Chapter 340: The Farmer and the Snake
Using Ah Q's Spiritual Victory Method, Xiao Hei's mood suddenly became much better.
"Hahaha, Ziqiao, Ziqiao, I didn't expect you to have a day when the car overturned." Xiao Hei said with a smile in fifty steps.
Lu Ziqiao immediately retorted: "It's as if you didn't overturn." ”
"But at least I didn't get to the point where I opened the room and found out he was a boy." Little Black scoffed.
"You!" Lu Ziqiao was speechless, such a tragic history cannot be tampered with.
Chen Meijia looked at the pair of apparent brothers turning against each other, and arched the fire on the side: "Fight, fight!" ”
"Huh?" Lu Ziqiao and Xiao Hei turned their heads to look at her together.
Chen Meijia immediately shrunk her neck: "When I didn't say it." ”
As soon as she confessed, Chen Meijia immediately said to Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, you promised me a gift package of five bags of three squirrel snacks, don't pay the bill!" ”
"When did I promise you a gift pack of five bags of three squirrels!" Xiao Hei was a little sore.
"Just now when you asked me to disguise myself as a couple, I gave you the price with my eyes, and you replied with my eyes." Chen Meijia crossed her waist and said.
"I thought you were talking about five loaves of bread!" Xiao Hei didn't want to admit it, Xiao Xi had become a man and ran away, and he had to pay five bags of snacks for nothing, what is this not a big wrong?
But Chen Meijia's account is not so good, she leaned back in her chair with her shoulders crossed, and threatened: "Is it? Presumably, all the people in the apartment will soon know that the famous Xiao Hei had ambiguous contact with a stunning pseudo-girl at the pool party for more than two hours, during which he disappeared from everyone's sight. ”
"Don't, don't! I admit it! Five bags of snacks are five bags! Don't go around talking nonsense! For the sake of his own reputation, Xiao Hei decisively confessed.
Chen Meijia snapped her fingers in a chic manner: "Wise choice!" I'll send you the link when I go back, and I'll see you in three days! ”
Xiao Hei couldn't help but be very depressed, today can be said to have lost his wife and soldiers, the girl who had admired him for a long time suddenly became a man, and he also lost five bags of snacks in vain, which is too weak.
"Nope." Xiao Hei thought to himself, "I must find a chance to make up for the loss, fortunately, there are a lot of beautiful girls at the party, and there is still plenty of time, so I will definitely gain something." ”
Xiao Hei quickly recalled in his heart, and targeted a fitness trainer, her figure was the best of all the girls in the party, and her personality was warm and open, which suited Xiao Hei's appetite very well.
But know that in a party, all the boys are hidden competitors with each other, and everyone wants to win the hearts of pretty girls.
The other boys at the party were not taken seriously by Xiao Hei at all, and what he treated solemnly was nothing more than Bo Yu, Guan Gu Magic, and Lu Ziqiao.
Boyu is obviously here to feel the party atmosphere, and he is not interested in those girls who throw their arms and flattering eyes at all.
And Guan Gu was magically watched by Tang Youyou, and there was no chance to come out to hunt for beauty.
Only Lu Ziqiao, also as a top predator, Xiao Hei is sure that Lu Ziqiao has also been eyeing the fitness coach with a super good figure early on, but Xiao Hei is not 100% confident that he will be able to defeat Lu Ziqiao.
It's already so unlucky today, Xiao Hei never wants to give up that explosive fitness coach to Lu Ziqiao again, so he decided to make a little stumbling block for Lu Ziqiao.
There's a very good excuse right now.
Xiao Hei then said to Chen Meijia: "Meijia, I know that you are reputable, since you have accepted my snacks, you have to do the things I asked me to do, right?" ”
"Of course!" Chen Meijia nodded.
"Well, my request is that you keep pretending to be Joe's girlfriend for the rest of the party."
"Why?" Chen Meijia asked puzzled.
"There's no reason, that's my condition!" Xiao Hei said that this was his plan, let Chen Meijia pretend to be Lu Ziqiao's girlfriend and tie up Lu Ziqiao, so that he could not compete with him for other beautiful girls at the party.
"Okay, I'll take it!" Chen Meijia thought about it, but still didn't resist the temptation of the snack gift package, gritted her teeth, and agreed.
"Hey, you don't seem to have asked my opinion!" Lu Ziqiao shouted dissatisfiedly on the side, if you do this, why is she still picking up girls at the party?
"Less nonsense! It's okay not to act! Then it's up to you to come up with these five bags of snack packs! Chen Meijia glared at him and said.
"Why, you're so unreasonable!" Lu Ziqiao was not angry.
