"Ahh

With a scream in the morning, the beautiful day officially began.

Zeng Xiaoxian is holding a lollipop and dipping it in milk, this is his unique way of eating, he is good at dipping all kinds of things in milk, fritters or anything, and what is even more ruthless is that he can even dip milk and eat chewing gum.

Then I saw Hu Yifei running out angrily: "Why are there the best everywhere these days, Zeng Xiaoxian, did you do it!" ”

"What did I do?" Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands, very innocent.

"Who else can do this kind of thing but you!" Hu Yifei said.

"Yifei, what's wrong?" Tang Youyou was curious and asked.

Hu Yifei explained angrily: "I just bought a new version of Detective Conan, and I burst into tears as soon as I saw the second page, I don't know which bastard drew a circle on the head of a certain character with a pen, and wrote: This is the murderer!" “

"Hahaha..."Zeng Xiaoxian and Tang Youyou glanced at each other and couldn't help laughing.

Hu Yifei's action to track down the murderer finally came to an end, Zeng Xiaoxian swore to the sky that he would never do it, Hu Yifei saw that he was sincere, so he chose to believe him, the remaining suspect could only be one of the few boys in 3602, Hu Yifei was ready to free his hands to find out this person again.

But there is no need to wait for her to solve the case, Zhang Wei will send it to the door by himself.

Hu Yifei went downstairs to the laundry room to wash clothes, and when he came back, he threw the laundry basket on the ground in a huff.

Tang Youyou was practicing knife skills with a kitchen knife, and when he saw this, he asked, "Yifei, I didn't get well just now, what's wrong?" ”

Zhang Wei, who followed behind, looked very proud: "She is unhappy because I won her five yuan." ”

Tang Youyou was surprised and sympathetic: "Really? You dare to win even a little money? Don't want to live anymore? ”

For Zhang Wei, poverty is even more terrible than death, so he is not afraid of Hu Yifei's death threats at all: "I guessed how many clothes Yifei washed today." ”

"He happened to be nothing remarkable." Hu Yifei was not convinced.

Tang Youyou thought about it for a while, and whispered to Hu Yifei: "Maybe he secretly looked at your laundry basket..."

"Huh? Such a pervert, you! Hu Yifei pointed at Zhang Wei with disdain.

Zhang Wei hurriedly explained: "How is it possible, I just noticed that you haven't done laundry for a week, and you have been wearing the same clothes in the last three days, reasoning." At the end, he pointed to his head, "This is the wisdom of a lawyer." ”

Tang Youyou tightened her clothes, not to mention whether she was wise or not, she even felt that Zhang Wei's behavior of paying attention to girls' clothes was even more perverted than peeking at the laundry basket.

Zhang Wei still refused to give up: "Yifei, she didn't guess me." ”

Hu Yifei was not angry: "How can I deduce that you washed seven socks in five days!" ”

"Because I only have seven." Zhang Wei spread his hands and said, "But I don't blame you, because my reasoning and analysis ability is already stronger than most people." ”

As he spoke, he patted Hu Yifei on the shoulder.

"Hey, you've only won five bucks, are you so proud! You want to say you're smarter than all of us? Hu Yifei couldn't get used to his appearance, squinted his eyes, and wondered how to kill Zhang Wei's unhealthy trend.

"There is no need to prove this, analytical reasoning has always been my forte, otherwise how would I have guessed at a glance who the real murderer is!" Zhang Wei said confidently.

"It's you! You've ruined my whole set of comics, and I'm going to teach you a lesson! Let you know what it means to be wise and brave! Hu Yifei chased Zhang Wei around the table twice before being stopped by Tang Youyou.

Zhang Wei was particularly inflated today, perhaps it was five yuan that gave him endless courage, and he stretched out his hand and said seriously: "I admit that you are very brave, but wisdom has always been my strength." ”

"Okay, it seems that I need to test your IQ, let's play a game, if you answer my intelligence question correctly, I will admit that you are not brain-dead, and lose you an extra fifty dollars." Hu Yifei already had a plan in his heart and threw out the bait.

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up when he heard the fifty yuan, and he really took the bait: "I advise you not to regret it, I did an intelligence test in an orphanage, and the teacher said that if my IQ is reduced by forty, it can barely be defined as a genius." ”

"Hmph, the intelligence detector in your orphanage is not even as good as my microwave oven, if you lose, you will have to lose money to me!"

"It's a deal." Zhang Weizhi confidently responded.

The two pulled out their chairs and sat down, with a tense atmosphere: "The time limit is thirty seconds, please listen to the question!" ”

Tang Youyou didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, so he took a small hammer and knocked it on the table.

