Zhou Yuan didn't know how to express his true emotions for a while.

What the hell is this?

That's what you just said, huh?

This one...... Whether it's a daughter or a father, they don't even listen to people.

"How?" Xia Weiyun's father looked at it with a vicious look, and there was a little murderous in his words. "Something wrong with what I said?"

This rhetorical question made Zhou Yuan dare not explain at all.

The eldest brother's rhetorical question, it is estimated that the person who explained has been cut into several pieces by the watermelon knife.

"Listen to Xiaoyun, you still know martial arts?"

Xia Weiyun's father suddenly pulled out a Tang knife with a glass scabbard from under the table.

Looking at the transparent glass, the Tang knife glowed with a ghostly light, and the blade was so fast that it felt dazzling at a glance.

What's going on?

Is this "Xiang Zhuang Dancing Sword is intended for Pei Gong"?

Are you going to propose a joust? And then hack me to death?

Zhou Yuan didn't speak, looking at what Xia Weiyun's father meant.

Suddenly, Xia Weiyun's father threw an apple and drew a knife to chop.

The apple cracked and was split in half.

And these two halves fell lightly on the table.

Draw the knife, cut it, and put it away.

Flowing water, all in one go.

"I still have an apple here." Saying that, Xia Weiyun's father never knew where he was, so he took out an apple and put it on the table.

"I want to see how high your martial arts are."

After speaking, Xia Weiyun's father stuffed the Tang knife into Zhou Yuan's hand.

Zhou Yuan knew that he couldn't refuse at all.

This......

Zhou Yuan clenched the knife and didn't make a move.

Not because of anything else, but because he will only cut off the flow of water.

Breaking the flow of water is just a type of karate.

I don't know how to hold a weapon at all!

What to do?

If you go out casually, you will definitely be able to see it.

In other words, casually going out of the knife is not as fast as Xia Weiyun's father.

In this case, as soon as he slammed the bowl, he summoned a dozen big men to hack me to death?

Zhou Yuan had heard that Xia Weiyun's house was mixed up before, but he thought it was a rumor spread at that time.

What kind of society is it now?

There's no way anyone else is in the dark.

But the current situation does not allow Zhou Yuan to doubt it at all.

Bowing from those black-clad bodyguards who entered the door, isn't this full gangster etiquette?

also has the face of Xia Weiyun's father, it is really condescending not to be the black boss.

Now he draws his knife at random, completely looking like an underworld.

If you don't believe it, can you do it?

Zhou Yuan clenched the knife in his hand, thinking about whether to flip the table directly.

Just when Zhou Yuan was pondering, Xia Weiyun's father suddenly screamed.

"Good, good!"

His inexplicable applause made Zhou Yuan and Xia Weiyun confused.

What's going on?

What happened?

Oh, it turned out to be Xia Weiyun's father, he applauded and nodded.

"What a fast knife!"

Zhou Yuan didn't react for a while.

So fast knives?

Whose knife?

Mine?

Did I go under the knife?

Xia Weiyun's father looked at Zhou Yuan with very admiring eyes: "Sure enough, he is a hero and a young man!" Your knife is so fast that I can't see it clearly, and I didn't even react to the apple that it had been cut. ”

Zhou Yuan's black question mark face.

？？？

Xia Weiyun's father then explained: "At the beginning, Xiaoyun told me that when you were suddenly attacked in the national high school elf singles competition, you were one against one hundred. Face hundreds of elves with your bare hands and easily take down the head of the enemy general. I don't believe ...... yet."

He shook his head as he spoke: "Now, I believe it." ”

Zhou Yuan complained in his heart: I don't believe it! What the heck? Have I ever done such a thing?

Zhou Yuan went to see Xia Weiyun, and the latter looked at Zhou Yuan with a look of adoration, as if there was really such a thing.

"Dad, I told you, right? A-Yuan is very powerful! Xia Weiyun looked proud, she couldn't wait to let the world know that the person she liked was so good.

"No, squad leader......"

The party Zhou Yuan felt that this statement was a bit too exaggerated.

"I don't have ......"

Before Zhou Yuan finished speaking, he was covered by Xia Weiyun.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I misremembered." Xia Weiyun hurriedly apologized.

Zhou Yuan nodded with satisfaction, and started to joke If this matter spreads, people outside will definitely laugh at him.

"Yes, Ah Yuan has faced thousands of elves alone!" The more Xia Weiyun spoke, the more excited he became, and his eyes were shining. "Ah Yuan broke into the encirclement alone. From the field, all the way to the broadcast studio. Knock that big bad guy down, and I'll be saved! ”

Zhou Yuan felt that it was over, what was the squad leader talking about?

