Chapter 2 Evil Deeds
Su Xia looked at the so-called proposal in his hand, not so much a proposal as a letter of request. The text is almost the same, and the content is nothing more than a call on all the shipwives of the entire town guard house to unite and overthrow the tyranny of the admiral, and the town guard house belongs to the ship lady.
Just crossed, Su Xia didn't have any consciousness as a commander, he could only cry and laugh, what is this?
Kotaku waited quietly for him to finish reading the proposal, and asked, "How is it?" β
"How's that?" Su Xia subconsciously asked.
Kotaku pursed his lips, paused and said, "Thoughts, let me ask you what you think, how do you feel after reading this proposal?" β
"I don't think much of it."
"Are you really not afraid of death?" Otaku grinds her teeth, "Orβ" she paused for three seconds, "You think it's a joke, and you're sure people won't hurt you?" β
Kotaku continued: "Do you believe that, the ship's mother will not hurt the Admiral no matter what, no, no. β
Su Xia clenched his fists, he wanted to knock on the head of the kid in front of him, who taught you such an annoying way of speaking?
"The murder case of the Qingshan Town Shoufu." Kotaku said suddenly.
"What?"
"The murder case of the Qingshan Town Guard. Don't you have a cell phone? You search for it. Kotaku said, "The admiral and the ship's mother are like parents and children, just like brothers and sisters, but it doesn't mean that the admiral does anything, the ship's mother can endure it without regrets." β
"Hurry up." Xiao Zhai shouted, "The murder case of the Qingshan Town Guard, hurry up and search it." β
The otaku was aggressive, Su Xia could only take out his mobile phone and start searching - why the mobile phone card in that world could also be used here, he always understood that it couldn't - this search found amazing news -
The Admiral of Qingshan Town, Anyang, died under the sword of the ship's mother.
The reporter learned from the Anyang gendarmerie on the evening of the 18th that at about 2:40 p.m. today, the commander of Qingshan Town, Anyang City, died under the knife of the ship's mother, and the suspect ship's mother finally walked out of the deep sea and surrendered herself after hiding in the deep sea for nearly 20 hours. At present, the suspect shipwreck has been detained by the Anyang Military Police, and the cause of the case is still under investigation.
"How's it going, now believe it?" Kotaku asked.
"Hmm." Su Xia responded, his expression was cloudy, thinking that the game he was playing at the beginning was a big deal for a few gigabytes of memory, except for the collection, there was really not much content, and of course there was no Admiral A series of bad operations caused the ship mother to resist. Even if you sink the ship, the most bad things you do is to reduce the ship's favorability.
When the game becomes a reality, no longer limited to a few gigabytes of content, is everything possible?
"I'll think about it...... The king regards the minister as a sibling, and the minister regards the king as the heart; The monarch regards the minister as a dog and a horse, and the minister regards the monarch as a countryman; The king regards his ministers as mustard, and the ministers regard him as an enemy. Kotaku said seriously.
She nodded self-righteously and said: "For children, there is only one parent in a lifetime, and for a ship mother, there is only one admiral in a lifetime, and only one admiral is recognized." But when the ship's mother is really sad and disappointed, who knows what to do, there are a thousand Hamlets in one person...... No, well, how should I say it? β
Kotaku thought about it for a while, only to know that she had used "a man has a thousand Hamlets" wrongly, and never thought of an appropriate idiom or proverb, and finally decided to forget it, she said loudly: "Anyway, Admiral, you are in trouble now, you know?" Someone is unhappy with what you've done and now wants to kill you. β
She reached out and wiped the knife on her neck, and with her tongue sticking out, she suddenly felt a little silly for what she was doing, and quickly straightened her face.
Su Xia probably understood what Xiao Zhai wanted to express, but what he cared more about at the moment - how could there be such a cute child in the world, wanting to hug and bite his face.
Kotaku didn't notice the "evil" thoughts that suddenly rose in the heart of the man in front of her, and she asked, "Now you know what situation you're in, right?" β
"Uh, uh, ah, what, yes, I see." The cute little Lori couldn't help but take a few more looks, and Su Xia reacted, turning her head to look at the endless sea in the distance under the suspicious gaze of the small house, the line of heaven and sea, "I know that I know, I don't understand what I did to be so hated." β
"Shameless." Kotaku said suddenly.
"What?"
"Shameless, I said you are shameless, don't you have any self-consciousness at all?" Kotaku said, "Didn't you read that proposal, and it wrote all the evil deeds you had done. Even if it doesn't say it in the proposal, don't you know what you've done? β
"I'm asking you." Kotaku said.
"Hmm." Su Xia responded.
