043 Drama
Kazuma and Nanjo got into the car, and the Suzuki butler looked back and said, "I'll wait in the car, or follow you to investigate." β
Honami said before talking to Ma, "Grandpa Suzuki, you are too conspicuous when you come with you, but if you two of us, it looks like a dating couple." This kind of rehearsal of a niche troupe is something that many young couples will go to see. β
Kazuma: "Is that so?" β
This is the area he doesn't understand, in his previous life, he had a lot of experience in bragging and drinking with customers, and he had very little experience playing with girls.
"That's right."
Honami explained to Kazuma, "Normally, in this kind of small theater company, there are not too many people in the audience when the performance is performed, and there are not many people who usually go to the rehearsal.
"But the rehearsal has to be simulated along with the lighting, so the theater is very dark like the performance.
"The theater is empty, the lights are dim, couples love this kind of place, and the key is style.
"In the same way, the main audience of those small movie theaters that show old movies all day long is also couples."
Kazuma has learned something new!
"I thought that kind of small movie theater was mainly to serve die-hard fans of old movies, or the owner of the movie theater himself was a person with a story, and he used this way to pay tribute to his lost youth or something."
"That's the kind of one too." Honami shrugged.
The Suzuki butler looked back at Honami, then at Kazuma, and said, "Then I wish you all a good timeβit doesn't seem right." β
Kazuma: "We're working for Tokyo's tomorrow." β
The Suzuki butler had already turned around and was about to drive, but when he heard Kazuma's words, he looked at Kazuma through the rearview mirror, and then he said, "I originally wanted to say that I should protect the eldest lady...... However, the eldest lady would be unhappy to say so. β
Honami: "Grandpa Suzuki, I've worked so hard to improve myself so hard so as not to drag the horse back. This time, Egg specially called me back, which means that even she recognizes my efforts! I'll fight alongside the horses. β
In the rearview mirror, Suzuki's housekeeper looked at Honami with a rather complicated expression, a mixture of relief and irrepressible worry, and of course, a little relief.
Kazuma pondered for a moment and said, "Don't worry, Suzuki-san, I'll ...... We will support each other. β
The Suzuki butler nodded, didn't speak, and started the car.
**
When Suzuki's butler said that there were still ten minutes to go, Kazuma suddenly saw an acquaintance on the side of the road.
Standing under the eaves of a game center that has not yet opened, Kitagawa Shauri hides from the sun that has begun to become scorching, and leisurely licks lollipops.
A patrolman on a bicycle was riding towards her.
When the Japanese police saw someone dangling outside in a school uniform during school hours, they would come forward to ask her and persuade her to return to school.
And immediately in my life, I saw a girl who traveled from China to Japan, and she was very naΓ―ve to hang out on the street in a JK uniform at 10 o'clock in the morning on weekdays, and was disciplined by the police.
As a result, because the girl didn't know Japanese, she didn't know why she was targeted by the police and made a joke.
Kitagawa also saw the patrol officer and immediately showed a "broken" expression.
It turns out that Miss Jidao will also be afraid of being disciplined by the police?
Or does she simply not want to have anything to do with her family?
After all? Now she is Kitagawa Shaxuri? It's a free rock girl.
Kazuma spoke: "Pull over in front of you." β
The Suzuki butler only glanced at Kazuma through the rearview mirror, didn't ask anything, and drove the car directly to Kitagawa Saori, who was fighting with the police.
After the car stopped, Kazuma rolled down the window: "Sorry, Mr. Officer, this is our idol trainee?" A sailor costume is a costume. β
When the patrol officer turned around, he had a "I'll believe you to see the hell" expression? After seeing the Nanjo Foundation's elongated Bentley? He found out that today was indeed a hell of a day.
"Take care of your own artists." The patrolman complained? And then pushed the cart to the side? Make way for Beichuan.
Kitagawa Shaxuli bowed to the patrolman: "I'm sorry. And ......"
