Chapter Ninety-Four: I Restore Urban Legends in the Elven World
The next day, early in the morning. Baidu, more good free reading.
"It is said that the rock sugar gourd is sour~ it is wrapped in sweetness in the acid~"
The sound of selling sugar gourds outside the window did not wake Li He, but several pieces of system information made Li He sober up instantly.
"Use an anesthetic gun to hit the crack girl, how can you blame Ke Xue?"
Li He complained.
After washing, Li He saw ......
"Yo-yo (oo)!"
In front of the laptop screen, with his tail wrapped in charcoal, the six tails are full of interest in learning the magic knife slash.
"After a while, you can go to the training ground to collect the data of the six tails, and then enter it into the "Elf Virtual Battle"......"
Li He felt that it was time to open a trumpet and take advantage of the popularity of Station B and the Qindu Youth Cup champion to make some money.
It is said that the money for a chafan advertisement at station B is generally 1% of the number of fans?
The advertising fee of the 100,000 fans up master is 1,000 yuan?
Thinking about the number of fans of "The Emperor of the Sad Wind" and the advertisers who came in private messages, Li He felt that he had lost 100 million pocket money.
Calm down, the "Emperor of the Sad Wind" is not easy to sell, and he has lost his identity, but I, Li He, the champion of the Qindu Youth Cup can be sold!
Shop around!
Smack.
patted Li He's shoulder with his tongue, and the ghost smiled:
"Goussss
Ghost: Look at Ben's new subordinates.
"Click!"
Holding a large pair of scissors, wearing a mask, and wearing a black JK suit, the rip girl stood quietly beside the ghost.
"How does it feel so real?"
Li He was shocked.
Walking up to Li He, the rift woman paused for a few seconds, as if to say something more.
Immediately afterwards, she pulled down the mask on her mouth, and the woman with the crack showed her standard bloody mouth at Li He, as if she wanted to say something more. Baidu, more good free reading.
Li He: "......"
It's embarrassing.
The ghosts can't even speak, and how can a rift woman who is essentially just a phantom make a sound.
Sighing, Li He glanced at the ripper girl with a compassionate gaze:
"Old girl, the virus has been raging outside recently, your mouth ulcers are too serious, and you are more likely to be infected, so you must wear a mask."
After speaking, Li He kindly helped the rift girl put on the mask:
"Yes, you're much more real than Sadako, Gaco, and Toshio, but you have a little less BGM, plus you can't speak."
A little reluctant, Li He touched the head of the ripper girl again:
(′w)(._.`)
After kissing the beautiful big eyes of the rift girl again, Li He walked out of the door in a dashing manner, leaving only one sentence:
"I'll go out for a while, you guys take care of your home."
"Slip~" concentrated on studying the divine knife slash, and the six tails responded absentmindedly.
As a mastery of sword techniques, the profundity of the divine sword slash is not inferior to that of Dugu Jiujian.
The divine sword slash and the Dugu Nine Swords are contrasted with each other, and the six tails are simply fascinated:
(′w`)
After a long silence, the ghost and the rift girl glanced at each other:
▄██●,○- ̄-_
Rubbing his chin with his tongue, the ghost fell into deep thought:
“(′-﹏-`; Gou hissed ......"
What went wrong?
Is the rift girl not scary enough, or Li He's nerves are too thick.
The spirituality that was conceived from the scissors of the Rip Girl, the spirituality of the Rift Girl was no worse than that of Sadako.
Touching the kissed left eye, the rift woman squatted in the corner, not knowing what she was thinking.
After a moment of reflection, the ghost asked the six tails to search for urban legends about the Rip Girl.
In this world, the urban legend of the Rift Girl began in the Dongying District of the Blue Star Alliance, and now it has spread to the whole world.
Like most urban legends, the urban legends of the Rift Girl belong to the kind that is widely spread, but there is no evidence.
Even, in the latest urban legend decryption program, a certain professor guest said that the body of the rift girl is actually a kind of elf......
- Big Mouth Baby!
After looking through some video clips of the classic Rip Girl's movies, the ghost was thoughtful.
Thinking of Li He's words before leaving, the ghost realized:
⊙⊙!
I see, it's missing BGM and lines.
Look at the Midnight Bell, Curse, and Rip Girl's movies, when Sadako, Ga Coconut, and Rip Girl appear, they are all accompanied by BGM......
Especially the rip girl, there are also standard lines.
Losing BGM is like losing your soul.
Here comes the question, BGM, how to get the lines......
Thinking of this, the ghost saw Li He's mobile phone.
"Goussss
……
At eight o'clock in the evening, in the park next to the hotel.
