Chapter 689: Mentally Retarded Bamboo
Looking at the lush forest and bamboo, the spring water is tinkling...... For a while, Chu Tianxiao had the illusion of being in an underground fairyland. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Two seniors, what do you mean?"
"That's what you want. β
Old Ze's voice fell, and Old Feng also nodded: "Yes, you need to be here to breed a bamboo, so that I can be satisfied." β
As the two elders said a word, Chu Tianxiao roughly figured out the content of this question.
To put it simply, the content is simple, that is, to raise bamboo, but when you study it carefully, it is by no means easy to with.
Because, the bamboo here is not ordinary bamboo, but a strange species called "mentally handicapped bamboo" in the vast land of China.
The reason why it is called this strange name is because this kind of bamboo has a characteristic - it grows regardless of the season, as long as it is continuously hit by the power above the peak of Tongxuan every day for a period of time, it will grow rapidly, and before it grows into a mature bamboo, no one can know its "final form", and no one can know its "value", and according to an ancient legend, the value of the highest form of "mentally retarded bamboo" is enough to rank among the top layers of the heavenly treasures of Shenzhou Haotu bamboo! But no one has ever seen it...... Over time, some people joked that only "mentally retarded" would believe such rumors......
Hence the name.
However, although the "mentally retarded bamboo" sounds very middle-of-the-en-class, and the rumors may be exaggerated, it does have enough possibilities in itself, and there are still examples of natural treasures that can still be seen...... All of this depends on all aspects of the factors, intricate, not to mention those "lucky" guys simply can't raise "good bamboo", even if this veteran, known as the existence of "bamboo people", it is difficult to mass produce "good bamboo......
Over time, the "mentally handicapped bamboo" naturally became a chicken-like existence, and it was short-lived, and it declined.
But judging from what the two elders told just now...... It seems that they have found a trick, so they have 'pitted' a bunch of "experimental mice"βthat is, the group of academy students who came to challenge before, the geniuses from afar...... Their "first level" crashed here, and the whole army was wiped out, so they were left behind by the two elders to raise bamboo......
Of course, the two elders didn't plan to let Chu Tianxiao realize that absurd legend...... They just want to cultivate a "totem bamboo" that can satisfy them and can be seen and enlightened.
After all, everyone knows that the academy is the master of the world, and the two elders of the academy who can be compared to the dean of the academy in terms of knowledge are naturally the teachers of the teachers!
His erudition is destined to be visionary.
It is said that except for Wushan, it is not a cloud...... Characters like the two elders of the academy, where can they be so easily satisfied?
Of course...... The most important thing is......
β...... I only seem to know that bamboo can bloom, can be eaten by pandas, can be used to chant two pretending poems, and then, and then ......"
Chu Tianxiao racked his brains, shrugged his shoulders, and found that it was gone.
What is Bamboo Farming?
He doesn't know anything!
Just when Chu Tianxiao was in trouble, Ze Lao suddenly disappeared in place, and when he reappeared after a few breaths, he brought a group of young geniuses over - looking at their appearance, they should all be "bamboo cultivators", no, they have already been "beaten home".
"Chu Xiaoyou, as the answerer, you can choose one person at will...... Cooperate with you to help you cultivate bamboo. It just so happens that every few days is the maturity period of this batch of bamboo...... Hurry up. β
After the words fell, Chu Tianxiao roughly understood - it should be that after these geniuses "lose", there will be regular opportunities to "turn the tables", probably by themselves, or by cooperating with new answerers, what benefits can they get by cultivating enough quality bamboo?
Just as Chu Tianxiao was thinking about it, Ze Lao stroked his beard and said, "Okay, there are nineteen people in total, you can choose a collaborator...... Seven days later, the old man is looking forward to your 'answer'. β
Before these words fell, the two elders glanced at each other, nodded, and then their figures flashed and disappeared in the field, leaving time for Chu Tianxiao.
With the departure of the two elders, although the faces of these geniuses did not change much, they still let go a lot when they raised their hands, and a few of them pinched a handful of "bamboo leaves" and looked at Chu Tianxiao, looking eager to try, but more...... It's still an indifferent gesture.