She suddenly smiled full? Twist your body and raise your right hand with your thumb, index finger and ring finger extended to eyebrow level? He closed his eyes: "Is this a magical magic that can cheer up people in society?" KIRA~β
Can only say? It is worthy of being an underground idol......
It turns out that AKB48 and LOVELIVE are already being used by Japanese underground idols!
The patrol officer had a stupid look on his face.
Kitagawa Shaxuli ignored the feedback of the patrol officer, got into the Bentley car door and closed it, and immediately sighed.
"Why do you say I'm an idol, I hate that kind of idol who betrays hue the most."
Kazuma thought to himself that Rinanri must be sneezing wildly right now.
Kazuma: "I think you're very skilled just now." But your posture is more characteristic.,I'll design you an exclusive cute pose.,You like this.,Pose this pose.,And then say 'nikonikoni~'"
"Die! Disgusting to death! Kitagawa Sauri rolled her eyes, then turned her gaze to Honami, "You actually brought someone here today, and you finally don't plan to chase me?" β
And Ma Miao, this product is giving Honami eye medicine, deliberately saying so.
Although Honami would definitely not fall into such a low-level trap, Kazuma still interrupted Kitagawa Sao's words: "Look at this, do you have an impression?" β
Kazuma took out a photo of the small theater that he was going to visit today.
Kitagawa Shaxuli glanced at the photo and immediately replied: "I performed there, with everyone who was out of time and rain." What's wrong with this theater? β
Kazuma: "The first suspect in the Kandagawa series of refrigerator corpse hiding cases is directing a small theater troupe where he is rehearsing a new play he has created. β
"Isn't that person cleared of suspicion? I heard that when he was locked up in the police station, a second body was found, and after the time of death was presumed to be confirmed, he had a perfect alibi. β
"It is indeed a perfect alibi, and the provider of the certificate, the police, could not be more perfect." And the horse complained.
Kitagawa Shaxuli suddenly said, "This ...... Edogawa Ranbu or whose work does it have the same design? The murderer brought in the detective, and then the detective himself was the provider of the alibi. β
Honami: "This kind of design is actually quite common in reasoning, and many famous reasoning series have it. β
Kitagawa Sauri looked at Honami: "Is that so?" I don't think this kind of reasoning is usually the case. β
"The Bengers just don't engage in narrative trickery."
"That's right...... Why do you look at me like this? Kitagawa Sauri suddenly stopped talking to Honami and looked at Kazuma.
Kazuma shrugged: "I didn't expect you to be interested in these, shouldn't a rock girl see a page with more than three hundred words printed on it, and immediately fall asleep?" β
"I've sharked you!" Kitagawa Sauri shook his fist at Kazuma.
At this time, the Suzuki butler said, "Here we are." β
At the same time as the words fell, the car stopped steadily on the side of the road, without a single bump.
He Ma looked at the door of the theater, and it was exactly the same as in the photo, except for one point: one of the four windows at the entrance of the theater, the poster inside had been changed.
"We're going to go to the theater to see the rehearsal of the troupe," Kazuma looked at Kitagawa Shauri, "You can ask Suzuki butler to take you to the nearest bus stop." β
It shouldn't be a big problem for the Suzuki housekeeper to stay away for more than ten or twenty minutes.
Kitagawa Shaxuli glanced at the theater and said, "I don't want it, where is this fun to play electric." I'm coming! β
The Chinese, who wear horses as souls, have little resistance to the reason of "coming and coming".
It's all here, right?
Kazuma: "Okay, you can come along." β
With that, he opened the car door.
Kitagawa Shauri grinned and got out of the car with Kazuma, and then the three of them stood at the door of the theater together, looking up at the theater's somewhat old signboard.
At this moment, Kazuma had the feeling of standing in front of the stone at the door of the dungeon.
He even had visual hallucinations, and the door of the theater seemed to have the light effect of a copy gate.
