Chapter 1148: The Tragedy of the Exploding Demon
If I knew what Veras was thinking right now, I would have spurted a mouthful of old blood for ten seconds.
Even if it's hard work for Akara, it's better than being pestered by those bear children, you think I'm really rare for those candies and cookies, and I'm really a street seller...... Oh, it's a puppet bear?
However, uh-huh, if it is the child that Veras gave to herself, then it is not the same, how can her baby NV be compared with those bear children?
Of course, I don't like the process of making children with Veras.
Having said that, I think there will be people who will complain about why it must be an NV child, hum, a guy who doesn't even believe in Bendruid's sixth sense, is simply killed by 10,000 donkeys, even if he takes 100 million steps back, even if it's a boy, just throw him into the deep mountains and old forests to hone with bears and tigers or something, isn't there often such a plot in anime?
So, without knowing what Veras was thinking, I continued to choose to hide.
As a master of the field level, as well as Rogge's first wife, I said that I had already discovered Veras, but ......
My lovely and shy wife, I am not afraid to come out to see you if it is not my husband, and now we are on a very difficult task, and we must have the consciousness of three times without entering the house.
It's just that......
I jerked my ass uneasily.
Is it my delusion? It always felt like Veras's gaze had penetrated the bushes and landed on her ass.
Did you find me? It can't be, such a perfect disguise.
Oh, by the way, it must be because of the interlocking relationship of the spirit, sensing my storage zài.
Thinking of this, I was immediately relieved, but there was still something that I didn't understand.
Discovery is discovery, why ...... Why did she keep her eyes on the butt area? For myself, who has a keen sixth sense, this sight is like the sunlight focused into a point by a magnifying glass, hot and hot, I don't know when my butt will burn, which makes people restless.
Could it be that like those bear kids, Veras is particularly fond of the tail of the Hellfighting Bear? This is not a good thing, although it is not as noble as the tail of the xiǎo fox, but I believe that in this world, any guy with a tail, as long as he is not particularly interesting, most of them should not like their tail to be targeted with hot eyes.
Ahem-
Twisting my ass, I took off my disguise and emerged from the bushes.
"Hey, my lord, aren't you hiding? You'll be found right away, ah, did I bother you? ”
Seeing me appear, Veras, who had a softer smile than usual, seemed to be startled, and the signature subconscious action of half-covering her pretty face made her gentle and beautiful temperament more conspicuous.
Shaking his head and shaking his head, it's okay.
Then again, what does it mean to be "found immediately", does it mean that Veras is already aware of the mission I am carrying out and is afraid of being discovered by the Fallen Alliance?
I see, although I don't know how Veras knew, but I did receive this empathetic heart.
Thus, the perfect misunderstanding arises.
"Having said that, the adult form is really cute, no wonder those xiǎo children like it."
With curiosity and a gaze that gradually became shining, Veras looked up and down, left and right, the form of the Hell Fighting Bear, she had only seen it a few times, and it was all when she was fighting, she was as gentle as her, and she would never ask her husband to change into a special person to let her take a good look, even if it was just a matter of a gesture for the other party.
Not to mention those bear kids, I've had enough of them today
As soon as Veras spoke, I suddenly turned into Godzilla, slammed the tea table of my soul, and then kicked the Empire State Building behind me to the root to calm this resentment.
"That'...... That one...... Big...... Adults can ...... Can I ...... Am I mō a mō? ”
Veras stammered, looking at me with shy and timid moist eyes, as if she felt that such a request was already very arbitrary.
Nodding his head.
Isn't this a matter of course, really, I'm your husband, if you want to mō, you can mō enough, of course the other way around, uh-huh......
Veras's xiǎo hand came up gently, this pair of hands that had been held by himself often for nine years, the shape of the xiǎo felt the temperature, and even the texture on the palm was deeply imprinted in the spirit hún, brushing on the skin máo of the hell fighting bear, like a dress made of nǎi oil, xiǎo heart wings, extremely gentle.
"Wooha~~~"
From the inside of that yòu person's mouth, he let out a very satisfied exclamation.
"Such a fine thickness and softness...... It would be nice if it could be made into clothes......"
Hiss - -
I was being swept by Veras's gentle hand, which was a little comfortable, and I squinted my eyes, and when I heard this, it was like an electric shock, and my whole body was shocked, and my whole body exploded.
Woo, xiǎo Veras, what do you want to do with my máo skin?
"Huh...... Hey, I'm sorry, my lord, I didn't mean that."
Seeing my frightened and pitiful look of the féi sheep in front of the butcher, Veras came back to her senses, and the cute hair ornament in front of Xiōng suddenly swayed from side to side.
"That'...... That, adult...... Yes...... Can you ...... Can you let me hug me again? ”
After resolving the misunderstanding, Veras bowed her head in shyness and remorse for her further requests.
Nodding his head.
Having said that, what's going on with this inexplicable sense of sadness, obviously when I am usually hugged, I will blush shyly, why do I take the initiative to hug now?
