0409: [Let's see]
Lee has always been a man who is trusted to be loyal, and even if he really doesn't want to socialize with women, Durant is now his friend after all.
Li Zhen takes his friends very seriously.
Alas!
If I don't go to hell, who will?
Li Zhen said silently, and he walked over.
At this time, Scarlett Johansson was chatting with a corporate executive in a neat suit...... Or maybe a well-suited Wall Street elite is gushing Shakespeare's sonnets with Scarlett Johansson.
The Wall Street elite looks like the kind of white man who thinks he's very attractive.
He is indeed very good-looking, and he has a good conversation and demeanor.
He thinks he's going to get Scarlett's communication method tonight...... After all, the people who can walk into this hall are elites, aren't they?
However, at this very moment. An abrupt voice sounded: "Is it Ms. Scarlett Johansson, please?" My friend would love to get to know you. ”
It's abrupt, and it's more like an opening line at a high school sorority than a high-end upper-genre party, where the lowest-end opening line should be: Oh, it's a beautiful night tonight.
Just as Bob was about to loudly reprimand this third person who suddenly appeared to interrupt his poetry, Scarlett Johansson, who was next to him, actually let out a scream: Wow!
Then, Bob turned his head sideways to see a beautiful face. Suddenly made him lose confidence in his original confident appearance.
It seems that I can only win with knowledge.
He realized that this third party was menacing.
However, when he was about to show off his profound knowledge.
He heard Scarlett, who had always answered with cold words such as 'uh-huh, uh-huh', and so on, actually flattering the intruder in an excited tone: "Hey, Bruce. If I'm not mistaken, the friend you're talking about must be you, right? You want my phone number, you playboy is a really old-fashioned way to pick up a fight. Do you think of me as one of those actresses who have random scandals with you, I don't eat this. ”
Scarlett Johansson's tone was blaming.
But Bob was not optimistic at all.
He had studied micro-expression analysis, and he could see that Scarlett's body was subconsciously leaning towards the guy, and she even hooked her right foot back slightly.
This shows that the cold Hollywood actress is very interested in this guy.
The 'accusations' she spoke of were nothing but gentle sentiments.
"Sir, please give me three minutes, I still have some words to say to Ms. Scarlett......" Bob tried to cut off Scarlett's interest in Li Zhen.
However, Scarlett had already politely cut off his words: "Oh, dear Mr. Bob. I don't think I've had much interest in Shakespeare, and if you don't tell me, I don't even know he's also a screenwriter. However, I don't think I'll ever act in a movie script he wrote in my life, he's so tired... Hollywood doesn't need this kind of entangled love. ”
Forehead....
Bob was stunned.
He finally understood why people said that Hollywood was becoming less and less connotative, and that Hollywood movies were all industrially produced fast food movies. It's like this damn love is faster than fast McDonald's.
Li Zhen threw Bob an apologetic look, and then he invited Scarlett to go to the corner to talk in detail.
Scarlett didn't refuse at all.
Poor Bob is going crazy...... Why are the current female stars so superficial, that guy is indeed so handsome than me, but I am richer than him, I wear Armani custom, I am a senior partner of a Wall Street accounting firm... I still have a Shakespearean flair, I know everything about the European Renaissance, what will he do?
"Oh, Scarlett was lucky tonight......"
At this time, Bob actually heard the woman next to him whispering: "She actually got a personal invitation from Bruce." I really don't know what Bruce likes about her, is it because of her fame? Oh, hell. Are these show-up actresses really prettier than us? ”
Bob turned his head and looked at two gorgeously dressed but stumbling-looking women munching on the roots of their ears.
It's disgusting.
Bob thought darkly.
But he was still patient and went over and asked, "So, is that Bruce famous?" He's also a male star? ”
"You don't even know Bruce Lee? He's the New York Knicks' biggest star, he's a household name, he's got a lot of Internet company stocks, and he's the dream girl of all women. Everyone salivates over his muscles, and his mesmerizing appearance, if he lies on top of me, I don't want it to be dark in my life, and I have to turn on the lights when it's dark......"
Bruce Lee?
Bob suddenly remembered something... He helped with a $150 million mortgage for a major client last month, and that guy was Bruce Lee.
Oh! Oh, my God.
When he thought of that thick stack of asset proofs.
He immediately had the same thought: Scarlett is really lucky. Why didn't I just ask for Bruce's personal phone?
Wall Street's elite is so realistic, when he knew Li Zhen's identity, he immediately adjusted his posture. He felt that his jealousy was simply ridiculous...... On Wall Street, where everything is clearly priced, Bruce is the top of the pyramid, and such a person certainly has the highest right to mate.