But if you really want to get a copy, you can't do it without a nurse, right?
Kitagawa Shaxu bit the remaining little lollipop, swallowed the crushed candy cube in three or two bites, and then flicked the lollipop stick lightly, and let it fly accurately into the trash can by the wall.
There are generally no public trash cans on the streets of Japan, but there is usually one in front of the theater.
"Speaking of which, there is no DvoΕΓ‘k today." Kitagawa Shaxuri said.
Honami glanced at her watch: "It's not a little bit, but now it's a change at all, right?" β
"That's not what I meant. I mean, DvoΕΓ‘k's tune has been changed by Japan to have a feeling that the time is approaching, right? β
Kazuma had to remind Kitagawa: "We didn't go in to fight." β
"Isn't it? I thought you were going to ......."
Kitagawa Shaxu stopped talking sharply and looked at the old man who came out of the movie theater - he looked like a ticket inspector.
"There's no show today, little girl, young man." The old man said as he walked with trembling steps to the second window on the left, apparently intending to replace the poster in the window.
He Ma carefully confirmed that there was no entry on the top of the old man's head, and then took the initiative to step forward: "I'll help you." β
"Oh, thank you. Affectionate young people are becoming less and less common these days. β
Kazuma opened the window, took off the original poster and handed it to the old man, then took the new poster rolled into a tube and unfolded it.
At first glance, he saw the face of Shun Nishida, the person in the painting.
It seems to be the poster of the play that Nishida Jun is rehearsing.
And Ma carefully read the text on the poster:
An experimental work by cutting-edge playwright Nishida, an absurd drama that subverts everything!
Beat "Waiting for Godot"!
Kazuma raised his eyebrows, to be honest, in his previous life, in order to pretend to be a bubble girl, he went to see and wait for Godot, and then found that he was a layman and couldn't appreciate such elegant things.
This poster says "Waiting for Godot", which makes Kazuma feel like "this play is waiting for Godot three times as boring".
The old man at the ticket check misunderstood Kazuma's expression and said, "You're also a fan of Nishida?" He has so many fans. β
And the horse frowned, "also"?
"Are there any other fans coming?" And the horse asked.
"Yes, yes, a lot."
The old man continued: "Now they are rehearsing inside, and I use their play to help me sleep, and the effect is fantastic." β
Hema asked: "So among these fans, is there one named Hechuan Xingzi?" β
The old man shrugged: "How can I know what those fans are called." β
Kazuma pursed his lips and lowered his head to continue studying the poster, noting down the names of the actors written on it.
At this time, Honami leaned over and leaned over Kazuma's shoulder to look at the contents of the poster.
When she saw the words "Waiting for Godot", she gasped.
Kazuma: "What? β
"Wait for Godot, I don't understand." Honami said truthfully.
Kitagawa asked, "What is waiting for Godot?" β
"A work of art." And the horse replied.
Beichuan Shaxu said "oh": "Understood." You're the Riba people, so let's rock and roll together. β
It can be seen that Kitagawa Saori's education is really good, and the Japanese know the term "Shimoriba people" is already very remarkable.
At this time, the old man who sold tickets looked at Kazuma with a puzzled expression: "Aren't you fans of Mr. Nishida?" β
"Uh, we are."
"If you can't understand Mr. Nishida's drama, can you become a fan?" The old man asked again.
Kazuma: "Can't you become a fan because of the sleep aid?" β
The old conductor laughed: "That makes sense." Stop standing outside, go in and see. β
"Don't you have to buy a ticket?" And the horse asked.
"When the show officially started, what came out was the finished product, so it was necessary to sell tickets, and now what you see when you go in is a semi-finished product, and it may affect the perception of the finished product, what kind of ticket does this sell."
Saying that, the old conductor directly opened the iron bar next to the ticket gate and nodded to Hema.
So he Ma led the two girls through the gate.
"Hey, lad!" The old man suddenly stopped Kazuma, and when Kazuma looked back, he pointed in the direction of the wall.
