Chapter 1107 Five Minutes of Ambition and the Counterattack of the Elves

After discussing with Mu Dwarf Winter Melon about Veras's new equipment and weapon upgrades, I was refreshed and walked with strength.

It's rare, it's rare, one is not careful, we actually blackmailed two people who may be the most stingy guys in the Dark Continent at the same time.

Isn't it

My steps paused with a solemn look on my face, as if a black lightning bolt was flashing from behind me.

"Could it be that before I knew it, I had become a very powerful and terrible guy?"

"No, no, no, if anything, it's just that he's become a very stingy and cheeky guy."

The necklace flashed, and the little ghost appeared in front of him, and the saint-level complaint followed up in time.

"You're going to pick a time to wake up......"

Looking at the little ghost who rubbed her eyes with her hands and looked like a cute kitten who had just woken up, I resisted the urge to hug her and rub her face, and hummed softly.

Could it be that this spit saint is created by God in order to completely complain about my spit life from beginning to end?

"That's not it, I'm praised by the master tailors of the court as Her Royal Highness the Holy Maiden with a torch of eyes."

The little ghost took my words as if I was complimenting her, and proudly erected her plump and towering breasts, but then again, does this have anything to do with staring like a torch? Please be cautious and use words that can connect the context, you zero-point essay saint

"Hmph, no matter how much you complain, you can't change the fact that this time I overwhelmingly defeated Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon."

Nodding my head with both hands, I looked at the little ghost with a condescending gaze, which was full of pride and vicissitudes like a climber who has conquered the world's highest peak.

Suddenly, another black lightning bolt flashed from behind.

"I, Wu Fan, now recognize the benefits of rights"

That's right, it is precisely because of the dispute between Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon that he became a judge-like deposit, so he was able to kill two birds with one stone and blackmail the two guys who usually don't pull out a dime.

Could it be that I, Wu Fan, have lived for 32 years and are about to be called uncles by the girl Lori, and with this opportunity, I finally bred the legendary ambition in my heart?

"Little ghost, maybe we're ambitious too." Looking down in contemplation, I looked solemn.

"Ambition? Xiaofan? ”

The little ghost floated around me boredly, and suddenly his whole body appeared in front of him, tilted his head to look at my face carefully, and then nodded affirmatively.

"The head of the bull is not the mouth of the horse."

“……”

It's so hurtful, the words of this poisonous tongue saintess make me sad too much.

"Don't underestimate me, even if it's me, as long as I work hard, I can become a powerful king."

Completely trying to save face, I clenched my fists and roared angrily in the face of the surging waves of the shore and the sunset.

"That's ...... true"

The little ghost seemed to mumble something, oh oh, did you really agree? It is worthy of my Wu Fan's portable multi-functional ghost saintess

"Woo~~~~~"

The little ghost suddenly glared at me with a sinister gaze.

"I don't know why, I always feel that Xiao Fan, your gaze has a lustful meaning that makes this saint unhappy."

"I swear in the name of the Three Demon Gods that there is absolutely no such thing"

I flatly deny it, but as always, my intuition is particularly sharp when I shouldn't be sharp, this candidate saint.

"Okay." The topic seems to have been brought aside.

"May I ask what you are going to do after you take power? Do you want to conquer the world, or do you want to continue to expand the harem? ”

Transformed into a journalist, this saint turned into a reporter, and I don't know when there was a magic megaphone in her hand, in your mind, expanding the harem is on the same level as conquering the world? And this [continue] is very subtle, as if I have been expanding and never stopped.

Me: "......"

I'll it

Suddenly, I hurriedly touched and touched my body, and sure enough, the magic megaphone that had been ready to go, ready to show off my singing god's might, was gone

The master tailor of the court 10,000 years ago, your dog eyes are really blind, what kind of holy lady is this, her highness is like a torch, she is clearly a strange thief saint (young) girl with empty hands, and her eyes are like a torch is just one of the necessary auxiliary skills, bastard

"Ahem, that ...... That, don't panic, take a deep breath"

Facing the magic megaphone, I suddenly felt a sense of tension in my heart, as if I was really broadcasting live.

"Well, after I got the power, I'm going to, well, I'm going to ...... For example, blackmailing the old man Farah, blackmailing Mu dwarf winter melon, blackmailing the old drunkard, and then holding the first mixed eating and waiting for death contest or something......"

The magic megaphone was suddenly taken back, wait, I'm not done yet, I still have something to say, I want to grab a little more shots, bastard

"Xiaofan, you are really a fool."

"Don't be so arbitrary, a man is thirty years old, my life has just begun, a turning point or something may appear at any time, for example, one day suddenly on a whim to become strong, suddenly want to grasp the power or something, this is a man's romance"

"That's what I said, but Xiaofan, you don't have romantic cells."

“……”

This ghost, who said such hurtful things as if nothing had happened, am I really willing to be completely denied the turning point in my life? No, my name Wu Fan, literally translated, means [extraordinary], not [bottomless ordinary], bastard.

"So the next question, how do you want to reach the pinnacle of power with little fan children's shoes without romantic cells?"

