"Did you hear that? Our Lord's Excellency has been arrested. ”

"Isn't that a common thing, drinking too much and smashing that tavern, or a street brawl or something. However, he is not good at all, he is a quasi-mythical creature, and he does not play tricks when he makes trouble impulsively, and obediently waits at the police station to wait for the district government office to collect people. ”

“....... But this time it was different, I heard, he was taken away by the armband. ”

"You mean the secret police?! What he did. Wait, the central secret police took away the town guard of District 24, you know what that means? They are crazy and want to fight a civil war again? ”

"Be quiet, be quiet, I heard that the district chief was suspected of murdering the head of the Attel diplomatic corps, and he was also seized on the spot. It is said that in order to rob the other party's Attel's rare metal, he was too ruthless and committed a crime impulsively. ”

"What a joke! Killing a diplomatic ambassador and declaring war is not far off, such a big thing is actually just for a little bit of rare metal? Is there still a little bit of this rare metal in our area? Your Excellency the District Chief, even if he no longer has a brain, it is impossible., it may be ...... Well, he really can't do that. ”

The voice of insistence became smaller and smaller, and when he thought of the daily behavior of the "orc", what could he not do?

"Bastard, I said that I would take care of that orangutan beast in normal times, but this time I really made a murder, and a murder case is so big."

In the huge office hall, these two staff members are not the only ones who are idle.

The boss of his own family was suppressed by the secret police This kind of thriller blockbuster, many people are eager to share their secrets and opinions, and there are whispering crowds everywhere.

Job? Isn't it one of our main jobs to communicate and pass on information (gossip) in the office.

"Heh, it's easy to say, who cares, who can take care of that quasi-mythical beast, Boss Zheng has resigned, who does it depend on? The one who would only hide in the office and cry his nose....... It hurts! What are you hitting me for! ”

"Hello Secretary-General Wen!"

Regardless of the dissatisfaction of their colleagues, in the face of their superiors who happened to pass by the window, the staff stood up and shouted hello.

And his colleague reacted, and quickly stood up with a frightened face.

"Secretary-General Wen, you're busy."

"Okay, maybe you've heard something, but during the extraordinary period, please be sure to continue to maintain a rigorous and upright work style and work normally as usual."

Wen Yiqi, the executive secretary of the district government, a reliable middle-aged backbone of government agencies, has a serious gaze under ring glasses, and has always had a serious and serious work style.

In the past, he would probably say a few more words, but now the secretary general, who was extremely busy due to emergencies, had no time to investigate the slackness of the staff, so he hurriedly passed by after a word of preaching.

“...... He had tear streaks around his eyes. ”

"Well, it's a lot of pressure, isn't it....... We are indeed a bit excessive, always comparing our predecessors with him, but Boss Zheng has refreshed several historical records, and the pressure of taking over this kind of person must be very large, not to mention how unreliable the direct superiors are, you see that he is bald. ”

Originally, there was a confidential urgent matter in hand, but the Wen Secretariat, who had already hurried to the door, heard the key words and turned back instantly.

"I'm not bald, it's a racial trait!"

Panting, he ran back and let out a roar at the staff in the hall.

While shouting, he also banged his head on the same time...... Plate in the middle.

"I'm not bald! I've said it so many times, and I didn't cry! Releasing salt water through the lacrimal glands to balance the body's circulation is a racial characteristic of our kappa subhumans!"

"The guy from the district chief is also disobedient, and I don't need comfort or vacation. I didn't compare with Zheng Li at all, I said how you don't believe it. Also, I'm ...... I'm really not bald, don't continue to rumor in private that I'm bald! ”

The current "head of the district government office", who roared angrily, found that no matter what he said, others looked at him with sympathy.

"Ah, don't listen to Zheng Li's nonsense, I'm not bald, I'm not a crying cub, and I'm not a third junior brother with zero sense of existence! Even when that guy was there, the job was lost to me, and I was working overtime every day, and I never saw you say a good word about me. ”

"Huh? What do you mean by these unbelieving eyes, how can this be? You can go to the personnel bureau to check the overtime records, I am more than twice as many as the second place every year, how can you bully honest middle-aged people who work hard every day? Hell, you take what that bastard says seriously, and you don't believe what I say! ”

The angry secretary bowed his head sharply and tugged at the curls around his plate, proving that the "wig theory" was a rumor of someone's bad taste.

"You see, Zheng Li is talking nonsense, this is not a wig!"

"Look, look! Is the wig so strong, I pulled it with all my strength! ”

He pulled repeatedly, and turned his head left and right to show it, showing his truth to everyone in the hall, proving that everything was a rumor, and everywhere he looked, he nodded frantically, but .......

"Click, click!"