In the dead of night, the wind is bleak and the moon is full.
"Whew-"
The catty dogs in the nearby neighborhood practiced their treble as usual.
"Brother, let's go back."
"Go back? No matter whose ghost spirit beats my Nidolan, I have to get back to the field! Otherwise, how will I get mixed up in medical school in the future? ”
Ji Zhiang, the elder brother of the little boy who was scared to cry, and Ji Caichen, the trainer of Nidolan, said domineeringly:
"Keep waiting, I don't believe it, the dog has changed to eat Jinkela, and the ghost attribute elf can still hold back and not be scary?!"
The little boy was humble and helpless, so he could only hide beside Ji Caichen's legs.
"What about ......"
The last time he was beaten out of the psychological shadow, Nidolan looked around cautiously.
"Whew!"
A cold wind struck, snow fell in the wind, and two ghosts suddenly appeared on the lawn.
Listening to the strange music that sounded inexplicably, the little boy was so frightened that goosebumps rose: "Brother, brother, ......"
Holding a steel hammer and smashing it over, Ji Caichen said disdainfully:
"What are you afraid of, it's definitely a phantom."
Seeing that the steel hammer had smashed through the two ghosts, the little boy suddenly realized that he didn't seem to be so scared.
Two ghosts, Jia Coconut and Junxiong glanced at each other, and slowly walked towards Ji Caichen.
Meanwhile......
With her own standard scary routine, Sadako slowly crawled towards Ji Caichen from the lawn.
In the process, a clear water mark was also left on the blade of grass, Sadako:
(; ′Д`)
Seeing the water marks, Ji Caichen chuckled in his heart.
After thinking about it, Ji Caichen guessed that this might be some kind of ice attribute move camouflage.
Seeing Sadako approaching, he took a deep breath, and Ji Caichen said domineeringly:
"Nothing else?"
That's when ......
The strange music nearby suddenly stopped, and Ji Caichen, the child, and Ni Dolan heard an elegant, tactful, and magnetic female voice at the same time:
"Am I beautiful?"
The voice came from behind him.
With a sudden burst in his heart, Ji Caichen slowly turned around and widened his eyes:
"Rip Girl?!"
Holding the scissors, the rift girl stood in front of Ji Caichen, close to him.
"o(′益')o" knew the legend of the rift girl, and the little boy "benefited".
The whole body tensed, and Nidoran felt a great terror from the body of the Rift Girl.
His limbs were weak and his pupils dilated, and Nidolan's spirit was hit hard by the Hundred Ghost Reincarnation moves.
Seeing it, you have to endure continuous mental damage, and the domineering of Hyakki's reincarnation move can be seen.
The Evil God, Unseepable, Cthulhu, and the King of the Hundred Ghosts, is being cultivated.
Take a deep breath, Ji Caichen is from medical school after all, and he is bold:
" that's it!?"
It's just a phantom, and what can it do!
Lao Tzu, I not only scare you, but also dare to snatch your scissors...... Scissors......
Reaching out to the scissors, Ji Caichen touched the touch of the real thing... Silence!
Suffocated!
The body stiffened!
SAN value is plummeting!
Silently unmasked her mask, revealing a cruel female face, the rip woman laughed, her mouth grinning to the base of her ear, and issued a standard death question:
"In this way, am I still beautiful?"
Poked the scissors in Ji Caichen's face, and slapped Ji Caichen's face with scissors, and asked gloomily:
"("Dish")ノ)'-")Am I beautiful? ”
(Ji Caichen: ○- ̄-_......
Little boy: I've met a real ghost, brother, you know how to kneel......
Nidoran: The scissors poked you in the face, and you knew you were going to kneel...... )
Later, according to Aunt Wang, who walked the dog, praised:
"Who said that now college students don't go out of the door, they just order takeout all day long, and they gasp into a big buffalo on the sixth floor? It's! ”
"Call takeout, isn't that the school closed recently due to the epidemic, and people are not allowed to order takeout because the canteen is unpalatable?"
"What kind of physical fitness has deteriorated, look at Xiao Ji from other people's medical school, running late at night, like a wolf, even rolling and crawling, running out of devilish steps, even Nidolan can only follow Xiao Ji behind him and eat exhaust."
According to the uncle who never had a date with Aunt Wang, but just wanted to admire the moon, said:
"My dear, that person, he is running faster than Nidolan!"
On the unmanned lawn, a figure appeared, and clicked on the recorder bought by Li He with his tongue, and the ghost released a sentence:
“<)。 (> That's it?!) ”
(Li He: Let me use a voice changer to dub the voice, isn't this a strong man\uff09.)
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