I couldn't let go of Veras, who was holding herself with a satisfied face and her cheeks sinking deep into the máo.
"Are you comfortable?"
A voice sounded softly in Veras's ears.
"Your Excellency...... It's so soft, if you can sleep with it...... Hey? ”
Veras, who reacted, found that with the sound in her ears, the feeling of holding a warm jīng silk completely disappeared, and was replaced by a strong xiōng chamber that she was already familiar with in the bones and spirits.
"I'm jealous."
Canceling the transformation and holding Veras in my arms, I lowered my head and whispered in her ear.
"I usually don't want to let me hug it, but I take the initiative to hug it."
"Adults are really, how can anyone eat their own jealousy ......"
Being held in her arms, feeling the pure and reassuring aura coming from the xiōng chamber, Veras's pretty face flushed, and she said with a little crying and laughing.
"Besides...... Again...... It's not that it's not ...... Reluctance to ...... It's just an adult...... Adults always like to be in front of everyone...... In front of you...... How embarrassing...... At least where there is no one...... Whining...... At least in the room...... ...... in the room"
The more she spoke, the lower Veras's voice became, and the redder her pretty face became, and even the Xiōng could feel it through a layer of clothing on her chest, and the temperature of this shy Xiǎo wife's cheeks was constantly rising.
It's so cute, such a shy Jiāo Didi look like Veras is really cute, no, I'm about to be turned upside down by her mí god hún.
"Uh-huh, that is to say, in this kind of no-man's land, you can ......"
Exhaling a hot breath, I gently exhaled and teased at the base of my white and translucent ears.
"Woo~~~"
The cocooned Veras let out a mournful roar, and could only bury her face in the flat and sturdy xiōng chamber like an ostrich.
"No, Xiǎo Veras is not well-behaved, I have to punish it."
Gently pinching Veras's chin, I forcefully lifted her pretty face, which had become jiāoyànyù, and stared at her black eyes set on it like black gems.
"Punishment...... Punishment or something...... Adult ......"
Veras's consciousness had been burned a little blurred and detached by the shyness that was full of shyness.
"Punish you...... How about giving me an NV? ”
For such a charming wife, I naturally moved my index finger and unceremoniously went down to the moist incense.
After more than ten minutes, Veras, whose mouth showed a hint of redness and swelling, turned red and let out a mournful cry, and scurried away from the bushes like a rabbit.
Alas, Veras, you forgot to take your basket.
Looking at the slightly innocent vegetable basket that was placed on the ground, I shook my head slightly.
I haven't had time to do anything, so I can't help but run away shyly, my xiǎolùlù, in this regard, Linya can already be your teacher.
I don't know what kind of gaze I will make when I see the other NV children who come back empty-handed, and then see the other NV children who I came back with the food basket and then returned, in this case, Veras is estimated to have to be shy for several days in the teasing eyes of the NV children.
Turning back into the form of Hellfighting Bear, I picked up the basket and tried to stuff it into my inventory, but suddenly I had a flash of inspiration.
If you carry the basket on your arm...... This scene has a sense of childhood déjà vu.
I really tried to "equip" the basket and was stunned for a few seconds.
Mama Bear walks on the dusk xiǎo road home from grocery shopping......
Daddy, this is
After complaining to myself, I turned around and burrowed back into the bushes, continuing to monitor the sub-station in the open space thousands of meters away.
What made me more depressed was that Old Man Farah appeared in sight seemingly very dutifully.
In this way, he will not be able to catch any tricks.
I now have a deep grudge against Old Man Farrah, ten times deeper than the old drunkard who robbed him of his sweets and cookies.
He and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, the two old horsemen, actually tried to turn themselves into mothers, which was really self-defeating.
Therefore, it is more urgent than anyone else to catch him, and he specially left it for the last inspection, just to give him enough time to be impatient, and then take the opportunity to be lazy.
I didn't expect that now hope is shattered.
As for why I used the word "seemingly" in the first place, I only had to look at the scene there a little.
Old man Farah actually openly erected a simple shed near the teleportation station, moved all the real tools that could swing at home, and tinkered with magic in the wooden shed.
Moreover, a sign was erected outside the wooden shed.
Pedestrians are forbidden, do not disturb, loud noises may also lead to explosions, and the injured will take their own responsibility, and the elder will not be responsible.
Most of these adventurers who came back from various areas have been trained in the Rogge camp, and no one knows the name of the explosion magic pull, no one knows, many adventurers, after leaving the camp for more than ten years, are woken up by some noise every night, and after opening their eyes in a daze, they will instinctively mutter: That bomb demon, what are you messing with, so that people don't sleep.
Therefore, no one will doubt the words on the wooden card, originally, even if you don't bother this old man, it will explode, so let's leave this dangerous place quickly.
In this way, the adventurer who came out of the teleportation array, as long as he glanced at the wooden card, his face would change drastically, and then he quickly left with silent steps, and God knows if there would be any strange sequelae left behind by a failed magic act, such as suddenly having an extra tuǐ, or suddenly missing a tuǐ or something like that......