"I don't think Bruce will lie on top of you even if the lights are off."
Bob turned around and complained about the woman.
He felt very happy, and it was great to be able to help top client Bruce Lee complain about the so-called admirers!
This is the ethics of professional managers!
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After Li Zhen called Scarlett Johansson to the couch here and sat down, he suddenly realized that he really didn't know what to say. And, why hasn't that guy Kevin Durant come back yet? Did he fall into the toilet?
As everyone knows, at this time, Kevin Durant is working hard to build himself in front of the mirror: Come on, Kevin, you can do it! You're the pride of Oak Mountain, you're the No. 1 high school kid in the nation, you're the record holder for the Longhorns, you're the best basketball player ever in the District of Columbia, and you're going to make a big career in the NBA...... You can talk and laugh with Scarlett. Go for it, Kevin! Come on!!
Durant repeated the line until everyone in the toilet said, "Okay, kid." I know you're already so good, I'll give you the pit right away, okay? ”
Durant hurried out of the toilet.
At this time, Scarlett Johansson was already there talking and laughing with Li Zhen.
Scarlett is quite good at telling jokes, and she told Li Zhen a story about 'eating too much sugar and her butt hurts'. Before speaking, he swore to tell Li Zhen: This is a romantic love story.
Li Zhen really believed it at the time, until she began to say: Once upon a time, there was a puppy and a kitten who were friends. The puppy said to the kitten one day, "Guess how many pieces of candy I have in my pocket?" The kitten said, "Did you guess for me?" The puppy nodded: "Well, I guessed both for you!" The kitten swallowed and said, "I guess five!" Then the puppy smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand and said, "I owe you three pieces." It's not a joke of low IQ, but, because I love you, I allow your little greed. ”
Speaking of which, Li Zhen really thinks this is a romantic love story.
Until Scarlett went on to say: The kitten excitedly ate these two pieces of candy with a lot of sleeping pills and passed out...... The next day, the puppy took three pieces of candy and gave it to the kitten and said, "Give back the three pieces that we owe you yesterday." The kitten said, "No, the butt hurts after eating too much sugar." ”
Forehead....
Li Zhen has a black line.
At this time, Scarlett suddenly took out a stick of candy: "Do you want to eat my candy?" ”
Li Zhen rolled his eyes at that time, but just saw Kevin Durant coming over, and he hurriedly beckoned: My friend is coming.
Durant, who was more than two meters tall, walked over shyly and timidly, and then sat down next to Li Zhen, looking quite embarrassed.
But Li Zhen relieved him: Do you want to eat sugar?
With that, he took Scarlett's candy and handed it to Kevin.
At that time, Scarlett's expression was a little excited. She seemed to want to take the lollipop back, but at this time Li Zhen was already there to play the role of matchmaker: "Oh, Ms. Scarlett. That's that friend of mine, he admires you so much. So, I invited you over. ”
"Hey, Kevin, you don't just eat candy. You show your adoration to Scarlett. ”
Li Zhen urged Kevin Durant.
Then, he stood up: "Let's talk, I'll go over there and bring some fruit first." ”
Li Zhen found a chance to leave.
As soon as he walked away like this, Scarlett Johansson was really stupid. She really thought that Li Zhen deliberately used that kind of talk to talk to herself, and she thought that Li Zhen was old-fashioned, so she deliberately told a story, and then used candy to trick him. I didn't expect to have such a friend.
Feed!
Don't eat this candy!!
As soon as Scarlett turned around, Durant had already tasted the girl's lollipop, and chewed it crunchy and squeaked it.
Scarlett had black lines, and she even reached out to cover her face.
Then, taking advantage of the sweetness, Kevin Durant began his straight man-style question: "Have you eaten?" ”
Aha?
"I grew up watching your movies!"
Aha??
"I knew your name when I was 8 years old. You're such an amazing actress. ”
Forehead....
"You know what? There are stills of "The Girl with a Pearl Earring" hanging on my bedside, you were so young and beautiful at that time. ”
Well?
"I can't like you anymore, I remember one of the shower scenes in the movie that I remember and I always think of those scenes every time I lie in the bath, it was so beautiful......"
As he spoke, Kevin Durant's face had an obsessive expression.
But he's too stumbling.
It's particularly obscene.
At that time, Scarlett couldn't take it anymore, and she stood up.
She felt that she was being teased by Li Zhen.
How did you arrange such a guy to play tricks on me?
At most, I just want you, a playboy who is a troublemaker in Hollywood, to have diarrhea, and you actually arranged a lewd man to entertain me?
Hum!
We'll see!!
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