He Ma turned his head and found that there was a ** vending machine on the wall.
Looking at the old man again, I found that he was smiling like an old naughty boy and squeezing his eyes at Kazuma.
He Ma Wei didn't understand what the old man meant, and went directly to the theater.
Honami and Kitagawa Sauri followed closely behind him.
The theater has already entered a rehearsal state, only the lights above the first row of seats in the front are turned on twice, and the entire audience seat is basically black.
When Honami was in the car, she said that there would be a lot of young couples coming to see the rehearsals in this small theater, but now she and Ma didn't see any of them.
When they entered, the actor standing in the center of the spotlight on stage was speaking his lines impassionedly, so no one noticed them.
Pulling a horse with Honami, he found a box to sit down, and Kitagawa Sasuri occupied the double box next to him.
Kazuma originally thought that she would squeeze into a private room.
Honami lowered her voice and asked Kazuma, "Is Nishida Shun here?" β
He Ma nodded: "Yes, in the front row, he is the one sitting under the lamp." β
"Really? How do you recognize that? Through the back of the head? Honami asked, confused.
And Ma is actually looking at the entry, from a distance there are three words on the person's head, the last word is a person, although the remaining two words are not real because of the distance and lighting problems, but and Ma estimated that he was not wrong.
After all, entries are a rarity.
Kitagawa Shaxuli stretched out his head from the side: "By the way, you didn't say why you came to find this Nishida Shun just now." I just said that he has a perfect alibi. β
Kazuma: "Are you sure you want to discuss these issues in front of the other person's eyes?" β
"Hmm......" Kitagawa raised an eyebrow, "Okay, forget it." I came here anyway to make a big fuss, like I did that night. β
Honami half-jokingly said, "I want to too." You didn't take me with you for such a fun thing. β
Kazuma glanced at Honami's figure, and thought to himself, don't you, Kitagawa Shaxu is small and exquisite, and you can roll around in the enemy group, and your figure will not be able to maneuver in combat in the first place, you can only be tough.
He was about to speak, when suddenly the lights on the stage changed.
The eyes of the three were drawn to the stage together.
Kazuma suddenly noticed that under the changed lighting, the whole stage was now taking on an eerie atmosphere.
The actor who had been reading his lines in the spotlight just now was kneeling on the ground, as if in repentance.
Another actor stands on a lavishly decorated high stage and is pushed to the center of the stage by a prop master wearing a "camouflage-colored suit" that blends in with the stage background.
The actors on the high stage began to sing.
Honami muttered in Kazuma's ear, "Isn't this a drama?" What's going on with singing all of a sudden? β
"Maybe it's called experimental." And so the horse replied.
Beichuan Shaxuli in the box next door said: "The singing is not bad, it should be professional." β
At first, Hema thought that the people on the high stage were singing the famous song "Nobody Sleeps Tonight" from "Turandot", but after listening to a few bars, he realized that it was not.
It should be a modified tune based on "Nobody Sleeps Tonight".
Can the matter of composing music be called plagiarism? The copyist Kiryu and Ma thought so, but he, the copyist, copied the music that had not yet been born, and the composer copied the world's famous songs, and changed a few tunes.
Honami and Kitagawa Saori are both girls who understand music, and they both discovered this at this time.
"No one slept tonight, did they?" Honami said, "It's so obvious, let's do a little more variation." β
Beichuan Shaxu: "Hey, the copyright protection that no one sleeps tonight has long expired, so copy it casually." β
Kazuma: "No, this is a work from 1924, and it has been performed for 26 years, and it has not passed the copyright protection period anyway. β
Beichuan Shaxuli spread his hands: "That...... Will Puccini's descendants come to sue? β
"Probably not. After all, not everyone is Disney. β
At this time, Nishida Shun suddenly stood up and shouted hysterically: "Stop! Stop me! β
He Ma and the others, who were originally chatting, turned their attention to the direction of the stage again.
