035 No one knows English better than me

Kazuma has no idea about the small talk between two old men that happened in Kabukicho.

He still has one last class left.

Because there was an incident in the morning about the approach hope questionnaire, and the horse was ridden by Yoichi Yamada, he was very unhappy, so he listened to the lecture very carefully today.

Although he thinks that the exam in Japan is easier than the college entrance examination, the problem is that he didn't cross over at the end of his third year of high school.

He didn't cross until many years after the college entrance examination ended.

If you want to get into the University of Tokyo without reviewing at all, it's like a fool's dream.

Therefore, it is necessary to listen carefully to the lectures.

When I thought that I had just flattened the extreme boss, but now I was obediently a good student and listened carefully to the class and took notes, Kazuma felt very strange.

During the recess, the news that the crane tail of Class B of the third year was going to be admitted to the University of Tokyo spread throughout the third year, and even going to the toilet with horses would attract a lot of attention.

Yoichi Yamada, the initiator of everything, ran to the vicinity of Wama as soon as he arrived at recess, chatting loudly with his small group, and all he said was, "Oh, last time I took a mock test in a cram school, the deviation value was **, but even if this deviation value is very dangerous, it is very dangerous to go to the University of Tokyo, so I can only settle for the next best."

Etcetera.

There were a few times when Kazuma wanted to pick up the bamboo knife directly, so he called it out in the face of Yoichi Yamada.

However, he thought about it, since the other party laughed at him academically, he should beat the other party academically.

When the results came out, Kazuma had to wrap the test paper with a higher score than Yoichi Yamada on a bamboo knife, and then slap Yoichi Yamada's head hard.

So he put up with the horse.

Now Jido is still waiting, although I don't know how long I will wait and see, but there should be a relatively peaceful time, I have to take this opportunity to adapt to the rhythm of Japanese education - the time outside the classroom should be used to practice kendo, there is a high probability that there is not much time for learning, only to work hard in the classroom.

But if there is a chance to show a hand and combat the arrogance of Yoichi Shimoyamada, Wama is also very welcome.

He had never looked forward to an exam sooner than he was now.

The best is Math or English.

The Japanese history exam is also OK.,Hema is quite familiar with Japanese history.,Especially the history of the Warring States period.。

But don't come to the national language test.

The Japanese level of the horse is the same as that of the original owner, Kiryu and the horse, and it is the level of the tail of the crane of the whole class.

After all, I'm only a three-legged cat in Japanese all my life, and I know an Ernie sauce, a pair of pants, and it's gone.

But there is only one last class left today, and it looks like the plan to ride Yamada Yang with the results of the quiz today is about to come to naught.

After the bell rang, Kazuma looked out the window, wondering how many times he imagined the scene when the University of Tokyo was released.

University admissions in Japan are very different from those in China.

If you want to take the university entrance examination in Japan, you must first pass a thing similar to the high school graduation examination in January, called the national examination.

Only when you reach the cut-off score on this test can you be eligible to apply for the school you want to go to.

After registering, the real test is the real test, and then what awaits the candidates is the school that they apply for the exam and prepares for the exam in the examination room.

All public and national universities take exams on the same day, so theoretically the Japanese university entrance examination is a book of the same way, and if you go to the University of Tokyo, you will not be able to enter other national universities.

If you want to choose a second-class university like China, it is not impossible, but you can only choose the private one, and the state and public schools cannot theoretically be regarded as the bottom school.

And the tuition fees of private universities in Japan are really scary.

The Kiryu family may not even be able to afford the tuition of a national university, so they go to a private ...... That can only be sold by Chiyoko.

Although the series of troubles that the Kiryu family is experiencing now are all caused by Chiyoko, Kazuma has beaten her and made her deeply reflect on her mistakes. Yesterday, the two siblings fought side by side, and as a result, Chiyoko saved Kazuma's life yesterday.

So Kazuma didn't want anything bad to happen to such a nice sister at all.

The past is irretrievable, and it's time to think about how to get the best results in the current situation.

Sell the dojo, invest the money, and get into the University of Tokyo with your skills - this is the best solution at the moment.

After graduating from the University of Tokyo, Kazuma is a new powerful person with a lot of money, and he is a member of the previous wave.

In order to achieve this optimal solution, whether it is kendo or study, both hands must be grasped, and both hands must be hard.

Kazuma was secretly making up his mind here, and the English teacher entered the classroom.

When Kazuma saw the stack of things in the English teacher's hand, he immediately blossomed.

Take a quiz!

The English teacher put down the stack of papers in his hand and pushed his glasses: "Let's do a quiz, one class time." Chairman, come, send the rolls out. ”

The squad leader stood up, went to the podium, took the rolls, and began to distribute them.

And the horse is already gearing up.

In his last life, he was a senior business representative of a foreign trade company, okay? The daily work is to brag to foreigners and brag about the products of their own agents.

English is his ability to eat, and he counts on it for performance awards and year-end bonuses.

The rolls were quickly sent to Hema.

He glanced at him quickly and grinned.

