Back at home, Zuo Fei took out a voice recorder and began to sort out the three supernatural exercises taught by Li Er, each with about 5,000 words, and it was divided into many parts.

The first article, "Taishanghua Essence Technique", is a cultivation method for quenching the body realm, which is divided into nine steps: training meat, tendons, skin, bones, organs, marrow, blood, tricks, and opening the spring. The second article, "Taishang Qi Practice", is the cultivation method of the Imperial Realm, the Purple Mansion Realm, the Divine Illumination Realm, and the Heavenly Desolation Realm, which is infinitely mysterious. The third article "Taishang Imperial Divine Formula", for the cultivation of the Ancient Emperor Realm, the Taichu Realm, the Holy Law Realm, and the Wuji Realm, if you can practice to the Wuji Realm, it is really out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements.

Of course, Zuo Fei's first task is to memorize them all first.

He has an excellent memory, although he didn't dare to say that he would never forget it, but he also took a photo, and it took him most of the night to completely memorize the three exercises. At this time, he heard that the rooster in the chicken farm in the suburbs had already crowed.

I looked at the time, and it was already half past three.

Zuo Fei cleared the information in the recorder, lay down and squinted for a while, and before he knew it, it was already dawning.

As usual, he arrived at the asylum on time and saw the little fish registering at the check-in desk.

"Brother Fei, early ...... Ah!" Xiao Yu's voice changed: "The dark circles under my eyes are so heavy, it seems that I haven't rested well." ”

"Insomnia. Zuo Fei said and signed in, and then started the day's work.

He asked about Xiao Yu's foot injury, and Xiao Nizi happily told him: "It's all right, I was still swollen when I went back, I woke up in the morning and saw that the recovery was the same, even the bruises were gone, Brother Fei, your acupuncture is really powerful, even the old doctor who has practiced medicine for 30 years, and he doesn't have this kind of skill to rejuvenate......

Zuo Fei was a little overwhelmed by the praise, and he hurriedly said: "It's because your body is resilient, and my acupuncture is just the icing on the cake, it's not enough." ”

"You're too modest. Xiao Yu's face was adoring.

Zuo Fei secretly wiped the cold sweat on his palms on his clothes, and thought to himself: Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, don't blame my brother for not telling the truth, the truth is too cruel, I'm afraid you know, tears will fall.

After observing several key patients and showing no abnormal manifestations, Zuo Fei took Xiaoyu to Room 8 of the first-level building, of course, not to re-examine Li Er, but for another purpose.

After Li Er saw Xiaoyu, tears of excitement flashed, just like seeing his long-lost granddaughter, he showed a kind smile, and said to Xiaoyu with concern: "Do you know who you are?"

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, and asked casually, "Who am I?"

Li Er said without thinking: "You are the Monkey King." ”

Xiao Yu was a little unhappy, but in the face of the patient, she still had to be patient, after all, the person opposite was mentally abnormal, and he couldn't be like a madman, right?

Li Er looked serious: "The deity is the Taishang Laojun." ”

Xiao Yu felt funny in his heart, but he still forcibly held it back, and nodded lightly: "Well, you are Taishang Laojun, can you refine a Zhuyan Pill for me?" I want to live forever and stay young." ”

Li Er shook his head: "No, I have shed the immortal body now, and I am also a mortal fetus of the flesh, how can I refine the elixir?"

"That's it. Xiao Yu snorted, not wanting to pay attention to the old madman anymore.

Zuo Fei pinched a handful of sweat, this is also Xiaoyu's professional quality, if it is a girl with a little temper, it is strange not to fan Li Er's big mouth.

Seeing that Xiaoyu didn't believe it, Li Er pointed to Zuo Fei and said, "He can testify that you are Sun Wukong." ”

When Zuo Fei saw that he was betrayed, he cursed in his heart, pretending not to know, no matter how Li Er tried to persuade him, he just kept quiet and kept his mouth shut.

Xiao Yu saw that the old madman was full of tricks, and he was about to be petrified when he saw the big eyes and stared at the small eyes.

Zuo Fei was afraid that the matter would be exposed, so he said to Xiao Yu: "You go out and wait for me, and I will give her a comprehensive examination." ”

Xiao Yu was already tired, left room 8, opened the small window of the next room, and saw Zhang Bairen lying on the bed snoring like thunder, sleeping very deeply......

Zuo Fei saw Xiaoyu leaving, and pressed Li Er's head: "Brother, what's the matter with you?"

Li Er stiffened his neck and said, "Hey, what are you holding down Lao Tzu for?"

Zuo Fei snorted and gave the old guy an electric baton.