Hu Yifei was a little speechless: "Yoyo, we are answering questions intellectually, not boxing." ”

"I just want to liven up the atmosphere..."Tang Youyou was very innocent.

Hu Yifei didn't pay attention to Tang Youyou's funny, and looked at Zhang Wei: "Ask questions!" “

"Wait!" The door of 3601 was pushed open, Bo Yu pulled Xinling and ran in, the two of them went aside, each with a bag of potato chips, and ate it with a click, and then said, "You can continue." ”

"Hey, which play are you playing again?" Hu Yifei looked at the two of them as if they were eating melons, and asked weakly.

"Boyu said that he smelled the smell of a good show, so he pulled me over to watch the excitement, do you want to have some?" Xinling explained, and by the way, he also greeted Tang Youyou.

"Good idea." Tang Youyou ran over and sat next to Xinling, and the three of them watched strongly while eating potato chips.

Hu Yifei didn't have the heart to worry about them, and the top priority was to take care of Zhang Wei, an overinflated guy.

"Ask! Why don't polar bears eat penguins? Hu Yifei stared at Zhang Wei and asked.

"I know, because polar bears are in the North Pole and penguins are in Antarctica!" Zhang Wei thought for a moment and then replied.

"Correct!" Tang Youyou jumped up and decided.

"Yoyo, where are you?" Hu Yifei looked at her and asked.

"I... I'm neutral. Tang Youyou can only deliberately sell cuteness under Hu Yifei's obscenity.

"Bring the money, fifty!" Zhang Wei stretched out his hand to Hu Yifei.

"Don't worry, the next bet is 100 yuan, can you take it?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Ahem." Bo Yu coughed lightly and reminded: "Zhang Wei, accept it when you see it." ”

Hu Yifei glared at a glance

"It's okay, I'm in charge of intelligence in the apartment, and I still have this confidence." Zhang Weihun didn't care, he was full of confidence, "Let's get the question." ”

"Question, if Zeng Xiaoxian climbs the tree to pick melons, he can pick one a minute, but two will fall for every ten picks, how many can he pick a day?"

"It's simple, I'm the best at mental arithmetic." Zhang Wei waved his fingers and calculated, and asked cheekily, "Can I use a calculator?" ”

Tang Youyou saw that Hu Yifei had no intention of objecting, and took out a calculator from his back waist and handed it to Zhang Wei.

"Wow, Yoyo, why are you carrying such a big calculator with you?" Xinling asked puzzled.

"Oh, this is my exclusive encouragement, whenever I am scolded by the director and feel frustrated, I will take out the calculator, press the number six on it, and listen to its broadcast, and my mood will be much better." Tang Youyou explained.

Bo Yu complained on the side: "Although your tone is very relaxed, why does it sound so sad?" ”

"It's nothing, I'm used to it." Tang Youyou said.

While they were talking, Zhang Wei also finished counting according to the calculator: "It's a thousand in total... Hundred... Fifty-two. ”

Hu Yifei said with a smile: "Many children will also say that it is one thousand one hundred and fifty-two. ”

Zhang Wei was beaming: "I won, take the money, one hundred and fifteen." ”

I heard Hu Yifei continue: "But this answer is wrong, and the correct answer is zero." ”

The expression on Zhang Wei's face froze: "Why?" ”

"Because melons don't grow on trees at all, and Zeng Xiaoxian's legs are very short, so he can't climb trees at all." Hu Yifei explained.

"What is this? Brain teasers? Zhang Wei was a little unacceptable, and asked Tang Youyou and Boyu for help, "You comment, she misled me." ”

"You don't even dare to turn your brain, and you dare to say that you have a high IQ?" Hu Yifei said.

How dare Bo Yu fight against Hu Yifei, he is not tired of it, Tang Youyou nodded again and again: "The words are not coarse, Zhang Wei, you owe Yifei fifty now." “

Bo Yu sighed, Zhang Wei still studied law, but he didn't see that Hu Yifei used the most common and lowest-level means in the casino, first give you a little sweetness to taste, and then take advantage of the time when you get carried away, even the interest will let you spit out.

Zhang Wei couldn't breathe at the thought of paying Hu Yifei fifty yuan, and said unconvinced: "Wait, I wasn't ready just now, let me warm up, I will never fall for you again this time." ”

Hu Yifei showed a confident smile: "The chips for the next question are two hundred, are you sure you want to play?" ”

"Of course!" Zhang Wei said resolutely.

"I think I can record this paragraph and make it into an educational film, the title of which is called "How Gambling Dogs Are Made", Xinling, what do you think?" Bo Yu said to Xinling.

