015 Good eggs, no problem eggs

Kazuma doesn't actually know what the Japanese high school math textbooks are.,The original owner was a scumbag.,So there's nothing textbook-related to the memory of Hema inheritance.。

So Hema could only say: "Yes, it's just that there is no systematic talk, isn't it?" The derivatives often used in analytic geometry, the congruence, are actually related to calculus......"

He Ma was no longer confident, and he even began to doubt whether Tongyu had learned from high school or college in his previous life......

The chairman stared at Kazuma with a deep, impenetrable gaze, and the lenses of his thick-rimmed glasses reflected the light of a fluorescent lamp not far away.

With the heart of the horse, put on a posture that the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, he doesn't plan to explain anymore, if he is suspected, he is suspicious, is it possible that the chairman can still guess that he Kiryu and Ma are traversers?

I didn't expect the chairman to come and say: "Kiryu-san, weirdness is not always friendly. ”

In an instant, the cold hairs on the back of Kazuma's head stood up.

Sure enough, this world is not a normal world of technology!

If you think about it, there are swords in this world that can choose their masters, there are Jizo Bodhisattvas who can run away, and there are swordsmen who can sprint out of afterimages - uh, well, not swordsmen yet, but it will be in the future!

In short, there are strange things in this world, but it's not clear how much of an impact these things have on reality.

And to figure out this problem, there is no doubt that it depends on the captain of the transport brigade, no, it is the chairman of the committee!

"What do you mean?" He Ma first came to pretend to be stupid and induce the other party to explain further.

"Literally, Kazuma-san, must have asked for a talisman to bless the luck of learning at some small shrine. I'm the president of the school's weird talk club, and I've compiled a lot of urban legends like this. ”

The chairman took out a pamphlet from his bag and showed it to Kazuma.

It is a newspaper clipping book with "tofu blocks" of paranormal events cut from various newspapers and magazines.

The chairman of the committee also carefully classified the newspaper clippings, labeled them, and handwritten a lot of supplementary records next to the newspaper clippings.

- Huh?

And the horse scratches his head.

How does it feel different from what I expected?

Kazuma looked at the chairman again.

The figure and face of the chairman of the committee are especially suitable for wearing witch costumes, so Kazuma Manxin thought that she was actually a real witch.

Usually in school is a serious honor student, and in the dead of night, he takes off his glasses, loosens his braids, puts on a witch costume, and picks up a naginata to slash demons.

Turned out to be just a lover of urban weirdness?

At this time, Chiyoko stretched out her head to look at the newspaper clippings displayed by the chairman, and suddenly pointed to one of them and said: "Ah, I've heard of this, my classmate went to ask for a love talisman, and the next day he was confessed by his crush senior." ”

"Really?" The chairman of the committee took out a pen and carefully wrote Chiyoko's testimony in the newspaper clipping book, "Your classmate's surname, is it convenient to say?" As long as the last name is fine. If you have a few months to ask for, it's best to tell me as well. ”

Chiyoko thought about it for a moment and told the chairman the date in her impression.

"Well, thanks for the intel." As he spoke, the chairman took out a small bag of candy and stuffed it into Chiyoko's hand.

"What's that?" Chiyoko looked at the sugar in her hand suspiciously, "Konpeito?" I've never seen a package before. ”

"Because it's homegrown, it's delicious." The chairman said in a brisk voice, and it seemed that she was happy to receive new testimony about urban legends.

Chiyoko swallowed and looked at Kazuma.

It's true that this Konpei candy looks pretty good, and the family is so tight that Chiyoko probably hasn't eaten sugar for a while.

"Thank you, then, Chairman." Kazuma said to the chairman.

"How long are you going to call me Chairman?" The girl's voice was slightly complaining, "We're comrades-in-arms who work hard for Dongda anyway, aren't we?" ”

Before Kazuma could answer, Chiyoko answered: "Yes, brother, you should call someone Cao Chang." ”

The chairman of the committee asked in unison with Hema: "Why?" ”

"Because, they're all comrades-in-arms, so you see, right?" Chiyoko patted Kazuma's shoulder, "Come on, brother, it's not bad to be the master of Wagashi House in the future." ”

He Ma laughed, and the feeling of being teased by his sister is honestly not bad.

But, old sister, a bag of Jinping candy bought you, and your sister-in-law is too cheap, right?

He Ma was complaining about his old sister in his heart, the chairman of the committee stretched out his hand and pulled him to rest, and when He Ma's attention turned, she asked seriously: "So, what about the answer?" How long are you going to call me Chairman? ”

Because of Chiyoko's gag just now, Kazuma's thinking circuit was also in a more comical state at this time, so he replied, "About ten months." ”

"Huh?" The chairman, who has always been calm, showed a dumbfounded expression, and to be honest, it's quite cute, "Is there really a time limit?" Why is it ten months? ”

"Because you'll graduate from high school in ten months, you'll no longer be the chairman." And Ma explained seriously.

In fact, he wanted to laugh, but the chairman's dumbfounded expression was so cute that he couldn't help but put on a straight face to tease her more.