Of course, there are also some studious wizards who will stand in the distance, carefully observing Farah's real yàn, although he has a great reputation for repeated defeats and battles, but the old man Farrah's unparalleled understanding of magic can penetrate one or two in the real yàn, which has benefited these young wizards a lot.
Many people will wonder why this old man understands magic so thoroughly, and is it really good or does it explode?
On the one hand, it is the deep-rooted nature of the Explosive Demon Genus, and if it doesn't explode for a day, it is estimated that Farah himself will not be able to sleep, and secondly, it will be ...... In the final analysis, it's because this old man always likes to do something weird, very mén-like.
After squatting for a while, I suddenly felt bored.
Although Old Man Farah played magic without doing his job, he couldn't deny that he also let those adventurers settle down, and he didn't even dare to amplify his voice, and the order here was better than that of Seattle and the old drunkard.
Ginger, it's still old and spicy.
I sighed, patted my ass out of the bushes, and searched everywhere.
It's nice to have an inconspicuous stone under your feet.
Pick up the stone and aim in the direction of the teleporter, to the left and to the right.
Aim at the target and send shè
"Good, good"
Farah, who had completely entered the state of a real madman, was fully engrossed in an eye that had not blinked for many xiǎo, and when she stared at the pale yellow sè liquid that had just been completed in her hand, she finally narrowed, and her wrinkled old face like tree bark slowly stretched.
"Just mix this bottle of yào water with this bottle of yào water, and you're done."
Picking up a yellowed scroll of ancient animal skins, looking at the intricate magic formulas and patterns on it, Farah nodded in acknowledgment, and then laughed.
This is the smoothest ever real yàn.
As long as you complete this bottle of "Hair Growth Recipe Handed Down from the Prosperous Age of Magic", in less than a month, your beard can restore the past style and kill the old Xiǎo Zi of Mu Dwarf Winter Melon.
Remembering how often Muradin pretended to stroke his beard in front of his eyes, Farah gritted his teeth.
Now, as long as the last step is completed, it will be 30 years to Hedong and 30 years to Hexi
With a reverent expression, holding a bottle of yào water in each hand, Farah swallowed hard, and poured one of the bottles of yào water slowly at an angle to the other bottle, just when the liquid inside was about to flow out, his movements suddenly stopped, and after thinking for a moment, he leveled the two bottles again, this time pouring the other bottle into the original bottle.
"Ding~~~"
The first drop of yellow liquid flowing out of the mouth of the bottle, showing a pearl-like viscous form, slowly dripped through the bottleneck, and at this moment, time seemed to slow down, and Farah forgot about the outside world, staring at the liquid that was falling down little by little.
The two liquids were about to come into contact, and the moment Farah's eyes gradually smiled, a subtle white light passed straight through the bottle.
"Huh?"
As if acting, his smile stiffened......
"Boom---"
The next moment, a huge explosion sounded in the open space in front of the Mage Guild, and a violent air current swept through the entire teleportation station, rolling many adventurers who had just come out of the teleportation array and had not had time to sigh that Hu Hansan had returned again.
With this huge explosion and the vigorous "publicity" of many disgraced adventurers, Farah once again re-established his prestige among many adventurers who had forgotten the name of "Explosive Demon".
Think of it as a little interest.
Looking at the exploding mushroom cloud rising from the clearing, I nodded with satisfaction, put the vegetable basket on my shoulder, and in such a perfect harmless disguise of humans and animals, in the midst of a chaotic and sluggish crowd of onlookers, the figure quietly sneaked in and disappeared in front of the Mage Guild.
I said...... Dear Wu, we are very grateful that you have this heart, but before that, allow me to take the liberty of asking, do you know how to cook? ”
Seeing me walk in with a basket of vegetables, Kane and Akara, who were busy inside, looked sluggish.
It's rude, these two guys, tomato egg soup or something, I'll still make it.
Besides, it's not to buy it to comfort you, it's to pick up Veras's disguise, disguise, do you understand?
After listening to my report on patrolling for most of the day, Akara nodded with satisfaction.
"Very well, Wu, let's continue to do this tomorrow."
"Akara nǎinǎi, didn't I say it, are you really sure that the Fallen Alliance will come and make trouble?"
Today, after a whole day, I found three strange people--Old Drunkard, Seattle, and Old Man Farah.
Can I arrest these guys and torture them? Can't you? Is it really not possible anyway?
The post in the forum xiǎo seven saw it, and I thank you very much for your enthusiasm, however, xiǎo seven has to be responsible for his helpless decision this time, so the next thing is to give xiǎo seven on the line, and you can't even affect everyone to follow the heart.
In addition, Mishan has already received a message from Tencent's customer service first, and so far, the blocked group has no other way than to dissolve and rebuild, so the dissolution of a group may be advanced, and a new group number will be released at that time.