Overall, Hogwarts teachers are treated well.

Inclusive of food and accommodation, two super long holidays a year, the salary is so-so, but it does not stimulate consumption, and the net savings are as much as you get every month.

This job is very suitable for unemployed wizards who have just graduated and have no savings, and it is a good place to eat and wait for death.

Of course, school professors also have a lot of unknown gray income, such as purchasing teaching equipment, buying herbal seeds, and buying herbal medicines......

Professors Snape and Sprout know this well...... They all made a fortune by relying on the wool of the school, and embarked on a characteristic road of "some wizards get rich first".

Not so with Trelawney, whose teaching equipment is perennially the same: prophecy balls and tea.

Although the prophecy ball is often "broken" and the tea leaves are made and drunk every day, it does not mean that Professor Trelawney has a chance to get out of poverty.

As a senior old house girl, in addition to hiding in the north tower every day and "chasing dramas" with the prophecy ball, when she has the most steps, she goes downstairs to the kitchen late at night to steal food.

Even going to the playground to watch a Quidditch match was a short-term trip worth planning for a long time.

If there is a shortage of teaching equipment, Professor Trelawney never buys it, but asks the "old aunt" Professor McGonagall to help him go out and buy it.

So Trelawney didn't have the opportunity to make fake accounts at all, and she didn't have the energy.

But what to say, Professor Trelawney is also a witch who loves to enjoy sherry, and drinks it as mineral water every day.

It was ridiculously expensive, and the school kitchen wasn't purchased, so Trelawney had to pay for it every month.

She has been "moonlight" for eleven years, and if it weren't for the school to eat and live, she would have starved to death on the streets.

As a result, Trelawney has not saved much money for so many years.

Professor McGonagall ...... She collected all the empty wine bottles that Trelawney had drunk for eleven years and sold them for scrap, collecting a large amount of money for the school and purchasing a batch of prophecy balls.

This made Professor McGonagall, a little expert in financial management (slamming the door), proud for a long time.

So taking advantage of this "work injury", Professor Trelawney hurriedly asked for a wage increase.

Add it, add it, anyway, the money is from the school director...... With a wave of his hand, Dumbledore tripled Trelawney's.

Snape, on the side, looked at Dumbledore with a malicious gaze, and he sneered, "That old liar can't be the illegitimate daughter of the Headmaster, right?" ”

As we all know, Dumbledore is a 10,000-year-old bachelor, and it would not be too unexpected to have an illegitimate daughter outside.

The professors were all discussing the salary, trying to imply that Dumbledore's recent skyrocketing prices and that they could increase their wages as appropriate.

Quirrell was still wary, unconcerned about the salary.

He squinted, and his afterglow swept across the hall to see that something was not right, and the people around him seemed to be ...... It's a lot.

That look was like looking at Kim Gallon!

He took a sip of milk and stuck a large chunk of cheese with his fork.

Dumbledore asked, "Professor Quirrell, have you ever eaten a sausage?" Tastes great if you don't mind ......"

"No...... I mind...... Thank you, Principal. Professor Quirrell warily refused, fearing that Dumbledore would add a special liquid to it.

- Truth Spray.

He suddenly had a feeling that something was not good, and this premonition became stronger and stronger.

"Forget it." Dumbledore shrugged, glanced at the cheese, and swallowed the sausage in one gulp, a smile flashing in his eyes.

Professor Quirrell swallowed the cheese.

"Gollum."

Strange voices rang out in the hall.

Professor Quirrell was like a little goldfish, and his mouth gurgled and began to spit out colorful bubbles.

The bubble floated in mid-air, originally only a few centimeters in diameter, but suddenly swelled to tens of centimeters.

Through the colorful aura of the bubbles, you can see that each one has a different object rolling inside.

Snape, who had been attacked in class, immediately stood up vigilantly and stayed away.

He raised his wand, and a red light burst the bubble.

Boom!

The bubbles above Quirrell's head exploded, and a large amount of cold water fell from mid-air with a "swish".

He turned into a soup chicken.

Soon, the first bubble set off a chain reaction, and the auditorium was only popping.

The bubbles are not only cold water, but also various black lake creatures.

An octopus fell, its long tentacles, clinging to the back of Quirrell's head, as if wishing to speak with him about Heavenly Father and Savior, Cthulhu.

Quirrell tried to pull the octopus down, but a crab caught his hand, and several giant locusts burrowed into the scarf, which seemed to have delicious blood inside.

Professor McGonagall was dumbfounded, and she said angrily, "Headmaster, this kind of prank...... It's too much! ”

Dumbledore shrugged, "I don't know who did it!" However, I just reminded Professor Quirrell to let him eat grilled sausages, and he has to eat cheese......"

Professor McGonagall was speechless, was this a reminder?

McGonagall's stern gaze swept over William and the twins, who were holding pens and jot down valid data quickly.

That's right, this is indeed a prank product invented by William, a snack called "Colorful Bubbles".

If you accidentally eat it, you will spit out bubbles, and when you pop it, you may smoke on your head, you may get wet with water, and you may fall beans that smash people...... It's all up to your luck.

Obviously, Professor Quirrell's Rainbow Bubble is an enhanced version.

It was undoubtedly an experimental product, and Quirrell was the first to test it.

Professor Quirrell frantically ran back to his office and didn't show up for the first class.

However, this was just the beginning of the madness for him, and William had already raised the bounty to a hundred Galleons.

Whoever can show everyone what's under Professor Quirrell's scarf will be able to take a hundred Galleons completely.

This is a huge amount of money, and many adult wizards don't have that much of a month's salary.

Buoyed by the huge bounty, a large number of students are competing fiercely, frantically showing off their long-suppressed talents and constantly performing pranks.

Lee Jordan shot the golden dye on Quirrell's head and released the sniff he had borrowed from Fred.

Sniffing the cat, who seemed to smell catnip, jumped behind Quirrell and nearly stole his "golden" scarf.

Quirrell used his magic just in time, though, and sniffed at his head in anger, slapping him frantically on the back of the head.

Big dung bombs and stink bombs were thrown into the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom one after another, and it was just a basic exercise.

Soon, the Bubble Head Charm became the new fad for the students, ensuring that they were supplied with fresh air, but it also made them look weird, like a goldfish bowl upside down in their heads.

Cedric used the bubble pods given by William to make a batch of fake wands overnight.

As long as you hold it in your hand, this wand is like a pea shooter, constantly spitting out beans.

This pea wand was instantly sold out and sold out.

Walking in the hallway, you can see more than a dozen students holding pea wands at any time, relying on the favorable terrain to block Quirrell!

This is the live-action version of PUBG!

Eating chicken is the most important, and "Voldemort" is not so easy to do.

Peeves joins the fray, screeching and laughing, flying over the school, toppling tables, and throwing statues and vases at Quirrell.

But a professor is a professor, and although his face is swollen, he is still strong and does not take off his scarf.

But now he wears a thick layer of armor when he goes out, like an armored warrior!

Under this frenzied offensive, soon Christmas arrived.

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(Thanks to "Taoist friends, please stay in the way", "104003" the two big guys for their tips\(//?//)\)