17th Quarter Big Ball (3 Votes)
I slept with the bell last night, this is the consequence, although I just slept with my arms in my arms, the result was that Yun Ye had to take a concubine, from Li Anlan and Xin Yue's disdainful eyes, Yun Ye knew that his good reputation was completely ruined.
Happily, only the grandmother gave the bell the little belongings she had saved over the years, and the housekeeper ran to the Ministry of Rites three times to get the identity of the bell, and at the same time brought back a set of official uniforms.
"Husband, the bell is too old, he is already twenty years old, it is a loss of identity to be a concubine like this, otherwise you can take a look and pick a young one?" Xin Yue doesn't care if the little bell is a concubine now, she cares more about the face of the Yun family now, to be honest, it is indeed a bit embarrassing to accept a twenty-year-old concubine, the housekeeper went to the Ministry of Rites, the main thing is to verify whether the Yun family really accepted the concubine, and the official who came to ask was chased and killed by Yun Ye for three miles.
No one can understand Yun Ye's current mood, he has always had a feeling similar to his brother for the little bell, and suddenly she became his wife, or took the initiative herself, if she sued the people that she was not conscious at all, it was just a mistake, and the little bell would have no second way to go except to hang herself.
There are thousands of maids in Chang'an City who are slept with by their masters every year, but there are only a few who succeed in becoming concubines with positions.
Seeing the appearance of the little bell answering shyly, Yun Ye couldn't say a word of justification, but Xin Yue still believed in her husband, the little bell and the beauty like a green onion had not been touched in all these years, how could there be an accident in an instant, from her husband's expression, she had already concluded that her husband regarded the little bell as herself or Li Anlan when he was in a daze.
"I'm going on my honeymoon, just me and Bell, you two stay at home and eat melon seeds."
Li Anlan didn't care, she had long wanted to stuff the bell to Yun Ye, but now she finally succeeded, and said indifferently with melon seeds: "There is a newcomer." Forget about the old people. This is the nature of men, go, go, I'll take Rong'er to live by myself. ”
The words were tragic, but that indifferent attitude made people's hearts burn, the little bell shyly snuggled in Li Anlan's arms and was coquettish, and Li Anlan scratched the bell's eyebrows. Suddenly glanced at Yun Ye strangely, his eyes rolled, and he immediately couldn't get up with a smile, the little bell stupidly told her that the marquis slept with herself that day, this meaning is too broad, two possibilities. I chose the most likely one, and today I found out that the bell is still a virgin, if I don't understand what happened, I will be in Lingnan for three years in vain.
After talking to Xin Yue, the two of them couldn't live with a smile in their arms, and the little bell was laughed inexplicably, looking at them in horror, thinking that the two noblewomen had a convulsion.
Yun Ye also laughed. Li Anlan finally stopped laughing. dragged the bell and went to the bedroom, Yun Ye knew. In this woman's room there is a picture book of the Spring Palace.
"A twenty-year-old woman doesn't know about these things in the house, husband, are you going to teach her first and then round the house?" Xin Yue was very proud that she could tell such a funny joke, and she was immediately infected by her own jokes, and she couldn't breathe.
The Yun family has a third lady, and the friends in Chang'an City know about it, and the eldest grandson Chong rushed back from Jingzhou to see what kind of stunning beauty the new brother and sister is, who can seduce Yun Ye, who is like a jade, regardless of her age of twenty.
Cheng Chumo's groom official did it for less than fifteen days, and when he heard about it, he immediately left his wife at home and came over to see the excitement, saying that marrying a wife and marrying virtue, taking a concubine, Yun Ye, a person with a very high vision, what kind of glamorous blessing will he have.
After the bell came out to meet the guests, these bastards left in a hurry, not because the bell was not beautiful, but because they were too familiar, what was strange about marrying the bell, they had long thought that the bell was Yun Ye's maid in the room, and it was extremely boring.
A group of people stabbed persimmons with long poles around a persimmon tree, not to eat, but to see whose head the persimmon would fall on, Li Chengqian's head was already full of persimmon pulp, Cheng Chumo's mouth was relatively large, and the persimmon fell on his mouth when it fell, and he was happy for a while, forgetting to peel the persimmon to eat, and his tongue would not bend if it was astringent.
Li Tai stood under the persimmon tree, scolding Li Huairen for playing a card, obviously there are still four cards in his hand, why did it become two in an instant? If you lose your cards, you will be smashed by persimmons.
Li Huairen laughed, the long pole in his hand stabbed more vigorously, and the persimmons rained down on Li Tai's body, and after a while, the whole person seemed to be fished out of the sauce jar.