After all, although they were not as good as the nine geniuses who had entered the Imperial Palace of the Streamed Clan, they were also the choice of the moment, and they were extremely talented and arrogant...... Among them, there is one person who is the most conspicuous, with wide sleeves and long robes, tall and tall, like standing out from the crowd, and his temperament is also extraordinary, and he is the top person in this group of people at a glance......
At this time, Chu Tianxiao's gaze just fell on him...... With just one glance, the man's brows furrowed, and then, he looked back at Chu Tianxiao coldly, and said without the slightest emotion: "Don't choose me." β
"You don't deserve it. β
A sound fell, and the room suddenly became silent.
The plain words seemed to carry a natural sense of superiority.
Before Chu Tianxiao could reply, the tall man snorted disdainfully, and continued: "You have no bamboo rhyme all over your body, so it can be seen that you are not proficient in the way of 'raising bamboo', no, you haven't even touched bamboo a few times, right? β
As he spoke, his eyes became sharper and more arrogant, and he looked at Chu Tianxiao with an ant-like look, and sneered: "You know, the thing I look down on the most in my life is that you are a waste who doesn't know how to be self-reliant and always expects to hug other people's thighs! β
"Dragons don't live with snakes, this has been true since ancient times. β
"It's not without benefits to live in, but it will be pulled down by the pickled lowly people. β
After dropping this sentence, the tall man turned straight away, leaving a "chic" back, and left.
From beginning to end, he was talking to himself, and he didn't give Chu Tianxiao a chance to grab Bai at all, obviously, he had already practiced this set extremely proficiently.
In this regard, Chu Tianxiao naturally would not be easily angry, but if he said that he had acted like this person, he had no idea at all, but he was also joking.
At that moment, I saw Chu Tianxiao's eyes slightly raised, looking at the expressions of the rest of the geniuses around him...... I saw that their faces were full of complexity, some of them seemed to sympathize and some looked like mockery, but no matter who they were, they unconsciously took a few steps back, and even the few people who wanted Chu Tianxiao to choose them before also looked at them for a while, and seemed to have changed their minds.
All this, of course, is due to his undisclosed identity, or because of the extraordinary identity of the tall man......
But.
β...... More of it, I'm afraid, is limited by the rules. Chu Tianxiao watched and read coldly for a while, and quickly figured out the key, "The benefits of bamboo raisers are shared......?" Being selected by the 'answerers' who came to the question can certainly cooperate with each other and increase the possibility of being 'selected as the answer' by the two elders, but the benefits obtained after that will inevitably be diluted. And the big head, it should be on the side of the answerer. β
"If that's the rule...... Of course, no one wants to be chosen by a 'can't do anything' answerer. The person who was moved before may have the intention of hugging my thigh, and once it is broken by a 'high-level person', it will naturally not be 'fooled'......"
Quickly thinking through everything in his heart, Chu Tianxiao couldn't help but look in the direction where the cold man left before, and sighed in his heart: "This person ...... It's very smart, it seems to be a brainless ridicule, but in fact, it uses the self-esteem of the answerer as a 'protective umbrella', so as to remove itself as soon as possible...... From this point of view, he is also the number one person, but arrogance is indispensable......"
"Well, in all fairness, this plan is not bad, and it is nothing ...... to think about it for yourself."
"But!"
A trace of coldness flashed in Chu Tianxiao's eyes.
"If you want to play yin, use my Chu loser as a stepping stone?"
"Wishful thinking, don't you think it's too loud!"
Thinking of this, Chu Tianxiao suddenly wanted to see what kind of expression he would have if he insisted on "choosing" that person...... But on second thought, this is certainly a revenge, but the means are too "lose-lose", and their ultimate goal is to pass, which means that ...... Will that guy get some of the benefits?
That's not going to work!
Obviously there is no injustice and no hatred, just for his own selfishness, come to spray me, and still want to benefit?
Think beautifully!
He must be put to death, and he can't be left with any scum!
"Hmm...... The best way is to find someone he doesn't look down on the most, and support him to steal his opportunity...... Tsk, I can do this myself, but it's too tiring to raise bamboo...... Losers don't do tiring work!"
Thinking in his heart, Chu Tianxiao swept through the crowd in the audience, and suddenly, their faces became not very good-looking, and everyone's eyes flickered, looking extremely reluctant to be selected......
(ps: Don't ask me what the mentally retarded bamboo in this chapter is, everyone in the group understands)