Chapter 1076: The Battle of Man and Dog
The old drunkard took her enemies and apprentices, and easily came to a bloody massacre in the copy in the name of "the home of an alliance elder", and the final boss or something couldn't stop her.
Seattlek alone has the weight of three barbarians, which is not surprising, and his combat power is also three times that of barbarians.
The problem is that the old drunkard, as a human being, has also done an inhuman and shameless act, and the food of the two barbarians was packed into her bulging belly, which was already like ten years pregnant, and she exhaled a sigh of satisfaction, and her heavy upper body fell back heavily, and finally fell to the ground with the whole chair, and fell dizzy.
patting the belly that is about to burst, this old woman has tonight's meal, and it is estimated that she can be hungry for three or two days in the future.
Look at the old man Farah again, the name of the first miserliness in Rog's camp is not called in vain, his stomach is neither as good as Seattlek, nor can he be compared with the non-human old drunkard, but in order to get back the labor fee for going to the demon fortress twice, he actually exuded a fierce momentum of not being afraid of death, and forced a semi-barbarian to stuff the food into his shriveled belly, which is completely a panache that wants to make money, and we are frightened when we see it, it is no longer distressed food, Instead, I'm worried about whether this guy will die at any time because he holds too much.
Carlos Sven Sven, most of his energy was put into peeking at Kajieer, his hands casually moving on the table, unconsciously eating the weight of a barbarian.
- The noodles really aren't very tasty, and when I saw this, I turned my back and laughed wildly.
As soon as these guys arrived, they were already done...... I counted with one hand......
Ahem...... More than half of the food had been prepared, and our whole family, except myself, had a great appetite for several months of not being able to eat Veras's craft, and ate a little more than usual, the equivalent of two-thirds of a barbarian.
Next is the princess of Sanwu, obviously a small point, but only less than I eat, and there is also the title of the shadowless hand at the table, the knife and fork in the hand is fast, a large piece of sparse meat fell on her plate, only to see two small hands gently raised, just when you are pleasing to the eye for the actions she showed full of aristocratic etiquette, the knife and fork in her hand suddenly flashed, disappeared from sight, and when you came back to your senses, she had put the knife and fork on both sides, and wiped the corners of her mouth elegantly with a handkerchief, and there was not even a drop of juice left on the plate, The fruit platter in front of her, her little hand smacked, she couldn't see, and when she came back to her senses, her little mouth was crisp and chewed.
If the three-free princess embodies elegance and speed, and is a shadowless hand at the table and a killer at the table, then the little ghost focuses on a gluttony, a veritable tyrant at the table, and a giant mammoth on the table
This stupid ghost, obviously with such a small mouth, can stuff pieces of barbecue slices that are the size of a person's palm, or vegetables, pastries, etc., directly into his mouth, without even chewing, with a grunt, the barbecue meat turned into a clean bone and spit it out, and the rest without bones are not even slag.
If a mountain of meat piled up with a hundred slices of barbecue is placed in front of this little saintess, she can use both her left and right hands, constantly stuffing one piece per second into her mouth at an amazing speed, occasionally on a whim and even stuffing two pieces at a time, the appearance of whale swallowing is exaggerated like those scenes in anime.
If she is in a good state, the little ghost may be the only one who dares to compete with Seattlek, of course, if you compete for speed, the two Seattlek together are not as fast as her - even if it is a giant like Seattlek, if you dare to learn from the little ghost, stuff a piece of meat into your mouth and swallow it directly, well, just treat it as if all these barbecues have been processed, remove the bones, one piece or two may be fine, if you keep stuffing it, after three seconds, he will be choked and roll his eyes......
What kind of girls are raised in my own family, the three no attributes, the glowing ghost physique, and other aspects are more eccentric than the other-sometimes, I will inevitably sigh like this.
Fortunately, the normal appearance of other girls gave me a lot of relief, Veras, Linya and Sarah are all normal girls' weights, Sarah's amount is a little larger, and she especially loves to eat fruits, specifically because she practices swordsmanship and consumes more energy than Veras and Linya, or because of this and that problem, it's not very clear, ahem......
Sarah baby,Even if you don't grow up anymore, I love you, it's better not to grow up.,I like you like this look.,And I'm not Lolicon.,Ahh
Oh, what's going on? I feel that the festival is passing again, and I obviously just shouted out the words in my heart, why, woo woo
The rest of Veras and Linya are normal, but I noticed that Linya has recently reduced the amount of fruit she eats, do you mean......
Finally, there are the three daughters, Siruth and Echolou have very little to eat, probably because of their profession as priests, and the two little princesses don't like to eat meat, which is not okay, and it is not okay to be picky eaters, although I have not found any problems with their development.
