288 HE~TUI!
While Su Mo and Xiao Rou Yili were arguing about the photo, an alpaca leaned along the fence towards Jiang Yueya.
Woo, woo......
Jiang Yueya became very excited, she shouted for Su Mo and the others to come over, "Su Mo, help me take a camera!" ”
"Are you going to pet an alpaca? It felt dirty......"
Xia Yili and Su Mo are surprisingly consistent on this point.
"What's dirty, this is very original, okay......"
Jiang Yueya handed the phone to Su Mo, "You have to take a good picture......
"Know ......"
Su Mo was filming his awkward and cute wife Jiang Yueya, Xia Yili and Lu Xiaorou were all standing behind Su Mo and watching.
"You're a pig, don't face me, don't face me, face alpacas! Just pat me on the arm......"
Jiang Yueya plucked up her courage and reached out to touch the fluffy part of the alpaca's back. At this time, the alpaca was grazing with its head down, and it didn't care about Jiang Yueya's touch.
"Woo, it's so soft, it's still warm......"
"Is it the first time I've seen an alpaca, Jiang Yueya-san?"
"Nonsense...... Why else am I so excited......"
Although Jiang Yueya's family is very rich, she usually only plays games at home when she is free-range, and the memory of going to the zoo is limited to the spring outing of elementary school students.
Jiang Yueyan stroked and fell into a fascination, and stroked the back of the alpaca near the buttocks.
At this time, the alpaca suddenly became excited, lowered its ears, and pointed its neck and head diagonally upwards at Jiang Yueya.
"Wow! Does it like what I mean? Did you have fruit or something, I remember alpacas eating fruit-"
Wait, wait......
After seeing the alpaca in a strange posture, a long-forgotten memory in Su Mo's mind suddenly recalled, he grabbed Jiang Yueya's mobile phone, rushed to Jiang Yueya, and hugged Jiang Yueya and pushed her away-
And almost instantly, the alpaca's lips opened slightly, and he let out "he~tui!" The sound suddenly launched a high-pressure mist visible to the naked eye into the air, and Xia Yili, Lu Xiaorou, and other pedestrians on the side were so frightened that they fled.
"So, what is that doing? Spit! Wow, it stinks! ”
Su Mo and his party quickly fled to a corner, and then Su Mo began to popularize what had just happened, "You can't touch the alpaca's ass casually, when it senses hostility or anger, it will spit in the enemy's face......"
"This kind of thing...... Why didn't you say it earlier! ”
Jiang Yueya sniffed her clothes and showed a disgusted and disgusting expression, "It really stinks...... Do I still smell on me? ”
"Nothing, no."
"You've been sprayed like me, I don't believe it...... Yili, you can help me smell it. ”
Xia Yili walked up to Jiang Yueyan and sniffed, deliberately pinched her nose and spoke, "It doesn't smell so bad anymore, what do you want to say...... It should be like the taste of sauerkraut that has been put for a hundred years. ”
"Ahhh It's disgusting......"
Jiang Yueya showed a very collapsed expression, her eyes were blank and empty, condensing chaotic things, and the experience just now seemed to have left an indelible shadow on her.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I have perfume in my bag, I'll take you to the bathroom to wash it well......"
"I—I'm going to help—"
"What, obviously dodge......"
"How can there be! You'll have to go to the bathroom and scrub it together. ”
Su Mo was forcibly dragged to the bathroom.
Jiang Yueya tossed for a long time, making her body fragrant, but she still felt a little uncomfortable on her body.
"It's okay, you are now a fragrant little fairy, even more fragrant than Concubine Xiangniang."
"Nonsense...... If it really smells that good, why aren't there butterflies flying around me? ”
Xia Yili patted Jiang Yueya's brain, "Why are you doing so much?" I said that if there is no taste, there is no taste, which is really verbose. ”
"But it'...... It's really disgusting! You haven't been sprayed—"
"I saw it very clearly just now, Su Mo rushed over desperately, hugged you, and used his back to help you block most of the saliva, okay? It's too late for me to envy, just Su Mo's waste wood physique can still stage a hero to save the beauty...... It's already amazing, you say, Xiaorou? ”
Xia Yili looked back and found that Lu Xiaorou was gone.
"Where's Xiaorou?"
"Ah, she just told me to help Brother Su Mo scrub it."
"This girl, why do you turn your elbows out." Xia Yili stuck out her tongue.
"Because Su Mo was affected in the back, she went over to help."
Jiang Yueya muttered a little embarrassed, "Indeed, if Su Mo hadn't protected me at that time......
"You must have been squirted in the face by a cute alpaca, right?"
Xia Yili showed a very happy expression, "Mixed with undigested grass, stomach acid, and saliva, ...... ten times richer than human saliva"
"Wow...... Stop it! I'm going to throw up—vomit......"
Xia Yili kept imitating the sound of "he~tui" made by the alpaca to tease Jiang Yueya, and was chased and beaten by her all the way.
"Alright...... It should be about the same. ”
Lu Xiaorou threw the wet wipes into the trash.
"Excuse me...... And let you help me wipe it. Su Mo said warmly, "The taste is disgusting, right?" ”
Lu Xiaorou shook her head, "It's okay, it doesn't smell like anything." ”
"However, Brother Su Mo ...... How do you know the characteristics of alpacas? Did you know about it before? ”
"This ......" Su Mo shook his head with a smile, "I once played with Yili in the zoo, and saw an alpaca spitting at a person, and then I carefully understood and studied the popular science knowledge with her......"
"That's ......"
Lu Xiaorou smiled, "Is this also what happened in this zoo?" ”
"I want to think about it...... Well, yes, I went to see it when I was in college, and I was busy with work and didn't go to the zoo much......"
"In other words, all past experiences will happen again......
"It's not all...... Su Mo explained, "It seems that only with Yue Aya will a lot of things that have happened with her before." Of course, there will be some differences......"
Lu Xiaorou nodded lightly, looking thoughtful, but it was difficult for Su Mo to see what she was thinking.
After experiencing this big change, Jiang Yueya's enthusiasm for the animals in the zoo became very resistant from the beginning, every time she leaned on Su Mo's back to look at the animals, and only looked at it from a distance when she confirmed that she would not walk in, and the bad Yili she hated always scares her with "he~tui" behind her, until the bad Yili is repaired by Su Mo fiercely.
Lazy brown bears, circus tigers, lively red pandas, herds of male lions in the Crystal Palace, and noisy macaques on Monkey Mountain......
Su Mo accompanied the three of them to see a lot of animals. Although he had also been to this place in his previous life, except for the alpacas, other memories, not to mention these Yili in his previous life, even Su Mo himself was already blurred.
However, it's not bad to treat it as a new memory......
"I mean, let's take another picture together, shall we?"
“he——”
Jiang Yueya suddenly jumped away in fright, Su Mo caught Xia Yili who didn't have time to escape with her backhand, and said that she wanted to give her a little color, while Lu Xiaorou was comforting and pleading on the side, and this zoo travelogue also came to an unsatisfactory end.