Chapter 984: The world [__] is a family
Chapter 984 The world [__] is a family
"Yes...... Is that so? Really...... Ahem. ”
For some reason, my words didn't work, and Bidia's expression became more and more embarrassed, pinching her sparse white beard and laughing dryly.
Just when I was about to ask Mingbidia about the purpose of asking me to come over, suddenly, from behind the huge bookshelf four or five meters high behind Bidia, there was a beep~~ beep sound, this familiar sound made me confused for a while, and then gradually, overlapping with the movement I heard every time I went to the door of the old man Farah's house.
Then, I saw that Bidia's face suddenly became very ugly, and she walked back and forth anxiously like an ant in a hot pot, and her mouth shouted as if she had completely forgotten about me and Jieluka's storage.
"Oh no, no, it's going to explode, it's going to explode, it's strange, what went wrong, could it be the recipe that Farah gave me...... This bastard, I'm going to tear his old face."
Me: "......"
"Oh no, Elder Fan, hurry up and get out of here, go out and hide, it's about to explode."
Bidia, who suddenly remembered the two of us, raised her head in a panic and urged us.
I left in a panic with Jieluka, although this kind of explosion is nothing to me, but for example, a piece of, you don't have anything to lose by touching it, but who wants to suffer this crime for no reason?
"Is it okay for you to stay alone? President Bidia. As I was about to close the door, I poked my head back and saw the scene where Bidia kicked the bookshelf away, revealing the hidden test bench behind it, and many bubbling and smoking test equipment.
"It's okay, it's not a big problem, I'm used to it."
Stuck in the laboratory, Bidia stopped at me without looking back.
“……”
Seeing Bidia's tall and thin back, I slowly closed the door and sat down with my back to it.
One second, two seconds, three seconds......
I'm counting the time, and if it's Old Man Farah, it's almost time now.
Just as I was thinking this, there was a rumbling explosion from inside the door behind me, as I expected, the door was very solid, although it was about to be deformed by the blast current, but it still didn't let a trace of the explosive energy overflow, but the entire mage guild trembled a few times, that's all.
This one...... How to say that?
I cast my gaze at Jeroka, who was sitting with her back against the other door, and she muttered something in a bored look that was about to yawn.
"This is the case in the clan, and the same is true on the human side, and the mages in the world are one family."
"......" I looked far away and burst into tears.
Sensing that it was time for the aftermath of the explosion to subside, I reopened the door and cautiously poked my head inside to confirm that Bidia was alive.
Inside the huge study, the huge bookshelves that had been neatly arranged were staggered, and the scrolls of books were scattered everywhere, and the smoke was everywhere, as if it had just been the battlefield of an unusually tragic war.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem...... Damn it. ”
An unusually obvious sound sounded from the side wall, I looked along and found Bidia's figure, probably swept away by a strong explosion, crashed into the opposite side of the wall, he coughed black, but it seemed that it was no big deal, he stood up from the ground very neatly, patted the blackened mage robe on his body as if nothing happened, suddenly remembered something, pinched the sparse beard on his chin, moved his fingers and counted them one by one, and then showed an expression of regret, thinking that there was a sacrifice in this explosion.
It is worthy of being a classmate of Old Man Farah, and it is simply the same virtue, and I only hope that Bidia will at least be able to beat Old Man Farah in terms of character and discipline.
"President Bidia, are you alright?"
"It's okay...... Ahem, there are common things that make Elder Fan smile. ”
Bidia took out her handkerchief and wiped her blackened old face, seeing that she couldn't hide it, she had no choice but to tell the truth.
"Actually, I was doing the real yàn just now, and when I reached the last critical juncture, I heard that Elder Fan was coming, and I couldn't walk away for a while, so I could only bother the elder to come over in person, and after completing all the steps in a hurry, I didn't want the distinguished guests to see these things that were not on the table, so I covered them with a bookshelf, but I didn't expect that the real yàn was ...... in the end."
After speaking, the old man sighed, I don't know if he was lamenting the failure of the real yàn or letting us see the scene of this wolf bèi.
"President Bidia doesn't have to feel sorry, I'm used to it, at Farah's."
I didn't know what to look like at this point, so I had to laugh dryly.
"Old Farana...... Ahem, that guy? Although that guy is a genius of magic, he is always thinking about strange things in his head, and he often studies in the direction of deviation, and has been known as a humanoid self-propelled fireball since he was a student. ”
Oh, it turns out that the old man Farah still has such a black history, which is good news, I immediately turned my brain with little space, and remembered this sentence firmly, you can sell the news to Mu Dwarf Winter Melon first, although this guy is stingy, but for the scandal of the old rival Farah, he can always open the money bag that he usually tightens, on the contrary, the old man Farah is the same, just by selling the exclusive information of the two people to each other, I have made a lot of benefits from the hands of these two miserly old men.
