Chapter 2 Choosing a name
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The mission was accomplished, and Senju Tsuruma and Madara Uchiha were not so eager to return to Konoha as well.
On the contrary, it is like going out to travel along the way.
But also, like their current strength, no one in the entire ninja world has the courage to confront them.
It is said that it is out to carry out a mission, and it is more like going out to have a good time.
"Madara, you see that this kid grew up because he fused the cells of the two of us, so it's our flesh and blood, right? Why don't we give him a name? ”
As he walked, he asked his friend seriously.
Although Madara Uchiha didn't give any response, Senju Tsuruma didn't care, and instead began to think seriously about his proposal.
Ling Yu didn't know anything about the Thousand Hands Pillar who wanted to name himself, and he didn't know why, Ling Yu especially wanted to sleep as soon as he arrived in Madara Uchiha's arms.
Is it because he has his genes in his body? So it's particularly reassuring?
Ling Yu didn't think too much about this, he blamed all this on the nature of babies, after all, babies always grow up in eating, sleeping, and then excreting.
Just as Ling Yu was falling asleep, the one who was walking in front suddenly jumped up.
His face was filled with a smile of excitement and joy:
"Madara! I've got it! Our children are called the Thousand Hands Room! ”
After saying that, there is also a thousand hands room eh thousand hands room! What a beautiful name! It's almost written on his face that he is about to praise me, and he is about to praise me......
Madara Uchiha listened to his friend's words, and his already bright eyes suddenly widened like copper bells.
"Columns? You're not kidding, are you? Called the Thousand Hands Room? ”
Hearing Madara's words, Thousand Hands Pillar glanced at the other party suspiciously, and then said innocently:
"What's wrong? Isn't that a nice name? ”
Madara Uchiha took a deep breath, holding Ling Yu with one hand and covering his forehead with the other, trying not to distort his face:
"You bastard, what are your family's names? Between the plates, between the doors, between the tiles, between the columns! Now I'm going to get a room for this kid! Your family was born in the construction team! Why don't you all go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun? ”
For Madara Uchiha's low roar, Senju Pillar seemed to have become accustomed to it.
I don't know if it's because I've been sprayed too much by my brother, or because I've been sprayed too much by my daughter-in-law......
More likely......
Pillar stole a glance at Madara Uchiha beside him, and then smirked casually.
"Hahaha~ It turns out that my father's name is so meaningful~"
Ling Yu, who was in Madara Uchiha's arms, was also woken up by the movement of the two at this time......
At this time, he was blinking his eyes at the two ninja legends, and he didn't know that he had almost been given the name of the Thousand Hands Room just now.
Fortunately, he didn't know, if he knew, he would probably be sad for three days and three nights, and then he would die of constipation......
Madara Uchiha looked at his old friend and was speechless again.
After a while, it was Madara Uchiha who broke the peace:
"This kid will be called Ling Yu in the future!"
Madara's tone is unmistakable, giving the impression that it is the will of a king and cannot be resisted.
Hearing this name, Ling Yu's first reaction was God!
Madara is a god!
It's the same as the name before I crossed over!
Ling Yu said that he was very satisfied!
When the Thousand Hands Pillar heard the name Ling Yu, he immediately felt that it was good, it sounded very good.
But the problem came again......
He froze and looked at Madara Uchiha with a smile:
"Madara, will this child be called Thousand Hands Ling Yu in the future? It looks pretty good~hahahaha~"
It's okay not to say this, but when he heard this, Madara Uchiha suddenly exploded, and immediately stared at his big eyes and looked at the Thousand Hands Pillar:
"What a joke! Of course, this kid should be called Uchiha Lingyu! How can you have the surname Thousand Hands! ”
It seems that there are still a lot of things worth exploring in his body, otherwise these two people wouldn't be so anxious to assign their belongings, right?
Ling Yu, who had experienced the background of the Great Era, couldn't help but speculate maliciously about the thoughts of Pillar and Uchiha Madara.
But soon, reality dealt a blow to Ling Yu.
I saw that the thousand hands between the pillars glanced at his mouth unwillingly, and said angrily:
"It's clear that I proposed it first to take a name, why do you suddenly have the surname Uchiha? You know, he's half my blood! ”
Madara Uchiha didn't speak, just stared at Senju Pillar, the expression on his face was a little unhappy no matter how he looked at it.
Senjutsu seemed to be infected by Madara Uchiha's performance as well, and he moved his hands and feet slightly.
"Madara! Do you want to come to a fight! I can give you two hands! ”
Looking at this sudden scene, Ling Yu didn't know how to feel, and ......
Could it be that this pillar has also crossed over?
If not, then it's too cunning!
Who doesn't know that you have a ninjutsu called a real thousand hands, then there are really a thousand hands!
Let Madara have two hands now, and you can say it too?
But that's not the point, the point is that the two of them are fighting, maybe they will accidentally give themselves to Huo Huo......
Ling Yu didn't want to see such an ending, in this helpless situation, Ling Yu could only use his baby's advantage to declare his sense of existence......
"Uh-huh~uh-huh~uh-huh~"
Ling Yu's plan was successful, and when Senju Tsuruma and Madara Uchiha heard his cry, they all stopped their preparations to make a move.
"Oops~ Madara, what's wrong with this kid crying? Isn't it scary? ”
Madara Uchiha rolled his eyes:
"Shut up, what can a kid of this age know? This situation is not pulled after crying, how can there be so many emotions for him to behave? ”
I have to say that people just can't stand the chatter......
Ling Yu, who was originally good, didn't feel it, but when Madara said this, he only felt a gurgling cry in his stomach.
Since they were already pretending to cry and were hungry, Ling Yu simply arranged for them to be ear-filled.
Just when the Thousand Hands Pillar looked at Ling Yu at a loss, not knowing what to do.
Madara Uchiha neatly opened the wrapping cloth and checked that there was no excrement in Ling Yu's crotch.
Then he said to the Thousand Hands Pillar:
"Ling Yu is hungry, you go and find a way to catch a suckling animal to feed him."
Senjuju scratched his head, turned around and left without saying anything.
Madara Uchiha looked at Ling Yu, who had stopped crying, and didn't speak, just stared at him directly.
Ling Yu was so flustered in his heart...... I forgot to even cry......
This is Madara Uchiha! Madara!
Panicked, scared, pitiful, helpless...... Shivering......
Just when Ling Yu was full of uncertainties, Madara Uchiha looked at the little Ling Yu and smiled, like the warm sun blooming in the cold winter, extremely brilliant!
I only heard him say softly but in a complicated way:
"You're a child of me and the pillars......"