Chapter Seventy-Nine: I Know You're Not Dead
It was late at night, and the streets of Newwoke City were silent, and three drunken men walked down the road, discussing the fullness of the woman's body in the bar.
The man on the left was the first to arrive at his residence.
"Old guys, let's make an appointment tomorrow. ”
"Okay, Johansen, you shouldn't be spanked by your wife when you go back so late, right?"
"That mother-in-law has traveled to the cherry blossom country, and my good days have just begun. ”
The man said, feeling in his pocket, only to find that he had lost the key in his pocket.
He hurried to the two brothers and said, "Hey, old man, did any of you get my key wrong? ”
"No, no, no. I have a bunch of car keys on me, not to mention Tom, his wife must be waiting for him with the door open. ”
"It's weird. ”
Just then, Johansen's phone rang suddenly, and this delicate voice came from the other end of the phone: "Damn bad guy, did you leave me the key to find you tonight?"
"Oh, Jennifer, you've done me a great favor, or I'd really have to squeeze in a bed with the damn homeless guy around here tonight. ”
"Bad guy, then come on, I'll wait for you, tell you secretly, my body is a little hot, can you come and give me an injection later, handsome Mr. Johansen." ”
"Okay, okay. ”
Hanging up the phone, Johansen shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Billy, the woman you introduced is too terrible, this will make me go back again." ”
"Go back, don't open your little clinic, take a few days off, I won't go home, the stinky lady at home knows to watch that damn soap opera all day long, it's too boring, go back and continue to drink, Tom, you have to come too." ”
This man named Tom was more honest, and looked at a certain room upstairs with some hesitation, he knew in his heart that the consequences of not going home would be very miserable, but here was a warm invitation from his brother, and his brain twitched, and he actually made a phone call.
"Hey, dear, can I not go home tonight?" Billy said they were going to play cards all night. ”
"Spank a fart!"
At this moment, one of the windows upstairs was suddenly opened, and a fat woman poked her head out and smashed the wine bottle she was holding in her hand straight down.
"Tom, if you don't come up within three minutes, I'll throw all your stuff in the recycle bin. ”
Such a rough voice provoked the neighbors to curse.
When the man heard this, he immediately rushed upstairs like a crazy rabbit, and soon there was a burst of beating and scolding.
The neighbors laughed and said, "Tom, if I were you, you'd be good at qia."
G's shoot her head!"
"Tom, come to me, I've got a super high headshot rate Ak, I'm comfortable. ”
Billy downstairs shook his head, then patted Johansen and said disdainfully: "Brother, we must not be like this, we need to be free, life needs to be enjoyed, who said that if you get married, you can't stay up all night? Tonight, we will have a beer freedom, pickle girl freedom!"
Johansen shook his head, he always felt that Billy's life was too chic, he usually worked as a community doctor, and the patients he came into contact with every day brought him a lot of negative energy, and he was looking for an opportunity to vent tonight, but he felt that Billy's driving route was a little strange.
"Hey, old man, you're not going to be drunk, are you?
"Relax, man, I'm not drunk, this is a shortcut that I accidentally found while fishing with someone, it can be cut in half, shouldn't you care about whether you can get there, but think about how Jennifer will kneel to you and beg for mercy?"
This made Johansen blush.
"Man, you have to know how bad your life would be without a good brother like me. ”
Billy drove the car and took out a pink jar from the lattice and threw it at him.
"What is this?"
"Show you something good. ”
Billy said, turned on the car TV again, flipped to a video and clicked to play.
It was the product introduction and real-life demonstration of this small jar that was placed on it, and his blood boiled when he saw it.
"Old man, you warm up first, and I'll make sure Jennifer cries and begs for mercy later. ”
Billy's words tickled Johansen's heart, he hadn't been so excited in a long time.
Johansen took the jar and sniffed it, but at this time, he suddenly noticed that an animal's hand appeared next to the window of his car, with some dense scales on it.
"Hey, Billy, what's that!"
This frightened Billy into slamming on the brakes and slamming his head on the steering wheel.
"Damn, what the hell are you doing?"
"Brother, I didn't lie to you, there was a hand by the window just now, like a lizard or something. ”
"You're scared the hell out of me, this is Lake Ender, and it's certainly not surprising that there are lizards in the trees around you so thick. ”
Billy thinks he's making a fuss.
"Relax, man, you haven't taken the medicine yet, why is it like this. ”
Johansen shook his head, and seemed to think it made sense, but if it was really a lizard just now, it would be too exaggerated, because that claw took up most of the car window, so it was estimated that this lizard would be more than a meter long.
Still a little uneasy, he turned on his phone to check the strange news about the area, the latest news was half a year ago, I heard that an angler caught a carp that the lake has ever seen.
It didn't matter if he turned it over later, but a legend about this place caught his attention.
At the end of the eighties of the last century, a monster appeared in the village and attacked many of the herdsmen's livestock, but the taste was very tricky, not eating cattle but sheep, and eating live and not dead.
Later, the monster was named the "Bishopville Monster", and legend has it that it was a lizardman who was more than two meters tall.
"Billy Billy!"
Johansen hurriedly showed him the story.
Who knows, Billy laughed when he saw it.
"I know, man, that's where I grew up, and that's what my mom said when I was a kid afraid I would go to the lake, and we kids here know it's a lie. ”
No sooner had Billy finished speaking than a huge claw broke through the window, grabbed Johansen, and threw him into a tree to the side.
After Johansen was thrown out, he wanted to go to the trunk to get a weapon to deal with it, but looking at the blood splattered everywhere in the car, he was completely stunned, and thinking of the story he had just read, he immediately lay down in place and pretended to be dead.
Time gradually passed, the chewing sound around him had slowly disappeared, Johansen felt uneasy, and lay on the ground for more than two hours, until the sky began to brighten, and his whole body was tired and his hands and feet were numb.
He finally let out a breath of relaxation, only to hear someone in his ear say, "I knew you weren't dead." ”