11. Get out of the way, my mother is going to start pretending! (Ask for recommendation votes~)

Zhou Yuan didn't go out today, not for anything else, but because he heard his relatives at home who came to pay New Year's greetings, and he praised himself wildly.

He also knew that his mother did not have a good relationship with his aunt and uncle.

I don't blame my mother, it's these two relatives who actually have Tai Chi.

The aunt and aunt looked at the video on Chen Meiyu's mobile phone and glanced at each other.

Two people have a common consciousness in the moment.

"Yo, it's Dr. Oishi in the video, right?" The aunt took Chen Meiyu's mobile phone and replayed it.

Auntie poked at the screen: "Meiyu, this is what you let us see?" ”

Chen Meiyu raised her head arrogantly: "Yes, look at it, Dr. Dashi, such a big scientist." In front of the whole world, thank you to my family Zhou Yuan! ”

The aunt returned the phone to Chen Meiyu, and then laughed.

"Hahahaha, Meiyu, don't you think that the person Dr. Oishi is thankful for is your son Zhou Yuan, right?"

The aunt immediately relayed: "Meiyu, how many people named Zhou Yuan are in the world, you can't count them, right?" Dr. Oishi, who is engaged in scientific research, how can he thank a senior high school student? And, still in our ravine. People are thankful for every gifted student, and look at you. ”

The corners of my aunt's mouth also curled: "You have seen it yourself, Dr. Dashi is talking about asking people to take the Fudan exam." And what about Zhou Yuan? If I'm not mistaken, few of us in Yunzhou can be admitted to Fudan, right? ”

"More than that!" Auntie's mouth began to break, "Only a few people can be admitted to the No. 1 high school in Yunzhou, right?" It's not that I said that Zhou Yuan's homework is not good, and his school is not ranked in Yunzhou, right? The ones who got the first grades in school may have a little chance. Zhou Yuan is now in school, what is his rank? ”

Chen Meiyu was stunned, she had read Zhou Yuan's report card, and it could only be said that it was average. If you want to be ranked first, there is really a bit of a gap.

The aunt was stunned when she saw Chen Meiyu, and she also felt that she had no bottom in her heart, so she just saw a news of the same name, so she used it to give her son a long face.

"Meiyu...... aunt began to laugh in her heart, "I can understand your thoughts about your son Jackie Chan, but you also have to see what kind of material your son is." ”

The aunt also seized the opportunity and openly mocked: "That's it, if you have time to watch the news, you might as well tutor Zhou Yuan's homework more." In this way, you have a better chance of being admitted to university. ”

The aunt and aunt cooperated, and there was a strange yin and yang in the needle.

The main reason is that Chen Meiyu has no bottom in her heart, just after the two of them analyzed it, Chen Meiyu also felt that her son was lying to herself.

If you don't know the bottom of your heart, it will lead to quarrels and bad performance.

Zhou Yuan's ears in the living room were pricked, and the more he listened, the more wrong he became, he didn't expect his wife to lose to his aunt and aunt in the mouth.

"Boundless!"

Changeling: ̄へ Μ„

The Changeling Monster has been fed by Chen Meiyu every day recently, and its relationship with Chen Meiyu is very close, and it can't see Chen Meiyu being bullied.

Zhou Yuan touched the head of the changeable monster: "Don't worry, I'll help find the field." ”

With that, he sent a text message to Dr. Oishi, asking him to call him back later.

After doing all this, Zhou Yuan picked up an apple, wiped the skin and walked to the kitchen.

"Aunt and aunt, what are you talking about so happily? I have heard your voices outside. ”

Zhou Yuan took a bite and found that the apple was not sweet, so he turned his hand and stuffed it to the variety monster on the top of his head.

"Boundless?" (Something, so sour!) οΌ‰

Changeling: (*βŠ™~βŠ™)

When the aunt saw that the protagonist was coming, she immediately smiled and said, "Zhou Yuan, we just heard from your mother that you are on the TV news." Then I found out that it wasn't you. Isn't it funny, you say? ”

Aunt Zhou Yuan is not the person in Dr. Dashi's mouth, and deliberately said it to Zhou Yuan.

"Oh?" Zhou Yuan looked at his mother and asked pretending not to know, "Mom, didn't you show the video to my aunt?" ”

Before Chen Meiyu could speak, the aunt on the side who was broken opened her mouth to interrupt.

"Yes, that's what we said. Zhou Yuan, are you using this video to deceive your mother? I see that you are so old, why don't you find something serious to do, and mess around every day. ”

Zhou Yuan patted his mother's shoulder and signaled her not to panic.

