Chapter 57: Unintentional Willow Insertion
"The little lady who eloped with Yang Er eloped with someone else again!"
It is impossible to know who exactly came from this explosive news, but it was probably not long after noon that the news began to spread in the workshop, and by the evening, everyone in the workshop knew about it.
Each broadcaster used their imagination to further process and polish the story to make it sound more beautiful, more moving, more gossipy, and more plausible. zuihou, it has been flawless, even if Yang Fan himself stood up and raised his arms and shouted: "My little lady did not elope with anyone!" "No one will believe it.
After the collective re-creation of the people, the current mainstream version of this story is like this:
The businesswoman who eloped with Yang Er was twenty-eight years old, with ice muscles and snow skin, delicate and beautiful, but unfortunately, water-based Yang Hua was affectionate but not affectionate.
At the beginning, she eloped with Yang Er, but she was just confused and confused, although Yang Er was handsome, but the family was very poor, the rich girl was dressed and fed on weekdays, the servants were like clouds, and she was used to being pampered, where could she stand such a hard time.
So, taking advantage of Yang Er's efforts to do things in the workshop, this businesswoman was bewitched by a merchant who walked the streets and alleys, and Zuihou packed up and eloped with the merchant.
Yang Er's family hasn't opened a gang in the past few days? It's because the merchant girl ran away with someone.
Yang Er weishenme hasn't been home all day and night these days, and few people in the workshop can see him during the day? That's because he went out looking for a wife.
After Xiao Qianyue lost her mother-in-law, she didn't dare to talk about it to her neighbors, and she was also cautious about looking for her mother-in-law, for fear that it would cause gossip and make people laugh. At this time, he puffed up his chest and looked for the mother-in-law he picked up with great fanfare.
There is a high top when the sky falls, he Xiao Lang is a lost woman, Yang Er is a woman ran away with others, this is the essential difference, what is there to be ashamed of? Unexpectedly, when he publicized the incident, it did not cause any criticism, and everyone's attention was attracted by Yang Fan's elopement.
Poor Yang Er was infatuated, but he ran into such a woman who was greedy for wealth and water-based Yang Hua, and he didn't know if he could get through this situation, in case he couldn't think about it, he didn't know what to do. What a wickedness! ”
The kind-hearted aunts and aunts gathered together, and as they spoke, they couldn't help but pull up their clothes and wipe the corners of their eyes, tearing tears of sympathy for him. Yang Fan's good popularity is vividly reflected at this time.
"Don't say it, don't say it, Yang Er is here! Don't let him hear me! ”
"Ah, his Aunt Liu, let's go to Nanshi with me tomorrow at noon."
"I said that Qiao Si's family, does Liu Yushi's family still recruit cooks?"
Several women hurriedly changed the subject, and when Yang Fan walked over, they got together again and whispered.
Yang Fan felt very weird, all the people he met along the way had very strange expressions. He felt that those who were gathered together and whispered must have something to do with him, but whenever he walked by, he pricked up his ears from afar, and what he heard was always something that had nothing to do with him.
"Ma Qiao, where did you die!"
Yang Fan began to be a little annoyed.
"Maqiao! Come over to me! ”
At the entrance of the alley of Noodle Piece's house, Yang Fan finally saw Ma Qiao, Yang Fan immediately rolled up his arms and sleeves to meet him, grabbed his collar, and gritted his teeth and said: "Ma Qiao, what are you talking about me outside again?" ”
Ma Qiao changed color and said: "Xiaofan, you have wronged me, can I spread this kind of thing outside?" What is the relationship between us, although the two of us are not compatriots, they are also good brothers in a pair of pants, can I talk nonsense about you outside? Who do you think of my Maqiao? You're ashamed, won't I look good on my face? ”…,
Yang Fan let go of his hand blankly and asked, "Slow down, slow down, you make it clear first, what is it about me?" ”
Ma Qiao smiled bitterly: "Xiaofan, we are one of the world, two brothers, you also hide it from me?" To be honest, when I first heard about it, I didn't believe it, every time I saw you, it was affectionate, how could she be so ruthless, just leave, but I just went to your house, she was really not there, I only knew that it was true.
Xiao Fan, a man, when this kind of thing happens, it is true that he can't raise his head, but you can't hide it. According to me, don't take this matter to heart, such a woman, it's good to go! If you really want to stay, sooner or later you have to do something sorry for you. I just ran to discuss with Xiao Ning......"
Yang Fan gradually understood, and his expression became a little strange: "Brother Qiao, what did you say...... Could it be Anu? ”
"That's right!"
