One of the hardest things in the world is selling combs to monks.

Of course, the second most difficult thing is probably to let the monk grow hair?

After all - hair grows so slowly.

"How can I make it relieved, no, Dragon Boat Festival, how can I make Dragon Boat Festival grow hair?" Xue Ling asked curiously.

No matter how strong the martial arts are, there is no way for a monk to grow green silk overnight.

"Can't guess, right?" He Ping asked quietly.

Xue Ling shook his head: "I really can't guess." ”

No matter how strong the hair growth secret recipe is, it can't be stronger to this extent.

He Ping looked at Fang Bei, and then said, "If I heard it correctly just now, did you promise Kong Wu that you would take good care of this Dragon Boat Festival friend?" ”

Why do you have to look at the square? Xue Ling couldn't guess, but Xue Ling still nodded honestly: "Yes, I promised." ”

And it's still a brother and sister.

"That's easy to say." He Ping smiled sideways: "Come, have a cup of tea." ”

Xue Ling was a little scared.

But she stepped forward anyway, picked up a cup of hot tea, tasted it and put it into her stomach.

He Ping's skills in making tea are also very good, which surprised Xue Ling.

"Half of your hair." Just as Xue Ling was drinking tea, He Ping said lightly.

The teacup in Xue Ling's hand instantly came out of his hand, and just as it was about to fall to the ground and fall apart, Fang Bei stretched out one foot to catch the teacup, and then lifted it lightly, and the teacup flew back to the table lightly.

The boy's voice smacked of schadenfreude: "Look, I said it was troublesome, didn't I? ”

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Turning relief into the Dragon Boat Festival, of course, is not something that can be solved by simply putting on a wig.

Even if the manufacturer of the wig has been designated to Xue Ling.

Yes, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle cannot be messed up.

Although Xue Ling is not the ultimate long hair control, her hair has been kept for seventeen years, but she has never been cut.

How can I say that it is also a handful of green silk, Xue Ling never dreamed that his hair would one day be given to a monk.

Yes, since I met Fang Bei, there have been too many things that I never dreamed of.

"Hey, life is like a box of chocolates." Fang Bei sighed leisurely on the side:

"You never know what the next one will taste like."

"What is chocolate?" Xue Ling was actually already in grief and indignation, but what did he say?

The X I made an appointment with tears also had to ......

After all, it is Xue Ling's next task, and in all fairness, compared to throwing out the Dragon Boat Festival with relief, no, then it is quite competitive to donate half of his hair to transform the Dragon Boat Festival into a normal teenager?

Xue Ling thought seriously.

After all, life has been so difficult that I can only accept him.

"Chocolate is a delicious sugar." Fang Bei said lightly: "If you have the chance, I will take you to eat a little and taste it."

"Anyway." Fang Bei looked at He Ping: "It's not enough to have hair. ”

"What do you mean that hair isn't enough?" Xue Ling went crazy.

So what is enough? I've made such a big sacrifice.

"Yes, hair alone is not enough." He Ping said: "We can't confirm what state the Dragon Boat Festival wakes up in for the time being, but let's calculate it according to the worst state. ”

"He was poisoned, and he was hit head-on by the Black Sky Demon Gong's full force, he was originally certain to die, but he got the relics and reshaped his body, but just like Kongwu said, his memory and divine consciousness will be hit hard, and it is difficult to say what state he wakes up."

"In short, we have to let him try to believe that he is the Dragon Boat Festival."

"Anyway, it's like a gourd baby, right?" Fang Bei said thoughtfully.

"Hulu baby?" Xue Ling looked at Fang Bei.

"Yes, gourd baby, gourd seven brothers, there is a seven baby, very powerful, before he was born, he was taken away by the scorpion spirit snake spirit, and then soaked in the black water to let it recognize himself as his father and mother, and help beat his brother." Fang Bei explained seriously.

Xue Ling didn't seem to understand.

But it doesn't feel like a good metaphor.

"In short, after waking up from the Dragon Boat Festival, we have to transform him in all aspects." Fang Bei decisively ended the topic of the gourd baby and the seven babies, "For example, clothing, diet, and eating habits, and even their own speech, including the martial arts they practiced. ”

Fang Bei patted Xue Ling's shoulder heavily: "Little Sister Snake Spirit, all these difficult tasks will be handed over to you." ”

Xue Ling suddenly wondered why she wanted to bring her back.

Isn't Kongwu afraid of being relieved and escaping into the devil's path?

So isn't Shi Ran now escaping into the devil's path?

And it seems that he is about to become this promoter.

Although Xue Ling understands the truth, he can't let people know that he is here, and if he knows, he will be in trouble, so he has to disguise.

But isn't it too humiliating?

"For example?" Xue Ling looked at Fang Bei, his tone a little pitiful.

"For example, Buddhism has eight precepts?" Fang Bei looked at Xue Ling, and recited it the same as Guankou: "One precept is to kill, two is to steal, three is to be fornicated, four is to lie, five is to drink, six is to be fragrant, seven is to sit and lie on a high bed, and eight is to eat out of time." ”

"You see, if you quit killing, the chickens, ducks and geese in our store every day are handed over to the Dragon Boat Festival to kill, quit stealing, and usually have nothing to teach the Dragon Boat Festival to go out and steal two wallets and come back. Quit adultery, the Dragon Boat Festival is still young, you don't have to dedicate yourself, quit lying and talking, well, anyway, there are no mortals cultivating immortals now, he can't see it, quit drinking, try to train him to be an alcoholic, quit Xianghua, give him the best clothes in the store to wear, quit sitting on a tall and wide bed, we will give him a big high bed, quit eating out of time, then just don't eat on time every day. ”

"Anyway, the eight precepts of Buddhism are broken, so we will get a perfect Dragon Boat Festival." Fang Don't say such a long sentence in one breath, almost without panting.

and being so fluent in his back made Xue Ling breathtaking.

In addition, Fang Bei must be a demon, this must be a demon!

Why would Kong Wu think of entrusting Relief to a demon like Fang Bei?

"By the way, Buddhism Bajie didn't say that meat and meat are eaten, but we also give the Dragon Boat Festival a whole day, after all, you can grow up by eating more meat, and now the Dragon Boat Festival is such a small one, it must be that the nutrition has not kept up." Fang Bei continued.

Xue Ling was about to cry when she heard this.

"This ......"

Don't be so cruel.

"Isn't it troublesome?" Fang Bei looked at Xue Ling and smiled.

Xue Ling nodded more ugly than crying.

Fang Bei patted Xue Ling's shoulder: "None of the above." ”

The teenager smiled.

His expression finally straightened: "In short, our task is to make the Dragon Boat Festival no longer look like a little monk, so that others will not associate him with Relief." ”

"As long as that's the case, it's a kind of protection."

"This task is up to you."

Xue Ling's tears flowed down in an instant, and she nodded with tears and laughter.

"In short, you carry the Dragon Boat Festival to the guest room first." Fang Bei said.

Xue Ling nodded, turned around and walked out the door.

"That's right." Don't stop her.

Xue Ling turned around.

"Then wait in the room."

"I'll cut your hair in a moment."

The girl's tears flowed down.