Nishida Shun clasped his head in his hands and shouted, "Why can't you always achieve my intentions?" There should be a mysterious, morbid beauty here! People can't wait to plunge into the arms of this strange world! β
He Ma looked at the lights on the stage and thought that it was indeed strange and sick, but the temperament of the song "Nobody Sleeps Tonight" was wrong!
Or is it the purpose of Nishida Shun to create a certain effect through the contrast between the music and the stage set?
Nishida Shun was still hysterically ranting at the actors on stage.
Kazuma suddenly felt that this Nishida Shun should also be a fan of the URB band, and he was also in a state of madness today, right?
Kazuma thought back to the information he had now and found that it was not impossible.
The next moment, maybe Nishida Shun should pull out something and beat the actor.
But Nishida sat back in his seat and sighed: "Forget it, rest for ten minutes." Turn on the lights on. β
The next moment, the entire theater was lit up.
At this time, Hema suddenly realized that there were actually people in the first few rows of seats that he thought were empty.
Just now, these people sat motionless in the dark, and all of them seemed to sink their bodies into chairs, as if they were integrated with the darkness, like the set of a theater, so Kazuma's first reaction was "no one is watching".
When the lights were turned on, so many people appeared in Qi Brush, and the horse was startled.
Honami also squeezed Kazuma's arm hard the moment the light was turned on, apparently frightened as well.
No wonder the old man at the door said "a lot of fans", is that what he meant?
But Kazuma and Honami, who had both experienced the Osaka hostage incident and the bomb demon incident, had a good psychological quality and quickly stabilized.
Beichuan Shaxu in the box next door shouted directly: ", is there someone?" β
The sound reverberated back and forth in the theater, and it was very clear.
The people in the first few rows turned their heads in unison.
Kazuma thought for a moment that there would be a classic scene of a horror movie, but when these people looked back, he found that they were all ordinary people, all looking at Kazuma and the others sitting at the back of the theater with ordinary curiosity.
It really looks like an ordinary fan who comes to see the rehearsal.
Nishida Shun stood up and turned to look at the back: "It's the rehearsal stage now, you don't need a microphone, can you sit behind and hear clearly?" It's better to come to the front. Of course, if you just want to use the private room, then I didn't say it.
"Sorry for turning on the lights suddenly, didn't bother you?"
Nishida's words made the audience laugh.
Kazuma stood up directly and looked at Nishida Shun calmly.
Nishida Jun's expression immediately froze.
"Actually...... It's you! His voice trembled at first, but he immediately controlled it.
After all, it's the person who has the entry of the person in the painting, and of course there is this bit of acting.
Kazuma noticed that the entries above the other party's heads began to change color, giving people a feeling of "entries coming to life", and it was obvious that Nishida Shun began to have full acting skills.
"I've told the police everything I can say! Even the police admit that I am innocent! "Now Nishida Shun seems to be a fragile, hysterical artist," just because he was suddenly involved in this kind of case, because he suddenly discovered ...... Oh, this can't be said. Anyway, I've run out of inspiration by this incident, and I can't write anything! β
He Ma has a feeling that if he can't quickly "kill" Nishida Shun in the mouth cannon, he is afraid that all today's questions will be in vain, and he will be prevaricated by the other party with superb acting skills.
After all, they can't really torture themselves, and they have to wait for Nishida Shun to show their flaws before they can arrest people.
This is an improvisational drama rivalry between himself and Nishida Shun.
The opponent is a super-first-class "old drama bone".
Kazuma thought for a few seconds and decided to attack from a direction that Nishida Jun would never have imagined.
Kazuma spoke: "Don't be nervous, I'm not here to arrest you in the police station again." I know that doesn't work. I came here to have a personal question to figure out, why, Hechuan Xingzi's surname is Hechuan? β
The other party reacted quickly: "Huh? I don't know? I've only had a few drinks with her at the bar! I've explained all this to the police! β
The other party did not show any flaws in his words or expressions, but the "light effect" of the entry on his head fluctuated, and it felt like the voltage of a neon sign was suddenly unstable.