As for Kajieer, it is completely except for fruits, vegetables are eaten less, meat is almost not eaten, rose candy is almost not broken for a day, I have to take time to remind Carlos, spoiling my daughter is not such a pet method, although I don't know if angels will have tooth decay, but eating candy will inevitably cause nutritional imbalance, so Kajieer will be longer.
So, without the little ghost participating in the battle, our family settled the weight of the two barbarians, which was really not easy, and most of them fell into the belly of me and the princess of Sanwu.
In this way, I will count the extraordinarily sumptuous dinners of ten barbarians...... This time, the ten fingers of both hands were pulled together.
Well, I've already eaten nine and a half servings, which means that the leftovers on the table are only a tenth of what they were originally, Veras, your sixth sense is so strong, worthy of my wife who has a seventh sense of God.
After dinner, this group of foodies picked their teeth, and there was no intention of patting their butts and leaving after eating and drinking, and the old drunkard and Seattlek teased me about the matter of the Demon Fortress in a row, but fortunately, this pair of unscrupulous masters and apprentices will also point out their words and looks, or the instinct of single-celled animals to avoid danger, whenever the two of them say a word, and are about to mention Jieluka and Little Black Charcoal, Veras and they show a particularly focused look, the body will unconsciously start a cold war, and then the topic will be put aside all of a sudden.
As a result, I originally wanted to add a little fuel to my heroic deeds and proudly recount them to Veras and them, but these two bastards were exposed first, and they did everything they could to demean it, as if the credit of the demon fortress was all his, which made me angry on the side, although in the end, the old drunkard did help me wipe my huge ass.
It wasn't until the blood moon rose three poles that the few people left with a full belly and shamelessness, until Carlos, who still had a little conscience, stuffed me with a large handful of rose candy outside, although it was for Kagel.
I've always wondered where Carlos bought these candies, and I remember one whim, walking around the camp and not finding a place to sell rose candy, which was probably enough to be included in the camp as one of the seven incredible events.
Speaking of six other incredible events......
"Oooo
The next moment, as soon as I stepped into the tent door, unsuspecting, I felt a great pain in my calf, and I howled loudly.
I was sneak attacked, I was sneak attacked, and the prisoner was this guy, a reserve of dry food that was also one of the seven incredible events, and somewhere grew a coquettish golden curly hair, said to be able to write with paws, and disgustingly gave himself a female name, Leona
This guy actually hid behind the door and attacked me, it was so despicable, it was simply a shame for the dog clan, the scum in the Pekingese dog, the most arrogant golden animal in history, and the bold reserve of dry food
Without saying a word, I immediately put my hand on my calf to dye myself golden...... Less dog, catch it in your hands, teach it a hard lesson, let it know what is the difference between the top and the bottom, and what is the disparity between strength and weakness.
With a snort, the leg and stomach loosened, and the dead dog dodged my hand, and then one ran back, and the canine tooth was wide open, and even tried to bite me to grab its hand.
This is also enough, it is simply the following offense, a big rebellion, I was furious, a vicious dog pounced on the food and this dead dog into a mess, suddenly, the battlefield as the center of the area of one meter of exaggerated dust billowing, can only hear the inside as if the two armies intersected as a violent roar, such as "Quack Qua Quack", "Oh Oo Oh, look at my Lushan Ascending Dog Bully, go to death" and so on.
"Whew"
A few girls on the side covered their faces again, and at this time, they couldn't say "don't be like a dog" anyway.
Eventually, despite being at the disadvantage of being attacked, I managed to grab the dead dog by the back of the neck and lift it up in front of my eyes as the four short dogs struggled and danced.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey"
Looking at the tooth-barred, dead-mouthed dog, I let out a wicked laugh like Tom had when he caught Jerry.
"Where's Elijah?"
Turning around, I asked Veras, with a subtle expression on her face.
"Wait, I'll take a look at ......"
Veras panicked back to her room and quickly brought the fish tank out of it.
"Eria seems to be still sleeping......"
Before I finished speaking, Elia's upper body suddenly burst out of the fish tank, babbling and stretching out two small hands to me, making a look of wanting to hug.
"Eria, how are you doing?"
I squinted my eyes and gently stretched out my other hand to Elia's pretty face, the mermaid clan is indeed the most beautiful race favored by God, with the beauty that even the elves have to sigh for, especially the little mermaid princess in front of me, I haven't seen her for a few months, it seems to be beautiful again, in this world, I am afraid that she is the only one left who can surpass Sarah in terms of appearance.
"Babbling babbling"
Eria still responded to me with that glutinous and coquettish accent, and the unique beauty of the mermaid tribe made her every pronunciation like a song, intoxicating, similar to the little ghost's voice with the melody of a hymn that had been sung for thousands of years.
If it weren't for the mermaid clan, especially the mermaid royal family like Elia, appearing on the continent would cause huge chaos, maybe she would be able to show her singing voice on the stage of God's birthday, the singing voice of the mermaid princess must be the most beautiful music in the world, and Veras, who is a singer of Rog, can't compare with her, no way, this is a huge racial talent gap, and it is God's preference.
