Everyone was now in the huge forest clearing away from the courtyard, each on their side.

If you compete in the courtyard, I'm afraid you'll tear down your home, these Erha are experts......

After tidying up his clothes, Sanji stepped forward, pointed at Absalom in front of him, and shouted at him, "Yes, it's you, don't look at the others, bastard beast"

Absalom was a little confused about the chef, who had always been hostile to him, and he couldn't think of any place to make a feud with him, who didn't know him.

"This little brother, do we know each other? You seem to have a problem with me."

"Be confident, get rid of it, our hatred is as deep as the sea, the kind that the water of the four seas can't wash away, transparent bastards"

"You've been looking at Nami and Robin, blaspheming my goddess with your dirty eyes, right, bastard, I can get it, you erotic beast"

Sanji pointed two fingers of his right hand at Absalom's eyes, and angrily accused,

"Even I didn't dare to stare so blatantly, and you, you are simply 'looking at the traitor', unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable"

"Huh?" , Absalom was a little confused, and looked sideways at the two women in the Straw Hats, "Although you say so, I did it, but 'look at rape' or something, is this sin too much, you curly-haired baboon?"

"Well, it's not too much, angels like Nami and Robin are the only ones in the world, and it should be an honor for you to see them," Sanji said proudly.

Absalom touched his chin and replied thoughtfully, "Indeed, the two of them are really stunningly beautiful, especially the orange thief cat, if you wear a pure white wedding dress, it will be a dazzling goddess."

Sanji also had an approving look, "You think so too, right, I think so too, so suitable for pure white, there is only a big power in the world except for Nami"

"I saw the goddess, she seems to be wearing a pure white dress, and sure enough, the color that can fit white is only white, no, how can it be ......", Absalom looked at Nami in disbelief and wiped her eyes, "She seems to be wearing a dress, so beautiful"

"That's right, I saw it too, so suitable for pure white Nami", Sanji, whose eyes were shining with color, also muttered with a squint.

……

However, in the eyes of others, I only saw the two perverts on the field inexplicably start chatting, and began to stare at Nami and Robin chatting and talking to themselves.

Moria shook her head and didn't say anything, as if she was not satisfied with the performance of the two, but what she didn't know was that he was also thinking about the fairy fantasy of the two beauties and Perona in a pure white wedding dress, and his eyes were lost, and he thought in his heart, "It's a pity, it's a pity......

And Nami, who is the main object of the chat, angrily shouted at the two of them, "You two are enough, you can't fight yet."

Zoro said with a look of disdain, "What a hopeless kappa."

Princess Mononoke Perona here also looked speechless, "Absalom is too embarrassed to be the face of our three masters, you must educate him well when you come back"

"Yohohoho, they're all like-minded people, understand", Ryoma also smiled lustfully.

"Absalom, that's enough, now is not the time to chat," Hogubak reminded Abu in the venue speechlessly.

……

Absalom came back to his senses when he heard the shouts of the spectators, dispelled the question of whether it was better to have a pure white wedding dress or a bright red dress, and choked at a baboon with a red heart in his eyes.

"That's right, hateful pirate, I'm not in the same group as you, I was almost affected by your words, Lord Moria taught me, I want to be a gentleman, don't try to tempt me, I almost lost my efforts"

"Take it, look at my 'hand of the dead'"

Raise your hand to Sanji,

"Whoosh~~Wow~~~"

Before Nami and the others could see anything, they heard Zoro next to them shouting, "Everyone be careful"

"Boom~"

The sound of a cannonball exploded, followed by smoke and dirt splashing towards onlookers, followed by the pungent smell of gunpowder.

"Ahem~~~"

"Ahem, cough, cough~~"

"What's going on, suddenly there are shells"

"Enemy attack, enemy attack ~~"

On the Straw Hats, Usopp and Chopper were in a mess, screaming back and forth.

……

And the two who are fighting in the field,

Sanji dodged the rocket launcher when he turned sideways, which made Absalom look a little surprised, he looked at Sanji, "If you can dodge it, will you also see and smell domineering?" ”

"Domineering? No, I just know everything about you", flicking the cigarette butt in his hand, Sanji said indifferently, "Hurry up and untie it, you 'pseudo-gentleman'"

"What?" , Abu was a little flustered.

"I told you to unload the rocket launcher from your arm, don't you understand?"

"If you have a lady present, you shouldn't use this kind of trick that will involve others."

"Also, it's time to settle an irresolvable 'grudge' between us."

……