At this time, he heard Yoichi Yamada muttering at the same table with him: "The tail of the crane smiled when he saw the scroll, didn't he give up because he couldn't do anything?" ”

"Can't you, I guess I just did a similar question?"

And the horse does not care about them, and the pen is hard to write.

Time passed quickly, and Kazuma filled in the last blank and looked up at the time: there were still more than ten minutes before class ended.

He Ma subconsciously planned to pick up the paper and hand it in and leave - whether in college or high school, He Ma likes to hand in the paper directly after doing it, because he is very strange, if he looks back after doing the paper, he will often change the right topic to the wrong one, it is better not to check.

Just as Kazuma was about to stand up and slap the roll on the podium and leave, he reacted.

This is Japan, and although you can submit your papers early, it will make teachers and classmates think that you have a problem.

So he and Ma decided to lie down on the table and take a nap.

Not long after he lay on the table, he was knocked on the head by the teacher with a textbook: "Kiryu-kun! Please take the exam seriously! ”

He Ma got up, looked at the teacher, and smiled: "I took it seriously, I finished writing." ”

The teacher frowned and glared at Kazuma, who responded to the teacher's gaze openly.

He picked up the test paper suspiciously and looked at it from the first question......

Then, Kazuma saw an entry appear on the English teacher's head: Daydreaming?

After Kazuma concentrated, the unfolded entry read: I must be in a dream.

- Damn, how scumbag the original owner is, look at the teacher who scares him, he doubts his life.

It took the English teacher less than a minute to read through the whole paperβ€”not that he read it quickly, but because the paper itself was very short.

Kazuma has become accustomed to the super-long scroll that can be folded in half several times in the previous life, and the words are still dense.

Japan's test paper is just a folio, and the characters are still big.

And the horse does it fast, and the teacher also sees it quickly.

The English teacher put the paper back in front of Kazuma, then turned her head to look at the girl's paper on the right hand side of Wama, the girl's position was theoretically the easiest for Wama to copy.

However, the girl hadn't finished writing yet, and it was obvious that Kazuma couldn't have copied her answers.

The English teacher turned her gaze to Hema again and asked seriously, "...... Went to tutoring during winter break? ”

He Ma was about to share the story he had just made up with the teacher to explain why he suddenly became violent, but the teacher shook his head to himself: "No, it is impossible for any cram school to let you have such a change." You ......"

Kazuma is now a little looking forward to what this teacher will think of his sudden rebirth of his English level.

But apparently, the teacher's brain is running out of memory.

"You...... Belch...... You did very well. "But in order to prove that you made this 100-point paper yourself, I want you to interpret what I said now." ”

Then the teacher muttered.

And the horse frowned.

He heard Yamada laugh loudly.

Probably the core of this class decided that he and Ma were going to look at each other.

And horses are also embarrassed.

He is very strong in English, especially in spoken English, and he is invincible. But the problem is, the Japanese spoken language is terrible.

Japanese English education is to use the phonetic transcription of Japanese to "localize" the pronunciation of English, and in this way to reduce the difficulty of learning English.

Anyone who has watched Jet Li's version of "Once Upon a Time" knows that there is a stalk called "Love Tiger Oil", which is actually the earthy reading of I-LOVE-YOU.

The Japanese English education system is equivalent to taking "love tiger oil" as the standard pronunciation.

The English teacher's knowledge of Japanese English, with the English level that can talk and laugh with foreigners in his life, is stunned that he doesn't understand more than half of it.

The only thing I understood was the last sentence, which seemed to say that a star shone on a boat......

Yoichi Yamada shouted: "Teacher, don't embarrass him, you read so fast, I can't understand it......"

The squad leader scolded: "Yamada! It's still in class, don't make a noise! ”

Kazuma glanced at the squad leader, and then he couldn't help but sigh, the squad leader is really a beautiful girl...... Wait a minute!

And the horse inspiration came.

After he saw the squad leader in the morning, he tried to recite poems to describe her beauty and see if he could get the buff status.

Reciting poetry?

The combination of the music and rhythm of the mystery that the teacher just read should not be an English poem, right?

Stars, shining on the boat? The pronunciation of the mystery in the back, shouldn't it mean a winter night?

You are like a lone star, whose light shines on a small boat, in the waves of a winter night.

This is Shelley's "To Wordsworth", the favorite of literary and artistic youths.

Don't look at the Wama who became a senior business representative, it looks vulgar and uneducated, but who hasn't pretended to be a literary youth a few times when he was young?

So he cleared his throat and recited the passage that the teacher had just memorized in standard American English.

In fact, he wanted to memorize the whole poem and pretend to be forced, but unfortunately, Kazuma would only recite the upper and lower sentences of the most famous sentence in the whole poem.

After reciting and looking at the state above the teacher's head, he found that the daydream entry was gone, replaced by "no place to be ashamed".

- Huh? Like, overdone? It's better to converge and give the teacher a step down......

He Ma thought so in his heart, but opened his mouth and said: "Teacher, your pronunciation is not good, I took a lot of effort to hear that it was Shelley's poem." ”