"Hmph, it's a girl's privilege to be unreasonable, don't you understand?" Chen Meijia said confidently.
Chen Meijia was a scoundrel at the beginning, and Lu Ziqiao didn't have a good way to take her, so she had to increase: "Give me one more bag, and I will agree!" ”
gave Lu Ziqiao another bag, and he only had two bags left, which Chen Meijia couldn't accept: "Why! I'm such a big beauty pretending to be your girlfriend, you're making a lot of money, okay! It's good that I didn't ask you for pay! You dare to increase the price! ”
"Big beauty? No kidding, pretending to be a couple with a high-quality handsome guy like me, it's you who take advantage of it, so I can't have in-depth communication with those girls throughout the party, it's a big loss! Add another bag of snacks is not negotiable! Lu Ziqiao didn't give an inch.
"It's absolutely impossible to add another bag of snacks to you! If you don't, I'll... I'm just..."
"You just do it!" Lu Ziqiao asked very presumptuously.
"I'm going to go and sue Yoyo, saying that you just tried to insult me in the pool! There is surveillance, you don't want to quibble! Chen Meijia made a killer move.
Lu Ziqiao didn't expect Chen Meijia to be so shameless and ruthless: "I was helping you just now!" ”
"Who knows, the surveillance can't see it anyway, I can only see that you forcibly hugged me!" Chen Meijia said triumphantly.
"Okay, good, count you ruthless!" Lu Ziqiao didn't admit it, he decided to go back and read the story of the farmer and the snake a few more times.
Xiao Hei saw that Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia had reached an agreement, nodded with satisfaction, no longer delayed, and hurried to attack the fitness coach.
Before leaving, he emphasized again: "There is some professionalism, otherwise I won't pay the bill." ”
"Get out of here!" Lu Ziqiao was angry when he saw Xiao Hei now.
As soon as Xiao Hei left on the front foot, Bo Yu, Guan Gu Magic and Tang Youyou came over on the back foot.
"We were looking for you two everywhere, ready to ask you to eat together, but you two actually came to eat by yourself! It's too unjust! Bo Yu moved a chair from the side and sat down to accuse Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia.
"Aren't we too hungry to call you in a hurry." Lu Ziqiao defended very insincerely.
"Stop chatting, get me some meat skewers, I'm starving." Tang Youyou interrupted them.
When they were hungry, they ate everything deliciously, and the five of them feasted on it.
But while eating, Guan Gu felt that something was not right.
Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, who are-for-tat and quarrelsome on weekdays, actually sit on the same side very harmoniously, and Lu Ziqiao also helps Chen Meijia open the wine bottle with a gentlemanly demeanor from time to time, and even the fat that Chen Meijia jumped out of is slightly disgusted and eats it in one bite.
"You two are... Reconciled? Guan Gu asked with a hesitant smile.
"No, how is it possible!" Chen Meijia waved her hand and said.
"Then you guys..."Tang Youyou also asked.
"It's not Xiao Hei yet, he wants me and Ziqiao to pretend to be a couple in the next time at the cost of five bags of three squirrel snack gift bags." Chen Meijia was afraid that they would misunderstand, so she quickly explained.
"Little Black, his idle eggs hurt, right? Why? Tang Youyou was very puzzled.
"He's not worried that I'll rob her of those beauties, that's why he wants to tie me up with Mika's big burden!" Lu Ziqiao saw Xiao Hei's intentions clearly.
"Oh, I see." Tang Youyou understood Xiao Hei's motives.
Bo Yu, who had been silent next to him and was concentrating on eating meat, suddenly put down his chopsticks and asked very seriously: "Then just now in the swimming pool, you suddenly hugged Meijia tightly, which was also requested by Xiao Hei?" ”
"Poof---" Lu Ziqiao suddenly squirted out the beer he had just drunk into his mouth.
Fortunately, he turned his head in time, otherwise I am afraid that this table of skewers will not be edible.
coughed several times in embarrassment, and Lu Ziqiao gasped: "You saw it all?" ”
"Of course, I'm looking at the scenery from the balcony, and it's clear." Boyu said.
"Really? Are you sure? And this kind of thing? Tang Youyou immediately became excited.
"Of course it's true, I also took two pictures." Boyu opened the album, Tang Youyou couldn't wait to snatch his mobile phone, get together with Guan Gu magically, and start to enjoy the photos.
The angle of this photo is taken from behind Lu Ziqiao, and it can be clearly seen that he and Chen Meijia are hugging each other tightly, and Chen Meijia's expression is quite shy.
"Wow~" Tang Youyou exclaimed, looked at the photo, looked up and looked at Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia sitting opposite; I looked at the photo again, and then at the two of them.