Oh oh oh, is there a follow-up interview? It feels a bit like today's [beep] method, but is it just my delusion? There seems to be something I can't agree with, and I was forced to buckle my head, forget it, this kind of thing will be put aside for now, then again, I seem to have evolved from a man who breeds ambition to a man who loves to steal the camera.

"Ahem, that's ......"

Chow Yun-fat swiped his short hair behind his back, and I showed a not simple gaze.

"If you want to reach the pinnacle of power, the first step must be to challenge your boss, defeat him, and climb to the peak step by step."

"Xiao Fan's boss, is it referring to Xiao Akara?"

"Uh-huh, that's right, it's the old fox of Akara, as long as you can defeat her......"

I shuddered.

Defeat Akara ...... Will the difficulty be too high, this kind of thing is better to think in the long run, otherwise.

Suddenly this animation popped into my mind.

With a hearty smirk, the bear child with roasted chicken wings in his mouth that he didn't know where he came from, pointed to the chrysanthemum in front of Barr's shoes and raised high, and said to the three subordinates behind him, a lame and blind monkey, a white-bearded old dog with a cane and trembling legs, and a seriously injured pheasant who was originally healthy and lively but was inexplicably cut off when he slept last night, and said, "Look, there is a big chrysanthemum in front, let's scratch it."

At this time, no one complained that "the murderer who cut off the wings of the poor pheasant is actually the owner of the bear child, right, bastard", and it was really lonely.

"Forget it, it's too dangerous." I shook my head regretfully.

"Really?"

"Really."

"It's obviously the easiest way, as long as Xiaofan really wants to, it's not a problem to realize it immediately." The little ghost looked at me with a troubled expression.

I don't know what this ghost is talking about, but it always feels so powerful, it's almost as powerful as a dollar store.

"Sure enough, let's take the orthodox path, conquer the universe with singing, and then become the king of the continent that everyone worships." I looked thoughtful.

"I think that it will be faster to conquer the universe with the power of Xiaofan's fool, and the possibility will be higher."

The little ghost gently clasped his hands together, and with an incomparably bright, holy, noble and beautiful smile, he sent out a sword of words that was like a heart-piercing blow that would add ten times the fatal damage to me.

"It's really tiring to chase power or something."

At this moment, I deeply realized the price of power, and just the first step of planning has already made me haggard.

"Sure enough, it's better to be an ordinary person."

So, I, the druid Wu Fan, at the age of thirty, had developed ambition for five minutes, and decisively saw through the utilitarianism of Hongchen.

After a few days......

I also took over the task of greeting important guests from Akara, and I felt that I, the elder, was about to become a welcome messenger.

On the way, I met Fini, who had to follow, but I tricked her into a black wooden box and threw her into a nearby river to play rafting.

When greeting guests, Fini is a hundred photos, after all, in Curast back then, she could still have a group of fans under the peerless charm of the little fox.

However, if I let her go with her, even if the person who came was originally a little fox, he would instantly become Chris's smirking prince, no, even Tualdin's old bastard.

After waiting in the teleportation array for a while, just as I was secretly wondering how big the shelves of the people who came, the teleportation array finally flashed with white light.

Then one by one, the male and female elves, who are alive and elegant, or neutral and handsome, step out of the white light.

It's an elf clan, or not, it's not a winter melon, and it's not a smirking prince.

I don't know if Artoria came.

I looked around at the teleportation array, and it seemed unlikely that Artoria would have appeared at this time.

"Are you looking for Sister Aalto?"

There was a haughty crisp voice next to me, and I looked back, ouch, isn't this our little princess Beya?

I greeted each other with a smile on my face, and the chick with my head pecked at the ground like rice.

Artoria ...... She returned to the elves no. ”

"Returned."

Beya nodded, then sighed, and in a worried tone, she muttered to herself.

"Sister Aalto is really, she has been missing for so long, and she has been away for a few months, and everyone is panicking."

"Still."

As she said this, she gave me a proud gaze, like a little adult.

"Silly Wu, although I don't want to praise you, but this time you did a good job, even without Sister Aalto's help, you also solved the incident of the crystal fragment, so that Sister Aalto would not blame herself too much for this matter."

"That is, Her Highness Beya is wise, if this matter is messed up by me, with Artoria's character, she will definitely be haunted and feel that it is all her fault."

I rubbed my palms together and smiled flatteringly.

"Huh, so, this time, I want to put aside my personal grievances, stand in a fair position, and praise you well, occasionally, I feel like a fool like you, I can still be reluctantly worthy of Sister Aalto, but this is also a helpless thing, in this world, for the time being, I haven't found someone who can fully match Sister Aalto, so I have to pull you to be a candidate."

was praised by me, and inadvertently, Beya's little girl let out a delicate and satisfied nasal voice, and then raised her beautiful and proud chin high.

“……”

This arrogant little girl, give her three points of color, and she really opened a dyeing shop, but then again, Beya's awkward words just now are not subtle admissions that Artoria is actually a fool?

The head of a fool does not necessarily have dull hair, but the guy with dull hair on his head must be a fool, as if some great man once said such a thing.