Bragging about the Basic Law is also going to be true?

Now that it is all an elf society, will anyone believe that human beings can defeat thousands of elves by martial arts alone?

No kidding!

"Then you have to thank Zhou Yuan a lot!" Xia Weiyun's father's tone was full of seriousness.

…………

Oh, my God!

There really is!

There are people who believe that humans can defeat thousands of elves by martial arts alone.

This man turned out to be the father of his classmate!

Zhou Yuan really felt that today was so dreamy.

It feels like in a dream.

"Let's go." Xia Weiyun's father patted Zhou Yuan's shoulder, "In order to thank you for saving Xiaoyun's life, I specially asked Xiaoyun to invite you home for dinner." ”

Zhou Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that such a big battle was just to invite dinner!

That's fine, just eat.

You can't eat me, right?

Zhou Yuan followed Xia Weiyun's father and walked deeper into the courtyard.

"A-Yuan, do you like to eat fish?" Xia Weiyun's father suddenly asked.

Zhou Yuan thought about it carefully, this question can't be answered casually.

I guess it has a special meaning.

Fish......

What does the fish represent?

Carp jumping over the dragon gate?

Leap over the dragon gate to turn into a dragon.

Does that mean that I want to become the son-in-law of the Dragon King?

No, no, no, no!

That being the case, why eat fish?

Didn't eating fish eat myself?

What does that mean?

Zhou Yuan went to look at the nearby environment, there was a water lake here. There are no tables, chairs, kitchenware or anything around it, and it doesn't look like a place to eat.

If you eat fish, you have to cook your own food.

Does do-it-yourself cooking mean not eating soft rice?

If you don't eat fish, you don't eat soft rice!

That's great!

Sure enough, there is not a word, it all contains deep meaning. If it is an ordinary person, it is estimated that he will be recruited, and he is about to become a soft rice man.

"I like it!"

Zhou Yuan replied confidently.

He felt that his answer was very reasonable.

It means to be euphemistic, to express it in a tactful way, and not to eat soft rice.

In this way, he will not offend Xia Weiyun's father too much, and at the same time make his position clear.

There is really your Zhou Yuan! I didn't expect you to put all your Chinese reading comprehension skills here!

Zhou Yuan was secretly happy in his heart, and kept praising himself.

He looked at Xia Weiyun's father's face again, and was even more sure that he had made the most correct answer.

Xia Weiyun's father paused, looked at the lake and pondered.

"Well, let's fish and eat, right?"

“ha……”

Zhou Yuan almost pronounced the last "o" sound. When he thought about it, he knew something was wrong.

Why did you suddenly mention fishing when you were eating well?

What do you mean?

Finished!

Zhou Yuan remembered a movie, which said that two people made an appointment to go fishing. One of them picked up a large rock and smashed the other man's head.

Again and again, they were stoned to death.

Could it be, Xia Weiyun's father wants the famous scene to be recreated?

"Let's go, let's go fishing and let Xiaoyun cook. The food she cooks is delicious! ”

Xia Weiyun's father didn't allow Zhou Yuan to refuse, so he pulled him to the lake and sat down.

On the edge of the lake, there are two fishing rods.

Xia Weiyun's father walked over directly and sat down to fish.

And Zhou Yuan stood far away, without the intention of taking a step.

"What's wrong? Aren't you going fishing? ”

Xia Weiyun's father asked puzzled.

Zhou Yuan swallowed his saliva, thinking that he would die.

"How can anyone fish without a helmet?"

As soon as Zhou Yuan finished saying this, Xia Weiyun's father's face changed instantly.

"What do you mean?" He said to Zhou Yuan.

Zhou Yuan directly spread out the words and made it clear: "Without a helmet, I can't fish!" ”

"Huh?" Xia Weiyun's father frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Not good!"

He suddenly shouted, and immediately threw the fishing rod away, and the whole person fell backwards.

At the moment when he fell to the ground, a splash suddenly burst on the surface of the lake.

"Boom!"

The entire surface of the lake was blown up by huge waves more than four meters high, and the fish at the bottom of the lake were blown out.

It was as if fish were falling from the sky, and the huge shock wave turned the nearby lawn bare.

"I'll go!"

Zhou Yuan looked at the scene in front of him and felt inexplicable.

What's going on?

How can there still be an explosion at home?

The water splashed, wetting Zhou Yuan's entire body.

