Verse 22: Jokes that are not funny

Putting aside the messy thoughts, Yun Ye buried himself in the study, before starting his career as a farmer, he must sort out the arithmetic textbooks of the academy, the arithmetic foundation of the primary school content has been written to the third part, as long as the fourth part in his hand is completed, the elementary arithmetic will have a complete concept.

There's the cognition of mathematical symbols, as well as simple practical applications. Although Li Tai objected to the idiotic behavior of asking when the water could be drained, they had no choice but to carefully study when the water could be drained under Yun Ye's high pressure.

They don't want to leave a big zero egg on their exam papers, and the exam-oriented education of later generations has shown a strong deterrent effect in Datang.

In Chang'an City, it is now popular to ask old friends when they meet: "How did your Erlang test score?" This novel way of talking, the parents of students who have done well in the exams have a proud demeanor, but they say humbly in their mouths: "General, the college is third."

As for the students who don't do well in the exam, going home once a month is like passing through the ghost gate, and the days are trembling and boring.

After writing the last word, Yun Ye put down the charcoal pen in his hand, wiped his face with a damp cloth, pushed open the door, and saw Lao Zhuang standing in front of the door with a horizontal knife, like a door god.

There is no way, if the grandmother finds Yun Ye writing now, as long as it is daytime, she will close the door, refuse visitors, sit on the rocking chair and guard the door, and after writing, she will diligently clean up the study for her grandson, so as not to let others get their hands dirty.

As for the evening, the most loyal Zhuang Sanzhu in the family will appear, and over time, the servants of the family, without important things, will never step into the study yard, such a change, so that the old grandmother is very satisfied.

"Lao Zhuang, it's been three watches, go and rest, I've finished writing tonight, you don't have to stay here all the time."

"Master Hou, your big event is important, my old Zhuang is strong, and sleeping for two hours less will not be in the way."

"What's good, just accompany me to talk, it's been boring for two days, and my body is about to rust, relax and tell me, how is it at home? You just got married, it's true to accompany your mother-in-law more, what's the matter with having nothing to do and guarding a study, don't make your mother-in-law complain. Yun Ye had a lot of resentment towards his grandmother for turning the study into a White Tiger Festival Hall.

"My mother-in-law is a countryman, rough and rough, if it weren't for her good body, the little one wouldn't marry, and she would dare to get involved in the affairs of the old man, and she wouldn't be able to kill her." Speaking of mother-in-law, Zhuang Sanzhu looked like a Maitreya Buddha with eyebrows and smiles, I heard that it is the daughter of a good family, Lao Zhuang defeated N more suitors with money, and only then did he hug the beauty, on the day of marriage, Yun Ye went, at this time there was no vice of covering her head, the bride was wearing a red wedding dress, thick eyebrows, big eyes and big mouth, a standard Guanzhong girl, tall and strong, and Lao Zhuang was very matched, but she was younger, only sixteen years old.

"Don't stinky and beautiful, I don't know if it's the top bench or kneeling on the edge of the kang behind my back, now I'm running here to pretend to be an uncle." Yun Ye didn't believe that there was such a strange thing as equality between old husbands and young wives.

"Really, Master Hou, don't you spoil people, my old Zhuang is a man who stands up to the sky, and he will be pointed at by his mother-in-law? If you don't believe me, you're going to beat her up now. ”

"Stop for a while, who asked you to beat your mother-in-law, a man who has no interest beats his mother-in-law, and lives a good life at home, which is better than anything else." This is how the two hundred and five people in the army came, and they couldn't stand the excitement, and they would explode as soon as they were provoked.

My aunt came over from the Moon Gate with a food box, and when she saw Yun Ye and Zhuang San stop talking, she opened the food box and put it on the stone table in the courtyard, scooped out two bowls of porridge from the big bowl, and took out two small plates, there were very few dishes in it, and a small bowl of boiled broad beans in salt water, and the wine pot was filled with grapes, Yun Ye had the habit of drinking a little before going to bed, which was a bad problem brought from later generations, but grandma thought that this was a good rule only for rich and noble families. …,

Beckoned Zhuang Sanzhu to sit opposite him, pour him a glass, and have a cup for himself, Zhuang Sanzhu had long been familiar with Yun Ye's temper, and he was not polite, he drained the wine in one sip, picked up the porridge bowl and poured it down, and the dish did not move.

My aunt went into the study and learned that Suo Suo was sorting out the manuscript, needless to say that she was sent by her grandmother.

"Lao Zhuang, how are the farmers doing now? Can you still eat enough? ”

"Master Hou, all the households in this world are the same, the food is always not enough to eat, this is also strange, the poorer the people, the more they can eat, the small ones eat in the house, three bowls of rice are enough, and if you don't eat four bowls at home, you feel that you haven't eaten, and I don't know what the reason is."

"No oil and water, do you know, people don't just eat food, but also eat meat, eat vegetables, eat all kinds of grains, eat fruits, you can, the food in the house is more varied, you eat more food, you will eat less food, eat one more fruit, will eat one less food, and eat less food, besides, the food in the house eats more oil, naturally carry hunger, this is not something you can compare with at home. "

Yun Ye was disappointed, and Zhuang San stopped avoiding the actual living conditions of the farmers, and diverted the topic with one of his own unridiculous jokes.

Yun Ye has investigated that 90% of the people in Zhuangzi are in the stage of extreme poverty, that is, the family does not have enough food to support a year, and they have to rely on wild vegetables and wild fruits to survive the famine, and it is impossible to quickly get them out of poverty if they want to rely on sideline farming.

Letting them raise chickens and pigs is increasing their living burden, and people can't eat enough, let alone anything else. It is not that there are no farmers who are still digging in the field in the middle of the night, not because they are not free during the day, but because they are afraid of wearing out their clothes from the work, they hide from people and farm at night naked.

Yun Ye's mind to be a farmer came up when he heard this joke.

The academy is very important, in Yun Ye's view, his dream is to be realized by the academy, this is a place to cultivate high-end talents, and it will branch out in the future. From that joke, Yun Ye knew that he had made a big mistake, and a higher education institution without a popular foundation could only be a flash in the pan.

This is to put a shackle on his neck, obviously there are happy and leisurely days, but self-seeking hardship, since people have ambitions, they have to face pain, every qiē is self-inflicted, but as a person living in an era of great material abundance, his self-esteem does not allow his territory to appear in this situation, because it is a kind of blasphemy against people. Neither Yun Ye nor Yun Ye of the Tang Dynasty in later generations will allow such jokes to appear again.

The Buddhist scriptures have clouds: If a person is in the thorn forest, he will not be hurt if he does not move, he will not be able to bear the delusion, and he will always be in the joy of silence, and he will only move after a while, and he will be stabbed by all beings. ”

Looking up at the bright moon in the sky, Yun Ye was silent for a long time, Zhuang San stopped and quietly got up and patrolled around, the aunt finished cleaning up the study, and saw that her nephew was in a daze, so she hid her body in the shadow of the eaves, looked worriedly, and was silent, she felt that the whole courtyard was full of unwillingness.

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