Preface: For pigs

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The moon splashes the galaxy, and the road is long. The wind and smoke are gone, and the shadow is alone.

The heavens and the earth roared, and a thunderbolt instantly fell from the sky, which was the first sound of spring thunder and the revival of all things. In such a spring rain, continuous, I don't know when it can stop, ordinary people want such weather, are hiding at home to sleep, but they have to brave the downpour, standing in the rain to see the scenery. It's not that it's idle and elegant, but that your home is broken.

Looking back at that low house, uh, to be precise, it was a pig's nest, and Wei Yang's singing just now, to be precise, was just a pig humming.

At this time, in the corner of the pig's nest, there are three and a half pigs, snuggled together to hide from the rain, how miserable and miserable it looks. Just when this Wei Yang, no, this same pig sighed. Don't you know that the three little pigs are also whispering.

"This stupid pig, crazy again?"

"Well, it seems? I don't know where the stupid human being, where he picked up the piglet, turned out to be an idiot. ”

"Well, hey, anyway, it's a few more years to live, but it's slaughtered by this human being, and there's no pain, why be like us?"

"What about us?"

"While waiting to die and be reborn, I endured loneliness and pain."

"To paraphrase that stupid pig, I'm smacking you, and you're still suffering, hurry up and go inside, don't you see that I'm all wet?"

Looking at the three stupid pigs fighting for me, and wanted to crowd the broken pig nest, Wei Yang, who was lying on the wall, grinned at the corner of his mouth and showed a mocking smile.

Turning his head to look at the dark clouds in the sky, hey, brother's world you will never understand? But you three stupid guys, as long as you are more intelligent, brother, the more experience you get. Hey, I'm about to reach 100 XP. When that broken system allows me to enter the Immortal Mansion, I will be able to cultivate. For this matter, Wei Yang also has no bottom in his heart.

'Boom'

However, the joy in his heart was suddenly affected by this angry thunder, and the pig couldn't help but look up to the heavens, and a boundless anger surged in his heart, and he said coldly in his heart: Heavenly Emperor, Buddha, you are really so capable? actually used sentient beings as pawns to start the second reincarnation? Let me wait for the robbery to suffer?

Haha, if it was me in the past, I'm afraid I would be grateful to Dade? But in this life, I have long understood that if I bow down to you, then I will be put on that tight rope and submit to you forever. Admit defeat? Haha, are you worthy? Although I am not that monkey, but I am still Tianpeng, or Wei Yang, how can I let you get your wish in this life and this life?

'Boom' thundered again, Wei Yang not only shrunk his neck, well, there is no neck, hehe, brother is not as knowledgeable as you, and his strength is weak at the moment, so he really can't fight against you? Fortunately, I have a golden finger, otherwise it would be hopeless.

Thinking of this, Wei Yang looked at the three piglets again, his eyes were full of enthusiasm, and the three piglets trembled in fright, and a chill quickly emerged from their hearts.

"Brother, that stupid pig won't take a fancy to us, will he?"

"Fool, it's male, how can it be?"

After saying this, I saw a stupid pig, no, Wei Yang slowly came over here, and the three piglets not only trembled, but also looked at each other extremely defensively.

", bunch of idiots, give me a place."

Wei Yang walked into the pigsty and shook his body, cleaning up the water droplets on the fur, to say that this is transformed into a livestock road, it is really convenient, no need to wear any clothes, as long as this shake, you can clean up the rainwater, compared to those umbrellas, raincoats, it is more convenient.

Looking at the three piglets, despite the heavy rain outside, they rushed out of the pigsty. That kind of appearance that he couldn't avoid made Wei Yang roll his eyes, and he was completely speechless about it, what is it? Dislike me? I don't hate you yet, do I? Cut?

'Ding', before Wei Yang finished complaining, this prompt sound suddenly resounded in his mind.

"Ding, the host's experience has reached the power of the teacher's morality, and the basic value has reached 100, which is to open the teacher's path system."

Shidao system? Finally turned on, woo woo, how about looking at my gold finger?

Wei Yang:

Grade: Mr. [Note: If the teacher's moral value reaches that of a good teacher, he can be promoted to a teacher.] 】

Teacher's Virtue: Yongshi 100/1000 [Note: If you promote a doorman and reach the level of a spiritual disciple, you can be directly promoted to a good teacher.] 】

Exercises: None

Special Exercises: Demons to Confuse the Public: [It can enlighten ordinary beasts. 】

Lies confuse the public, you are the gossip to confuse the people, and your whole family is. Seeing this, Wei Yang suddenly became angry in his heart, I call it the way of teaching, okay? Although the system is my golden finger, you don't have to humiliate me like this? Well, I put up with it.

Doorman: [Note: The number of places is unlimited]

Piglet Armor: [Enlightenment]

Pig B: [Enlightenment]

Pig Cub C: [Enlightenment]

That's it? Are you going to cheat me? Said that you can enter the Immortal Mansion? What about the cultivation exercises? What about good friendships? SystemThe boat of our friendship can't be overturned? At this time, Wei Yang wanted to cry, I was tired, I waited so long? How can there be such a trick? It's really speechless.

