutionary comrades, so they can't just watch other people's diapers, right? Even if he knew that the other party was playing tricks, Georgi could not refuse, otherwise he would not be adhering to principles, but making things difficult for comrades.
And Li Xiaofeng was also sure that Georgi couldn't refuse, so the expression on his face at this time was really a little cheap, not like an urgency, but it made you want to step on his face when you saw him.
Georgi sighed helplessly, and although he was reluctant, he could only agree to someone's unreasonable request: "Okay, you can borrow the bathroom." However, I must emphasize that you are not allowed to go to any other room except the bathroom, and you are not allowed to come into contact with anyone else! ”
"No problem!" Li Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, anyway, as long as he went in, as for the rest of the matter, it was not up to you Georgie to decide.
Probably having learned the difficulties of a certain immortal, even if someone made a solemn guarantee, Georgi could not be completely reassured, he turned his head and explained to Suslov: "Comrade Mikhail, you take Comrade Andrei to the bathroom!" ”
Suslov nodded heavily, he knew very well what Georgi wanted to explain to him, it was nothing more than to let him spy on someone and prevent someone from secretly crossing Chen Chang.
"Complete mission guaranteed!" The little guy nodded very sternly, and then stood in front of Li Xiaofeng in an old-fashioned manner: "Please come with me, Comrade Andrei!" ”
Li Xiaofeng smiled bitterly. Xindao: Only the two of you living treasures can get together. If it weren't for the face of the Man in the Iron Mask. Brother scored in minutes.
So Suslov led the way in front, and a certain immortal followed behind, which was really one step and three turns, guarding against a certain immortal like a thief.
"Why are you so nervous?" Even Li Xiaofeng was happy, and kindly reminded: "Don't worry, I won't break in!" ”
But Suslov could not believe that in his eyes someone was like a class enemy, and he could not be too wary. So after someone spoke, not only did he not relax his vigilance, but instead developed from turning back three times in one step to no longer leading the way, but clinging to a certain immortal, if he didn't pay attention to the impact, he was afraid that he would directly hug a certain immortal.
Li Xiaofeng shook his head, he was really speechless, take care of it, don't care about it. It's infuriating again. Thankfully, the bathroom arrived quickly, and he didn't believe that Suslov would follow up and spy on him when he went to the bathroom.
However, Li Xiaofeng still underestimated Suslov's stubbornness. This brother really pulled his face, and he followed in regardless of it, seeing that the crane was ready to watch the immortals go to the toilet.
"You're really ......" Li Xiaofeng didn't know what to say about this strange thing, "I've never seen a man go to the toilet?" Your taste is too heavy, right? ”
Suslov snorted coldly, "Whoever is interested in seeing you, I also want to go to the toilet, can't you?" ”
"Yes, of course!" Li Xiaofeng opened the door angrily, walked directly into a single room, and was about to close the door with his backhand, when Suslov rushed up again and pulled the door.
"What do you mean by that?" Li Xiaofeng was angry.
"I'm going to ask you what you mean!" Suslov was angrier than him, "The urinal is over there!" ”
Li Xiaofeng glanced at him and said angrily: "Who told you that I want to pee?" It's not allowed to be on the tuba! ”
"You ......" Suslov was dumbfounded, he didn't expect a certain immortal to be such a scoundrel, but he couldn't find any thorns, someone just said that he was anxious at the beginning, but he didn't say whether it was a trumpet or a large one, and he could only be blamed for his misunderstanding.
Of course, Suslov would not blame himself, he felt that this could only mean that someone was too cunning and cunning. But he also made up his mind, regardless of your large and small trumpet, I will still guard the door, I don't believe that you can still fly while hiding inside.
Don't say it, a certain immortal can really disappear, close the door, and make a fantasy casually, Li Xiaofeng went directly through the wall to find Mikoyan. A few minutes later, with everything arranged, he flushed the toilet and swaggered out the door.
Suslov, who was standing outside the door, was very proud, he felt that the reason why someone gave up so quickly must be because he felt that the conspiracy could not succeed, to be honest, Xiao Su was a little proud, so as soon as he saw the door open, he immediately greeted him, ready to sarcastically say a few words to someone.
Unfortunately, before he could speak, he was smoked by the stench from the shop, the smell was so strong that it could smoke flies, and Suslov almost vomited all the overnight food anyway.
"Vomit ......" he covered his mouth and nose, and was so smoked that he almost rolled his eyes.
Needless to say, this is Li Xiaofeng's bad work, it's nothing more than this thing trying to trick Suslov and get revenge.
"What did you say, Comrade Yakov?" Li Xiaofeng asked deliberately.
Where did Suslov dare to speak, exposed to the smell, he felt a dull pain in his eyes, if he could, he would turn around and run as far as he wanted, and it would be better to take a shower with disinfectant.
However, a strong sense of responsibility prompted him to stay, he covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and kept gesturing to Li Xiaofeng with the other, which meant to follow him quickly.
