Chapter 436: The Pocket Bike Wears Its Crotch
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Maybe it's still the contribution of Bonella who has been in the locker room, although he stubbornly insists on continuing to compete, but Sissoko, who has always been awkward in his knee joint, failed to keep up with Zhuo Yang this time, and he was haunted by Zhuo Yang like an immortal soul throughout the game.
Ji Momoko also made a meritorious service, although he knew that Zhuo Yang would not give him a pass, but Momoko still did not hesitate to make a straight and diagonal intersection with Zhuo Yang, and he successfully blocked Nocerino who tried to intercept Zhuo Yang.
Stendaldo and Giellini were in a misplaced position, and Zhuo Yang took advantage of the momentary hesitation between them to put the tackle in the high-speed dribbling of the ball, and performed a zigzag step, and the three touches of the ball passed through like lightning.
Future barrister Stendaldo used his slender fingers to leave three scratches on Zhuo Yang's neck as he swept by. Although turning around has always been criticized, Jiaojiao still bravely turned around and chased towards Zhuo Yang.
There was only one Buffon in the penalty area in front of Zhuo Yang.
Buffon no longer had the luxury of expecting Zhuo Yang to give up teasing himself, he quickly lowered his center of gravity while attacking quickly, and predicted in his mind which direction Zhuo Yang might make a feint in which direction he might make a feint, and in which direction he should tease himself.
As the number one goalkeeper in world football today, Gianluigi Buffon knows the shooting habits of all types of strikers. Technical strikers who like to tease the goalkeeper will start to make movements three steps in front of the goalkeeper, whether fake or true, this position is the most reasonable, and Zhuo Yang is no exception.
Sure enough, three steps away from Buffon, Zhuo Yang changed the rhythm of the ball, and in the blink of an eye, his legs went around the ball in succession. This is perhaps the fastest and smallest frequency of action on a bicycle, a pocket bike.
Buffon was shaken, and he leaned down again to adjust his weight to his left, as he expected Zhuo Yang to pass him this way after his feint.
However, Buffon thought too much, and Zhuo Yang stabbed the ball directly on his toes after stepping on the pocket bike. The speed was not fast at all, and the ball passed unhurriedly under Buffon's wide open crotch. The temperature was very low today, and Buffon felt that his crotch was cold and his prostate was frozen.
Such a big man, such a long pair of legs, and the center of gravity is pressed to such a bottom, a green train can naturally drive between the legs, not to mention football.
Passing through Buffon's crotch, the ball rolled into the goal line as if it were a joke, and before it could touch the net, it lost momentum and stopped. And before it could go in, Zhuo Yang had already run away with his arms outstretched. There was no contact with Buffon, who was slowly falling on his back, and he did not touch the delicate clothes that were chasing after him.
In the 90+3, Zhuo Yang scored twice with his second shot of the game, AC Milan 3:3 Juventus. An equaliser in stoppage time in the face of adversity was more enjoyable than a mediocre victory. The Milanese have retained their third place in the table on the road and have also maintained their unbeaten run this season.
The game was over, and as soon as the game was restarted, the referee blew the final whistle. Before the end of the game, the number of the two sides also became equal, Stendaldo scratched Zhuo Yang's neck in the defense, and the referee did not forget to chase him a yellow card when the ball went in, and then he protested and made insulting remarks at the referee and was turned into two yellows and one red.
The Juventus people were very helpless when they saw the end of the game and the elated Milanese, they all saw that Zhuo Yang was not in good shape today, and only found two shooting opportunities in the whole game, which really damaged his reputation as the 'goal demon king'.
But things in the world are so difficult to figure out, in the first half of this season, when the two teams met for the first time at the San Siro, Zhuo Yang, who was in good form, took nine shots from AC Milan, but he didn't score anything, and all of them were ruthlessly blocked by Buffon. Zhuo Yang, who was not in good shape today, only hit the goal twice, but he pierced twice, and Buffon seemed to be fake.
Who to talk to?
"It still hurts in my neck, let's go and apply some medicine first." Maldini cared about the blood marks on Zhuo Yang's neck.
"It's fine, it doesn't hurt much." Zhuo Yang took the palm of his hand and dipped the wound, and there was a trace of blood in his palm. "Horses, this is our 19th draw, a record-breaking, a little bit of that."
With this draw, AC Milan's tally of draws this season has reached 19, breaking Inter's previous record of 18 draws in a single season. It's obviously not a glorious record, and with five rounds to come, who's to say it won't continue to expand?
"Alasββ, just record it, it's better than losing this one." Maldini sighed, but he didn't see any unhappiness.
At the end of 33 rounds, AC Milan is third with 61 points and Juventus is fourth with 60 points. The good news is that the top of the table Inter Milan have also drawn and they now have 71 points, and the bad news is that Roma have won, and 66 points have left AC Milan in a bit of a mess.
Originally, the league goal of protecting four and fighting for two, among them, because of the recent lack of strength of rival Fiorentina, AC Milan has no pressure, and after surpassing Juventus to sit in third, the club is aiming at the second place in Rome.
The top two teams in Serie A can directly participate in the main round of the Champions Cup, while the third and fourth places will first play a two-legged elimination qualifier. Although the qualifying round is not as difficult as the knockout round in the main round, what if? If you have bad luck, which declining aristocratic team will be drawn, who would dare to say that you will win this kind of one-on-one elimination with great chance?
Whether or not you can enter the Champions League is purely the difference between heaven and hell for the giants, so why not build the road to heaven into a smooth road.
Speaking of the Champions Cup, AC Milan has always been the only seed in Serie A with both major European cup competitions reaching the semi-finals this season. Roma, the only remaining winner of the Champions Cup, also fell to Manchester United with an aggregate score of 0:3 over two legs, although they failed to achieve the shame of 1:7 last season, but to tell the truth, Roma can reach the quarterfinals is already very commendable.
In the semi-finals of the Champions League, there was once again a three-year battle against Lu Bu. After Manchester United, Liverpool beat Arsenal 5-3 over two legs in a Premier League civil war to reach the last four of the Champions League for the third year in a row. Chelsea knocked out this season's Champions League dark stars Fenerbahce 3-2 in two games, and in the second leg, Ribery Scar scored a crucial second goal.
Last year's Lub was AC Milan and this year it was Barcelona. Barcelona eliminated Bayern Munich 1-0 in two, and Piggy felt like he was really a dog. Barcelona did not play Ronaldinho and Messi in the two legs, Messi is recuperating from an injury, and Ronaldo is said to be recuperating from an injury, but in fact his condition is so bad that he is really unbearable, saying that recuperating is to look good.
In the semi-finals, Manchester United vs Barcelona and Chelsea vs Liverpool. Grandpa Mertesacker and Scar Ribery are making a bet on who will make it to the final and who will win the championship.
The little pig said, "There are no tigers in the mountains, you know."
The second brother said: I left a rose red, do you know that it is the prosperity of the world.
The butcher said: What, Zhuo Yang has no problem there, it depends on which of you two will compete with him for the UEFA Super Cup in August.
Zhuo Yang said: If you two can meet in the final in Moscow, I will invite our brothers to go to China for vacation.
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