"I'm Nima...... Soap? Grandpa Lu looked at the huge Gundam in front of him with some incredulity.

He couldn't get it wrong, it was soap.....

"Your little B goods are very deeply hidden...... "Soap's ridiculous voice continued to sound: "Where did you learn this cat's call?" It's more sticky than the second fat laborer when he wants to eat, but you ** cub still hides such skills! ”

As soon as such obscene ridicule sounded, Grandpa Lu instantly stopped doubting that this thing in front of him was soap!

"I rub ..... You this ..... It's really a heifer on a plane, it's awesome, how did I do it? Grandpa Lu curiously leaned over to the position of Gundam's eyeball, wanting to see if there was really a piece of soap sitting inside.

"Hey...... I didn't expect me to be so awesome....." Soap's voice was unprecedentedly triumphant: "At that time, the cannon flew over, you turtle grandson jumped very fast, and labor and management couldn't catch up with you, I thought I was going to take the dog one step ahead of you, but I didn't expect the flame to burn on my body without pain....."

"It doesn't hurt that you're screaming so ecstatically?" Grandpa Lu rolled his eyes and said, "Do you know how my conscience was tormented after hearing your screams?" ”

", you, run so neatly and have a tormented conscience, don't you scream when you are burned? You don't see how awesome the firepower is, I feel like it's blown down, and this mountain may be gone! ”

"Blow it, why don't you say it's a nuclear bomb?"

"Don't you believe I'm going to give you a shot now?"

"Xinxinxin....." Grandpa hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Soap is mighty, take the nuclear bomb with your bare hands, and those scum scum in the heavenly list are not worthy of carrying shoes for you!" ”

"Don't be weird, those guys on the Tianbang are really not at the same level .....as labor and management now," Soap said proudly: "You know the mecha of the rain girl without melon, right?" I'll tell you, if you compare it to this, you will be in tatters! ”

"Not that exaggerated, right?" Grandpa looked at the tall mecha suspiciously, although the shape was ..... It's true that he has to be handsome and mighty a few grades, but sometimes the mecha is not just about the shape, which has been demonstrated to him many times in anime and science fiction movies when he was a child.

Often those majestic latest mecha are scum, and those tattered mecha that are abandoned in the tattered corner and picked up by the protagonist by chance are all treasures that can defeat a hundred!

"I'll show you how ..... the function that labor and management just discovered," Soap smirked, and then slightly opened a huge mechanical palm to aim at the slime-covered forest from before.

I saw countless brilliant lasers shoot out in the next second, and under a round of strafing, the trees and grasses on the mountains and the rocks were constantly cut like tofu, and the entire forest was cut bare in an instant!

Looking at the lime sawdust in the sky, Grandpa suddenly gasped, this picture.... It's simply invincible, there are a bunch of tank corps in front of me, and I feel like they were all cut as tofu, so handsome!

"Awesome bro!!" Grandpa suddenly became excited.

"Hey, hey!!" Soap suddenly crossed his waist and laughed: "Li Bai Laoxian is right, I am born to be useful, labor and management are really not a simple piece of soap, you can rest assured that you will follow labor and management in the future, labor and management will lead you across the New Territories, God blocks and kills God, and Buddha kills Buddha!" ”

"This floats ....." Grandpa couldn't help but pout: "This looks like a trick, right?" You control such a thing that you think you can go to heaven? ”

"This guy is really not a trick...... Soap said quietly: "I read part of this guy's memory, is it a character?" ”

"Why can you read other people's memories?" This skill made Grandpa suddenly a little frightened.

"I don't know......" Soap said honestly, "I can not only read his memory, I seem to be able to replace him..."

As he spoke, the mecha slowly opened, and a thin blue figure walked out of the abdominal position of the mecha, looking like a miniature version of Bernier from a distance.....

"You..... Are you soap? Grandpa said with wide eyes.

"What do you say?" The blue figure glanced at Grandpa and said.

"I'm rubbing, what kind of form are you? Was the transformation successful? Grandpa Lu asked excitedly.

I knew that I would be able to transform after being roasted, and he would run a fart....

"Probably not ....." Soap shook his head, "I just absorbed something, and then it became like this....."

"Absorbed something? What is it? ”

Soap: "The original owner of this body ......"

Grandpa took a breath when he heard this, why is he so cruel? The ultimate opposite sex.....

The key is how to absorb it? Is it the kind that is eaten directly like the aliens?

When his mind was full of that kind of picture, Soap rolled his eyes and said, "Don't think about some mess, I'm not that disgusting....."

Grandpa: "How do you know what I'm thinking?" ”

"I don't know....." Soap frowned suspiciously: "It should be the ability of this body, it seems that if I get close to you, I can read some of your emotional thoughts a little, but I can't read your mind directly, but through the changes in your subtle emotions, I can calculate and analyze, and I can get some similar results..... You don't know, my current brain is no different from a supercomputer, and it can calculate a lot of problems in one second, and the thief is very powerful! ”

"I rub .... Isn't that what developers are? Grandpa was suddenly shocked, and said cautiously: "Is this the talent of this body?" ”

"I guess so....."

"And where is it if it wasn't eaten by you?"

"Inside, I'll take you inside to have a look....."

"Can I still go in?" Grandpa's eyes suddenly lit up, and he had an eager expression.

"It's quite big inside, and we have a lot of space for ......"

"I suddenly don't want to go in when you talk like that......"

......................

After entering the body, my grandfather looked around very curiously, the cabin structure inside the body was more advanced than he imagined.....

Inside the mecha, on an all-round seat, there is a body that is exactly the same as Soap's now, but it is much taller, and the sense of oppression emanating from the body is much stronger.....

"I rub .... Did you cut it in half? ”

"I didn't do it....." Soap shook his head, "That's how he was when I came......"

"Then how did you end up like this?" Grandpa Lu said curiously.

"I don't know very well....." Soap wondered, "I just wanted to kill him after infiltrating the mecha, and I was going to jump on his face and make him eat my poop and suffocate to death!" ”

Grandpa: "........."

"The main thing is that I don't have any way to attack, all I can think of is to seal his mouth and nose and suffocate him....."

Grandpa: "And then?" ”

Soap: "Then I felt a strong spiritual force attack, I wiped, it felt like a paper boat encountering a storm at sea, you don't know the helplessness I felt at that time, I thought I was going to be killed in seconds..... But as a result, he didn't make any further moves....."

"No next move?" Grandpa was stunned.

"Yes....." Soap also looked puzzled, always feeling that there was something in his body, stopped him from wanting to kill me, and then took the initiative to contact me, and as soon as I responded, I became like this.....

"I also gained some memories and abilities, and even the mecha can be controlled....."

"me, what are you capable of?" Grandpa was stunned when he heard this, and he felt so awesome.....

Just as I was about to ask again, suddenly a stiff electronic voice came from inside the mecha: Jessica, the leader of the X17 team, is asking you for a psychic link, do you need to open a high-power connection to accept the link?

"Huh?"

What the heck?