"Speaking of this real yàn, it's because that guy sent me an inexplicable real yàn recipe a few days ago, and I don't know if it's cheating me."
Bidia scolded indignantly, and shook a sheepskin scroll out of her sleeve and handed it to me.
I couldn't understand the magic formula listed on it that was higher than the higher number, but the eye-catching title at the top of the scroll didn't hinder my comprehension, and there were a few large characters written there.
Feasible solutions on how to change the Downcast's eating habits and change it from a carnivorous monster to a vegetarian monster
“……”
This is a full headline...... What should I say? President Bidia, although it is not wrong for the old man Farah to be idle, but it is really boring to follow him and follow the method on the scroll without hesitation.
"Didn't Elder Fan think that was a good idea? Think about it, in Camp Roger, the biggest casualties to civilians every year are these starvation demons everywhere, aren't they? Don't you feel sad to imagine the human bones boiling in their pots? As long as this is successful, wouldn't it be possible to greatly reduce civilian casualties? ”
Bidia didn't seem to notice my current expression, and explained with great interest.
"Wait, President Bidia, let me understand what you mean first." I reached out to stop Bidia from continuing, and squeezed my temple as it exploded.
"You and Farrah's idea is to work out something that will change the Sinking Demon's eating habits - the Sinking Demon has changed from a meat eater to a vegetarian - the Sinking Demon who doesn't eat meat has lost interest in civilians - the civilian casualties have been greatly reduced, right?"
"Well, Elder Fan is right."
Bidia nodded hesitantly in confusion, such a simple reasoning, do you still need to say it?
"Then I want to ask President Bidia, crusty rats are still vegetarian in eating meat, do they eat people?"
"Crusty mice? It's not hard for me, although it also eats meat, but this monster is still a vegetarian in general, it doesn't eat much, it likes shady places, it often lurks in the bushes, and its attack is to shoot spikes on its body......"
"Well, okay, I see, then I'll ask one more question." Seeing that Bidia had a tendency to talk endlessly, I quickly interjected.
"Do crusty rats eat people?"
"At least so far, there have been no signs of this." This time, Bidia had learned to be obedient, and her answer was concise and to the point.
"So the last question, do crusty rats kill?"
"Of course, these monsters scattered around Rog's camp, apart from the Fallen Demons, are the most civilians who have died on their needles."
"So in other words, whether the Sinking Demon is a vegetarian or eats meat has nothing to do with whether it kills or not, does it? Even if they change to a vegetarian diet, there is no guarantee that they will not kill people, on the contrary, without the burden of food, maybe they will kill harder and more crazy. ”
Bidia was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst out and snatched the scroll from my hand and tore it to shreds.
"Farah, you old horseman, you dare to mislead me, I'm not done with you"
“……”
Why would this kind of question, which most ordinary people can figure out, fall here? I think it is estimated that from the beginning, his interest in the real yàn is far greater than the purpose of the real yàn, so he was easily fooled by the old man Farah with words, then again, what does the "change three" after the name of the formula mean, should I complain about these two words?
"Ahem, President Bidia, let's talk about business first, shouldn't you let us come just to observe your reality?"
Seeing that Bidia was still crazy, I couldn't help but cough a few times.
"Of course not, look at me, I've forgotten about it all my life, come on, let's sit first."
Bidia glanced around, only to find that there was not even a single intact chair in the entire study.
"Sit down, is there anything President Bidia has to do with us?"
"That's right, I want Your Excellency Elder to help me with something, I don't know if it's okay?"
"Can it be, I don't know what it is?"
I asked curiously, if it is a general attribute, with the in-depth study of the remote teleportation magic array by the Mage Guild, even the World Stone Teleportation Array has also benefited a lot, and now things like ordinary letters can be easily transmitted, which is more convenient and faster than what [beep] express delivery and the like, unlike before, when I returned to the camp from Lu Gaoin, there were still many mages who asked me to bring the letters back by the way.
The thick pile of letters I carried in my arms was the best proof of this.
So far, there are only some large items that can't be easily brought back, such as these crooked bookshelves around, or living organisms, as big as the snow-capped mammoth, so small that the dead dog may not even be able to do it, and there is also a category of unstable magic items, the magic fluctuations of spatial teleportation are very likely to cause explosions of such things, collectively known as dangerous goods, and the only way to transport these things is to piggyback on them, as long as the dangerous goods are put in the inventory to isolate, You can teleport unharmed.
