"Longmen, this is the first time I've been able to come in and play without paying for it."

Looking back at the empty doorway under the Dragon Gate, Wang Quan sighed with emotion.

It was supposed to be a ticket check-in place.

In the past, Longmen was awesome after all, and he didn't participate in Luoyang's annual pass at all, and he had to buy a ticket separately every time he came, and Wang Quan came once in more than 20 years.

Later, Longmen received an iron fist of justice, and finally joined the annual pass attractions.

Since then, Wang Quan has come five times in three years.

But in the final analysis, it costs 60 yuan to apply for an annual pass, which is equivalent to spending money.

Niu Ben next to him was also very uncomfortable, "Big guy, don't say it, I still want to see the Longmen Grottoes." The Longmen Gate of my world has been destroyed in the war hundreds of years ago, and I have never seen the real Longmen Grottoes except for the paintings in the history textbooks. ”

It's a pity that I didn't see it at night.

As far as the eye can see, the mountain walls in front of you are covered with rotting flesh and dark red tentacles.

Wang Quan smiled, "If you really want to see it, I'll come and see it during the day tomorrow." ”

"Then I'm Wu Dalang who married Kardashian, I don't know the depths." Niu Ben shook his head frantically, "It's better for me to stay at the police station honestly during the day."

"By the way, big guy, what to do with those people's corpses? Isn't it good that the comrades at the police station will find out that they are missing tomorrow? ”

"I'm going to make everything make sense, don't worry about that."

Wang Quan waved his hand.

Just change your memory one more time.

He looked at Fang Heng, who was silent, "Brother Fang, which Buddha statue did you do last time you came?"

"Lushena? Or Kasaba and Ananda? Manjushri? Is it Guanyin or the general trend? ”

In fact, there are Amitabha Buddha, Maitreya and Shakyamuni, as well as the Ten Thousand Buddha Caves.

These Buddha statues are particularly fierce when you don't look at them one by one, but in the end, they are just Buddha statues.

Wang Quan has always respected ghosts and gods, and for some reason, he has no respect for these Buddhas in the depths of his heart.

I don't know why.

Fang Heng shook his head, "None of these, those stone Buddhas at that time were relatively flat, they didn't look three-dimensional enough, and they weren't too big, in short, they were weird." ”

Wang Quan was thoughtful.

That's a surprise.

The Longmen Grottoes do not have the kind of stone Buddha that is not three-dimensional enough.

"Forget it, let's go find those three Hellwalkers first."

............

In a cave, two men and a woman were hung upside down in mid-air.

In an open space about the size of two football fields below them, hundreds of stone monks sat cross-legged.

These monks are gray and covered with moss, and they are very flat when viewed from the side, and their facial features and bodies are not three-dimensional when viewed from the front.

Now this group of monks is actually blowing water! It's a dialect!

"Big guy, are you going to the side for a while? (Where to go in a while)"

The three-meter-tall monk above glanced at him and pointed to the woman who was hanging, "THAT WASHING BOARD IS HERE, IT'S TIME TO EAT." (The tablet girl brought it over, it's time to eat). ”

The woman's face changed and she begged for mercy: "Buddha! I'm not good at it! You look at my thin appearance, let's eat them first! ”

Hell Walkers have their own translation of "hell", so the words spoken by these stone Buddhas are all Mandarin to them.

The stone Buddha said: "If you don't eat it, how can you replenish your body?" Sprinkle the family with a disability! If you go out, you have to be ridiculed by those fat monks! ”

The more it spoke, the more angry it became, and slapped the stone table out of the crack, "Mother! It's not what the Sprinkle family thinks about themselves! Aren't those bald donkeys born more than a thousand years early? What's the big deal! It's the same as the second-class stone Buddha! ”

Just as he was about to continue scolding, suddenly a small stone monk ran over outside, shouting as he ran, "Oh no, King!" Three humans are coming in from outside! ”

As soon as his words fell, he only heard a "boom", and a pile of broken stones was blasted in, and hundreds of stone Buddhas were shaken to the ground.

Naturally, it was Wang Quan and the three of them who came in.

Wang Quan held a cigarette in his mouth, looked at the Buddha statues all over the ground, and twitched out of the corners of his eyes, "Speaking Cantonese is so flat, it turns out that it is the Longshan Grottoes......"

Longshan Grottoes, also known as Foshan Sanshui Longmen Grottoes.

It was built more than 20 years ago.

That is, from ninety-three to ninety-six.

Halfway through the repair, I threw it away, and it was abandoned.

People also hung a sign called Longshan Grottoes.

This "hell" is not good!

Can Longmen and Longshan be confused?

Wang Quan glanced at the three people hanging above and said with a smile: "Pretty boy." ”

He heard that the men over there were shouting like that.

But he also had a colleague who had been there for a few years, and that colleague said that it wasn't actually called that.

The three-meter-tall monk also replied with two words, "Mouth." ”

Well, that's what the colleague said over there.

“......”

Wang Quan wasn't angry, he just took out the Soul Breaking Axe.

A minute later, Wang Quan and the three-meter-tall stone Buddha sat calmly at the stone table and chatted.

The stone Buddha swept the severed right arm to the ground to vacate the position and did not block the view, and then the head on the stone table spoke: "Don't fight, don't know each other, Sprinkle the family respects you as a good man, this thing should have never happened, how?" ”

Wang Quan smiled: "You eat people, I am a human being, and then you tell me that it has never happened?" ”

"Don't you eat meat too? Humans on our side were originally bred in captivity to eat, what's the problem? "The stone Buddha is not happy.

If he hadn't really been able to beat it, he would have killed this thing a long time ago.

He is immortal, and can recover even if he is broken into thousands of pieces.

But the severed arm and head of this guy can't be recovered for a while, and it's hard to top.

The group of pimple heads who had already run to the Longmen Grottoes despised them as third-level cripples, and now they really became disabled Buddhas.

Wang Quan smiled: "Then you can still have a good chat with me?" ”

"Nonsense, if you had a female cat on your side who had become sperm and mingled with humans, would you still treat her like a cat? Think about it from another perspective, big guy. ”

Wang Quan thought about it, what this stone monster said was really reasonable!

If the cat becomes a cat lady, he will never think that he is the cat.

But he still shrugged his shoulders, "Blame me? I'm human, so why empathize. ”

That being said, he did not do anything again.

The main thing is that it's not cost-effective.

This group of stone monsters cleared up, and I am afraid that the sky will be dawn, which means that this fourth night is all wasted.

And unlike the Hellwalkers, these monsters were actually dragged from other worlds, and they couldn't enter the real world.

For now, that's true.

"I'm very interested in the group of Buddha statues in the Longmen Grottoes you said."

"Bad luck!" Shi Buddha scolded, "Those dick Buddhas look down on us, think we are copycats from the countryside, and sneer at us every day as earth dogs!"

"Hey! Now that we have taken up their territory, they will go to the wild mountains and eat! ”

Wang Quan: "......"

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and it seems that this sentence is also common in the world of monsters.

"But I'm having a hard time." Wang Quan spread his hands, "Someone told me that you are all here to make trouble, and I can't let you make trouble in my world." ”

Shi Buddha was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Are you talking about Ji Xingyu's girl?" ”

"yes." Wang Quan asked rhetorically, "Is there any problem?" ”

Shi Fo looked serious, "You were deceived by that street fight!" How do you think this world of flesh came about? This is the world of that! She's the one who pulled the pieces of our world over! ”