Lin Yuan asked, "What's wrong with this wood immortal?" Did he bully you? ”

When Guan'er heard this, she put down the bowl, her face was full of unwillingness, and she said indignantly: "I was punished because of him."

Lin Yuan remembered Li Lianying's words, so he asked, "Aren't you beaten?" How did it become punished? ”

"It was a long time ago that I was beaten. ”

Lin Yuan then asked, "How did they punish you?" ”

Guan'er said: "That wood fairy said that he has an immortal law, the queen mother and several concubines believe it very much, Sister Wanqing once told me, saying that there are no ghosts and gods in this world, so I told the queen mother, who knew that she was angry when she heard it, so she punished me to kneel in the corner, do you know what is the most angry thing about Lu Dao?" ”

Lin Yuan asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Guan'er said: "After she punished me, a few ministers came to talk about things, and as soon as she said it, she forgot about me in the morning, and I didn't dare to get up, so I knelt for a day, and it was really, in a word I had newly learned, that life was better than death." ”

Lin Yuan couldn't help laughing, and Wan'er said coquettishly: "Everyone has been punished, and you are still laughing!" By the way, I don't want to go into the palace to serve her anymore. ”

Lin Yuan asked, "What's wrong?" Didn't you like her a lot before? ”

Wan'er replied: "That's right, I used to like her very much, but then Sister Wanqing chatted with me, and I realized that I am the same person as her, why should I serve her?" If she is an elder in terms of age, I have nothing to serve her, but in her heart, I am no different from a kitten and a puppy, Brother Lin, please, think of a way, don't let me serve her anymore. ”

Lin Yuan said: "This is easy, I can take you to the northeast, and I can talk to her now." ”

Wan'er thought for a while and said, "Let's talk about this later, she doesn't always look for me recently." ”

Lin Yuan asked, "Is there really anything magical about this Wood Immortal?" ”

Guan'er said: "Of course, he knows a lot of immortal methods, for example, he can put a porcelain bowl on the table, and then cover the bowl with a transparent glass cover, and then use the immortal method to break the bowl. ”

Lin Yuan said with a smile: "This is just a trick trick, just by virtue of this, he dares to say that he is an immortal, it is really unashamed." ”

Guan'er said, "But how did he break the bowl?" ”

Lin Yuan said with a smile: "You think about it, from the time he got the bowl to the time the bowl was broken, what processes he went through, and what things were involved in these processes, you think about it one by one, the problem must be something in it." ”

Guan'er thought for a long time and said, "I can't think of it." ”

Lin Yuan smiled: "Think about it, where did he get his bowl from?" Was it the bowl he brought himself? If it's his own bowl, then the problem must be with the bowl. ”

Wan'er shook her head and said, "No, the bowl was brought by us from the imperial dining room, and the pattern is definitely not on the bowl." ”

Lin Yuan said: "Okay, since there is no problem with the bowl, let's think about the next steps, what did he do after he brought the bowl?" ”

Wan'er thought for a moment and said, "I didn't do anything, so he put the bowl on a table, and he called that table Sendai, and then covered it with a glass cover, and then he did it, and then the bowl broke." ”

Lin Yuan said: "That's right, there must be something wrong with his table." ”

Wan'er shook her head and said, "What's wrong with that table?" They all went to see it, it was an ordinary table, according to the wood fairy, that table was used by him since he was a child, because he became an immortal and attained the Tao, so that table also had mana. ”

Lin Yuan nodded and said, "That's right, there must be something wrong with that table, those concubines and maids have been in the deep palace for a long time, and they haven't been in contact with the outside world, where can they see the problem with that table?" Where does this wood fairy live? Do you know the truth? I want to check it out. ”

Guan'er said: "How do I know where he lives? Ask the butler's uncle, and he will know what he says. ”

The next day, Lin Yuan brought the housekeeper Liu San and asked, "Do you know that there is a wood immortal in the Dao?" ”

Liu San smiled: "Of course, this is a man of the year in the capital, and many people go to visit him, what's the matter?" Would you like to visit him too? ”

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "This person is just using magic, if it is a magic performance, it should be praised, but if you use magic as a guise to deceive people, you will be spurned, such people are not uncommon in all eras, that is, in the modern society where science and technology are very developed, there are many people who use magic as a guise to deceive people, and the interesting thing is that there are many people who are fooled." ”

Lin Yuan said with a smile: "Prepare a generous gift for me, I want to visit him, but I think this wood immortal is a liar, I will expose him." ”

Liu San hurriedly said: "My lord, this must not be done!" ”

Lin Yuan asked, "What's wrong with this?" ”

Liu San said: "My lord, do you think that no one can see that the wood immortal is swindling? There are a lot of tricks under this overpass, and they all know the fairy method of the wood fairy, but everyone doesn't say it, do you know what the road is for? ”

Lin Yuan asked, "Why don't they say anything?" ”

Liu San replied: "How many high-ranking officials and magnates in the capital have visited this wood immortal, I heard that even Lafayette in the Forbidden City is very trustworthy, you said that at this time, if someone stands up and says, this wood fairy is a liar, you have all been deceived, isn't this a slap in the face of those high-ranking officials and magnates?" Those high-ranking officials and magnates are all good-looking people, can they make people slap their faces? When the time comes, he will definitely find trouble with this person, so those who know the Tao will not dare to speak. ”

Lin Yuanha smiled and said, "Who am I!" I can still be afraid of them, it's okay, you hurry up and prepare a generous gift, and see how I expose him. ”

Liu San smiled and said: "My lord, you don't have to go in person, I will prepare a post for you and send it to their house, and then you go again, when you arrive, you have to let them clean the water and splash the street, the loess mat road, and open the middle door to welcome you in, or your status will be lowered!" ”

Lin Yuan nodded and said, "It's okay, then you can go and prepare." Liu San then went to prepare gifts and posts, and came back after a while, saying: "My lord, it's not good, this wood fairy seems to know that you are going to pick thorns, so he returned the post and said that he can't see you." ”

Lin Yuan asked, "What reason did he use not to see me?" ”

Liu San said: "The reason on the table is that he is in retreat and cultivating, but the little guy at the door is my distant nephew, and he told me that the Wood Immortal has not cultivated at all today, and he deliberately did not see you." ”

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "Could it be that this Wood Immortal knows that I will expose him, so he doesn't see me?" No, how does he know that I can expose him? Does he have the ability to be a prophet of the unknown? ”

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "I have to see his performance with my own eyes before I can expose him." So Lin Yuan asked, "Then didn't he have to perform the immortal method in public?" ”

Liu San smiled: "Yes, yes, but you can't go." ”

Lin Yuan smiled: "I'm the dignified governor of the three eastern provinces, why can't I go?" ”