The third time, Huang Xue's new outfit
On April 22, the sixth year of Emperor Xin, Xiao Ji should marry and travel, but not break ground.
Su Quanzhong got up as usual, he was in a good mood today, his little sister was recovering well, he had been practicing for a few days, and he always felt that he was making rapid progress, and he fought with his father yesterday and was praised by his father.
After drinking a bowl of Shimen's secret health medicine soup prepared last night, Su Quanzhong changed into a short coat and came to the front yard to start practicing.
First, he picked up a spear and practiced a set of basic rainbow guns. After playing a set of marksmanship, he felt his body warm up slightly, he put down the spear and began to practice the Black Tiger Boxing that he had just learned recently, this set of boxing techniques is a family martial art, but the requirements for internal strength are quite high, and his father only taught him two days ago.
A set of black tiger fists had not yet been finished, and suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, a thin figure sneaked into his room against the courtyard wall. Su Quanzhong's heart moved, his father Su Hu is a hereditary Marquis of Jizhou, could it be that there are still thieves who dare to enter the Su family?
He was so angry that he rushed into the house to take down the thief, but when he reached the door, he stopped again.
There are a lot of things in his house, many of which are given by his father, although they are not treasures, but they are also some precious. If you fight with a burglar in the house and hurt these objects, it will be worthless.
Thinking of this, he stopped outside the house, stood guard at the door, and waited for the thief to come out, and then took it down in one fell swoop.
He waited outside the house for half a pillar of incense, but the thief still didn't come out, and the sound of rummaging through the cabinets inside the house became louder and louder.
How can this be reasonable, this thief has to empty his house? It is really too greedy, you must know that just the red coral on the wooden frame in the house is enough for ordinary people to spend inexhaustible.
Thinking of this, he couldn't bear it anymore and walked into the house.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a thin figure rummaging through his wardrobe in the dark corner of the bedside wall in the room, and several pieces of clothing were thrown on the ground.
Su Quanzhong shouted: "Good thief!" and rushed towards the figure.
The figure was startled by him, stunned for a moment, and then threw the clothes he was holding at him.
Quan Zhong's kung fu was practiced in vain, his right fist was swung out, and the angry Jiao in the rainbow spear probed the sea, and the fist wind stirred, and all the clothes were stirred in his right hand.
Sensing that the man was about to flee from his left side when his vision was blocked, he listened to the sound, grabbed the thief with his left hand, and struck the thief with his right hand.
At this time, the thief was at the window, and his vision was restored, and when he could see the man's face clearly, his right fist suddenly could not be waved.
The thief who stole the clothes was Huang Xue.
At this time, she saw that it was difficult to escape, and she was about to receive an old punch from Su Quanzhong, so she suddenly closed her eyes in fright and screamed.
Fortunately, Su Quanzhong is skilled in martial arts and can be retracted freely, Huang Xue did not suffer that punch after all, otherwise with her small body, I am afraid that she would have to lie on the bed for ten days and half a month.
Quan Zhong let go of Huang Xue, looked at his sister who was squinting at him, and then looked at the clothes he was holding in his right hand, and said angrily and funny: "Little sister, what are you playing with?"
Embarrassment, absolute embarrassment of the century, it will be embarrassing for a man to be caught stealing a woman's clothes, not to mention that a woman is caught stealing a man's clothes, Huang Xue has lived for twenty-eight years in the strange modern era, and I have never heard of this kind of thing.
Therefore, at critical moments, people will always be in a hurry, and the embarrassment is so embarrassing that it is really impossible to explain, Huang Xue used a woman's all-purpose trick, flattened her mouth, squeezed out a few tears, and said sadly: "Brother, you murder me." With that, he hid his face and began to cry.
This kind of trick may be a little awkward for a twenty-eight-year-old woman to use, but a thirteen-year-old girl is really tried and tested repeatedly. After crying loudly, the embarrassing atmosphere had already been resolved a lot, and Huang Xue also took the opportunity to make up excuses to cover up.
The sky was not completely dawn yet, and there was such a big commotion in Su Quanzhong's house, which had already alarmed the people in the whole house, including the lord and his wife.
In the back hall of Su Mansion, Su Hu and Mrs. Su and Su Quanzhong all looked at Huang Xue with a playful expression, Su Quanzhong had already told the second elder the reason for the matter, Huang Xue's excuse had not been fully made up, so she could only continue to sob, and she could drag it out for a while, but she also knew in her heart that it wouldn't last long.
"Alright," Mrs. Su finally spoke, "Daji, tell me, what's going on, why did you steal Zhong'er's clothes?"
When Huang Xue heard this, she had to say: "Father, mother, brother, I'm sorry, in fact, I went to steal my brother's things because I wanted to....... Do you want to practice martial arts?"
Mrs. Su said curiously: "Good girl's family, why do you want to practice martial arts?"