"I remember when I first came to the town guard and said, 'Hello, sir.' Today, we want to fill Minato City with everyone's laughter. Sister Meow, let's work together. You promised me that it would be good, but you didn't do it at all. Kotaku nodded, "Yes, our town guard is very strong, and we only defeated the deep-sea flagship some time ago." But ah, the mighty town guard is not a warm harbor, and there is no laughter at all here. β
"We have two hundred ...... Three hundred? Four hundred, right? Xiao Zhai first stretched out two fingers, feeling that the number was a bit small, and then raised another finger, and then raised another finger, "There are almost four hundred people in our town guard mansion, right?" Commander, tell me, how many people are there, and you don't care if you bring her back to the town guard's mansion. β
"Previously it was Sister Kirov, and then Sister Bumblebee, and then ...... Vido, Vido, Vena, Venamoyinen. It took a lot of effort for Kotaku to think of that name, "In addition to them, there are so many people, you picked up other people's equipment and gave it to others, is it really good to do this?" β
"Wait, I know what you're trying to say, concentrate on big things, aren't you?" Obviously Su Xia didn't say anything, Xiao Zhai stretched out his hand to stop him from speaking, "The problem is that now that the town guard mansion has so much good equipment, their equipment has been eliminated, why don't you return their equipment to them." β
Xiao Zhai scratched his hair and said, "Sister Bumblebee is an old vegetable, and B25 is super powerful...... Ha, fish B25 to send bumblebee...... Anyway, the B25 can not be returned to Sister Bumblebee, and the B25 should be left to Sister Enterprise, Sister Lexington, or something, but why not return those equipment to Kirov and Venamoinen? β
"Also, how many people have you given rings? It's the Ring of the Oath. Kotaku said, "Anyone, have you fulfilled your responsibilities as a husband?" I know, everybody knows, that you give people rings just to make people like you more, so that you can work harder. β
In the game, a girl gets a ring, you can get a variety of improvements, the upper limit of friendship is changed from 100 to 200, and the friendship can increase combat effectiveness, as well as luck bonuses.
Kotaku took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Even the children's submarines and destroyers are not spared, it is really perverted, a big pervert." β
Regarding the wind comment, it must be explained, Su Xia said: "The so-called ring of vows is not a wedding ring, but a kind of recognition. β
Kotaku said: "It's all called the Ring of Oaths, isn't it a wedding ring?" If it's not a wedding ring, why do Sister Lexington, Sister Saratoga, and Sister King Kong wear their wedding dresses as soon as they get the ring? β
Most of the costumes in the game need to be purchased with krypton, and there are also a few costumes that must be obtained by giving away the Ring of Oath, and a few people in the otaku are just that. Speaking of which, for most people, that's a perk. But for some people, the price of the Ring of Oath is more expensive than a considerable part of the costume change, and that's the pit money.
"Part it's a wedding ring, part it's recognition." Su Xia asked, "Is it okay to understand it like that?" β
"No, you can't." Kotaku said, "Anyway, the Admiral is utilitarian, scumbag, and only knows how to take advantage of everyone." β
Hearing this, Su Xia had to explain again: "Yes, I admit that I did that, but ...... I will also give the ring out of love. Most typically, the Royal Oak is the capital ship, even if there is a ring, does she have any strength? And Strasbourg, Skyhawk, Hancock, Tiquederoga, Lyon......"
"Shh Xiao Zhai booed, "What love, it's better to say than to sing, you are a gluttonous person's body, you are cheap." And you mispronounced Ticonderoga's sister's name, Ticonderoga, not Ticonderoga. It's true, as an admiral, I don't even remember the name of my ship's wife, and I don't even remember the name of the wedding ship. β
Su Xia was silent, seeing that Xiao Zhai clasped his hands on his chest and sneered, and said, "Xiao Mansion also has a ring, right?" β
"Hmm......"
"I don't want the body of a small otaku, and I don't need a small otaku to attack." Su Xia said, "Why does Kotaku have a ring, because I like Kotaku." β
There are only three juvenile ships in the game, all of which are given away on Children's Day, and cannot be modified as a special juvenile ship setting. If it can't be transformed, the attributes will be a lot worse, and it is completely a good-looking vase. It's also the case, the game doesn't send the ship later, and instead sends the dress.
Except for a small number of ships, Su Xia is very fond of vertical painting. Most ships give rings in order to improve their combat effectiveness and facilitate activities, and of course, there are many ships that like both vertical painting and strength, and as for submarines, they are most concerned about reducing repair time.
In short, the otaku is a special child.,This child is very cute.,What do you want.γ
Hearing this, Kotaku's cute face flushed red for a moment, and she was shy.
Su Xia smiled, she likes to bully children the most.
Really, the Admiral is really, he knows that bullying people is hateful. After squirming and pinching for a while, Xiao Zhai recovered, changed the topic, and said: "Not only that, Admiral, you look at the fact that you have done so many bad things, do you think that as long as the ship does not sink, it will not be dung?" β
Kotaku folded his fingers and counted them one by one.
"I don't know how to care about everyone."
"As an admiral, you can show up once a week."
"In the past, expeditions and exercises were arranged, but now they are gone, and the town guard is going to grow grass."
"It only appeared for a few days when the deep-sea flagship appeared, and then disappeared all at once."
"Poor Sister St. George, who has been transformed into a beautiful one, is immediately arranged by the shameless Admiral to attack the dangerous seas. If she was injured, she didn't repair it, because the shameless Admiral wanted to see her wrapped in a bath towel and soak in the bathroom. β
Anyway, now, Su Xia understands that what she did when she played the game has become what she does now, just poking the screen of her mobile phone, and she has become a harassing ship mother here. He had the heart to explain, I don't want such a bad thing, I'm a good person, but I don't know how to speak.
After talking a lot, Kotaku said: "Listen, you know what you did now, why you are so hated, why there is a proposal posted, why someone wants to kill you and overthrow you." You, not for the admiral, evil deeds are difficult to write. β
Su Xia was speechless.
Kotaku asked, "What else can you say?" β
"Nope."
"And what are you going to do?" Kotaku said, "Are you really not afraid of death? β
"I'm afraid." After all, Su Xia actually didn't feel it, he felt that those things were far away from him, and after thinking about it, he was a little scared, and he was silent for a while and looked at the proposal again, "What should I do?" β
Xiao Zhai turned around, left his back to Su Xia, and said, "Then it depends on whether you want to treat the symptoms or the root cause?" β