"Oh oh oh, I didn't expect that after a while, His Royal Highness Beya has become so mature, and he is completely like an adult."

"Yes...... Is it? Your eyes are not bad once in a while. ”

Beya's chin was raised a little higher, and the corners of her smug mouth couldn't help but overflow with a smile, as if to say, keep praising it, let's praise a little more.

The person who will be proud of this kind of words is enough to prove that our elf princess is still a little girl.

"His Royal Highness Beya is mighty, His Royal Highness Beya is majestic, long live His Highness Beya."

"Okay...... Okay, it's weird, you guy, why did you suddenly change sex. ”

Beya, who was dizzy from the praise, barely came back to her senses, coughed a few times, and her beautiful and innocent little face became as attractive as a ripe red apple because of the fierce praise just now.

"For the sake of your meritorious service, say it, whatever reward you want, as long as it is within the scope of your Highness's permission."

"Oh oh oh, really? His Royal Highness Beya, who is broad-minded and [flat], can really be rewarded with anything? ”

"Didn't I say that? Within the scope of His Highness's permission. ”

"Yes, but a strong man as wise and powerful as His Highness Beya must be allowed to be wider than the sky and boundless than the sea."

"Woo~~ Okay...... Well, since you said so, it's not that you can't broaden the scope a little, just a little ......"

Beya has already been praised for turning in circles, and she can't tell the trend of southeast and northwest.

"Then I'll be blunt."

"Say...... Go ahead. ”

"Let me touch my head."

"Hmm...... Do you want His Highness to touch his head? I can't see it, stupid Wu, you are really childish, so disgusting, really disgusting, but forget it, this is also the time when His Royal Highness shows his broad mind and adult demeanor, so he made an exception and allowed it, be grateful, and celebrate this day every year as the birthday of God, you are the first of His Highness, maybe the last to touch his head...... Huh, wait? ”

After a long call in a daze, Beya realized that the word order seemed to be a little wrong.

Is it for me to touch my head, not to touch my head?

"Since His Highness Beya has allowed ......"

Before Beya could come to her senses, I bared my long-dormant fangs, stretched out my claws and rubbed them wildly on Beya's straight and lovely hair.

"Hahahaha, it's really a little girl who hasn't grown up, and she was easily praised to the sky, look at you, hey, why does it smell of milk on your face? Isn't it that weaning yet? Ahahaha~~~~~~~"

I leaned in and deliberately sniffed in front of Beya's face, then laughed out loud.

"You...... You...... You ......"

Beya lowered her head, her face was shrouded in shadows, her fists were clenched, and her long hair, which had been kneaded and messed up, spontaneously rose without wind like Medusa, and her whole body exuded a black aura.

"I'll Kill You"

With a scream, the little princess of the elven clan, in the stunned looks of everyone, pounced on her teeth and claws like a little dominatrix.

"It's naïve to be a little mage of yours trying to catch Bendruid?" I'll run away.

"Guard, stop this idiot."

I was so careless that I forgot that this little girl was not alone, but brought three hundred Spartan soldiers, and as a result, an order was given.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness."

The first few elven soldiers in front of me took advantage of the situation to stop me by the waist and hugged me, and my body froze, and I was chased by Beya from behind.

"Suffer death, fool Wu, today, today, I'm going to free Sister Alto from the nightmare of marriage"

With a strong leap, Beya, who exuded black anger, flew into the air, raised her hands and lowered her head, and rushed towards this side.

Oh oh oh, is this the embrace of the legendary electromagnetic cannon?

At this moment, another slender black shadow, but at a faster speed, like a sturdy cheetah, flew from the direction of ninety degrees, and swooped towards Beya in mid-air, and the two figures intertwined and rolled to the ground with a pop.

"Wow, it's Beya, Beya, are you okay? I miss you so much."

"Let it go...... Let it go, you idiot, don't put your face on it, Your Highness doesn't want to see you at all."

Tia jumped excitedly, hugged Beya, who was a few years younger, in her arms, ignoring the other party's sorrow and indifference, constantly rubbing on her face, and the two alluring faces were pasted together, which really had a picturesque aesthetic feeling.

On the other side, I leisurely patted my ass and stood up, although I don't know if Tia was intentional or unintentional, but I still want to thank her for her timely clearance.

"Hahahaha, everyone's relationship is really good."

At this time, Elder Lyman appeared belatedly on crutches, and smiled kindly at Tia and Beya, who were hugging each other like two kittens rolling on the ground.

"It's been a long time since I've seen Beya smile so straight, although it's a good thing to want to learn from Her Majesty the Queen and grow hard, but it's too reluctant to look like an adult all day long."

"Grandpa Lyman, which eye did you see me smiling?"

Ignoring Beya, who was blushing and protesting in this direction as she screamed, Elder Lyman smiled appreciatively at me.

"It's great that Beya knows you."

"You're welcome, I'm just not used to it, it's obviously a little girl who hasn't been weaned yet, but she puts on a stinky face like an adult." I shrugged my shoulders.

"Fool Wu, I'm going to kill you"

Well, there are still three days, and Misaka is innocent with his fingers.