Section 50: The fat man who should not be underestimated

When Yun Ye left the house in the morning, Xin Yue kissed her husband on the face fiercely, and put her forehead against her husband's forehead for a long time, and finally said with emotion: "My husband looks really heroic today. ”

Whether it's a lie or not, having this sentence can make people happy all day, so Yun Ye always smiled when he was reorganizing the army, and the little soldier didn't take the whip when he stood in the wrong team, but just let him Lao Tzu come out first to teach his son how to stand in line, seeing the expression of the little soldier wanting to commit suicide, Yun Ye was happy, how good, many of Lao Tzu's army arrays are father and son soldiers, and the combat power must be just now, haven't you heard that sentence, fight tiger brothers, go into battle father and son soldiers!

After a day of drills, Yun Ye was tired to death when he sat on the chair, and the military schools that were crawling and rolling in the school yard were even more miserable, Lai Chuanfeng supervised those recruits with a whip, and he was not allowed to wear clothes in the winter, and he was bare-bones with a mallet and a wooden stake, this is a strength job, every recruit has to go through, entering the barracks, and boiling the muscles and bones is the first element.

Half-squinting his eyes and riding Wangcai to his home, a fat man wearing a moon-white robe appeared in front of him, standing in the middle of the road and shouting loudly that this mountain is my open, and this tree is the slogan of the horse robbery that I planted.

Liu Jinbao didn't move, and he didn't let the guards move, Yun Ye didn't recognize it at first sight, but after a second look, he became happy, Yun Ye now found that he had become much simpler, and a little happy thing could make him happy for a long time. Especially when a guy who is much more handsome than himself becomes a fat man, his heart immediately drifts to the clouds, and that kind of happy mood is really not enough to be humane to outsiders.

"Xiao Ke, you can be regarded as coming back, you don't want to kill me for three or four years, it seems that the water and soil of Wu Di are raising people, since your fief was brought to Wu Di. We haven't seen each other again, you have become strong, I didn't say it, tomorrow I will gather the brothers to give you the wind, so that everyone can see Wu Wangke's demeanor. ”

Yun Ye happily took Li Ke's hand and shook it vigorously, never thought that this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes would also have this day.

Li Ke pulled his hand out of Yun Ye's hand. said with a smile, where did you learn this bad problem, when you see the royal family, you like to hold people's hands, you think I don't know the name of "Yue Ren Song"? When did you first become fond of men? The fact that you and Qingque like "Yue Ren Song" has long been spread all over the country, see clearly, I am Li Ke, not Li Tai. “

It doesn't matter, can you be called an aristocrat if you don't have a little affair as a nobleman? If you don't do something that insults your ancestors, can you be called a gentleman? Yun Ye had long forgotten about "Yue Ren Song". Anyway, it's not a shame for yourself.

"I came back to Beijing this time to celebrate my mother's birthday, I and Xiaodian are not here, thanks to you often go to see her, and also helped my mother get a big greenhouse, so that she can relieve her sorrows, and do her filial piety for our brothers, my brother is grateful."

This Li Yunye did not avoid it, and it was not necessary. Things are done by themselves, and it is also appropriate to be courteous from him. lest he always feel that he owes himself a favor.

"I rode a horse from Wu County to Jingshi in order to lose weight this time, it can be regarded as a dusty servant all the way, and we should have a feast tomorrow, I'm afraid it's difficult for you to cook now, it's better to get me a bowl of noodles tonight, I'm hungry."

Yun Ye looked at the panting BMW under his crotch. I was very worried and asked, "How effective is the weight loss?" “

"God knows what's going on, not only did I not lose weight, but I gained two pounds, but my mother liked it very much, she thought I was too thin before."

"That's what mother's mind is. I wish my son was as strong as a mountain, but then again, haven't you been fencing and riding a horse in the past few years? How can it be fattened like this. “

"Yezi, you don't understand, it's better to be fat, it's better to be fat......"

Concubine Yang's birthday was very low-key, Li Er, the eldest grandson, and Concubine Yin all gave gifts, and Yun Ye also gave a gift, but he didn't expect to be pulled over by Li Ke to accompany him.

There was no banquet, Concubine Yang was entertaining guests in her own warm shed, Li Er didn't know where she went, the eldest grandson came over, Li Tai also ran out of the ground to eat and drink, Li Chengqian didn't stay because of his identity, so he gave a gift and left.

Concubine Yang proudly showed off her achievements to the eldest grandson and Concubine Yin, and when she said that she was proud, she would laugh heartily, which was different from Concubine Yang whom Yun Ye knew, it seemed that labor could indeed transform a person.

Yun Ye found a strawberry, it was a pity that it was a wild strawberry, a little small, but it looked tempting, especially when it was cold, he looked down on the two brothers who were chewing cucumbers there, and found a small bowl by himself, and after a while, he picked a bowl, washed it in the water tank, and before he could start eating, he was snatched by Li Tai and given it to his mother.

The eldest grandson took one and took a bite gently, maybe the taste was more appetizing, so he beckoned Concubine Yang and Concubine Yin to eat together, Yun Ye glared at Li Tai, the wild strawberries were ripe, and the rest were green, so they couldn't be eaten.

