Section 14: God on the Plateau
"Big brother, why are we dressed like this? I don't like those dirty herdsmen, you still let me go back to Chang'an, otherwise it's not bad to go to Yuezhou, I heard that Xiao Wu is going to marry Di Renjie, I want to go and see. “
"No, not now, it's because they want to get married, I don't allow you to cause trouble, now is a critical juncture in the development of our White Stone Palace, you can't go. Obediently be your goddess, white yarn is worn on you, how beautiful and beautiful it is, and whoever sees you will kowtow, isn't it good? “
"I think we're a lot of liars!"
"Who says we're a lot of liars? We were liars by nature, standing on the plateau and you look around, Songtsen Gampo is not a liar? Lu Dongzan is not a liar? Aren't the guru who can fly away from the world liar? Look at the bottom of the plateau, Li Er is handy, Yun Ye is like a fish in water, Daomen is full of oil, the Buddhists have deceived themselves into the Buddhas of ten thousand families, if our brothers and sisters don't deceive these herdsmen and heads, it will be too late to regret it.
Han Zhe is persuading his sister in the blue sky and white clouds, he is a smart person, he has been rummaging through those classics day and night in the academy, and finally came to the conclusion that this is a false world, a world where liars are rampant, the more he can deceive, the more alive and well, the bigger the cowhide that is blown out, the greater his rights, and the vast classics were finally summed up by Han Zhe into a golden deception.
A deceptive word is really all-encompassing, there are rights, wealth, beauties, troops and honors, no wonder this is the era of scammers, princes and princes will have a kind of Xiangning? I was born with great luck in heaven and earth, why can't I have a place in this heaven and earth?
The first person to worship the Han Zhe God King was Yun Ye, after listening to Han Zhe's lifelong wishes, he immediately poured himself three glasses of wine, and lay on the table with his hands and shouted "Han Zhe God King" three times in a row to show his respect. Wangcai also wanted to come over to worship the newly baked god king, but he was beaten away by a cold fruit.
Books are like this, some people can read the lamentation of generosity, some people can read the affection, some people can read the great wisdom, and some people can also read the great conspiracy. A madman like Han Zhe can read a big deception between the lines, and as far as Yun Ye knows, there is another person he can see between the lines that he eats people.
It doesn't matter if you read it, the worst thing is that this person has enough ability, wisdom, and perseverance to accomplish this, so when he said his ideals from the cold rut, Yun Ye clearly knew. Tubo is going to have another immortal with great powers.
The top luxury carriage produced by Yun's carriage factory is pulled by twelve snow-white horses all over the plateau, and the powerful wrestler carries a giant hammer to guard the side of the carriage, if anyone dares to question the correctness of the god king, the giant hammer of the wrestler will fly over and smash the sinner into meat sauce, if someone dares to show a little disrespect to the goddess, the giant hammer of the wrestler will also fly over.
The world loves beautiful things. Especially the beauties, everyone likes them, and Pang Spoon's bright colors are unparalleled. In addition, the past few years in the academy have been extremely comfortable, and the big eyes are excessive, so that people can know at a glance that they are not mortals.
There were more and more people following Han Zhe, and the long convoy was followed by the cavalry of more than a dozen tribes, Qumalai and Doma. The Sinoro Division, the Bomi Division, and the head of the headquarters personally led the samurai to accompany the god king and the goddess to preach in Tibet.
It's amazing, the leader of the Qumalai tribe is dying, and his feet are all rotten. It was the god king himself who sawed off the rotten leg for him, recited the scriptures to him, and asked for life-saving medicine from the god of the snow-capped mountains, so that he could come back to life, and the head man personally experienced the pain of hell, and the itching of his whole body made him want to peel off his skin, and as a result, the god king's potion pulled him back from hell and gave him a new life, such a favor, the head man used his life to repay.
The goddess is even more compassionate, dancing under the snow mountain and praying for the snow mountain to distribute the excess snow to the dry grassland, after a dance, the snow mountain god was moved, shook his body, let the snowflakes on his body fall one after another, and finally did not seem to grasp the degree, the result was too many snowflakes, forming a large avalanche, the snow mountain god wriggled when the huge sound, so that all the herdsmen are bowing and worshiping, this is a real miracle, not those who can only talk about miracles can be compared to the masters.
Other masters will only ask everyone for cattle and sheep after dancing the dance, the god king and the goddess will not, they will take out their own food and share it with everyone, the goddess tirelessly prays for the herdsmen, the god king and the warriors killed the demons of the North Mountain, drove away the wolves of the Shepherd Mountain, and brought back the head of the demon wolf king, the grassland under the snow-capped mountain has never been so peaceful as it is now.
