When I woke up from the ice and heard that there were gods and dragons in this world, I thought it was a fantasy world.

But when I saw the huge mountain-like moving city walls and steam trains, oh, it turned out to be a fantasy variant of steampunk fantasy, and the steam-spewing floating airboat was not a clear example, tsk, there were mechas, this world was going crazy.

But when I couldn't find the magic and magic necessary for fantasy, and was ridiculed for "Are you funny, how can there be such an unscientific thing as magic in the real world", and the other party was still riding on the dragon, my mentality was a little broken.

I happened to encounter the human great sword saint hunting giant beast, the sword saint took the spirit blade knife, and beat the huge petrified wurm more than six meters long as a small lizard, and the inhuman performance was shocking, and by the way, I also brought the audience a flyer of his genre of martial arts, only to find out that this may be a high martial arts martial arts.

And soon I found out that every street in the streets and alleys of Shiqian City basically has martial arts halls, blade schools, and skill schools, as a Chong country, when it comes to martial arts and kung fu, I am not sleepy immediately, I am sixteen years old Tianlinggen traverser protagonist life, fantasy high martial arts and immortal cultivation can be.

What kind of work do you do if you have immortal cultivation and martial arts? With the savings from washing the dishes, he hurriedly ran to the martial arts hall endorsed by the Sword Saint to apprentice, but was told, "How old are you, you actually believe in the deceptive things of qigong and true qi, and you want to talk about science, children, the cult likes you simple stupid children." ”

Uh, I know, this is a test, the inheritance school must be sincere, so no matter what the other party says, I insisted on apprenticeship, but after studying for two months, I spent the savings on seventy-seven-eighty-eight, which was still the same swordsmanship routine that was no different on world TV before, I mustered up the courage to ask.

"Sword Qi? I'm angry with your sister, and the sword has no holes how to deflate, only you have a mouth before and after to deflate. If you ask such a stupid question again, don't say that it was sent by my flower sword. My fifth scar is not such a shameful apprentice. ”

"Poof, meridians and true qi? Isn't it exploding when the body is filled with gas, there are only nerves and organs in the human body, so what are the meridians? It's really airflowing, I think you're having stomach bloating and intestinal ventilation. Children, believe in modern medicine, flatulence to find a doctor. ”

"How can you leave your hands and not teach the real thing, then you can just report to the city hall, my license is gone. I've taught you all the three swords of the windward that I killed, and this is my unique killer skill. You can learn in two months, and you are already talented, so why are you not satisfied. ”

"Why can I send a sword-shaped blaster? This is my talent ability, and by the way, I haven't asked you what your ability is, but since you've joined our school, you probably have energy control as well. I also want to ask why you've been useless, is it that the ability is not ideal, it's okay, the ability doesn't give the sword skill to accompany you, we've all come here like this. ”

Well, all of a sudden, the ability turned, and the world art changed again.

was stunned by the martial arts master who obviously hadn't read for two years, one by one, he believed in science and medicine, read good books and read good books, don't take fantasy stories seriously, liars talk nonsense, call the police......... He also asked me what my ability was, and I only told the truth with a confused face.

"You don't have any powers? Ha, how is that possible, uh. You really don't, you don't have the initial spirit blade? It doesn't make sense, now elementary school students will go to get it. Didn't you go to register your ID card?,The city hall received the ability and welfare spirit blade.,So what else to practice.,You can't practice it without an ability to cooperate with the spirit blade.,Go get it.。 ”

Cool abilities and ultimate magic sword click-to-pick? Queued for delivery at City Hall? The original sixteen-year-old boy (self-proclaimed) looked confused and cool in line...... It's like a rabbit now.

Is this a sudden urban ability? Come on, if you come, you will be safe.

After receiving what I should take, after sorting out the situation, and also determining that I am an outlier in this era, I am afraid that I have been a weak person who is "powerless" for a long time, I did not hesitate to join the local administrative department.

With the accumulation of the previous civil service examination and college entrance examination, I read the reference book a little, easily passed the selection examination, and became a glorious civilian temporary worker...... After all, it's safe!

Whether it's a martial arts novel or a fantasy novel, no hero or knight dares to casually kill the errand boy of the official mansion!

Maybe it's the accumulation of two lifetimes, or maybe it's really my talent, this temporary worker and errand boy is really getting smoother and smoother, making some friends, doing some practical things, and getting promoted (Wu Sanjun: Dry, the juniors of the two phases of tomorrow and tomorrow will actually climb above me, and they still have the face to say that they will be promoted a little? Life also seems to gradually return to a peaceful daily life.

Dealing with official documents and office politics every day is nothing more than dispatching professionals to deal with professional matters, or looking for professionals for trouble, since it is dealing with people, even if there is an urban ability that is a variant of workplace dramas, it is not all these things, and it is no different.

It wasn't until an unexpected incident two years ago that I knew that the world was not peaceful at all, and it was a bit ridiculous to sit in a circle and watch the sky and think it was the whole world.

Resign, say goodbye, leave, all in one go.

The world is so big, life is so short, I want to go out and walk...... Ahem, I just found what I wanted to do.

Then, when the salary was cut off, the rent, food, and water and electricity bills were realistically ...... Well, let's fill my stomach first, and then talk about my ideals and life goals.

Looking back, whether it is working overtime day and night, or practicing every day and night, it is not an interesting and novel story, but my life, which is the reality of my life.

In the past, it was not only a bit naïve and ridiculous to label the world based on subjective impressions, but even a little arrogant.

I'm not going to do this stupid thing again.

Now that I can face all the changes peacefully, I smile very calmly when I look at the Wu Sanjun who is waving to me under the tree.

“....... Although I think it's redundant, according to the implementation manual, if the rabbit hides the brainwashing ability, the code must be correct...... Garbage Tun Changtun Garbage. ”

"Hey, this is another spy drama? This other world is really good at playing. Uh, I think about it....... Dogs, eggs, orcs, eggs? Hell, who wrote this code, it's so uncivilized. ”

It's not a loss to the code manual of the White Dew Zone, in which the malice and dissatisfaction with a certain boss overflow.

Hearing this, Wu Sanjun smiled maliciously, revealing his shark teeth with a smile.

"I heard that it was a couplet posted by the district government secretariat to a tun chief's office during the Chinese New Year three years ago, who wrote it, do you know? You should know it well. ”

"I....... Uh, it's definitely Xiao Liu. Well, that's him, he's said many times he's trying to kill the orc whose head has muscles. ”

That's right, all the people who deal with the "orcs" in the Secretariat have said that they want to kill him!

By the way, I remember that in order to remind him to pay attention to indoor hygiene, he cleaned in the morning and evening, and the horizontal batch seemed to be ....... One house, two governance (wisdom)! Old yin and yang people!