Li Xiaofeng won't listen to him, he must pretend to be stupid, he is motionless, constantly teasing Suslov: "You are talking, Comrade Mikhail, what do you mean by waving your hand?" Let me not be in a hurry? Then I'll go in and leak my inventory again. He rubbed his stomach while saying this, "To be honest, I was really anxious just now, and I didn't excrete clean!" Then you're welcome! ”
Where did Suslov dare to let a certain immortal continue to make poisonous gas, seeing that someone was about to go in again, he hurriedly stepped forward and pulled someone: "Don't ......"
Before he finished speaking, Li Xiaofeng shamelessly let out another fart, okay, Suslov only felt a puff of yellow smoke coming out of his eyes, and the thick swamp smell penetrated his encirclement and interception, straight to his head, and his eyes were dark at that time. With a thud, he fell to the ground.
When Suslov regained his senses. For the first time, he used his hands and feet to distance himself from a certain immortal. He didn't dare to approach anymore, let alone pull and pull, it is estimated that if he didn't wear a gas mask in the future, he would never dare to approach within three meters of a certain immortal.
"Hey, Comrade Mikhail, what are you hiding?" Li Xiaofeng leaned over with a smile, "Didn't we be quite affectionate just now?" You're hiding so far away, aren't you afraid of me doing ghosts? ”
Suslov's lips trembled with anger. But just now he was scared, no matter how strong his sense of responsibility was, he couldn't resist the smell of terror. So he had to pretend that he didn't hear it, and just frequently urged a certain immortal to leave quickly.
"What are you doing in such a hurry?" Li Xiaofeng is getting worse and worse, "The scenery here is good, why don't we enjoy the scenery before leaving?" ”
Suslov was so angry that he knew that someone was doing it on purpose, Nima, what is the scenery of the toilet, do you like to play with poop?
"Let's go!" He clutched his nose and urged. "Don't grind any more!"
Li Xiaofeng smiled at first, and then suddenly his face changed greatly. I saw him cover his stomach violently, as if he was going to do something again, so frightened that Suslov's face turned green even after taking three steps back. But at this moment, someone suddenly raised his head, grimaced and laughed: "Teasing you!" ”
Suslov was on the verge of collapse, and he had nothing to do with such a slippery person, but to greet the female relatives of someone's family in his heart.
Fortunately, Li Xiaofeng also knows that it is okay to stop in moderation, and it is okay to tease Suslov, but don't mess with this kid, a brainless man like him, after convulsions, is equivalent to a rabies, and he doesn't want to be bitten.
"Let's go!" He made a big gesture of please, and then walked out of the toilet first.
For Suslov, although he hates itchy, as long as he can leave this terrible place, he doesn't care, which directly leads to the fact that for a long time in the future, Suslov suffers from toilet phobia, as long as he gets close to the toilet, he will involuntarily recall what happened to this day, and he will feel like the world is spinning ......
Of course, after staying away from the toilet, Suslov gradually returned to normal, and his attention returned to Li Xiaofeng, even if he didn't dare to get close to a certain immortal, he would stare at someone until he ......
Until he was about to walk to the stairs upstairs, at this time, a staff member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection with a tray was about to go upstairs, when one of his legs was about to step up the first staircase, Li Xiaofeng, who was originally walking normally, suddenly covered his stomach again, just when Suslov's hair behind him stood upside down, and he covered his mouth and nose to prevent poisonous gas, the left foot of a certain immortal tripped over his right foot, and one stumbled forward, so that he could not die and hit the one holding the tray.
With a thud, the food in the tray spilled on the floor, and the plate rolled on the ground with a gurgling sound, and staggered to Suslov's feet, and after making intimate contact with his leather shoes, he fell to the floor.
"Sorry, sorry! I'm so sorry! Li Xiaofeng apologetically pulled up the one who was carrying the tray, and kept apologizing: "It's me who walked carelessly, comrade, you didn't fall and hurt yourself, right?" ”
The one who carried the tray wanted to say that he was not angry, it was false, no matter who was knocked down, I am afraid that he would not be happy in his heart, but the attitude of the other party was so good that he made him angry.
"I'm fine, comrade, pay attention to walking in the future!"
Li Xiaofeng still nodded and apologized: "I'm really sorry, I will pay attention in the future!" ”
It stands to reason that this is the end of the matter, the one who served the plate sweeps the floor, and the matter is over, but just as he was about to go back to get the broom, Suslov spoke coldly: "Ravlenji, where did this plate come from?" ”
"In the kitchen, Comrade Mikoyan said he was hungry and wanted to eat some supper, so I made some," Lavrentine asked a little puzzled, "what's the matter?" ”
"What's the matter," Suslov said thoughtlessly, and asked viciously, "then, Comrade Ravlendi, let me ask you, this plate was chosen by you with your own hands?" Didn't a second person intervene? ”
Ravlianji became more and more confused, and nodded: "I'm alone in the kitchen?" The plate was picked up by me......"
"It's good if you admit it!" Suslov became more and more aggressive, and ordered involuntarily: "Now, please follow me to Comrade Georgi!" ”
"Now?" Ravrenty looked stupidly at the food on the ground and asked, "But the floor!" ”
Suslov got impatient and ordered without question: "Someone will clean it up for you." Right now. You come with me now! ”
Lavrenj was confused though. But seeing Suslov's serious expression, he seemed to be very serious. So he didn't dare to say much, so he could only obediently follow Suslov.