Three trees have been brought to disaster, only Li Ke is still wearing a moon-white robe and is not stained, his cleanliness is becoming more and more strict, and now it has developed to the point that no matter where you go, you have to bring your own tea bowls, rice bowls, spoons, white silk handkerchiefs are absolutely only used once, and your feet can not touch the ground, so you don't touch the ground, the most excessive thing is that he now wears a cone hat for women when he goes out, Cheng Chumo said that in another three years, he will be the second satisfied, and the popular drama "Mulan" in Chang'an should go to him as the starring role.
Since the three evils of Chang'an, there have been three sons of Chang'an, led by Li Ke, who has first-class knowledge and excellent demeanor, I heard that he can care for women meticulously, and there are already more women in the family than others.
So he stubbornly thinks that he is dashing, and his younger brother Li Dian should have a little shadow of his own, when he saw the smirking Li Dian give a basket of the largest grapes to the wolf, just in exchange for a thank you from the wolf, he happily opened his teeth and claws, and then was caught by Xiao Wu and blackmailed the situation, annoyed with a fan and gently knocked his head, that basket of grapes is the essence of all the grapes in the cellar of his palace, Li Yang picked two hours in the cellar before making up a basket, The most taboo thing about this kind of placed fresh is turning, and the remaining grapes in the cellar are estimated to not last for a few days.
"Why don't you open your mind?" Just turned his head, a red persimmon flew over his head, and with a slight tilt of his head, the persimmon flew over his cheeks. That group of people went crazy, and felt that it was too stupid to stay in place and wait for the persimmon to fall off their heads, and now they are starting to fight with persimmons, and the persimmons that flew over just now were just an accident.
One is an accident, but the appearance of accidents one after another is not an accident, a big move turned over and planted seedlings before standing still, two persimmons were accurately printed on his face, one persimmon is very hard, not fully ripe, smashed on the cheeks and hurt, fell to the ground did not crack, this is a fucking stone, Li Ke screamed and joined the battle group......
In the bathhouse of the yellow rat's house, seven people were soaked in the water naked, and Cheng Chumo groaned in pain and said: "Bored, I won't go to the palace tomorrow to be on duty, it's too boring, too boring, too ......."
"I don't know why I promised my dad to go to Jingzhou, where there are sparsely populated and wild beasts are rampant, I hunt in addition to hunting, the bandits and lake bandits have all run into the depths of Daze, Nuoda Yunmengze has now become a place where bandits are rampant, I hate dealing with bandits, there is no technical content to exterminate them, I need to find more cunning enemies, and then deal with bandits, I feel that I have become a lot more stupid."
"I'm not bad, I have countless books to read, countless pieces to read, and I start busy every day when I wake up, and I can't take a break until the lights go out."
Li Huairen sneered and said: "My father now raises me as a pig, as long as he doesn't get into trouble, just stay at home and play chess with his old man, but his chess skills are too stinky, I can kill him with a cart and a horse, I can't win yet, he will lose his temper if he wins, and he will laugh at me if he loses, and I can't live my life." ”
"A group of laymen, we have flowers in spring, leaves in summer, fruits in autumn, snow in winter, beautiful women in our spare time, playing the piano and playing harmony, elegance and fun, the beauty is a story, I don't know how I can endure you laymen for so many years, it seems that I have to continue to endure."
"It's time to move my bones, I feel like I'm rusty, I can hear the sound of my bones rubbing when I walk, especially under the Wude Palace, it's even more terrifying, that laughing Cangsheng is about to become a night owl, and his green eyes can be seen everywhere in the dark."
"There is no such possibility, His Majesty will never put all seven of us outside, the insects went to the Western Regions and there was a slaughter, and when I went to Goryeo, there was a no-man's land, and the civil and military eyes of the Manchu Dynasty were looking at us deadly, unable to move."
"Yezi, in fact, what I want most is to take 100,000 soldiers and horses, I am the commander, Chu Mo is the vanguard, the worm is the left wing, Huairen is the right wing, you are the rear camp, Qingque is in charge of the general, Xiao Ke is in charge of the food, we start from Yumen Pass, march to the west, break the city, destroy the country, and kill until the end of the sky, see what else is in the sky for us to continue to conquer."
Yun Ye sat up, looked at the few guys who were immersed in their dreams, and said loudly: "Kill a fart, if your general is enough to build a giant boat, the result of our journey to the west is that you find yourself killing back to Datang again, and the landing place is Dengzhou, there will definitely be no mistake." ”
"Impossible, we went all the way to the west, and we didn't go back, why did we run to Dengzhou? That's the east, you're a road idiot, we're not. "Eldest Sun Chong was very dissatisfied with Yun Ye's nonsense.
"Bug, let's make a bet, I don't care if you go east or west, or even south or north, as long as you keep going, you will definitely go to the starting point, trust me, you can't be wrong, this is something that someone paid for blood to figure out, and you will be on top of a big ball. (To be continued......)
PS: The third quarter is delivered, and I ask for votes again