Section 32: Yun Ye's demagogy
The aristocratic fan is not learned, at least Yun Ye himself has a tangible experience, after he and Li Tai beat each other, they became pig-headed people, who looks at who laughs, Yun Ye looks in the mirror and can't wait to find a bag to put his head on.
Li Tai is very indifferent to swaggering through the market with a pig's head, even if he is ridiculed by Hypatia, his face will not change, and he will drop a sentence, when Hypatia can understand that the scars on her face are glory rather than shame, she can be a real Tang Dynasty, the premise is naturally that she can't run around in clothes that expose skin and flesh.
Han Zhe made the atmosphere, slept all night, the next day the two eyes and the panda is about the same, but sitting at the dinner table is still arrogant, millet porridge is good, come to a bowl, fried buns are also good, coriander cut fine hair must be the chef's hard work, the first time to eat tofu, although the taste smells bad, but after eating a bite to find that it is a unique product.
The white robe on his body was spotless, and the maid who served him in the morning helped comb his hair, and Yun Ye found that the maid had already had the idea of making a promise to him.
Hou Ye's job has been empty for a long time, no one cares, as long as a fly falls next to Han Zhe, they can't wait to chase this fly to death before they can rest, especially when they hear that Han Zhe's eyes were beaten by their own Hou Ye, looking at their own Hou Ye's eyes are extremely resentful, and they still break a bun.
Han Zhe was very strange about the boldness of the Yun family's servants, and asked quietly: "Brother Yun, you are not the way of the emperor, the servants are not afraid of you, and there will inevitably be chaos in the future." “
"Nonsense, my family has been like this for ten years, you go to Chang'an to inquire about whose servants are more loyal than my servants, they are all daughters and young men of good families, and they come to the house to make a living, not to suffer. Be loose, everyone is comfortable, and your voice is like a quail. “
He Tianyan came out, he couldn't see it, his two eyes were swollen into eggs, and he finally stopped shedding tears. Squinted his eyes and asked the servant to bring him food, and sat down in front of Han Zhe, and his momentum was not lost at all.
Although he was more curious about the dark circles under his eyes, he still didn't ask a word, picked up the porridge bowl and filled it into his mouth, and the hot rice porridge didn't know if it had burned him.
Han Zhe's demeanor is indeed impeccable, and as soon as he leans back, Erlang's legs are cocked, and the snobbish maid hurriedly spreads the napkin on his legs. If the snow-white shirt is stained, it is not easy to wash.
Yun Ye, Gou Ziquan is the air, busy with his breakfast, there are many things to do today, and the remaining farmers have to lease all the land of the main family, which requires Yun Ye to personally go out to thank him, and he can't wait for it.
The dog is now full of lawsuits, and the old man took the whole family to occupy his house. The dog dares to go home to serve with a strong crossbow, and Hongcheng can't beat the dog. But the old guy was desperate with red eyes, and the dog had to run away from the wilderness, becoming a parent, which was worse than not being married, and he didn't care about the tongueless at all, and practiced his female apprentice Xiaomiao every day. In his spare time, he hugged Hong Guo'er's little tiger head and smirked, as for Hong Cheng's white eyes, he completely ignored it.
There are a lot of weirdos in the family, but the servants of the Yun family have long been surprised, and no kind of character in the Yun family has appeared. Cold, He Tianyan is far from meeting the strange standard.
The two of them didn't fight after all, He Tianyan was full of food and drink, and asked the housekeeper for two jars of spirits, sandwiched under his arm and went back to the guest room where he lived directly, it is estimated that he will still be drunk today.
"I thought about it for half the night last night, and I still didn't know what was going on with the jade plate, but I figured out why you should run out with your whole family, and take the whole family out to play is nonsense, I see that your whole family is in a big move, as if you want to empty your home, you know that you plan to settle your home in Yuezhou, which is the key to the north and south, your family can watch the wind direction there, see the general trend of the world, the chaos in the north can go deep into the south, and the south can return to the north if you don't Jin, staying in Yuezhou is really a good idea to attack and retreat, Especially Yuezhou City is managed by you, how do you need to deal with it, you must have a plan in your heart, let's talk about it, have you even dug the tunnel to escape? “
"I just scolded others a few days ago, and now I want to start scolding you again, as a man of God, you are just that, you look at the pope in the West, if you want to put people in a basket and burn them to death, if you want women to get naked to fight with lions, you look at Muhammad, with a sword in one hand and the Qur'an in the other, those who believe in me are my brothers, and those who do not believe in me are enemies, O cow, although he is dead, his heir still swept the valley of the two rivers, Now an offensive is being carried out on the remnants of Persia, and it will not be long before a huge empire appears.
