【45】MC Master!
Heaven never treats everyone badly, because ...... It's all about going to die.
Yang Shenran felt a lot of bad things, such as tonight, when he was about to fall asleep in the dormitory of the base, he felt a little weird.
Suddenly, there was a brilliant light outside the door, very bright, like an alien descending!
After a while, he heard a "bang" sound outside, which startled Yang Shenran.
"Who!" Yang Shenran couldn't help but ask.
Huang Junjun's painful voice came from outside the door: "Me! ”
"What's wrong? If you don't sleep at night, what are you fussing? ”
"I'm making trouble?" Huang Junjun said angrily: "I got up at night to go to the bathroom, this toilet is shining, so bright, it dazzles me, and it comes out with a gold star, which doesn't hit the door frame." Hurt! ”
At this time, Li Yu's voice also appeared: "Why is it so bright all of a sudden?" It's like entering a nightclub, and it's shining! ”
Yang Shenran put on his clothes and walked out, and saw Huang Junjun sitting in the living room, covering his forehead, and it seemed that he had hit him hard.
Maybe it was too loud, and even Liu Jiyang and Yang Youji were woken up and came out to see what was going on.
Because of the hearse, Song Qianqian did not live at the base. Of course, it's not convenient for her to be a girl.
In the end, the five people of the Cult of Victory sat in the living room staring at each other in a daze.
"I can't sleep...... Yang Shenran held his forehead.
This group of people was originally night owls, and although Song Qianqian forcibly corrected their work and rest time, they were not completely adapted. It's not easy to be a little sleepy today, and I can't sleep at all because of the e-sports toilet that it's so bright.
Not to mention Yang Shenran, the rest are too.
Yang Youji was very distressed: "Little yellow dog, don't you close the door when you go to the bathroom?" Don't you know how shiny it is? Do you want to reflect your posture to us? ”
Huang Junjun covered his head: "Do you blame me?" I closed the door, but the light was so bright that it was coming out of the crack in the door! I can't even open my eyes now, and I'm almost blinded! Fortunately, it's a small one, if it's a large one, you try it, and you can't even tell the back of the toilet paper! ”
"It's disgusting! Big night! Yang Shenran warned, and then also had a headache. Because he also wanted to go to the toilet, but ......
Liu Jiyang had a whim: "What if you wear sunglasses?" ”
"What a good idea!" Yang Youji immediately went to find sunglasses, then went to the bathroom wearing sunglasses and closed the door with his hand.
Although the door is closed, the light that comes out of the crack in the door is not only bright, but mainly colorful and flashing!
Yang Youji came out, leaning against the wall, looking troubled.
Yang Shenran asked, "What's the matter?" Sunglasses are not good? ”
"I can avoid dazzling, but I can't see the toilet clearly. I didn't dare to try, I missed. Yang Youji was also helpless.
Li Yu said: "Isn't there an APP? Can't you turn it off? ”
"yes, I'll look for it." Yang Shenran took out his mobile phone and looked for it, only to remember that he deleted the APP in a fit of anger because he was cleaned up by Song Qianqian today. And the QR code to download the APP is in the box containing the toilet, and the box ...... In a hearse in the yard.
It's embarrassing!
However, Yang Shenran also suddenly thought: "This kind of thing, there should be a battery, right?" I'll look for it. ”
Yang Shenran really went to study it, but found that this toilet is a smart toilet, and if the power supply is removed, many functions will not be available.
Well......
"Brothers, hold it for now!" Yang Shenran pointed to his sunglasses: "It's really not good, just try wearing sunglasses." ”
So a group of people took turns wearing sunglasses and going to the bathroom. But when this matter was settled, another thing came up.
Insomnia!
The base was pitch black, and the five of them sat in the living room with big eyes and eyes.
Why not light the lights? That's a good question, because there is already a light source in the base, that is, the toilet light, shiny, not only this, but the gaming table is also lit, and it is bright and bright.
The overall feeling is like a nightclub, just a hi song.
"Cooked!"
It's not a gaming toaster, and there is still a waiting sound when the toast is cooked.
Yang Shenran looked back and saw Yang Youji tinkering with the toaster, and when he heard the waiting sound, he also said embarrassedly: "I'm hungry." Aren't you hungry? ”
Under the brilliant lights, in front of the waiting sound of the ghost animal, Yang Shenran's mentality collapsed a little.
However, the four teammates are worthy of being the strongest kings, and this mentality has nothing to say. Since you can't sleep, then just go along with it.
Yang Youji stirred up the toaster, and the music didn't stop. Liu Jiyang opened the door of the bathroom, and he was radiant. Huang Junjun turned on the lighting effects of the gaming table. Li Yu took out the melon seeds that he usually watched Yang Youji beat and began to distribute them to everyone.
That's how the GG Esports Nightclub was founded.
"Shake it up!"
Looking at this scene, Yang Shenran immediately came out to stop it: "Hey, don't make trouble!" It's too loud and disturbing! How can it be ...... Bring your headphones! Don't use toaster music. ”
The other four: "Makes sense!" It's not a loss to the leader! ”
So the five of them put on Bluetooth, and there was a song in it. Everyone started swaying under the brilliant lights!
The mentally ill have a wide range of ideas, and the mentally handicapped children have a lot of joy.
If the two get together, Apoti will get the Buddha song!
Yoo Jiyang also said: "Welcome DJ...... MC Master! ”
Yang Shenran stood on the table, his left hand was a heart, and his right hand drew a dragon: "Ready GO!"
"From now on, I'm in control. I don't give my head to the game, I put my heart in my stomach. No matter who the enemy is, you only look at the number of kills. Don't say I'm too flamboyant, because you're a shit in my eyes! ”
"The LDL game will start tomorrow, and if you lie down and win the Divine Cult, you will directly smash the opponent. The team battle dragon gate cuts in, and the yellow dog then kills. If I want to kill the sect leader, I also have a secretary who fights pheasants. Don't underestimate the ram technique, suppress your arrogance, after all, the sect leader's cousin Zhenchuan will let you drink a pot! The GG team is free to play in the arena, and the coach only needs to hip-hop blues after the game! ”
"Dead Root~!"
......
", what's the situation next to you, you don't sleep at night, why are the lights flashing and flashing!"
The night shift security guard of the company next door was dozing off, and he felt all kinds of lies, he was angry with his clothes and a flashlight, and he didn't sleep at night and made light pollution, which was disgusting.
So the security guard arrived at the door of the GG e-sports base in a menacing manner, knocking on the door but no one answered. He leaned on his stomach and looked inside through the crack in the door!
There was a hearse parked in the courtyard, and the magic light in the house flickered, colorful, like a bewitching one. The most terrifying thing is that the five people actually stiffened and began to dance wildly! The point is, there's no bit of music! There is only the cold wind that "whirring" at night.
Watching five people dance under colorful lights in complete silence is as terrifying as it gets!
The security guard rolled his eyes and pulled it directly, and couldn't help but shout before he fell unconscious.
"Mom! Grave jumping! ”