Lies always get smoother and smoother, Huang Xue replied: "I was injured so much after a slight fall a while ago, I felt that my body was too weak, so I wanted to practice some martial arts, and I would save my father and mother from worrying about me in the future." ”
Mrs. Su muttered, "There is some truth to it. ”
Mrs. Su was easy to deal with, but Su Hu was not so easily led astray, at this time he spoke on the side: "What does practicing martial arts have to do with stealing your brother's clothes?"
Huang Xue had already typed the draft at this time, and said: "I didn't want to steal my brother's clothes, I just wanted to find my brother's martial arts secrets, but I didn't find them for half a day." ”
In this era, kung fu has always been passed down by word of mouth, so where did the martial arts cheats come from? But it doesn't matter, the important thing is that Su Hu believes it. He said: "Nonsense, your brother's kung fu is all passed down from the master, who did you hear that there are any martial arts secrets?"
Huang Xue lowered her eyebrows and said: "I heard that those who study medicine have cheats, like the Yellow Emperor's Neijing or something, so I thought that those who study martial arts will also have cheats." ”
Su Hu said: "If you want to learn martial arts, why don't you tell your brother that you want to steal the cheats yourself?"
Huang Xue said: "I was afraid that you and my brother would not allow it, so I wanted to learn secretly." ”
"Okay," Mrs. Su interrupted the question and answer between father and daughter, and interjected: "My daughter wants to learn some martial arts, what is the big deal if she has the ability." Zhong'er, from tomorrow onwards, you will teach your sister some kung fu to strengthen her body. ”
Su Quanzhong nodded yes, and Huang Xue hurriedly took the opportunity to interject: "Mother, I looked at my brother's clothes and felt that my clothes were not suitable for martial arts training, so it would be better for you to order a few clothes for me to wear for martial arts, and I want clothes for boys to wear, so it is better to practice martial arts." ”
Su Hu frowned again and said, "Nonsense, what kind of body does a girl wear in a boy's clothes?" Mrs. Su also frowned and did not agree.
Come on, it's all about this, I can't help but agree, otherwise this morning will not be in vain. Prepare to make a trick, wait for me to brew it, you two look at it, a big wave of tears is on the way......
So, Huang Xue met the tailor invited by her mother in the afternoon.
Five days later, Huang Xue finally put on the men's clothes she had just ordered. The fly in the ointment was that Su Quanzhong began to teach him martial arts that day. Su Quanzhong is a gentle and considerate brother on weekdays, but he didn't expect that once he became a master, he was also quite strict, and as a result, Huang Xue was weak after more than an hour. There's no way, I have to practice the kung fu I made with tears in my eyes.
At dinner, Mrs. Su asked Huang Xue if it was hard to practice martial arts, Huang Xue gritted her back molars and smiled: "No problem, mother, practicing martial arts is not only not hard, but also very interesting." ”
The first step, the disguise modification, is ready to be completed, although it costs a lot of money.......
The second step is to get money.
The failure of stealing clothes made Huang Xue realize that she had no talent for being a thief at all, and she was afraid that she would not be able to do such a thing as stealing money. Come to think of it, it's more realistic to use deception.
For this reason, Huang Xue pondered for three days and finally came up with a perfect plan.
On this day, Huang Xue found Su Hu and Mrs. Su early in the morning and said, "Father, mother, I have had the same strange dream for the past three days. ”
"Oh?" Su Hu was interested, and said with a smile: "Three days to have the same dream, you can tell it to listen." ”
Huang Xue recalled the lies that had been made up a long time ago, and felt that there were no loopholes, so she said: "I have dreamed of a woman for the past three days, she told me that I fell down before, and I couldn't wake up, but God had mercy and kindness, and let me wake up unharmed." I need to be grateful for God's grace and spread the good fortune, so let me give alms to the poor in the city, otherwise Heaven will take back the kindness and something will happen to me. ”
The second elder was shocked when he heard this. Mrs. Su said, "Daughter, is this true?"
Huang Xue nodded yes. Su Hu groaned, "What does the woman in your dream look like?"
.......
Daddy, why are your concerns so different?
"How old is that woman?"
"Look...... Anyway, he is not young, and he looks gentle and kind. Huang Xue was thinking about the statue of Nuwa, but she didn't dare to say it, for fear of being disrespectful to Nuwa Niangniang.
"What is that woman wearing?"
"Gorgeous clothes. ”
"Is it yellow?"
"yes. There seemed to be someone in his father's heart, and Huang Xue naturally followed him.
"Do you have anything in your hand?"
"It seems that there is, but I can't remember it clearly in my dreams. ”
"Is it holding a cane?"
"Yes, yes, it's a crutch. ”
"That's about fifty years old, isn't she?"
"Yes, yes, father, how do you know?"
Dad, that's good, you're right in whatever you say.
Su Hu patted his thigh: "Daughter, that's Lishan's mother." ”