"Auntie, I didn't lie to my mother? That's me in the news. ”

Zhou Yuan looked serious and pointed to his nose.

Aunt and aunt looked at each other and laughed together.

"Hahahaha, Zhou Yuan, don't tease your aunt and me."

"Auntie is going to be laughed off by you, Zhou Yuan, you don't brag and don't make drafts, this will blow up, right?"

"Where is this bragging, not making a draft, it's just blowing up the cowhide!"

"If you say it, you will be laughed to death, Dr. Oishi will thank you, don't dream!"

At this time, Zhou Yuan's mobile phone rang.

At first glance, the caller ID is "Dr. Oishi".

Zhou Yuan also specially showed his aunt and aunt: "Yo, the doctor called me." ”

The aunt and aunt still didn't believe it, thinking that Zhou Yuan was acting, and laughed louder.

"Hey, Doctor." Zhou Yuan connected the phone and pressed the speakerphone.

Dr. Oishi's voice came from the other end of the phone: "What's the matter, Zhou Yuan, why did you still remember to ask me to call you?" ”

Zhou Yuan glanced at his aunt and aunt angrily, and replied: "I'm not afraid of delaying your work, I specially try to see if you are busy, if you are not busy, I will give you an early year." ”

"Oooh...... Or do you have a heart, remember to give me a visit to my early years. I have a meeting to hold in the afternoon, and I will also give you a greeting for your early years, you are serious in your third year of high school, and you must be admitted to me. ”

"Okay, okay, doctor, don't worry."

"That's all, bye-bye."

Aunt and aunt were frightened, and the voice was really the same as on TV.

But they still think it's impossible, how can there be such a coincidence?

My nephew, how can it be this piece of material?

(The common problem of female elders is that they feel that their sons are better than their nephews.) οΌ‰

"Zhou Yuan." Auntie reacted first, "You did a pretty good job of this play?" If I hadn't known that my phone could make a note, I would have been bluffed by you. ”

My aunt also reacted: "Yes, yes, yes, I heard that there is a kind of software, what is it called a voice changer, right?" You can change your voice, it seems that you and your classmates are not less acting. ”

Zhou Yuan also knew these two superlatives, and he definitely didn't believe it.

"Oops, why is the lock screen of my phone broken? Eh, my wallpaper is out. ”

Zhou Yuan threw his mobile phone into the faces of the two elders, and the wallpaper was a photo of him and Dr. Dashi.

At that time, after the scientific research, Zhou Yuan deliberately exchanged contact information with Dr. Dashi, and also took a few group photos.

It's for this moment today!

The aunt's face became more and more stiff, but the aunt on the side was still stiff-mouthed.

"I've heard that computer technology is very powerful now, and you can get pictures or anything."

The aunt pointed out that Sang scolded Huai, which meant that Zhou Yuan's photo was P's.

My aunt's face softened, and she also said: "My colleague also took a photo with the President of the United States, I thought it was real at the time!" ”

The aunt cooperated: "Now the young man is better than us in computer technology." ”

Zhou Yuan seemed to have known that the two elders would say that the photo was P, so he immediately clicked on the video he made with Dr. Oishi.

He smiled and asked, "Can the photo be P, but can the video still be P?" ”

"Whoa." Zhou Yuan pointed to Dr. Oishi in the video, "This is Dr. Oishi, and this is me." Did aunt and uncle see clearly? If you don't see it clearly, I have other videos here, you can watch them slowly. ”

【Ding! The achievement "I Predicted Your Prediction" has been completed, and the reward is being distributed. 】

[Gain 50 Mission Points and 1 Normal Fishing Rod.] 】

Auntie didn't expect that Zhou Yuan would predict her prediction, this kid was waiting for them here on purpose.

Just to see the two of them mess up, first call and then take photos, and finally take out the video.

forced them to admit that it was Zhou Yuan in the news.

Chen Meiyu was like a proud peacock at this time, took Zhou Yuan's mobile phone, played the video and turned the volume to the maximum.

"Oops, son. Some people are too low, so don't be like them. They have never seen any big names in their lives, and naturally they feel that others can't see them. ”

"Really? Aunt and aunt, do you want me to pass this video on to you? So everyone knows, but your nephew knows Dr. Oishi? Zhou Yuan sang and harmonized with his mother, deliberately satirizing his aunt and aunt.

If it weren't for the fact that this meal was a Chinese New Year's Eve meal and there could be no shortage of people, my aunt and aunt would have broken the bowl and left.

Here, listening to Zhou Yuan's mother and son's weird yin and yang, eat a belly of fire.