Xia Weiyun's father, who fell to the ground, slowly got up, and his face was blue: "There are ghosts!" ”

Then, he turned to Zhou Yuan and thanked him: "The grace of saving lives is unforgettable." Boy, you saved my daughter once, and now you've saved me again. Say, "How shall I repay you?" ”

Zhou Yuan was at a loss, he tilted his head, and he really couldn't think of it: "Why did I save your uncle's life?" ”

"Hehe, I like young people like you who are not greedy for merit." Xia Weiyun's father came to Zhou Yuan and nodded constantly.

"You just said to me, how can anyone fish without a helmet. I was thinking, what do you mean by saying such an out-of-tune sentence all of a sudden! ”

Listening to Xia Weiyun's father's words, Zhou Yuan also wanted to know what he meant by what he just said?

Why, he doesn't even know about it?

"Later I figured out that the helmet you were talking about is safe. But why do you wear a helmet when fishing? And nothing falls from the sky, unless ...... There was an explosion! ”

"Huh?" Zhou Yuan was really confused, he didn't know that his words could be interpreted like this!

"You can see that, but why don't you just remind me? Do you have to tell me in such ambiguous terms? Xia Weiyun's father continued to interpret Zhou Yuan's words

"Why?" Zhou Yuan didn't understand himself at all.

He felt that he might not have Xia Weiyun, a father and daughter, who understood him.

"Because, there are inner ghosts here! You don't want to alarm the inner ghost, that's why you reminded me like this! ”

Xia Weiyun's father patted his chest, still afraid for a while.

"If I don't understand what you're saying, I'm afraid I'm going to be blown up!"

Zhou Yuan can't say, I really don't mean that, right?

He could only complain in his heart: Then you are really fateful, so you can understand it?

"Kung Fu is profound, and he has eyesight, and even has a superior IQ! There are only a handful of teenage heroes like you. I can even vouch for it with my personality that you're the only one I've seen in decades. ”

"Tell me, how did you find out about this inner ghost?"

Xia Weiyun's father is now like a nobody, and he starts chatting with Zhou Yuan.

"Huh?"

Zhou Yuan didn't know how to reply.

You can't say, I didn't find out, right?

Fortunately, Xia Weiyun's father will explain it to himself.

"I see, you've been discovering since you came in. No wonder your eyes have been wandering, look at Xiaoyun and look at me, it turns out that you began to suspect at that time. ”

Zhou Yuan stopped talking directly, he felt that he couldn't keep up with Xia Weiyun's father's brain circuits.

"So, who will it be? It's definitely not the driver, if it's the driver, you'll kill him outside! Ahhh I understand! ”

Zhou Yuan ignored Xia Weiyun's father, but he was still interpreting himself.

"It's Jia Zhengyi! Is he right? You can see there's something wrong with him as soon as you come in, right? I just said why he was shaking all the time today. It turns out that he harbors evil intentions! ”

Well? Who is Jia Zhengyi?

Why is there an inexplicable extra name?

The point is that I don't even know where I've seen him, so why would you associate me with him?

"But, you should have seen Jia Zhengyi for the first time, right? Why are you so sure it's him? And why do you let him go when you know he has a problem? I'm pretty close to it, but I'll figure it out! ”

Xia Weiyun's father knocked on his head, and it could be seen that he had exhausted his brain power.

"Is it to lure the snake out of the hole? You think he must have an accomplice, so that's why he was put down just for the sake of a pot! Isn't it? ”

A flash of wisdom flashed in Xia Weiyun's father's eyes, and he looked at Zhou Yuan very confidently.

Before Zhou Yuan could answer, a few people who were tied into mummies on the side were suddenly thrown on the nearby lawn.

Xia Weiyun's father looked at these people, and his whole body trembled: "It's you!" ”

I saw him choke the neck of one of them, and his hair stood on end in anger: "Jia Zhengyi!" Say! Why did you betray me? Am I not good to you? ”

Jia Zhengyi turned his head and glanced at Zhou Yuan viciously: "Heh! If it weren't for this extra student, you would have been blown up by me! ”

Zhou Yuan's eyes widened, what the hell? This murderer also thinks I did it?

Why?

"Boundless!"

"Hee-hee!"

“gigi！”

Three elf cries that Zhou Yuan was so familiar that he couldn't be more familiar remembered on the side.

Don't?

Zhou Yuan turned his head to see that the Changeling Monster, the Forest Lizard and the Little Fire Monkey had actually escorted another group of people tied into mummies.

When did they leave the Poké Balls?

Xia Weiyun's father gave Zhou Yuan a thumbs up: "Plan and go first, but you have already shot the elves with your own risk, and you will catch them all!" High! It's really high! ”

The three elves gave Xia Weiyun's father a thumbs up, saying that you are quite good, and you can understand.

Zhou Yuan???

Even you get it?

Why don't I understand?

Can you explain it personally?