Look at you hiding behind your backs and engaging in some intrigues, living like rats, where there is a little bit of God-man domineering. “
"Don't talk about me, you are also a descendant of Godmen, and now when you encounter some trouble, you are not running around like a dog, oh, I was wrong, it is not as good as a dog, you have to run with a large family."
Listening to Han Zhe's vicious counterattack, Yun Ye took him to the study and found a very large map, not so much that this was a map, but that he was a sea chart, and pressed it on the table and said to Han Zhe: "Today, let you see what the ambition of the bird is, have you seen this map?" Will you watch it? “
Han Zhe squinted his eyes and looked at it for a long time before he looked up and said: "This is not the Central Plains, this is the map of the Lingnan Sea area, I will look at the farthest place there, oh, is it the Lion Country?" What are you doing? “
Yun Ye took out an eye patch from the drawer, put it on, and said with a smile: "Where do I have time to waste, take the whole family on a long-distance trip, from the Central Plains to Lingnan, all the way up the mountains and rivers, fully meet the wishes of the family, to Lingnan, hehe, Han Zhe, believe it or not, I can do whatever I want, do you think my water master has been in vain all these years?" “
"What are you going to do, give me a reason, if you want to rebel and convince me, I will help you, it depends on your chances of winning." Han Zhe's eyes finally lit up, he thought that Yun Ye was going to control Lingnan and then learn from others to rebel, he was very interested in this, the world was peaceful, and there was no rebellion recently, which made him very depressed.
"Cold, can't you take your mind back from the road of no return to rebellion? Think about what a man should do, think about it, on the vast sea, the wind is gathering dark clouds, a big ship is up and down in the stormy waves, countless naked men are trying to fight against the sea, and when the wind and waves are over, the big ship is still there, although the sails are torn, many people are gone, there is no food, no water, almost in trouble.
Hey, then another ship came on the sea, full of spices, jewels, and beautiful slave girls, and the good men screamed and killed them, and dragged the cable to the ship, and used their swords to get food, water, money, and women for themselves.
Think of it, how it must have been so pleasant that you were covered in blood, that you had just bitten the most ferocious of the most ferocious fellows with your teeth, that you were covered in gold jewels, and that you carried a beautiful woman with blonde hair on your shoulders, and that you were holding a huge oak barrel full of red wine, and that you had stabbed the barrel with a knife, and drank the wine to the screams of a woman.
Think of it, you led a group of outlaws to take the city, dragging your long knife and laughing down the stone streets, the houses on both sides were blazing, and countless weak people fled in front of you, like rabbits that saw tigers.
Han Zhe, the Tang Dynasty and themselves look exactly the same, it's not easy to start, but on the sea, the law on the land is no longer binding, only there, can you vent your animal nature, the family teacher said, at the beginning of man, sex is good, but in my opinion, at the beginning of man, sex is evil, and animal nature needs to vent the cold.
Think about it and envy the bearded man, this guy is already doing this, with a vote of brothers, on the sea, you probably don't know, there are many rich cities in the West, fierce warriors, they need an opponent, and this opponent is us, hahahaha, Han Zhe, look at what this is! “
Yun Ye laughed and shook off a piece of black satin, only to see a white hideous skull painted on it, with two leg bones crossed below, and the black hole on the skull seemed to summon Han Zhe, Han Zhe strangely felt that this skull seemed to be smiling at himself.
Han Zhe tried to calm himself down, rubbed his temples and said: "I finally know why I lost in your hands, you are not only more shameless than me, but also more fierce than me, I am not as good as you in two important virtues, and failure is inevitable." “
Yun Ye took off his blindfold and stayed on the cold eyes and whispered: "Feel it, this is my dream to be a pirate who does all kinds of evil, I want to be a nightmare for all countries near the sea, I want them to obediently send the treasure and beauty when they see this flag, I want them to remember my face in hell, don't you want to come?" Chills? It's so happy to be a pirate, it's so fun to fight with the sky, with the sea, and with people, come on, brother, don't study the three broken stones, we have more important things to do, Datang is now calm and makes people crazy. ”
Han Zhe closed his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking, but from his heavy panting, Yun Ye knew that this guy was tempted, he could only wander outside for the past three years, it was better to tie this guy to the belt of his trousers, it would be good for everyone, as for whether he would go crazy after becoming a pirate, who would care about him. Yun Ye himself wanted to go crazy.
The window was pushed open at once, and He Tianyan hissed: "Remember to call me when you leave, and I will go too." (To be continued......)
PS: Section 2