The chairman also realized that she was amused, she sighed, and her shoulders drooped: "Don't joke at this time." Or have you completely forgotten my name and can only joke and prevaricate? ”

As soon as the chairman said this, He Ma realized that he really didn't remember what the chairman's real name was.

Searching through my memory, there is only the title of chairman.

It stands to reason that a boy shouldn't even remember her name for a beautiful woman of the chairman's level.

Although she has braids and thick-rimmed glasses, she is not the kind of girl type character that only appears in comics.

When she wore this to the streets of a big Chinese city in 2020, passers-by would 100% think she was a model who came out to take pictures on the street.

The original owner didn't remember the name of the chairman, so he could only explain that the original owner's attention was on Mikako.

The chairman looked at Kazuma, his eyes lost their highlights, and turned into dead fish eyes, and it seemed that she realized from Kazuma's expression that Kazuma really didn't remember her real name.

Chiyoko was still arching the fire next to him: "Brother, this is your fault, you are flirting everywhere like this, and you don't remember people's names, you can't be stabbed when you can't figure it out." ”

This time, the chairman of the committee picked up Chiyoko's words: "That's right, I will be abandoned in Amagi Mountain in the future." ”

"Why Amagiyama?" Instead, Chiyoko was confused by the sudden appearance of the place name, "Does it have any special meaning?" ”

Kazuma: "Chiyoko, haven't you read Yasunari Kawabata's Izu Dancing Girl?" ”

"Dude, have you actually read it?" Chiyoko asked rhetorically in even more surprise.

Hema thought about it, and judging from his impression of the original owner, there is a high probability that the original owner has not read it.

But it doesn't matter, the current traverser and horse, in order to pretend to be a literary and artistic young girl, have read it!

Read the Chinese version!

Therefore, if the chairman suddenly recites the sentences in it or something, he will be blind, so it is safer to pretend that he has not read it.

So he looked away from the horse and put on a weak look: "I have read it...... A little bit, at least I know that there is Mt. Amagi in it. ”

Chiyoko: "Actually, you've read the introduction in a tourist brochure or something, right?" ”

It seems that Chiyoko is also very aware that his original brother's brain is a cultural desert.

After all, Chiyoko once questioned why Kazuma was suddenly able to use idioms.

Fortunately, she didn't dig deeper, otherwise she wouldn't have had to run into the chairman, and the horse would have capsized.

Kazuma felt that if he continued to spin on this topic, he would have to explain why he was suddenly cultured now, so he chose to forcibly change the topic back to the name of the chairman:

"Chairman, I really didn't mean to forget your name, it's just that you usually ...... It's too conscientious, and the impression of the chairman is too strong, so I can't remember what your real name is, that ......."

"Jinguji," the chairman interrupted Kazuma, "Jinguji Tamamo, please don't forget it again this time." ”

Kazuma couldn't help frowning, and his eyes unconsciously drifted to the top of the chairman's head.

Chairman, you don't have a name of this configuration, and you don't have an entry like a fox fairy on your head, isn't it?

However, Kazuma didn't see a single entry above the chairman's head.

The chairman blinked his eyes and raised his face strangely: "Is there something on top of my head?" ”

He Ma thought about it and tried it, so he said, "Yes, I see that you have grown fox ears." ”

The chairman chuckled.

Chiyoko: "Brother, you...... Have you always been so good at flirting with girls at school? You're much more skilled than those yellow hairs who come to talk to me. ”

yes, I'm ...... Wait a minute!

"Who accosted you?" and horses like great enemies.

"Don't be nervous, don't you know what your sister looks like, it's normal for someone to talk to you, right?"

Kazuma was about to answer his sister's words, but the chairman took the conversation back.

As if she hadn't heard the off-topic conversation with Ma and Chiyoko, she went straight to the original topic: "I was originally called Jinguji Tamaki, but when I was a child, I always wrestled, so I went to ask the host of the emperor, and the host said that the name was not good, and it was round, so I fell a lot." ”

The pronunciation of Japanese Tamako is very similar to the pronunciation of eggs, and I guess that's what the host said.

"So, when I was three years old, my family changed my name to Tamamo, and it is said that I will not fall after changing my name."

And the horse said "oh", and then a sentence came out: "You're quite round now, some parts." ”

Chiyoko stepped on the horse fiercely: "Brother! * Harassment is prohibited! ”

At this time, the clerk of the bookstore suddenly appeared next to Kazuma: "That, several, I'm sorry, some customers complained that your voice is a bit loud." ”

"Oh, I'm sorry." The chairman hurriedly bowed to the clerk, "Let's leave immediately." ”

So saying, she looked at the horse and the horse.

"I know a good second-hand bookstore with a wide range of books, a good environment, and the owner is a very knowledgeable old woman. I loved it there. ”

Hema nodded: "Okay, please lead the way, chairman." ”

“…… Is it still called the chairman? ”

"I'm sorry, Egg."

The chairman pursed his lips, glared at the hippie smiling Kazuma, shook his head helplessly, and admitted.

"Let's go." She said.

"Okay, eggs."