Section 29 The wise and the foolish
The situation at home is very weird, the old grandmother looked at Yun Ye and lowered her head and laughed twice, aunt, aunt always made clothes for him endlessly, and always wondered how to dress him up more beautifully.
Every day I went to herd pigs, and there were gradually things jumping around on the meadow, from a little bit of black to a little yellow, and a few guys could actually fly a few steps, Yun Ye's mood was getting worse and worse.
It's been a long time since I received a military report from Zuo Wuwei, and I don't know if Cheng Chumo is good or bad, and when they get there, have they encountered a battle? Are there any injuries? Yun Ye doesn't know!
How did Li Jing use 3,000 people to sneak attack Jieli? It's May now, is he waiting for winter to come? Yun Ye doesn't know!
Where are potatoes grown? Who will grow it? Who does Li Er want to use the locust plague to fight back? Who exactly is the target? Yun Ye doesn't know!
Marginalized! This is the most correct answer Yun Ye gave himself in his heart.
A person can not be too brilliant, too brilliant will stay away from the group, everyone will subconsciously keep a distance from you, there is a famous saying in later generations, a person takes half a step than the many, this kind of person is generally called a genius, one more step is called a god, and one more than two steps can only be a madman.
Yun Ye felt that he was now being quarantined as a madman.
Lao Cheng hasn't written for a long time, and so has Lao Niu, they no longer have problems looking for Yun Ye.
Yun Ye could imagine Li Er's hands pointing east and west controlling this qiē, and from the last time Li Chengqian's demeanor was about to speak and stopped, he knew that every qiē change came from the highest power center.
I am a fool, this is the positioning that Yun Ye gave himself, the guys in the court hope that Yun Ye is a fool, this is the result they work hard to get, Yun Ye must be a fool, this is the assertion in Li Er's heart.
Since they are all fools, they have to do something that fools can do.
Therefore, in order to eat pork, Yun Ye asked the farmers of Quanzhuangzi to raise pigs, and he liked to eat egg custard, so he asked the farmers of Quanzhuangzi to raise chickens, and he liked pigs to the extreme, so he went to herd pigs himself.
In this way, everyone was happy, no one impeached Yun Ye for being undignified, and no one came to dissuade this perverse behavior, they all laughed and waited for Yun Ye to make a fool of himself, waiting for him to burst the most ridiculous joke.
Standing on the top of Yushan Mountain, Yun Ye faced the wind, tore off his clothes, let the cold mountain breeze blow his chest, and used all his strength to shout loudly to Chang'an: "You are all a bunch of fools, wait to see the uncle's jokes, wait for another thousand years." ”
After getting dressed and going down the mountain, he smiled and smiled, and kept greeting the farmers and talking about the poultry and livestock at home.
Farmers found that now this way to raise pigs is nothing, that is, people are tired, those chickens are constantly laying eggs, every day the children drive chickens, ducks and geese, all with a small basket, ducks have the vice of laying eggs, must be careful, and so on to pick up a basket, on the cloud house to pay rent, and so on the wheat harvest, only eggs and duck eggs will replace this year's rent, can fall the whole year's grain, this is something that never dreamed of before, their own eggs from time to time have eggs, duck eggs to eat, children have been looking forward to it for many years.
Seeing Zhuang Humen working in the fields day and night, Yun Ye wanted to tell them that this is useless work, and if the locusts come and go, you will not have the harvest you are looking forward to, and everything you do is in vain.
I heard that several princes' families bought a lot of grain, the eldest grandson's family, the Fang family, and the Du family also bought a lot.
This year is very strange, instead of putting old grain, it has raised the price of grain.
Except for the common people, everyone is waiting for the arrival of the locusts in order to achieve their own different purposes.
The Yun family has already made preparations, by the people of Zhaoguofang in the year before you three hundred catties, I five hundred catties one after another from the grain merchants to buy enough grain, not noticeable, because of the long preparation time, did not arouse anyone's suspicion, all said that the poor ghosts of Zhaoguofang have a little money, they buy food, is hungry and afraid. The Cheng family and the Niu family are also ready, they just didn't sell last year's grain. …,
The emperor and the nobles succeeded.