Li Er trembled, his white hair was flying, his silver beard was open, his face twitched, and he looked at Zuo Fei with a look of horror: "You are the reincarnation of Lei Gong?"

"You are the Lei Gong, and your whole family is Lei Gong. Zuo Fei couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Li Er looked at the electric baton and asked, "What is this not the Thunder Gong Hammer, it is so powerful?"

"It's called an electric baton, it's charged inside, forget it, it's useless to tell you, anyway, your IQ can't understand it. Zuo Fei didn't bother to explain to him, and warned: "Xiaoyu's matter, let's take it slowly, it's impossible for you to make her believe that she is Sun Wukong like this." If you are made to believe that you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie now, you may not accept it either. ”

Li Er pursed his lips: "Look at my fairy wind bones, even if Zhu Bajie is reincarnated for another thousand years, it is impossible for him to be as handsome as me." ”

"You can pull it down, don't look in the mirror, you can also be handsome with this virtue?" Zuo Fei was very disdainful.

Li Er had a bitter face: "People are old and yellow, when I was young, I was even more handsome than you are now, don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, I haven't heard of it, Jiang is still old and spicy, don't contradict me if you have nothing to do, you have to respect the old man." Otherwise, if I regain my supernatural powers one day, aren't you afraid?"

"Spicy you radish head, I don't know how the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and a new generation of people will replace the old people! I'm afraid of you, so it's strange, I just want to beat you while I'm not afraid now. Zuo Fei is also unforgiving.

Li Erqi began to chant the scriptures: "The Tao is Taoist, and the Tao is very ......."

Zuo Fei smiled: "It's useless for you to chant the scriptures, I'm leaving, you can do it yourself." ”

Li Er hurriedly took out the sealed golden hoop stick: "You give this to her, one day, she will understand." ”

Zuo Fei was relieved, but thanks to his IQ, he was in a hurry, and he didn't let himself show Xiao Yu with King Kong Zhuo.

At this time, Xiao Yu entered room 8 again and said to Zuo Fei: "The vice president is looking for us for a meeting. ”

Zuo Fei quietly pinned the golden needle to the corner of his clothes, and was about to go to a meeting, when Li Er, who was not open-eyed, actually took Xiao Yu's hand and said earnestly: "Xiao Yu, you are really Sun Wukong." ”

"You bad old man, get rid of the stinky hands. ”

"I mean really. ”

"Let's die. ”

"Hey, why are you still scratching people, let go, let go, don't scratch your face, why are you kicking your legs again, ah, my old cold legs......"

Zuo Fei, who was watching from the side, pulled away the little fish with horizontal eyebrows and said, "Don't worry about an old madman." ”

Xiao Yu glanced at Li Er: "Next time you dare to move your hands and feet, I will scratch your face." "What a 'terrifying' warning, Li Er peeked through his fingers with his face covered, and couldn't help but gasp when he saw the dense footprints on the trouser tube.

Zuo Fei pulled Xiaoyu out of the room, and said boringly: "I don't know what to do in the meeting." ”

He knew that the madhouse did not have many rules and regulations to talk about every day, and there was no need to follow the orders of the superiors repeatedly, after all, everyone was doing their own duties. In fact, this is the second time Zuo Fei has attended the meeting, and the first time was when he joined the company not long ago.

As soon as the two of them walked out of the building, Zuo Fei saw the young and beautiful vice president, she had fresh and short hair, she still looked so beautiful, she was standing under the plane tree on the phone, and her pleasant and crisp voice came out from afar: "What did you say, I heard you right! I told you, this is your problem, do you think? I don't want you to think, I want me to think, OK? No, I said, no......

Recently, Sect Leader Huang's words have been flying all over the sky, but I didn't expect that even the vice president was infected, in fact, she and Sect Leader Huang are from their own family, and their surname is Huang, called Huang Fei, and they are the daughter of Dean Huang Bo, who is two years younger than Zuo Fei. But don't look at her age, she looks pure and sweet, but the eldest lady's temper is not small, and his father Huang Bo is afraid of her, let alone others.

Huang Fei hung up the phone and glanced at Zuo Fei and the others: "Dead man, still standing stupidly, waiting for the food to be served, go to the conference room." ”

Zuo Fei didn't bird her at all, and said to Xiaoyu, "Let's go." ”

Xiao Yu glanced at Huang Fei, a little scared, and hurriedly followed.

Huang Fei gritted her teeth angrily, the entire madhouse, up to the dean, down to the patients, no one dared to ignore herself like this, she felt that her self-esteem had been hurt, stared at Zuo Fei's back, and said hatefully: "Hmph, don't let you fall into the hands of the old lady, otherwise, there will be good fruit for you to eat." She shook off her long legs and walked towards the conference room.