"Ding, because the host is its three piglets, and the spirit is successfully enlightened, the host gets a master reward package, and you can enter the immortal mansion to cultivate, and the time is ten minutes. The cultivation time can be accumulated, and it is recommended that the host does not have to open it immediately. ”

Practice? Cultivation is a ding, do you dare to come out of the system and let my brother beat you to death? pit, you will go to the death pit me. What about the bonus package?

"Ding, the mentorship reward package is in front of the Xianfu platform, and the host obtains it with ideas."

Belch? Good guy, his thoughts can be known to him, looking around at the purple immortal mansion in front of him, he saw a fiery red gift bag on the platform on the steps, presumably this is the mentorship reward package, right?

Just under the touch of Wei Yang's mind, the reward package turned into a streamer, and then a picture flashed in Wei Yang's mind.

An old man sat in the middle of a crowd and said something. The golden light flashed in the sky, and the visions behind the old man came out frequently, the dragon and the phoenix danced, and the tiger and the snake coiled. The sound of the avenue is like a bell contending, ten thousand purple clouds descend from the sky, everything is quiet, only listen to what the old man says, it seems that only the old man is left in heaven and earth.

After the old man finished speaking, the golden light came, only to see the old man appear behind him, a golden light flashing ring, and he smiled slightly, like a spring breeze.

The old man got up, bowed to the sky from afar, and ignored the confusion in the eyes around him, or the sparkling creatures, turned around and drove the green ox away, ethereal, but more comforted.

The picture dissipated, Wei Yang didn't come back to his senses for a long time, no matter how stupid he was, he also knew this mythical story on the online literature platform with a developed network in his previous life, that is, Lao Tzu preached. It was precisely because of Lao Tzu's preaching and the establishment of the human religion that he became one of the saints.

But what does this have to do with your own system? What is the connection with the immortal mansion in front of you? Wei Yang is confused? Thinking that he had first come to this world, he was reincarnated as a pig as a canopy. Could it be that in the dark, it has something to do with this Lao Tzu? Or is it the handiwork of Taishang Laojun?

Fear spread in his heart at this moment, not that Wei Yang was timid, but because in his heart, he wondered whether he had been involved in this conspiracy to go west.

If you can't figure it out, you don't want to, it's still the strength that comes from it. The article in his mind was completely comprehended by him. At the same time, I also understood that at this moment, it was just a half-step staircase before stepping into the Immortal Mansion. It is still a long way to go before you really enter the Immortal Mansion.

As for being able to cultivate in the Immortal Mansion? The system has a good reminder, if Wei Yang is stupid? That's just to blame.

Nourish your spirit? Although it is only the most superficial exercise, it is really the best supply for Wei Yang at the moment. Inheriting the reincarnation of Tianpeng, he also has the memory of Tianpeng, but there is no method of cultivation of Tianpeng? Whether this Qi Nourishing is good or bad, it is already something that Wei Yang urgently needs at the moment.

"Ding, the host obtains the basic exercise: Qi Cultivation Decision, which can be taught to the apprentice. There are three ways to open the inheritance: word teaching, teaching by example, and teaching by heart. Open the method of exploring the root bone: touch the bone. ”

Well? Can you teach these three piglets? Uh, doesn't that mean that this Qi Cultivation Decision is a garbage exercise at all?

"Hey, that system, can you tell me about the level of this exercise?"

"Host, you can call me Tianyu or Xiaotian, please don't call me any system?"

"Can you speak human words?"

"You can speak human words, but I'm an intelligent system? You tell me? But you always want to think? Makes my head hurt to death? Fortunately, my home has been repaired and can still supply my energy consumption. ”

"Huh? What the hell are you? No, you're not something? Uh, what are you? And can you tell me, no, we, how we got into this world? Where is this? How did I become a canopy? ”

"First, I'm not a thing? No, I am, hey, even if I am a kind of thousands of living beings, you are too, so are humans, tigers, leopards, jackals, flowers and plants. can come to this world, but your responsibility is that you have caused me to cross. And it was forced to be helpless, and it became yours, well, the machine spirit, it should be counted as such. ”

"Machine spirits?"

"That's right, this immortal mansion behind you is the game home you are in when you play the game, and it has just turned into this immortal mansion, and it claims to be a space, independent of this heavenly way."

Seeing Wei Yang nodding, the invisible voice came to his mind again.

"Second, remember not to play games when thunder, hum, you can't live by yourself, why bother me? Thirdly, you can become a canopy, but when your soul is at its weakest, it happens to land on this piglet. That day the tent wants to devour you, but it is swallowed up by your instincts. You're not a canopy, well, yes, no? ”

Speaking of this, the system was also confused, which made Wei Yang also confused, and said to the system: "Then am I?" ”

"Huh? In a word, you are and you are not. After all, the true essence of this canopy is not on the body of this piglet, and it can only be regarded as a subconscious, which is just devoured by you. ”

"How do you know so much? Aren't you the system intelligence in Journey to the West? How do you know that? ”

"Well, I'm sorry, I can peek into other people's memories, this is the golden finger of this world, right? Hehe, do you know that a few days ago, the child who came to the pigsty for a walk was the good fortune boy next to Guanyin? All I know is from his memories. ”

"Hiss" cheats? I want this kind of golden finger too? Peeking into other people's memories? What kind of existence is this, much stronger than his own Laoshizi's Qi cultivation and teacher system?

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