A healthy horse carrying a messenger with a red flag on his back brought them the long-awaited news that the locust plague in Tongguan covered the sky and the sun, and the crops and plants were exhausted everywhere they went.
"Catch locusts, the imperial court buys them on a large scale, and every three catties is a penny. The imperial court opened the granary to help the people. ”
The court was not alarmed, Wei Zheng was a little surprised by the efficiency of the court, especially a few important ministers seemed to be relieved, and there was joy on their faces.
The horses arrived in the capital one by one, and the map showed Tongguan, Fufeng, Huaxian, Fengxiang, Jingyang, Sanyuan until Qishan, Zhouzhi, and then Chencang, and the entire pass was full of yellow disaster flags, and no one could laugh anymore, and Li Er couldn't laugh either.
The disaster was too big, far beyond Li Er's psychological defense, and he didn't react at the beginning, this was his biggest mistake, Yun Ye said that it was a big disaster, he didn't care, last year's locust plague only appeared in two states, and this year he was mentally prepared for the disaster in five states.
Today, it's twenty-seven states!
"Xuan Yunye enters Beijing!" Li Eryi smashed his fist on the armrest of the dragon chair, blood oozed out, and the waiter was about to scream, but was forced back to his stomach by Li Er's wolf-like eyes.
"Qi Xiang Xià, Yun Hou took leave, saying that he followed Sun Simiao to the depths of the Qinling Mountains to collect medicine, and now I don't know where he is." The secretary of the ministry stepped forward to pray.
"If you look for him, you will dig three feet into the ground and let me find him." Li Erlongyan was furious.
In the depths of the Qinling Mountains, the ancient woods, the unknown vines entwined with the pine trees to block the sky tightly, the squirrels jumped around the trees to feed, from time to time ran to the ground, picked up last year's pine cones to carefully check whether there were still left, a clear voice broke the silence of the forest, the little squirrel quickly climbed the trunk of the tree, hid in the tree hole to listen to this strange sound.
"You kid has always been lazy, this time you actually followed the old way into the mountains to collect medicine, I'm afraid there is something, right? What are you hiding? A middle-aged man in a Taoist robe appeared under a pine tree.
"I thought the Taoist wouldn't ask questions, but I can't imagine that after five days of endurance, you still can't bear it." Yun Ye was wearing the same clothes, carrying a bow and a bucket of arrows on his back, and a horizontal knife at his waist, but the wooden stick in his hand kept tossing the grass around.
Zhuang stopped at the third time, Liu Jinbao and the other three guards were wearing leather armor, holding bows in their hands, fully armed, and they protected Sun Simiao Yunye in the center every time they stopped.
"What the hell is the matter, this time it's the mountain you urged Lao Dao to enter, don't use me as a pretense, to make it clear, lest my heart go up and down." Sun Simiao took the kettle and drank saliva, and then asked.
"The kid lit a fire, originally to give everyone a reminder, to be careful of the fire, don't be burned, but it backfired, some people think that the fire is a good thing, so they took a lot of firewood and put it on the fire, now, the fire is big, the kid is powerless to put out the fire, only to escape."
"What fire?"
"The locust plague, a big locust plague, can be said now, suffocate me, the emperor won't let me say it everywhere, it's no problem now, locusts are flying all over the world now, and you can't hide it if you want to."
"Now the forest is full of locusts?"
"That's right, covering the sky and the sun, full of pits and valleys, the Guanzhong is full of those things, you think, the locusts fly like a sandstorm, how spectacular! Let the locusts come harder! Lao Tzu warned, they all want to get benefits from it, they are all waiting to get rich, they are all waiting to get benefits, go to your grandma's, Lao Tzu doesn't care, I am ready to buy 15,000 locusts, three catties and a penny, you can buy 45 million catties, I am waiting for you to catch so many insects, as long as you can catch them, Lao Tzu will be used as pants to collect! Yun Ye spoke, gradually speaking incoherently, and tears flowed down his face.
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