"Don't tell me, it's a warm hug between friends, and no friend, no matter how good a friend is, can't hug each other so tightly in a swimsuit!" Tang Youyou was the first to speak.
"There's a reason for this, it's an accident!" Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.
"Oh? What accident? Boyu asked.
"Yes..."Lu Ziqiao was speechless for a while, it was impossible for him to say that Chen Meijia's lacing slipped off and almost walked away, that kind of thing was very suspicious of promoting girls' privacy, Lu Ziqiao boasted of his demeanor, and he couldn't do such an incident.
It was Chen Meijia who personally told the truth: "Oh, don't be foolish, it's really an accident, the tie of my swimsuit suddenly loosened, or Ziqiao suddenly hugged me, so as to avoid the end of walking away." ”
Tang Youyou thought there was something else to be expected, but when he thought that it was such a result, he was immediately very disappointed: "That's it..."
Lu Ziqiao nodded frantically: "Yes, that's right, that's it!" ”
Tang Youyou was unwilling, and asked with bad intentions: "Ziqiao, how does Meijia feel when she holds it?" Isn't it fragrant and soft? ”
Although it was true that this was the case, it was impossible for Lu Ziqiao to admit it, and he forcibly said: "I don't feel anything, I just feel that her ribs hurt me." ”
"Lu Ziqiao, don't go too far!" Chen Meijia scolded angrily: "You can still feel my ribs with my size? Are you not capable of ultrasound sensing? ”
"That's it, Ziqiao, don't talk nonsense with your eyes open." Tang Youyou helped Chen Meijia say something, and then lowered his voice: "Meijia, if there is any secret recipe, remember to share it with me." ”
"No problem!" Chen Meijia responded in one bite.
Bo Yu suddenly remembered something.
The reason why Chen Meijia was able to come to this party this time was because she used the bet contract of the midnight flying chess club a long time ago to forcibly ask Lu Ziqiao to bring her.
And the original intention of going to the Midnight Flying Chess Club that time was that he wanted to visit the mysterious club at half past two in the morning, but Lu Ziqiao understood the wrong meaning.
Bo Yu calculated the time in his heart, according to the timeline of the original plot, it is almost the plot of the club at half past two in the morning, has Lu Ziqiao found the location of this mysterious club at half past two in the morning?
Thinking of this, Bo Yu opened his mouth and asked: "Ziqiao, I remember that I asked you to help me find a club at half past two in the morning, located at No. 28 Xia Fei Road, did you help me pay attention?" ”
Lu Ziqiao had obviously forgotten about this matter, and reacted for a while before he let out a long sigh: "Ah~~~ Remember!" Of course I remember the fact that you asked me, I'm looking for it, I've been looking for it, and I'll tell you as soon as I have a clue! ”
"I just asked casually, and if I couldn't find it, forget it." Bo Yu is very casual, after all, the power of the butterfly effect is very powerful, Lu Ziqiao did not find the location of the club at half past two in the morning, and he has been in the world of love apartment for so long, Bo Yu has also become accustomed to it and has become idle, and he is not as curious about everything as he was at the beginning, and wants to find out, so he really doesn't care much about whether to visit the club at half past two in the morning.
But when Boyu said this, it aroused Lu Ziqiao's competitiveness, and he thought that Boyu couldn't believe his strength.
"Don't worry, in a week's time, I will definitely dig out this damn club at half past two in the morning!"
"So, what can be done in a week, you have delayed me for almost two years?" Bo Yu stared at Lu Ziqiao and asked.
Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to admit that he had forgotten about this matter, and changed the topic with a haha: "Oh, the weather is good today... The barbecue is also delicious... Boyu, your abs are really shapely..."
......
The party lasted until the evening, and the exhausted men and women dispersed in twos and threes.
Xiao Hei and the female coach chatted very closely, there has been a breakthrough, and the two of them have made an appointment to have a private lesson alone next week, which makes him feel very good.
After a group of people and two cars, after returning to the apartment, Boyu was a little puzzled: "Did we forget something?" ”
"I feel this way too..."Chen Meijia, who was already sleepy and dazed, stretched her eyelids and said.
"When I heard you guys, I felt like I had forgotten something." Xiao Hei rubbed his chin and said.
After three seconds of recall, several people said in unison: "What about the dog?" ”
At the same time, in the empty villa, Aunt Chen's Samoyed, who had just woken up, looked at the empty courtyard in confusion.
"What about people? What about so many people just now? Am I abandoned? ”
Chapter error, click here to submit (registration required),
After submission, the maintenance staff will correct the chapter content within two minutes, please be patient.
-->