"Babbling babbling"
This beautiful and cute little mermaid princess, I stretched out my index finger on her delicate and perfect cheek, hugged it, as usual, rubbed on it, took the index finger into her mouth, gently sucked it, and suddenly, the fingertips that were completely wrapped in the mouth came with a warm and soft touch, and a small soft and slippery thing licked skillfully on it, making herself **.
I don't know if this kind of behavior is a kind of etiquette of the mermaid clan to express intimacy, but in my own opinion, Elia's act of sucking Yunyun's fingers is accompanied by the sound of snorting and sucking from the inside, and the ** feeling that can be imagined from the fingertips, Eliya's little tongue keeps licking on it, these sound and visual effects and associations, coupled with Elia's beautiful and intoxicated face, can make a man bend down immediately.
It was enough of intimacy before Elia spat out my index finger, which was covered with shiny saliva, and some silk threads were still attached to her lips, so you can imagine how hard she had just sucked Yun, like a puppy waiting to be fed.
With a "bang", Elia's delicate body jumped directly from the water tank and bounced into my arms, and I quickly hugged her with my hand.
"Elijah...... Isn't it a little bit bigger? Holding Elia in my arms, I asked suspiciously.
It used to be just the height of one of my arms, but now it seems to be a little taller, or is my arm shorter? It's impossible to happen, bastard.
"Probably, after the adults left, Elia slept more energetically, and only woke up once in four or five days." Veras and the others were on the side, greeting Elia cordially, in exchange for Elia's happy and beautiful "babbling".
"Is that so? Little Elijah, grow up. ”
I lowered my head and met Elia's golden eyes, which were the purest and most immaculate gold in the world, and when I looked at it, I felt that the cheesy glow of those gold coin ornaments, describing it as glittering, was simply an insult to gold.
"Babble"
The well-behaved Eria slipped up her shoulders and sat on it, her golden fishtail flicking on her chest, her arms around my cheeks, kissing it, stretching out her small smooth pink tongue the size of a fingernail, and licking it gently.
Is it coming again? It's a little itchy ha.
I don't refuse this kind of comfortable intimacy, but I'm a little embarrassed.
The golden fish tail, flicking lightly, touching his chin from time to time, the smell from above, there is no trace of the salty smell of sea water or fishy smell, but a faint, can stretch people's minds, like the natural fragrance of pearls,
The fine golden fish scales on the tail do not give people the hard touch of scale armor, just like a thin layer of silk clothing wrapped around the legs, you can feel the smoothness, softness and elasticity of the girl's skin from the fish scales, which can't help but make people wonder if this layer of golden fish scales has a defensive effect, but in fact, there is no need to doubt this kind of thing, as long as you have seen Elia's father, the mermaid king Axia, each of his golden fish scales is half the size of a house, you absolutely don't have to worry about whether these delicate fish scales are useless anymore.
"Wait, wait, Elia, I'll play with you later, now let's make a little game first."
A crispy and itchy grin prevented Elia from licking her little tongue on her face, and in the innocent puzzled gaze of those pure golden eyes, I brought the dead dog that I had grasped in my other hand, still struggling with energy, to her.
"Elijah, I heard that I've recently practiced a new stunt, why don't you let me see it?" I grinned.
After looking at me, and then at the struggling dead dog, the kind-hearted little mermaid princess finally nodded.
"Elia, catch the ball"
"Babbling Oooo
A moment later, a waterspout suddenly rolled up high from somewhere in the Mage Guild, and from a distance, there seemed to be some flash of golden light in the night, flashing in the waterspout, making a huge scream and drowning sound, and finally being thrown out and disappearing into a meteor......
Early the next morning, the four elders of the alliance gathered outside the small tent in Akara.
"I've kept you waiting, please come in."
The voice of the leader of the alliance, Akara, came from inside the tent, and Farah rushed in, but Kane suddenly stretched out his cane and hooked his foot, and fell into a, and the old drunkard laughed and stepped on Farah's body to move forward, but because he was too full last night, his body was inflexible, and he couldn't dodge a flying kick from the side.
"Okay, let's see what it's all like, is this still an Alliance Elder?"
Seeing Kane and I triumphantly enter, the old drunkard and old man Farrah following behind with a grim face, glaring viciously at the backs of the two of us, Akara couldn't help but close his white eyes and shake his head.
"Sit down, Carlos and Seattleck haven't arrived yet?"
As soon as the words fell, the footsteps of two people were heard in the distance, and the very 5+2 meeting characteristic of the camp officially began......
I changed to a computer chair, because of the height and the armrests on both sides, the posture of sitting left and right typing was uncomfortable, and my shoulders hurt all night, so I had to change back to the original, alas, why did I buy this thing on a whim?