"Kunlun purple melon, Li Ke picked one and started eating it, maybe his appetite is different from others, he eats eggplant and eats it very complacently, Yun Ye found a few watermelons, knocked on it and shook his head regretfully, none of them are ripe, the Yun family has already picked a stubble.

This year's winter is relatively cold, and the bamboo has frozen to death a lot, and the academy is now very worried, and the bait for the panda in the coming year has become a problem, and it is impossible for the panda not to eat the bamboo.

I didn't expect Concubine Yang to plant bamboo in the greenhouse, and she planted a lot, there was a very small wooden house in the small bamboo forest, Yun Ye wanted to see it, and was slapped back by the eldest grandson, and a thin little girl walked out of the wooden house, and called the eldest grandson like a kitten.

It turned out to be the son-in-law's boudoir, no wonder the eldest grandson would pump himself, Yun Ye looked the son-in-law up and down with his hands behind his back, it was not bad, but he was very thin, Sun Simiao asked her to control her weight, just hoping to reduce the burden on her heart.

This is a very shy little girl, even if these people in front of her are very familiar relatives, she still rarely speaks, unless the panda is hurt, she never gets angry.

This year's winter was too cold, so Li Er took her back to the palace from the academy, but he didn't expect her to live in a greenhouse. Although it is warm here, it is also very humid, suitable for plant growth is not necessarily suitable for human life, this is common sense, and no one in the palace has any objection? Yun Ye's brows suddenly furrowed.

Li Tai arched his shoulders and arched Yun Ye and whispered, "Do you think it's inappropriate to let your son live in a greenhouse?" ”

"It's really inappropriate, it's too humid here, it's better to let her live in the palace in the north, as long as you pay attention to keeping warm, it's much better than here, this is a plant, Concubine Yang can naturally cultivate her body and mind by working here, and her son is different, she needs special care, especially more sun."

"Simple, there are so many houses in the palace, and I will always find a suitable one for my son." Li Ke interjected,

The three of them were talking, Yun Ye felt that someone was pulling his sleeve, and when he turned around, he found that his son was standing behind him and said loudly: "Brother-in-law, the bamboo that the panda eats is going to freeze to death, what should I do?" There is too little bamboo here. ”

"It doesn't matter, pandas can still eat meat, that guy might like to eat meat." Yun Ye replied very irresponsibly.

The son was obviously stunned for a moment, she was just weak, her brain was not bad, on the contrary, she was very smart, and when she heard that Yun Ye was perfunctory, tears immediately swirled in her eyes.

Yun Ye said helplessly: "What's the solution, it's very cold this winter, I heard that the Yellow River is frozen, and now the river is not running on the boat, but climbing the plow, bamboo is not very cold-resistant, and there is no way to freeze to death, but there are still a lot of bamboos in Shuzhong, and there are a lot of them in Hanzhong, as long as you find a few of your brothers to find a way, they will definitely get you a lot of bamboo, to ensure that none of your pandas will starve to death, before this we will feed the pandas to eat meat and eat grain." ”

The eldest grandson was about to reprimand Yun Ye for not being able to waste money for a few pandas, but when he saw his son's pleading gaze, he gritted his teeth and said: "Now that Guanzhong is looking for bamboo, the remaining bamboo in Guanzhong is eaten, and the queen mother will let the stewards of the inner government bring the bamboo back, and you can't let your brothers use the people's husband, which is not good." ”

Li Tai grabbed the girl's little hand and said: "Little thing, my brother is just fine these days, help you find bamboo, we are nobles, a few bamboos are a big deal, there seems to be bamboo alive in my brother's mansion, and I will cut it tomorrow to feed the panda." ”

Li Ke saw what Li Tai said about the heroic dry clouds, and also came over and said: "Two days ago, my brother ate noodles at Yun Ye's house, and his bamboo grew well. ”

Seeing that the son-in-law became happy, Concubine Yang took the son-in-law and went to her main hall with pity, since Yun Ye said that the son-in-law is not suitable for cultivation here, it is better to leave with the son-in-law as soon as possible, if the son-in-law has a problem, Li Er will definitely become very crazy, and it will not be good to implicate others.

It was already afternoon when Yun Ye came out of the palace, and Li Ke seemed to have something to say.

"Say whatever you want, don't talk about it and make him look uncomfortable, there's nothing we can't say between us."

"Do you know why I'm so fat?"

"I can't think of any reason other than eating it."

Li Ke's eyes suddenly burst into tears and choked up: "You don't know, I was criticized by someone, saying that my dragon neck and phoenix shoulders are unspeakably expensive, and then one person sued me, as long as I eat fat, I can avoid the disaster." ”

Yun Ye looked at Li Ke's eyes and asked, "Do you want to become unspeakably expensive?" “

"No, I just want to live my life in peace." Li Ke's words are categorical.

Yun Ye nodded, and finally understood why he saw Yuan Shoucheng, why Concubine Yang only came over for her birthday, but Li Dian didn't come, it was too much, Li Er was planning to let Yuan Shoucheng see how expensive Li Ke was.

But the idea of getting fat is very good, Yun Ye couldn't help but think of another fat man, Li Yuanxiang, and felt that the current fat man should not be underestimated. (To be continued......)

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