For the first time, Hema discovered that he had this golden finger, and he could still use it like this.
After all, acting skills can control expressions and movements, but they can't control the shaking and trembling of the soul.
So he and Ma Chengsheng pursued: "Hechuan Xingzi is a stage name, why do you want to give the surname of your stage name the same as Hechuan Falong?" β
Kazuma directly pulled out Hechuan Fallon, creating an illusion of "I have mastered everything, but I am just here to force you". This is also a very normal negotiation technique, and I often use similar techniques to fool foreigners in my life, giving foreigners a feeling that "we have obtained your reserve price through commercial espionage".
Nishida Shun's expression was still calm, if it weren't for the entry above his head flashing like the fluorescent tube with a broken Qihui, Kazuma would have been deceived by him.
And the horse continues:
"It's just a coincidence if it's a family name inherited from your parents. But the stage name is intriguing.
"In particular, she also died in the refrigerator of a person who had a close relationship with Faron Hekawa."
In fact, the only "real hammer" that Wama has now is "Shiba Ikuta Jiu bailed Nishida out of obedience to the police station".
This is far from proving that Horakami Hechuan has a great relationship with Nishida Shun.
Next, he and Ma saw the palace-level acting skills.
Nishida Shun's appearance looks completely confused: "What are you talking about?" Mr. Horon Kagawa, I've only exchanged business cards, and I haven't even met him a few times.
"I want to build a relationship, who wouldn't? But I made an appointment with his secretary three months ago, and he hasn't replied to me! β
This performance, this line, there is no problem at all.
Even Honami began to gently pull the corners of Kazuma's clothes, wanting him to think in the long run, not to be reckless.
But it was clear to the horse that this was shaking like a magnitude 9 earthquake.
The other party panicked, and the horse was naturally as stable as an old dog.
- The direction is right, and it feels like as long as you grasp one more key point, you can break through the opponent's defenses.
And the horse desperately wondered where the key point was...... Suddenly, he thought.
It's the audience.
The audience will quietly watch the rehearsal and blend in with the darkness in the theater.
The audience seems to be enchanted.
So he Ma said: "Before, I didn't really understand the significance of Hechuan Fallon hooking up with you. After all, you're just a pervert who is good at disguise, and you go to the Takarazuka Theater Troupe to take advantage of others. Today I got it.
"The last 'artist' who had a close relationship with Mr. Horon Kagawa was the lead singer of URB, and he kept a group of fanatical fans in captivity, and these fans were able to beat me up on the street and chase me down at the first order.
"After the unfortunate death of the lead singer, the out-of-control fans have kept the Metropolitan Police Department busy today."
After saying this, the entry of the person in the painting above the other party's head was already like a candle about to burn out.
"Na," and Ma came to an old two-dimensional tone, "these viewers here, won't you pounce on me like a wolf and a tiger at your order?" β
The entry for the person in the painting above Nishida's head was completely dim, and his expression froze.
Kazuma thought that he would directly order the audience to pounce, and then take the opportunity to disguise and escape.
But the other side did not do so.
Is it stupid?
Or could he not do it?
Kazuma: "You didn't do that...... Then let me make a bold guess, these audiences are taking a different route from URB's fans, you can't order them directly, but you can subtly change their cognition through your drama, right? β
Nishida's breathing became noticeably shorter.
Honami stood up silently, removed the wooden knife from behind her back, and untied the rope that tied the mouth of the bag.
Kitagawa Saxuri originally came to watch the drama and watched the drama fascinated, but when he saw Hona's beautiful movements, he suddenly remembered that he was not here to eat melons and watch the play, so he hurriedly stood up.
Nishida Shun suddenly, turned around and ran.
And the horse then unleashed his skills, quickly draw the gun!