Chapter Seventy-Three: Little Overlord Diplomacy (Thanks to Hewu for the big reward, this chapter is updated)
Vice Chairman Xu's family banquet was very simple, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, stir-fried meat with garlic sprouts, spinach vermicelli soup, and a whole roast duck that Xu promised to buy just downstairs.
"Chu Liang, eat more meat and grow your body." Lun Shufen said as she sandwiched a duck leg into Ou Chuliang's bowl, and her eyelids jumped when she saw Xu Yue.
"Thank you, Auntie, I'll clip it myself." Ou Chuliang said politely, slice a piece of meat from the duck leg, put it on the tofu slices and rolled the green onion and sauce, and stuffed it into his mouth.
Watching Ou Chuliang eat meat, Vice Chairman Xu and his wife glanced at each other, and Gu Shi showed a motherly smile.
"How is Chu Liang, is it delicious?"
"It's delicious." Ou Chuliang picked up another green onion and dipped it directly in the sauce, put it in his mouth and took a bite.
Originally, Ou Chuliang didn't have this habit, but in this life, he became a Northeasterner, and he was born with this mouthful.
"Chu Liang, what did you think about when I told you?"
"Say what? What to consider? Eat! Don't say anything else. Lun Shufen glanced at her husband, and in front of the promise, she sandwiched the other duck leg into Ou Chuliang's bowl, "Chu Liang eat more, what else is this..."
Ou Chuliang looked at the roast duck on the oiled paper, and couldn't think of where it could grow a third leg.
Seeing his parents playing on the dining table, he raised his buttocks, rubbed the stool and leaned over to Ou Chuliang and whispered: "Brother, don't forget that I told you that!" ”
"Arnold!" Lun Shufen raised her eyebrows, "Why are you two so out of tune?" Can't you let people eat well? ”
Vice Chairman Xu laughed, picked up the water glass in front of him and took a sip.
Ou Chuliang frowned, he hadn't forgotten his other purpose for coming this time.
My health is not good, my heart is not good, and I love to drink, and I don't finish drinking.
No matter what happens in his own life, he can't let Vice Chairman Xu repeat the mistakes of the past.
After eating, Ou Chuliang just entered the kitchen and wanted to help Lun Shufen wash the dishes, but was kicked out by Lun Shufen.
Xu Yu took a handle and stuffed it into Ou Chuliang's hand, and raised his eyebrows, "Picking mushrooms?" Will you play or not? ”
Mushroom picking is Super Mario, and in this era, along with Contra and Adventure Island, it is known as the Yellow Card Triumvirate.
"Isn't it just a little overlord game console, what's wrong with this!" Ou Chuliang said, and walked into the room with Xu Promise.
Vice Chairman Xu was holding the microphone in the study, discussing something fiercely with the people on the other side. It seems that Ou Chuliang's suggestion should have worked, because Ou Chuliang heard several key words such as "National Olympics" and "Qi Wusheng".
Plug in the card, and promise to take the master into his own hand, "Don't think it's a small game and think it's simple, I'm the champion of mushroom picking at school, and I can play 6-2 in 3 lives, if you want to watch me play first, learn a little." ”
The two Super Mario controllers are played separately and do not conflict. But there is an advantage to playing later, you can see how the person who played first played, and where there are small easter eggs such as Kamei mushrooms and Tongtian vines.
Ou Chuliang smiled slightly, took the deputy and did not speak.
"See, if you head the air here, you can push out a mushroom that adds a life. Jumping here in a row, you can get a lot of gold coins..."Xu Promise crossed his legs, introducing Ou Chuliang while operating.
Being able to show off in front of a full-fledged idol, promising to get more and more excited the more you play, and even when you jump, your upper body moves with Mario on the TV.
"Brother Xu, what did you study in college?" Taking advantage of the promise to fight for a mushroom life, I finally came to 2-1, and asked casually.
"What's wrong with the computer?" Xu Promise replied without twisting his head.
"Do you have a physiology class?"
"What?"
Hearing Ou Chuliang suddenly ask such a question, Xu Promise shook his hand in fright, and Mario fell off the cliff at once.
"Brother, why are you asking this? Isn't it..."Xu Promise didn't get angry because he hung up his life, but lowered his voice and whispered with a malicious look: "Hehe, I know, you wait a minute, I'll bring you the pamphlet that school sent you..."
As he spoke, Xu Yu picked up the schoolbag next to him and flipped through it, took out a booklet from the innermost mezzanine, turned to the page with the most serious creases, and stuffed it into Ou Chuliang's hand.
"Women's menstrual cycles and protective measures..."Looking at the miserable title, Ou Chuliang's old face turned red, and he immediately turned back to the table of contents.
