[6] Commentary on autism

"Okay, we saw the last hand of the SL team's side, and gave the new hero Soul Cleansing Holy Spear, Senua."

"But it doesn't matter anymore!" Commentator Dashan said: "Now everyone's focus should be on the assistance of the challenger, Yasuo, the hero, I don't think I have to say it, everyone knows too well." ”

Triumph said: "This is the whole life! But to be reasonable, I don't think there's any problem on the challenger's side, it's just when facing a professional team, in fact, a lot of things that play routines may not be easy to use. Because it's a professional team after all. It's better to choose the hero you're good at. ”

Dashan smiled: "That's what I said, but let's take a look, the change of this position, I think if the blind monk assists, Yasuo is on the list, and the iron man is in the jungle, in fact, it can also be." Or Ruiz is on the laner, Yasuo is in the mid laner, and Tetsuo is on the line, it's also okay if the iron man assists. ”

Triumph said: "It's a slap in the face, it's locked, it's Yasuo Auxiliary!" ”

"That's ......," the mountain shrugged, indicating that he would not come back.

The barrage is also the crazy rhythm of the gods of all walks of life.

"Orphan Yasuo, this game is definitely a torture and killing game!"

"It's a pity that the troll team can't see the expressions, they are all anonymous, and they are a little curious."

"It was originally an entertainment bureau, but I didn't expect it to be really entertaining. Yes, I'll hang up for a while. ”

"Damn, don't go if you hang up in front, you have to be shameless when you hang up in rank, I'll annoy people like you. If it's the one opposite me, when I didn't say it! ”

"It's on, oops, the official is doing things, and there are predictions for the winners. Just because of this happy man, I must also vote for ...... Pro Team! Garbage Yasuo! ”

"+1, garbage Yasuo, designer, please hurry up and delete the hero!"

At the same time, the most desirable designers in the world to delete Yasuo are actually a few of Yang Shenran's teammates.

The game began, and everyone came out of the blood spring, but except for Yang Shenran, who felt good about himself, the rest of his teammates listened helplessly.

Shangdan Fudan: "Okay, let me ask you, how are you playing Yasuo?" ”

Yang Shenran: "After all, people's evaluation standards are different, but as far as I'm concerned, I'm very happy!" ”

"My Nima ......" the jungler Zuan player really endured his temper and said, "Yes, just don't send it." Even if we lose, we have to have a beautiful posture, if we are abused, it will be too embarrassing! ”

The next road ADC squatted at home and could only say helplessly: "I regret it, I shouldn't have taken Lucian, I should have used Verus, thousands of miles away Q to make up for the army!" Auxiliary, you...... I'm crying, what about you? ”

Zhonglan is also helpless: "Wait for me Ruiz, if I get up, it should be fine." Well, I think. ”

Yang Shenran saw that everyone didn't trust him, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I will never send it!." ”

Before the words fell, a loud voice was heard from the summoner's canyon.

"First blood!"

There were several teammates wailing from inside the headphones: "Wow, wow, woo! Don't bring such! I'm so mentally broken! ”

Yang Shenran looked at his blackened screen, stunned, and said, "Alas? My screen seems to be broken. ”

The jungler Zaun player gritted his teeth: "Do you think you have a good sense of humor?" ”

Yang Shenran replied: "My person is only a little humorous, and the main thing is still very romantic. ”

"You report the coordinates to me, why do I want to fight you alone!"

Yang Shenran silently lowered the volume of his voice.

How so...... Alas!

"Brothers, don't blame me. I'm not at the first level to prevent the other party from rebelling, so I'm going to intervene! Yang Shenran said: "But I didn't expect Pan Sen to learn W skills at the first level!" Well, it seems to be W, I haven't played it since the revision. Anyway, it's under control. The auxiliary thief dish on the other side! It's really too vegetable, and it doesn't have a trigger and a weakness! I don't have anything to say about this kind of dish! ”

All four teammates were stunned!

"Why am I confused? How can you listen to your tone, as if you took a blood from the other side? Where do you come up with so many justified words! ”

"I didn't save our wild monsters. It's just the price of a human head, that's it! ”

Yang Shenran's righteousness made several people begin to doubt life. But now they can't take care of Spray Yang Shenran, because they have already begun to develop the line and have to concentrate on playing games.

Yang Shenran was resurrected again, and walked down the route alone. When Yang Shenran's Yasuo arrived online, the two people on the opposite side were already level two, and his own family's Lucian was also level two.

"Sacrifice the ego and complete everyone. You see I'm not online, and you have more experience than the other side. Yang Shenran said: "You must be the first three." ”

On the lower road, ADC squatted helplessly and said, "You have been promoted to Q, right?" The second level is the first to point to the W wind wall, and the opposite side is a little aggressive. Senua, the hero, is a bit difficult to solve, and Kasumi is going to have a barb, you be careful. ”

Yang Shenran cautiously hit a soldier, touched the effect of the auxiliary equipment, and then said helplessly: "I have assisted the shield of the holy relic." Alas, now the version is getting more and more pitiful, and it is a great weakening for me. The first Ancient Coins were automatically added as long as they were within a certain range. I just make money under the tower every time, and I don't have to move. ”

The family squatted and couldn't help but ask: "Then what should you do with ADC?" ”

"He's fighting with the two people on the other side!" Yang Shenran said confidently: "But then the ancient coins were changed to pick up the money by themselves, which was uncomfortable." Now it's even more over, the ancient coins are gone, how can I still mess up! ”

After squatting at home for a long time, he said helplessly: "So...... You came out of the Relic Shield and you think you're on the right track? ”

Yang Shenran asked, "Isn't that right?" ”

"Alas......" The family squatted helplessly: "You can use the steel shoulder pads, or the ghost scythe." Don't you know that the Relic Shield now doesn't increase attack power, but increases magic strength! Look at your attribute panel, a Yasuo has 5 points of magic strength, outrageous and outrageous! You just ask you if it's outrageous! ”

Yang Shenran was stunned for a moment, he really didn't look at the revised equipment in detail, but it didn't matter if he looked at it, what he said at home was right! In his own Yasuo data, he actually has 5 points of Faqiang. And these 5 points of magic strength are the effect given by the shield of the holy relics.

【Relic Shield】

+30 Health, +5 Ability Power, +2 Gold/10s.

Passive - Loot: When an allied hero is nearby, Basic Attack will execute creeps below 50% of max health * 30% for ranged heroes) and grant gold to the allied hero. (This effect gains a charge every 45 seconds.) Have up to 3 charges on it. )

Mission: Earning gold with this equipment will transform it into a unique initiative to place guards.

(Excessive creep kills will cause the creeps to give you less and less gold rewards.) )

You can only hold 1 gold income or jungler piece of equipment.

Yang Shenran: "......"

Of course, the most embarrassing thing now is that not only the squatting at home discovered this, but even when the director of the live video switched data, he also discovered this, and specially showed it.

The most painful thing is that it is actually the two commentators of Dashan and Triumph. The two commentators said that they were too difficult! Even if it's a one-sided crushing game, but the commentary still has to stand from the perspective of the public, no matter how many players there are, they have to forcibly blow a wave of "no loss", "big problem", "stable can win", "domestic light" and the like, but in this situation, how to round back the embarrassing topic?

Playing AP Yasuo? I'm a bad old man, I think you're here to add a stain to our commentary career!

After Yang Shenran collapsed the mentality of his teammates, he also made the commentary autistic......