"The people in the house...... Think she ran away? ”
"That's right!"
“……”
"Xiaofan, don't be sad. You are like this, I feel uncomfortable when I see it. I discussed with Xiao Ning just now, she has a cousin, she is just twelve years old this year, you see that you are only seventeen, you have to wait three years to get married, by then she is fifteen, you are twenty, just the right match. ”
“……”
"Aunt Liu said, bring the girl over another day, let the two of you meet first, if you think it is suitable, the woman's family agrees, and you will settle the family affairs first. If it doesn't work, it doesn't matter, the aunts and aunts in the workshop have said that as long as you see the right girl, you must bring it to you on a blind date first. ”
“……”
"Xiaofan, don't think about her, she left you and ran away, that's because she is not lucky. A man like you is hard to find with a lantern, and she has no eyes......"
Yang Fan took a deep breath and asked word by word, "Who told you that Anu ran away with someone?" ”
Ma Fan looked surprised and said, "She didn't run?" Is she still at home? You say this is, these people are really, how to chew their tongues! This is great, I will go and tell you at once, so that they don't ruin your lady's reputation!" ”
Yang Fan lowered his head suddenly, and his shoulders shook violently.
Ma Qiao hurriedly asked, "Xiaofan, what's wrong with you?" ”
Yang Fan lowered his head and endured it for a long time before he could resist the urge to burst into laughter, but his eyes were full of tears.
He slowly raised his head and said with tears in his eyes, "You're right, Anu...... It's ...... gone."
Ma Qiao looked at him, suddenly opened his arms, held him firmly in his arms, and said emotionally: "Brother! I know, you are bitter in your heart, cry if you want to cry! If you cry, you won't feel bad! Our men are affectionate and righteous, and there is no shame in crying! ”
Yang Fan...... Dumbfounding.
But he really didn't know how to say it, the sudden appearance of Tian Ainu was taken for granted by the neighbors as an elopement girl, and this reason has become the most acceptable and believing reason for the people, such as the departure of Ainu today, but also elopement to explain, which also saves a lot of tongues.
Therefore, Yang Fan "admitted" this matter.
In this way, Yang Fan has become the first tragic man in Xiuwenfang, he must cooperate with everyone, right? Besides, if it is nothing, it will also arouse suspicion.
So, this sad man changed into night clothes every night, sneaked into the military department to find the list of generals of the Longwu Army who were responsible for escorting the abolished prince Li Xian to Bazhou, and walked in the streets and alleys during the day, putting on a sad bitter gourd face, accepting people's kind reassurance.
Regardless of men, women, and children, everyone let him and coax him, even Su Fangzheng, who had always spoken roughly, and the bad handsome of Wuhoupu, who had always spoken loudly, rarely spoke slowly when they told him to do things.
The spread of gossip was due to curiosity, but this did not prevent them from expressing their kindness to Yang Fan. Yang Fan is also happy to use this reason to explain the reason for Tian Ainu's sudden appearance and departure, the only thing that annoys him is that he has been on a blind date more recently. …,
In order to avoid these senseless harassments, Yang Fan had no choice but to refuse on the grounds that Anu had just abandoned him and was in a bad mood, and declined the kindness of the aunts and ladies in the workshop one by one.
This time, the bitter man has been upgraded to an infatuated man, and the flattering eyes that were hotly thrown at him in the past are now full of tenderness, as if he only needs to hook his little finger, and the female bodhisattvas will give charity in the flesh, using their bodies and tenderness to soothe his wounded heart.
Such eyes are really more terrifying than flattering eyes, so that when Yang Fan walked through the small streets and alleys with a whistle stick, cleaning the canals, inspecting the alleys, and maintaining law and order, as long as he saw people, he lowered his head and hurriedly left, unwilling to talk to them more, and was naturally interpreted by people as "emotional wounds are difficult to heal, and they are sad." ”
The infatuated man has changed and has been upgraded to a love saint.
The kind and gossipy people of Xiuwenfang are wishful thinking and tireless in shaping the love saints in their hearts step by step.
However, it was precisely because of the intention to plant flowers and flowers that did not live, and the willows and willows were planted unintentionally, Yang Fan never thought that it was precisely because of this oolong incident that the whereabouts of the enemy he was looking for had a clue! P: The heroes of the three mountains and five mountains, every enemy of Yang Fan is about to be awarded, Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies, is Zhuang Zhou, Zhuang Zhou is a butterfly? Please draw your sword and cast your vote!