Every Great Aspirant will have the opportunity to live in the White Stone Palace for three days, during which he will enjoy the most fragrant wine, the most delicious food, and sleep on a white jade bed covered with the warmest quilt, but he is still a mortal, and he still has the breath of mortals, and he cannot touch those lovely women who are extremely beautiful......
The mental anesthesia caused him to have countless hallucinations, and he galloped for three days in his most beautiful illusion, where he could fly freely, chasing the bighorn deer in the green meadows, opening his mouth under the fruit tree to let the sweet fruit fall into his mouth, and burying his head in the river flowing with honey to drink, where he was so free, the snow-white lamb crouched in his arms, and the winged Pegasus naughtily threw the flowers in his mouth on his head......
Three days passed in a hurry, and when I woke up, I was back on earth, with the fragrance of heaven still on my clothes, the sweetness of honey at the corners of my mouth, and the smell of wine splashed on heaven by my clothes was still so strong.
So, they cried and stretched out their arms to the blue sky to return to heaven, but they did not get any answer, they were like an orphan abandoned by heaven, in the most helpless time, the goddess rode a white yak and came over, softly comforted these poor orphans, and finally would take out a freshly picked peach from her bosom and give it to these lambs, and the taste of peaches was so familiar.
"Big brother, those peach trees transplanted by our family from the Yun family don't have many peaches this winter, but they are bigger than the Yun family, and they are sweeter than his family, can you not give them to those fools, we can eat them ourselves."
"If you want to eat peaches as you wish, our missionary cause has just begun, we have to do this kind of thing a few more times, it is a miracle to have peaches to eat in winter, and Yun Ye gave not much gunpowder, ask him to make the recipe and we will mix it ourselves, that guy won't say anything about death, and I won't use it to fight, I can't threaten Tang Guo, it's stingy."
"Big brother, Wu Mei wants to get married, what gift should we give? Although I hated her when I was in college. But she alone can be my opponent in the world, why does Di Renjie's fool like Wu Mei's vixen? I'm in better shape than that vixen. “
Pang Zhi'er straightened his chest, and suddenly felt a little deflated.
"Is what Yun Ye said true? Are we really going to be punished by heaven? Uncle Pang Zhun gave birth to a few stupid children not because he was already ugly, brother, didn't you find a beautiful woman to try to have a child? “
Han Zhe hesitated for a moment and said to Pang Jiao'er: "I met a very good woman in Lingzhou, although she is a singer in the Qinglou, but the person is not bad, we have been together for a while, now maybe it is about to be born, Uncle Pang will stay there, when the time comes, Uncle Pang will not let that woman see her child, will directly bring it back and hand it over to me, if the child is smart, everything we do will be meaningful, otherwise, what we do now will be cheaper to others." “
"Who will be cheaper?" Pang Ji'er asked strangely, she can only be a goddess for five years, and after five years, her brother will allow her to live the days she wants, and her brother will find another goddess, and the affairs of Baishi Palace have nothing to do with her from now on, and when she heard her brother say that these family businesses will become someone else's in the future, she is very curious, who will be so lucky.
"It's very likely that it's a fat man, a little fat man, as long as he worships me as a teacher, he will naturally be able to inherit this qiē, but people are likely to be unwilling, and his father has prejudices against us."
"The dates eaten for nothing are still too big, my brother is a masterpiece of a generation, not to mention both civil and military, or a famous teacher, Baishi Palace has been in existence since the mythological period, even if it is enough to collect the prince, you say, who is so ignorant?" Pang Qi'er hated the former Baishi Palace, but no matter what kind of storage the Baishi Palace was, it was also his own home, and he could not like it, if others looked down on him, this would touch his own scales.
"Yun Shou, Yun Ye's fat son, judging from his face, this kid is a rich and noble life statue, although our Baishi Palace has a long history, but the family background of the family is not bad, Yushan Academy has half of the family, which is recognized by even the emperor, not to mention that his family still has Bai Yujing, although he can't find it there yet, but with Yun Ye's wisdom, sooner or later he will crack the secret, and when the time comes, our family's Baishi Palace will really not be able to enter the eyes of others."
When Pang Qi'er heard that it was Yun Ye's son, he immediately jumped up from the soft chair, and said categorically: "No, I don't want to, Yun Ye is a cunning fox, I think the old guy is farting when he says anything else, but I don't think there's anything wrong with him saying that Yun Ye is a benevolent person, I have been in the academy for many years, and I can see it, this person is difficult to distinguish between good and evil, good and bad are not clear, his personality is ever-changing to the extreme, he can endure what people can't bear, and he can also endure great hardships and enjoy great blessings. Baishi Palace called Hanako and did not give it to the Yun family. (To be continued......)
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