"I'm not looking at this!" Ou Chuliang said, after re-opening the book, he put it in front of the promise, "Oh, will you do this?" ”
"First aid for an accident?" Xu Yu looked at the title, and then looked at the illustration of artificial respiration, some of the second monks were confused.
"Brother, why are you letting me watch this? Isn't it just a kiss? What's so nice about this? Xu said that he wanted to continue to turn to the page just now, "The page just now has increased knowledge..."
"No, I'm just letting you see this!" Ou Chuliang's head was older, and when he thought back to his previous life at this age, he really hadn't been so interested in this kind of thing as he had promised to do so.
"How to give first aid when the human body suddenly faints, will standard artificial respiration be? Will the compression method be? Will CPR be done? ”
"It's... Will it be what happens?! Xu Promise looked puzzled, and at the same time showed a look of disinterest.
Ou Chuliang didn't explain, but directly picked up the handle, "If you promise me to learn all of this, I can teach you to play mushroom picking?" ”
"What? I'm still teaching with you, if you hadn't just bothered me... Damn, how did you do that? ”
Halfway through the promise, he shut his mouth.
Luigi kept accelerating under the control of Ou Chuliang, and actually went all the way to the finish line, and jumped 5,000 points directly.
"Damn, why are you jumping? Why can I only jump 100 every time? ”
Ou Chuliang didn't speak, and after entering the sewer, there was a series of sassy operations.
There was also a life-enhancing mushroom in the sewer, but Ou Chuliang also knocked off the block in front of him when he pushed the block, and the mushroom actually jumped over this gap directly after it came out, and went farther and farther away on the top brick wall.
Seeing Ou Chuliang's "mistake", Xu Promise laughed on the side.
"Hahaha, I didn't expect it, this mushroom is very chicken thief, it will jump when it comes out."
However, Ou Chuliang's next operation made him directly dumbfounded, and after accelerating all the way, the mushroom was always on top of Ou Chuliang's head. In this process, Ou Chuliang ran all the way, and finally took the mushroom in his hand at the jumping elevator and successfully added his life.
"It's... This can also be done? Xu Yu was dumbfounded, but the next second he comforted himself, because Ou Chuliang did not enter the sewer in the process, so there were a lot of gold coins that he did not eat.
But just as Xu Promise wanted to vent his breath, a scene that surprised him even more happened.
Luigi, controlled by Ou Chuliang, did not go directly into the pipe to the road, but directly rose up and jumped onto the top brick wall.
"This, this, this... What is it? Looking at the three sewer pipes in front of him with "2,3,4" written on them, Promise stared at the screen as if he had discovered a new continent.
Ou Chuliang didn't say a word, and directly chose "4" to get in.
"Huh? This is the fourth level? Seeing that the screen went dark and the level became 4-1, Xu Promise was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.
Then, Ou Chuliang's series of operations made Xu Promise incomprehensible. Not only did he deliberately touch the turtle to make himself smaller, but then after the legendary Tongtian vine came out on 4-2, he ignored it and continued to walk over.
"This, this..."
Watching Ou Chuliang choose the pass again, he promised to look at Ou Chuliang beside him like an alien.
8-1, 8-2, 8-3, 8-4, several levels in a row, promise to maintain one pose. Ou Chuliang successfully found the fire dragon after jumping a few sewer pipes at 8-4, jumped above his head, and directly touched the switch behind the fire dragon.
The invincible Kuba fell into the magma like this.
"Ou, Ou, Ou... You, you, what do you teach me? Looking at the princess who had been rescued by Luigi, Promise finally closed his mouth.
At this time, he looked at Ou Chuliang's eyes flashing constantly, he knew that as long as he learned this set, he would definitely be the most beautiful boy in the entire school.
"It's not hard to teach you." Ou Chuliang shrugged, pointed to the first aid measures in the health booklet, and said, "You learn all of this, and I will teach you." ”
"I learn, learn, I will definitely learn!"
"The children can be taught." Ou Chuliang squinted his eyes and patted Promise's head with satisfaction. "Also, these days, there is a chance for you to take your father to the People's Hospital for a physical examination of the whole body, and check the heart, liver, spleen and lungs."
"Why? What's wrong with my dad? Hearing the physical examination, Xu Yu immediately became vigilant.
"It's nothing, it's just a routine physical examination, just check it thoroughly. Don't ask why, just take him and I'll teach you how to go to Mario Underwater minus 1. ”
"What??? There is also minus 1 level??? "Choosing a level to speed up Mario is enough to surprise Promise, but I didn't expect there to be a hidden level.
"Do you want to learn?"
"Yes, yes!" Promises were answered.
"Then when I see your father's physical examination report and X-rays, I will teach you."
"Okay, good, good, I'll take him to check!" After making the promise, he directly picked up the controller and restarted the game.