These passing regulations flashed through my mind, and I became seriously interested in what Bidia asked me to piggyback...... No, it's more appropriate to be vigilant.
"Haha, Elder Fan don't worry, it's not a strange thing, although there are a lot of excellent mages gathered in the camp, there are too many things to study, and they will always be too busy, so many of them are assigned to the mage guilds in various places to study on their behalf, and it is this kind of thing that Elder Fan brought this time."
Probably sensing my vigilance, Bidia laughed, and out of thin air took out a sealed wooden box that exuded a breath and placed it in front of me.
"If the elder is interested, he can take it apart and take a look."
"No need, is it for Farah? Is there a time requirement? President Bidia also knows that I have a mission on my part right now, and it may be a few months before I can be at Camp Rogg. ”
I shook my head, and the man's sixth sense made me reject Bidia's Jianyì.
"That's right, just throw this thing to Farah when the time comes, there's no problem with the time, don't worry."
After putting away the big wooden box in front of me that exuded a strange atmosphere, seeing that Bidia was idle, he even studied the boring reality of Old Man Farah, and I wondered if I could find something serious for him to do, and there was just one right now.
"Wait, President Bidya, if you have time, I'd like to ask you a favor?"
"Oh, of course, Elder Fan doesn't have to be polite, did you encounter any problems with this mission? I've heard about it, it's been a hard trip, if there's anything I can do to help, please just ask, the entire Mage Guild will do its best to help. ”
Bidia didn't need to look at it, she was skilled in sorting out the bookshelves, books, scrolls, and furniture scattered everywhere with her mind transmission, while talking to me, this skillful kung fu was exactly the same as that of Old Man Farah, saying that the mage students who transferred to their class were all so virtuous? Whether he met a "good" mentor or was infected by Old Man Farah, I really want to know.
"Oh, that's right...... Well, wait. ”
I suddenly remembered that I hadn't read the letter I had received from Akara yet, so I had better wait until I read Akara's letter before I spoke.
Finding Akara's reply, I quickly opened it and looked at it, and was speechless for a moment.
On a blank page, only four big words are written: You look at it
Since it's up to me, just take all the adventurers of the alliance to the main city of the elves to visit and chase the girl, presumably no one will refuse such a mention as me.
After staying for a moment, I glanced at Huang Duanzi's maid maliciously for Akara's hand-shaking shopkeeper, and thought to myself.
The idea is good, but things have to be done, otherwise Amludina, who is struggling to resist in the Peeling Forest, will have to draw a circle for me to tie the villain.
Crumpling the letter paper in my hand into a paper ball, and then kneading it into a powder, I explained my mention to Bidya.
"I see, it's too simple for our guild, if needed, our guild can also send some people and be responsible for the liaison work of this operation, what do you think?"
"That's so thankful."
I'm very pleased, I had this kind of plan, I didn't expect Bidia to think carefully and thoughtfully, I just mentioned it slightly, and I took all the problems into account, especially in charge of the liaison work, I don't want each adventure team to act blindly, isolated, that is both dangerous and inefficient, although the contact means of the Mage Guild may not be as good as the elves, but it is enough, with their help, this operation can connect the independent points into a huge network, and the message transmission and request for support will become simpler.
"It's just that if you want to gather adventurers, you have to go to Dean."
"Well, I was just going to go to Elder Dean just now, and if I don't mind, President Bidia will go with me, so let's take concrete steps?"
"That's naturally the best, it's been a long time since there has been such a mission, and those violent elements in the guild will go crazy with joy when they hear the news."
With the help of Bidia, we set out non-stop, and soon found Dean, the head of Curast, and the three of us got together to discuss.
By the way, Dean also seems to be a distant relative of Kane, and he looks and dresses a little similarly, so if it's a game, I'd have to accuse the manufacturer of cutting corners on character molds.
In fact, this operation is not too deployable, even if we plan well in advance, we just encounter unruly fellows like alliance adventurers, if they can follow the order form in a proper manner, then it is called a ghost.
Therefore, in this operation, in addition to the adventurers who risked their lives, the hardest thing was the mage guild in charge of liaison, since it could not be planned according to the form, it could only improvise, and when the time came, it was necessary to maintain contact with each team at any time.
After sending the second chapter in a row, Xiao Qi is drowsy, in fact, it is a big project to revise and polish later, and he has to be busy until what time he can sleep, tears in his eyes......