Suddenly, there was a sharp tearing and crisp sound, and Secretary General Wen, who withdrew his right hand, found that there was an extra handful of black curly hair on his empty right hand........ Like, it's still a little familiar,

I saw it in a mirror this morning, and I used a cute ivory brush and conditioner for half an hour.

"Ahh

In the next moment, screams of despair echoed through the hall, and the design of the echo wall filled the room with an air of despair.

A middle-aged kappa Yaren held his head, knelt on the ground, desperately glued the curly hair up, tears fell like rain, crying like a child.

Now, he really needs the legendary thing......

All the staff present tried to wrinkle their faces, and they didn't even dare to look at them.

"You can't laugh, you can't laugh, you can't laugh, you can't laugh, you will die if you laugh....... Burst! ”

But the more you don't want to do anything, the more you instinctively can't help it.

In an instant, the window officer who caused all this laughed directly, reacted instantly, and quickly covered his mouth, and his face turned pale with fright.

Secretary General Wen, who was still crying just now, was silent, and he slowly stood up, without looking at the person.

He just carefully put the "hair" into his handkerchief first, rolled it up and put it in an intimate position on his chest, and then silently reached out and took it out.

"Bang dang!"

The giant scissors with a blade length of one and a half meters fell to the ground suddenly, and the overflowing spiritual energy in it directly turned into substance, and he swung it violently, and the power of the top hunter was eye-catching.

"It is said that the initial form of the first spirit blade is often the thing that the person's heart desires the most, scissors and hair...... Burst! ”

Everyone is a staff member of the Civil Affairs Department, and I don't know how many initial spirit blades I have come into contact with, and this default rule, which is regarded as tacit common sense, instantly comes to mind in many people's minds.

"Ahem."

There are smart people who instantly turn the urge to laugh into coughing, but some people can't help it, especially those citizens who pass by to do business, and some people don't know the current boss Wen at all.

"Haha, does he just want to cut his head happily? It's miserable. ”

"Poof!"

Someone takes the lead, and a series of laughter gradually rings out, and laughter is gradually contagious, spreading a happy atmosphere in the air, especially outsiders.

Wen Yiqi opened his mouth, "I just want to cut it in two and clean" to his mouth, and finally said nothing.

A middle-aged office worker who is not bald at all, in the echo hall surrounded by laughter, is so desperate that he doesn't even have a sense of revenge....... The lonely back of him slowly walking out of the hall made people feel heartache from the heart.

"Boss Wen, Boss Wen, we laugh because of the matter of the district chief, you see that he is the head of the first district, he has been arrested, hahaha, it's funny."

"yes, yes, that female orangutan is super funny! Hahaha!! ”

"Well, well, Boss Wen, we can't do without you, you cheer up quickly and guide us in our work. Ha, that orc district chief is really unreliable, don't look for a short-sightedness. You're amazing, we trust you the most. ”

As for the comfort of his colleagues behind him, and all the actions of the orc district chief, do you believe it?

Well, someone believes, at least he will...... Force yourself to believe.

"Don't worry, I'll find a place to wash my face and calm down, and I'll go back to work overtime. They can be irresponsible and leave their work to fool around, I can't, I'm your leader. ”

The middle-aged social animal who didn't look back and poked out his thumb behind his back was full of charm.

At this time, someone couldn't go to see it anymore, and a little girl who was registering ran over.

"Uncle, uncle, this is for you."

It was a girl's little flower hat, and the cute little sky used kindness to warm the frustrated middle-aged man, how beautiful this scene was.

"Thank you."

Touching the little girl's head, the smiling kappa Yato directly put on the flower hat.

The world is hot and cold, what a rare pure goodness.

"Poof, the hat is too small, only covering the middle, and the bald area in the middle is more obvious, and it is all exposed."

But there are always people who don't know each other, and they will suddenly make up for it...... Don't you see that everyone else is desperately holding back!

Indeed, it was just a small cat hat for the little girl, worn on the big head of the kappa subhuman, with a layered and obvious ring structure, which made the bald part more obvious.

In the face of the laughter behind him, Secretary General Wen ignored it, he just silently took off the flower hat, covered his face, and without whimpering, tears poured down directly from the brim of the hat.

After a minute or two, the ground was filled with water, and he took off the little flower hat and put it back on.

"Thank you, little angel, uncle has the strength again, so I'm going to work overtime."

Looking at the secretary-general smiling like a Buddha's light, everyone present was deeply moved.

Sure enough, the secretary general of Bailu District is not something that ordinary people can do!

It was also a legendary day, and since then, there has been an unspoken rule in the district office building that leaves no words.

Everybody knows, everybody doesn't say.

"Don't bully Secretary General Wen too much, he's already too difficult, it's really too hard."