Hu Yifei sighed: "Watching chess without saying a word, doesn't the true gentleman understand?" Boyu, why do you talk so much! ”

Bo Yu made a zipper gesture on his mouth, signaling that he would not talk more.

“... Question, if there is a car, Xiao Ming is in the driver's seat, Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan are sitting in the back, whose car is it? ”

"I see! There is no such car at all! Because you said it, if! Haha, I won. Zhang Wei said with relief.

"Yo, you will draw inferences, but you answered wrong, there is really this car, and the owner is called if!"

Tang Youyou couldn't make up for it: "Zhang Wei, you owe one Fei and two hundred and five now." ”

Zhang Wei lay on the table, hugging his head and crying.

"Zhang Wei, give up, you can't fight Yifei, haven't you noticed that this is completely a trap set by Yifei?" Boyu walked over and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.

Zhang Wei only cared about crying and didn't speak.

Bo Yu asked Hu Yifei again: "Yifei, why did he provoke you, and he actually used this method to teach him a lesson." ”

"Hmph, you ask him what he did, he actually circled the murderer for me on my Detective Conan, and not only that, but he was also ashamed to say that he was smarter than the people in the apartment, of course I have to teach him a lesson." Hu Yifei said.

Zhang Wei raised his head suddenly: "I don't accept it, I still have to bet!" ”

Bo Yu knew that his persuasion was useless, and watched Zhang Wei lose all his belongings step by step, including the bedding surnamed Li and all his savings.

Finally, after Hu Yifei successfully crushed Zhang Wei's IQ with a curved four, Zhang Wei was angry and pressed the right to use his room.

This is the purpose of Bo Yu's coming to see this scene, which is to stop Zhang Wei from losing his room.

Zhang Wei, this kid, as soon as he doesn't sleep in his bed, he has the problem of sleepwalking, if Boyu is just a person, he can toss as much as he wants, but now there is Xinling, her heart is not good and cannot be stimulated, if Zhang Wei sleepwalks in the middle of the night to make any movement, it will not be good to frighten Xinling.

"Zhang Wei! You calm down, I can't borrow you if the money is not enough, where do you sleep in the room output? Sleeping on the streets? Boyu stopped Zhang Wei and forcibly dragged him away.

"No, I already owe two thousand yuan, this is my food money for a year, I have to win it back!" Zhang Weiwu struggled to himself.

"Yifei, what kind of means did you say you used to teach him a bad lesson, but you used gambling to make a promising young man with a promising future, and let you become a gambling dog." Boyu said to Hu Yifei without complaints.

"What's wrong with me, he chose everything by himself, I haven't forced him once, Yoyo and Xinling can testify to me." Hu Yifei said, and then asked Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, are you sure you still want to play?" ”

"yes, that's right, I'm going to play!" Zhang Wei said with red eyes.

Bo Yu frowned: "That's it, Zhang Wei, I'll help you pay off the debt and Yifei, you come to gamble with me in this last game, if you win, you will write it off, if you lose, you will owe me all your belongings plus two thousand yuan plus your right to use your room." ”

Hu Yifei pushed him with some dissatisfaction: "Boy, you are going to cut off Hu." “

"Forget it, it's useless if you want Zhang Wei's room to use, just do as I say." Boyu said.

Hu Yifei shrugged indifferently: "Whatever, I've already made a lot of extra money anyway." ”

Zhang Wei knew in his heart that Boyu wanted to help him, but he couldn't afford to lose now, so he had to be cheeky and respond.

Bo Yu drove Hu Yifei up, took her place, and sat opposite Zhang Wei.

Bo Yu didn't bother to think about those brain teasers, so he simply borrowed Hu Yifei's question from the original plot: "Ask, what turtle walks on two feet?" ”

"I know, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said slowly.

"What dog walks on two feet?" Boyu then asked.

"Snoopy, I've found a pattern." Zhang Wei saw the dawn of victory.

"What cat walks on two feet?"

“HelloKitty。”

"What duck walks on two feet?"

"Donald Duck! Hahaha, thank you Boyu, I know you made it to me on purpose. Zhang Wei was overjoyed that he had finally won.

"You're rejoicing too early, all ducks walk on two feet." Bo Yuxin said Zhang Wei, you have been cheated and taken away all your property, why haven't you grown a little?

The smile on Zhang Wei's face disappeared.

Bo Yu took out a calculator: "I'll calculate, you owe me two thousand yuan now, according to nine out of thirteen to Gali rolling interest, but you have to return the money to me as soon as possible, otherwise after a while, even if you sell both of your kidneys, you can't afford to pay it back, and the right to use your room also belongs to me, I just borrowed you to live temporarily."

Zhang Wei cried completely.

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