In the hall, Georgi was already waiting impatiently, and when he saw Suslov coming over angrily, he thought that this kid had just rubbed with someone, and hurriedly asked: "What's the matter, you Comrade Hail?" Why is your face so ugly? Did you have a conflict with Comrade Andrei? ”
Suslov took a breath. He replied very seriously: "It's none of Comrade Andrei's business. I found a situation! Saying that, Lavrenj, who was not in the middle of his finger, said angrily: "There are internal ghosts among us, and someone is tipping off Mikoyan!" ”
When Georgi heard this, he was also stunned and puzzled: "Why do you think so!" ”
Suslov handed over the tray, pointed to the bottom of the plate and said, "Look here! ”
Georgi looked up and saw a small note glued to the bottom of the plate, on which was clearly written a line of words - Comrade Mikoyan, the situation has changed, Venter has failed.
Georgi's face changed when he brushed the floor. "Where did the plate come from?" And who wrote the note! ”
Suslov pointed at Ravlenty, "He sent the thing." I asked him just now, and he admitted it! ”
Rafflenji was stupid when he heard it, he was indeed a ghost, and he had passed notes to Mikoyan these days, but it was really just a supper just now, and he had never written that note at all, let alone how the note stuck to the bottom of the plate.
"I haven't written a note...... I didn't do that...... I really don't know what's going on! Raf's face turned white with fright, and he hurriedly explained, "Comrade Georgi, this is definitely someone framing me!" ”
"Framed?" When Suslov heard this, he was furious and roared: "There were only three people present just now: you, me, and Comrade Andrei, you mean that Comrade Andrei and I are framing you!" ”
As soon as Ravlendi was about to speak, Suslov continued to question: "If Comrade Andrei hadn't accidentally knocked you down just now, the plate wouldn't have fallen, and if it hadn't fallen, I wouldn't have seen the note at the bottom. Bet on luck? ”
Lavrenty thought about it and seemed to make sense, but he really didn't write it, so he naturally wanted to continue to argue: "It's possible that someone else stuck the note under the plate, and I didn't notice it for a while......"
"You're still arguing with me, aren't you?" Suslov was surprisingly angry, "You admitted it just now, you chose the plate, and there was no one else in the kitchen just now except you, you tell me, logically, is there anyone else besides you?" ”
Raff even broke out in a cold sweat, and he felt very bad, and if he couldn't give a reasonable explanation, he would be convicted of the crime.
didn't have time to think about it, he said casually: "Maybe someone stuck the note under the plate before, I didn't think about it so much, so I picked it up and used it casually......"
"Handy?" Suslov sneered and asked rhetorically: "Even if you took it casually, how could you take it so accurately, and you just gave the target of the note, this kind of luck is too one-in-a-million, right?" ”
Ravlenj was speechless for a moment, but Suslov did not let him go, and continued to pursue with victory: "Also, you said that you didn't know that there was a note in the road, but I saw it just now, you were holding the plate upstairs with your hand, do you dare to say that you didn't notice something under the plate?" ”
Now Raff Lianji was completely stupid, stunned there like a wooden stake, and even the initiator Li Xiaofeng felt that this thing was a little pitiful. The note really had nothing to do with the silly boy, it was all his work that he took the opportunity to stick under the plate, and let the plate slip down at Suslov's feet.
Sure enough, even if Ravlenji was covered with mouths, he couldn't say clearly, so he could only be escorted away by the staff of the Commission for Discipline Inspection who was his comrade not long ago.
It should be said that Li Xiaofeng's accident was reasonable, he first ran to Mikoyan's room and cast a small spell to make the thing hungry and ask him to ask someone to send something in. Then he casually "framed" Lavlianji, who had been reporting the news, and finally created an accident so that Suslov accidentally discovered the truth. Ring by ring, almost flawless.
Of course, it was only almost, Li Xiaofeng did not know what to do, but after he left, Georgi had his own opinion on the matter.
"Lavrenti should have been wronged," he said calmly to Suslov.
Suslov froze, and exclaimed incredulously: "But all the evidence! ”
"It's all made on purpose!" Georgi said calmly, "Someone just wants us to find out, he's tipping the news!" ”
Suslov shook his head and wondered: "I'm a little confused. You just said that Lavrenti was wronged, then you mean that he did not give Mikoyan a message. But you later said that this is someone reminding us that we have inner ghosts, which ...... It's a contradiction! ”
Georgi smiled and said, "It's not a contradiction at all, I said that Lavrenti was wronged, and I mean this time tonight." But that doesn't mean he hasn't done something like that before! ”
"Why do you think so?"
Georgi tapped the note on the table and said solemnly: "Mikhail, take a closer look, this note is very wrong!" ”
"What's wrong?" Suslov looked at the note again, scratched his head and said: "It's normal, this is Ravlianji informing Mikoyan that things have changed, and the plot of the characters is clear!" ”
Georgie shook his head and said, "No, it is precisely because the characters and plot are too clear that I can be sure that this note is very problematic!" (To be continued......)
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